FARK.com: (3618094) State Assemblywoman stabs husband of 7 weeks in arm. And he has the balls (or lackthereof) to tell police he is actually just very clumsy and he did it himself after falling down some stairs into a cabinet. Yeah, that's the ticket

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		State Assemblywoman stabs husband of 7 weeks in arm. And he has the balls (or lackthereof) to tell police he is actually just very clumsy and he did it himself after falling down some stairs into a cabinet. Yeah, that's the ticket (news.rgj.com)		52
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Gyrfalcon		2008-05-20 10:28:53 PM

Hey, you dumb biatch, you're in NEVADA. You can get a divorce there overnight.

And you're in NEVADA. No one's even gonna notice if you shoot him in the head, at least not in Reno.

Nhojwolfe		2008-05-20 10:29:10 PM

is it me or does she looked stoned?

deadapostle		2008-05-20 10:29:23 PM

I once stabbed a man in Reno just to blame it on the local assemblywoman.

siouxsie		2008-05-20 10:30:43 PM

Yes!

"In a fit of depression about the bad wrestling, he cut off his own head..." (They couldn't think of a better story?)

WTF? She told him to CALL HIS MOTHER? Maybe if she had given him a bandaid and kissed his boo-boos, we wouldn't have to be reading this now. And MAYBE if he had just picked his socks up off of the floor he wouldn't NEED the stitches!

/sorry.
//stupid laundry day.

Rocket Sauce		2008-05-20 10:31:00 PM

wsa?

brightestfell		2008-05-20 10:31:15 PM

Either stoned or drugged up on something else.

The_Gallant_Gallstone		2008-05-20 10:33:00 PM

Gyrfalcon: And you're in NEVADA. No one's even gonna notice if you shoot him in the head, at least not in Reno.

Does not approve:

for good or for awesome		2008-05-20 10:33:01 PM

Stitches is a funny word.

aerojockey		2008-05-20 10:33:37 PM

Maybe he meant that he fell into someone on the Cabinet, and that's why she stabbed him.

/anyone know if Nevada has a hottie for secretary of state?

bobbette		2008-05-20 10:34:08 PM

I hope they throw the book at her. And if she bruises... hey, she just walked into the bookcase. Lighten up, Francis!

Domestic violence isn't acceptable, no matter who the perpetrator is or what kind of relationship it is. (MF, MM, FF, non-gender identified people and whatever gender their partner is, whatever polygamous combo... nobody should be beating on their spouse or partner or whatever.)

40oz_A_Knight		2008-05-20 10:35:24 PM

She stabbed a man in Reno, just to watch him lie.

40oz_A_Knight		2008-05-20 10:38:16 PM

"My beautician/video tech forgot to deinterlace my eyebrows"
/apparently the camera was sideways

JohnCarter		2008-05-20 10:38:17 PM

Those Kennedy's - they are a laugh a minute

mama's_tasty_foods		2008-05-20 10:39:04 PM

she ain't bad lookin.

maybe the crazy sex is AMAZING

Braindeath		2008-05-20 10:39:40 PM

40oz_A_Knight wins the thread.

After only seven weeks? Damn.

NYZooMan		2008-05-20 10:39:44 PM

That biatch got crazy written all over her ass.

Her + knife = me far away

farkfarkaway		2008-05-20 10:40:30 PM

SubbyAnd he has the balls (or lackthereof)

HEY MAYBE HE FELL INTO THE TABLE SAW AND LOST HIS NUTS

/regardless he is having testicle difficulties

Client No. 9		2008-05-20 10:40:46 PM

"Must go to bed, my eyes are sleepy.."
"I thought they always looked like that"

thermodie		2008-05-20 10:40:59 PM

Nevada. Isn't that the state that walked out on its on GOP convention? or is it the state that allows std's and gambling? Nevada sucks and should lose all federal funding along with that gay ass state of CA. We call Alaska and Hawaii freak states?

Ikahoshi		2008-05-20 10:41:00 PM

Call me cazy but I feel a stabbing is a hinderance to the good management of a relationship.

Maybe it's time to call a marrage counsellor or say... a psychiatric hospital. You know, anyone who has experience with dealing with a psycho biatch (who is armed and not afraid of the sight of blood).

gorgor		2008-05-20 10:41:00 PM

Was it a Cabinet Member?

bobbette		2008-05-20 10:41:54 PM

How is it that Francis Allen looks younger than me and got elected? She doesn't look a day over 21.

Probably from a long line of idiots, since her parents didn't realize that "Francis" is still a dude's name, despite it sounding identical to "Frances" in most North American accents.

EngineerBoy		2008-05-20 10:42:21 PM

Maybe they were doing a little Brangelina fantasy role playing and it got out of hand?

deadapostle		2008-05-20 10:42:52 PM

Braindeath: 40oz_A_Knight wins the thread.

Thanks for pointing out his post, because I skimmed past it and it is definitely supreme.

bobbette		2008-05-20 10:45:39 PM

EngineerBoy: Brangelina fantasy role playing

Damn it... I'll be in my bunk...

