You know you're a redneck when....

25% of voters in Kentucky said race was an issue to them. Of those, 90% voted for Clinton.

/stay classy Kentucky

For your pleasure (new window)

I LMFAO subby. +1
Hubby gave a courtesy laugh when I read him the headline.

/we're a generation apart
//get off his lawn

Oh good. Chuck Todd is doing the Clinton math.

"If you count Florida, Michigan, the 7 dwarves, and the vast armies of the decepticons on cybertron, the actual number Obama needs isn't 2025, but 9,876. So according to Terry McAuliffe, this thing is wide open.

Also, while Obama has won more states, Clinton has won more states that count and her campaign has said she could ask the 35 majors and generals to lead an estrogen army, armed with the rifles she grew up with, in an armed coup at the convention."

Voted for Obama.

//White, working class, hardworking American. I'm sure she'll say Oregon doesn't matter though, so, suck it, biatch.

TruBluBaptist: At least in November when I hold my nose and vote for McCain, it will be for a man who has served his country and understands the danger of Islamofacists.

Yup. The Muslims are WAY more scary than the hardcore, conservative Christians.

TruBluBaptist: What a choice the dems have - a woman or a devout Muslim (http://web.israelinsider.com/Articles/Politics/12745.htm)
At least in November when I hold my nose and vote for McCain, it will be for a man who has served his country and understands the danger of Islamofacists.

"Devout" Muslim? No. He eats pork, he drinks alcohol, he did coke in college. He is in no way devout.

FTFA:

Eighty-nine percent of Tuesday's voters in Kentucky were white, according to the exit polls. Among them, Clinton won 72-22 percent. Nine percent of the voters were African-American and they overwhelmingly broke for Obama, 87-7 percent.

I thought it was the Republicans who were racist...you guys keep changing the rules on me.

Great headline, subby

12349876: welcome to an hour ago.

I'm sorry. Apparently unlike yourself, I don't sit before a computer screen all day, desperately clicking "refresh" in hopes of being number one to the punch.

CornFedIowan: Subby wins 1000 internets, but can only carry 200 back to the wagon.

I loled.

This election was all about whether you were a banker from Boston, a carpenter from Ohio, or a farmer from Illinois.

+1 Subby

Oregon doesn't matter, Hillary planned to lose Oregon from before the race started.

In fact losing Oregon has been a sexual fantasy of hers for 27 years.

TruBluBaptist: What a choice the dems have - a woman or a devout Muslim (http://web.israelinsider.com/Articles/Politics/12745.htm)
At least in November when I hold my nose and vote for McCain, it will be for a man who has served his country and understands the danger of Islamofacists.

.05/10

TruBluBaptist: a woman or a devout Muslim

Your mom had you so I guess you're right, women are terrible. Oh, and not all Muslims are bad, it's a small minority that go off the deep end.........kind of like baptists that are part of the KKK.

It's the magical amount...la da de da do de

/cold medicine FTW!!!

WFern: 12349876: welcome to an hour ago.

I'm sorry. Apparently unlike yourself, I don't sit before a computer screen all day, desperately clicking "refresh" in hopes of being number one to the punch.

Obama's speech in Iowa where he said he had the majority of pledged delegates was on all the cable news channels over an hour ago.

FarkingSean: thought it was the Republicans who were racist...you guys keep changing the rules on me.



Dad: Where did you learn to do this stuff? Answer me.

Son: FROM HILLARY OK...We learned it from watching Hillary!

The great thing is that the math is pretty much getting to the point where Obama can agree to seat Florida and Michigan as is, and he'll still have a 100+ pledged delegate lead. Would be nice to take care of that argument.

Inaditch: TruBluBaptist: At least in November when I hold my nose and vote for McCain, it will be for a man who has served his country and understands the danger of Islamofacists.

Yup. The Muslims are WAY more scary than the hardcore, conservative Christians.

You know what's scariest to me? Not the dems destroying social values, which I have come to expect from them, but the way Barry or Barack or Hussein or whatever that person calls himself doesnt own up to his being Muslim, and at the same time he is the one who wants to surrender in Iraq right away. PLaying with our national security just to protect his brothers in Allah. Un-believ-able.

So good to see we have got past mules and acres.

TruBluBaptist:
What a choice the dems have - a woman or a devout Muslim (http://web.israelinsider.com/Articles/Politics/12745.htm)
At least in November when I hold my nose and vote for McCain, it will be for a man who has served his country and understands the danger of Islamofacists.

Oh joy, our favorite retard is here...

TruBluBaptist: What a choice the dems have - a woman or a devout Muslim (http://web.israelinsider.com/Articles/Politics/12745.htm)
At least in November when I hold my nose and vote for McCain, it will be for a man who has served his country and understands the danger of Islamofacists.

You need to climb to the cave on the side of the mountain peak, find the troll master Sunny Ray, and beg him to let you be his apprentice.

Although if this is all that you have, I wouldn't expect him to take you in.

Obama/Sebelius 08

YAY!

/Remember though, she still has the popular vote
//All you have to do is include all the states (but exclude the caucuses (i.e. Iowa and Washington)
///I can not wait for this to be all over

Great headline.

I can't believe there will be almost 1 million voter in Oregon today. Pretty impressive for a primary in a state Hillary will be sure to say won't matter.

Inaditch: Yup. The Muslims are WAY more scary than the hardcore, conservative Christians.

I know! We're always flying planes into buildings (or hijacking them), suicide bombing people and sewing the vagina's of our women shut. We need to be stopped!

I Said:

Oh good. Chuck Todd is doing the Clinton math.

"If you count Florida, Michigan, the 7 dwarves, and the vast armies of the decepticons on cybertron, the actual number Obama needs isn't 2025, but 9,876. So according to Terry McAuliffe, this thing is wide open."

Actually, if my delegate counter was right, you could count Florida and Michigan, have Clinton win them both 75/25, and Obama would still have more delegates.

Mentat: It saddens me that the young'uns won't grasp the awesomeness of that headline.

Oregon Trail is probably still being played in elementary school computer labs.

/20
//lol'd at the headline

TruBluBaptist: What a choice the dems have - a woman or a devout Muslim (http://web.israelinsider.com/Articles/Politics/12745.htm)
At least in November when I hold my nose and vote for McCain, it will be for a man who has served his country and understands the danger of Islamofacists.

OK, I know you're a troll, and I really should have put you on ignore long ago, but a) spell "Islamofascism" correctly and b) understand what fascism is and what various factions and nations are attempting to do before you label them as "Islamofascists", you ignorant tool.

Now I just want to play the Oregon trail.

With this, Huffington Post is now reporting that he's won a majority of pledged delegates and has already returned to Iowa for a speech.

Aw man.. Not ANOTHER four years of the Huffington Post.

Obama should eat Clinton now.


TruBluBaptist: What a choice the dems have - a woman or a devout Muslim (http://web.israelinsider.com/Articles/Politics/12745.htm)
At least in November when I hold my nose and vote for McCain, it will be for a man who has served his country and understands the danger of Islamofacists.

2/10. The level of sexism in that statement would even make the most Neanderthal Baptist smack you around to teach you some manners.

TheQuad: Oh joy, our favorite retard is here...

My favorite retard:



/sticking with the nostalgia theme

nekom: This is the greatest headline in Fark history. I'm super cereal here. You win the internets.

Couldn't agree more. This should have been in the Onion or something.

the biggest redneck here: Like he's got am ice cube's chance in hell with those states.

I can't tell if you're being Sarcastic or not, but Virginia is very much in play. We have a Democrat Governor, Elected a Democrat Senator in 06, and have ridiculously popular Democrat Mark Warner running for Republican Mark Warner's seat on the ballot in 08.

8-bit-nintendo: /Remember though, she still has the popular vote
//All you have to do is include all the states (but exclude the caucuses (i.e. Iowa and Washington)
///I can not wait for this to be all over

And not including all the Michigan voters who wanted to vote for Obama, but voted "uncommitted" because Obama followed the Democratic Party rules and removed his name from the ballot.

+1 to Subby for the Trail reference

//I always lost half my party to snakebites and broken legs. Made me wonder WTF the person with a snakebite was doing outside the wagon anyway.

the biggest redneck here: WFern: the biggest redneck here: The dems have a candidate that is strong in all their usual states! YAAAAY!

The "usual states" being Virginia, North Carolina, and the like. Right.

Like he's got am ice cube's chance in hell with those states.

With his support of liberal Republicans and independents, I'm not counting him out for those states in the General. Especially with an opponent who is essentially running on the platform of a third Bush term.

I wish I could criticize a guy for tipping too much after drinking beer and simultaneously criticize him for being a devout Muslim. I just can't pull off greatness like that.

траханье наконец

TruBluBaptist: PLaying with our national security just to protect his brothers in Allah. Un-believ-able.

My brother in Allah, you mean. Fascist pseudo-empires like the USA come and go, but Allah is forever.

I usually try to avoid the political threads, but do you people actually think Obama has a chance? Not a troll by any means, I'm just afraid my country is stupid enough to vote for "the other guy" simply 'cuz he's white. Am I wrong in believing that?

I really have no faith in this country and its people to do the "right" thing. And they certainly don't have a very good track record. They've proven time and time again, they're just dumb.

/not a troll---just curious.