Kevin5280		2008-05-20 10:49:43 PM

Non-stoned pic of her. (pops)

Not bad.

I'd take a stab at it.

Gyrfalcon		2008-05-20 10:52:26 PM

Client No. 9: "Must go to bed, my eyes are sleepy.."
"I thought they always looked like that"

"This case is getting to me. I'm sorry, Slanty."

Samsaran		2008-05-20 10:52:37 PM

Kevin5280
Non-stoned pic of her. (pops)

Not bad.

I'd take a stab at it.

She's a NRA member ... I'm thinking he got off lucky.

Kevin5280		2008-05-20 10:52:58 PM

That was a bit old. Sorry.

More recent pic. (new window)

bobbette		2008-05-20 10:56:15 PM

Dang, she's 31? I am mad jealous of Asians for looking youthful until their middle age.

/early 20s and already developing wrinkles... f'n Nordic genes
//it would be nice to be a day-walker

rewind2846		2008-05-20 10:57:53 PM

Dude's got no sack. None. Gone gonads. Zero balls. Nada nads. Bounced berries. Biggest pussy on planet earth. No wonder she stabbed him.

dbubb		2008-05-20 11:00:47 PM

Kevin5280: That was a bit old. Sorry.

More recent pic. (new window)

definitely good for the sexytime craziness, I like...

deadapostle		2008-05-20 11:02:28 PM

bobbette: Dang, she's 31? I am mad jealous of Asians for looking youthful until their middle age.

/early 20s and already developing wrinkles... f'n Nordic genes
//it would be nice to be a day-walker

We non-alcoholic latin people have a tendency to look substantially younger, as well. It would be nice to go to a bar without being ID'd.

/30

therewasahue		2008-05-20 11:02:50 PM

Yikes....not exactly a poster child for interracial breeding

slipperyrockdawg		2008-05-20 11:06:06 PM

William Green approves.
/or his wife will stab him again

ozzie_stu		2008-05-20 11:06:56 PM

I am disappointed about the lack of PMS comments

vabeard		2008-05-20 11:11:24 PM

Smug biatch should have a shiner in her mugshot.

dopeydwarf		2008-05-20 11:14:51 PM

Just so you guys know this happened in Vegas... Where we are all going bat-shiat crazy from the record heat this early in the year.

indylaw		2008-05-20 11:16:33 PM

I'd hit it, then have it committed.

/nothing a little Thorazine can't fix.

Gyrfalcon		2008-05-20 11:23:00 PM

ozzie_stu: I am disappointed about the lack of PMS comments

It wasn't PMS. If it had been, she wouldn't have missed.

Dubai Vol		2008-05-20 11:37:52 PM

And a fail for her parents. Francis is a man's name. Women are named Frances.

Francis (new window)

Frances (new window)

Maybe he was making fun of her name...or finally saw her without the spackle...or she's just normal for her ethnicity.

/the last one
//she can't drive either I bet

Impasse		2008-05-20 11:54:28 PM

kling_klang_bed		2008-05-21 12:04:18 AM

She stabbed him with the kind of steak knives they give you at restaurants?

www.oneida.com

She must have been pretty determined!

Egalitarian		2008-05-21 12:05:37 AM

bobbette: Dang, she's 31? I am mad jealous of Asians for looking youthful until their middle age.

/early 20s and already developing wrinkles... f'n Nordic genes
//it would be nice to be a day-walker

There's this wonderful new product called sunblock. You should try it.

\extremely pale
\\looked much younger than my age until I hit 33 or so
\\\wearing sunblock on all exposed skin is part of my daily post-shower routine

zzrhardy		2008-05-21 12:07:11 AM

Once lived with a Thai girl for 18 months and I can tell you now that you soon develop a sixth sense of where exactly every sharp object is around you at all times.

And if you do something wrong, be careful if they seem real nice and start feeding you lots of booze, chances are there are some butchers scissors under her pillow for when you pass out.

\It's only domestic violence when the victim is female
\\Otherwise its just piss funny

A Tout Le Monde		2008-05-21 12:18:14 AM

Unfortunately for her, she forgot the cardinal rule of being a terrible wife. Wait a few years until they feel secure and then become a total psycho. 7 weeks? That's not even enough time to alienate him from his friends. He has nothing to lose by leaving, you couldn't even ask for alimony.

Ahahahahhahhah.

Someone didn't think their cunning plan all the way through.

/bitter?
//You betcha

wombatsrus		2008-05-21 12:18:33 AM

Not surprised she is a Republican.

/Also needs to keep the makeup on

bighairyguy		2008-05-21 12:37:42 AM

Kevin5280: Non-stoned pic of her. (pops)

Not bad.

I'd take a stab at it.

Never would have guessed she was from Louisiana based on her looks, however her actions are a dead giveaway.

The_Sponge		2008-05-21 01:35:43 AM

That must have been one hell of a stabbing, she looks tired.

Dubai Vol		2008-05-21 03:44:11 AM

zzrhardy: Once lived with a Thai girl for 18 months and I can tell you now that you soon develop a sixth sense of where exactly every sharp object is around you at all times.

THIS

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