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(Some Guy)   "Because I can't go to sleep unless I'm next to your left breast..."   ( divider line
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156 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Nov 2002 at 2:21 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-11-21 11:06:07 PM  
I'm typing through the vomit I left on the keyboard after reading that piece of vulture crap. Could someone either kill those two, kill the editor who allowed that to be posted, or kill me. Whichever way, my misery is lifted.

2002-11-22 09:12:55 AM  
Their lives are wacky, therefore, they are funny.
2002-11-22 09:22:24 AM  

If there was a just and loving god, he would have fire-bombed the hell out of that wedding.
2002-11-22 09:24:30 AM  
How can you tell David Gest is gay? His d!ck tastes like shiat.

Take off those farkin' queer ass sun-glasses you bug eyed freak! The jig is up! Come out of closet already. Liza pretty much looks like a fat middle aged man in make-up, so it's ok.
2002-11-22 09:24:31 AM  
Oooh breasts, sound like a great articAUUUGH!!!!
2002-11-22 09:25:53 AM  
Anybody who calls themself Micheal Jackson's best friend has issues.

This guy looks weird. Sort of like a spitting image puppet.

Oh and, mmmmmm boobies.
2002-11-22 09:29:56 AM  
i didnt get very far in that article.
2002-11-22 09:31:40 AM  
Dorkas - Exactly!!! That was a horrible horrible misleading post. This is almost worse than when I got an erection during the crying game....and then began sobbing after ...well, you know.
2002-11-22 09:32:28 AM  
There just ain't enough eye-gougin' that can take care of this...
2002-11-22 09:41:33 AM  
...and there I was thinking it was about a psyco who split with his gf, and chopped her left breast off so he could put it on his pillow so he could sleep...

ummm I think that's enough

bad meepmeep!
2002-11-22 09:47:31 AM  
If Michael, Liza, and David were all in an airplane together and it crashed in the woods, would anyone notice?
2002-11-22 09:53:21 AM  
DAVID: Have you ever known a love like ours?

LIZA: Not like ours, no.

DAVID: Neither have I, because you are so beautiful and so special and you are my soul and I love you.

LIZA: Eat my pussy.
2002-11-22 09:57:16 AM  
2002-11-22 09:58:11 AM  
Okay... that headline linked to that article was simply mean. Can't you people be kind to each other?
2002-11-22 10:01:34 AM  
Liza gives me the same "want to scratch my eyes out" feeling as does Barbara Streisand....Make her just go away
2002-11-22 10:02:27 AM  
[Michael Jackson] and his brothers, we all grew up together. We played baseball and basketball together, used to go record hunting, collecting memorabilia together.

I call bullshiat. Michael Jackson has never played a game of hoops in his life. He'd break a nail.
2002-11-22 10:04:31 AM  
So what's wrong with going to sleep next to a woman's breast? I can think of worse ...
2002-11-22 10:06:38 AM  
Excuse me, I need to go take a shower.
2002-11-22 10:06:45 AM  
it's not so much the breast, but whose breast it happens to be, 9/10
2002-11-22 10:07:05 AM  
Their relationship is like a train wreck. You want to turn away because it makes you sick, but it is so out of the ordinary that you can't help but be interested. I guess that is what I have to tell myself because I read that entire article.
2002-11-22 10:10:16 AM  
Awwwww isn't that cute! Listen to the filth pigs acting so lovey dovey normal and all.
2002-11-22 10:11:26 AM  
11-22-02 10:06:45 AM KoybayashiMaru
it's not so much the breast, but whose breast it happens to be, 9/10

True, I was thinking in the abstract sense.
2002-11-22 10:12:28 AM  
Can I please have that 3 minutes of my life back?

I am afraid to sleep now, because I will definitely have nightmares about those people.

Biggest. Freaks. Ever.
2002-11-22 10:12:46 AM  
I just can't stabd it when people try to be something they are not. Have you seen the video of David Gest and Lizas wedding? He so over-acted the wedding kiss, it looked like he was going to swallow her whole head when they kissed. Over-done, way too over the top. They're trying too hard. Kinda like Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley when they were married......did anyone believe that was real?
2002-11-22 10:15:44 AM  
2002-11-22 10:22:39 AM  
DAVID: Have you ever known a love like ours?

LIZA: Not like ours, no.

DAVID: Neither have I, because you are the GREATEST BEARD EVER.
2002-11-22 10:26:13 AM  
make me sick... her lef breast probably looks like a wrinkled sack.
2002-11-22 10:35:18 AM  
This is almost worse than when I got an erection during the crying game....and then began sobbing after ...well, you know

Haaahaaaahaaaahaaahaahaahaahaaha.....GASP....Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha......

Sorry man, but that's just too funny

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I know all there is to know about the crying game...
2002-11-22 10:49:53 AM  
My reaction?....

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2002-11-22 11:00:31 AM  
The really scary thing is he places his head on her stomach....where her left breast probably rests...

Excuse me while I go hug the sh*tter....
2002-11-22 11:02:13 AM  
FB: I love you for being so loyal in the face of everybody else following innuendo and backstabbing and money grubbing.

Harmonia: Have you ever known a love like ours?

FB: Not like ours, no.

Harmonia: Neither have I, because you are so beautiful and so special and you are my soul and I love you.

FB: I love you too. Want to get a hamburger?

Harmonia: No, but I'll get a turkey burger.

FB: Okay, let's go.

Harmonia: Okay.
2002-11-22 11:17:07 AM  
Liza and David = the Michael Jackson of couples.
2002-11-22 11:23:56 AM  
2002-11-22 11:27:11 AM  
In the name of all things good and sacred... WHY ?!
2002-11-22 11:32:14 AM  
This reminds me of the conversations I used to have with a man I called "honeybunny"--before I found out that he was insane. God, stop the flashbacks!!!

I'd like to see an interview with Billy Bob Thornton and Angelina Jolie when they first got married. No, I'd like to see the video of Liza, David, AND Michael on their wedding night.

On second thought, maybe I wouldn't.
2002-11-22 11:38:33 AM  
Nagasaki, LOL! Damn you. How am I going to explain the coffee on my keyboard to my boss when I have to request a new one?

"But Boss, Liza told David to eat her pussy."
2002-11-22 11:49:49 AM  
I was totally with them and on their side until I heard that crazy shiat about the turkey burger. Now that's just weird.
2002-11-22 11:52:14 AM  
Worst Post EVER !
2002-11-22 11:58:05 AM  
Let's just hope and pray to every god ever conceived by mankind that these two never breed. That, and to block this interview from our memory.
2002-11-22 11:59:49 AM  
Just_Dan: Funny man, funny.
2002-11-22 12:28:37 PM  
I disagree... I have zero interest in those two.

I also vote that he is teh ghey
2002-11-22 12:41:41 PM  
Best use of the SCARY tag ever.

I can't stop shaking...
2002-11-22 12:45:59 PM  
Trying too hard, guys. Just trying waaay too hard. Anyone see the skit on Saturday Night Live this week? Man, that and the Scott Joplin skit are starting to make Maya Rudolf into the funniest AND the hottest female cast member.

[/SNL geek ranting]
2002-11-22 01:04:43 PM  
*resumes hatemail campaign against liza*
2002-11-22 01:22:51 PM  
These people are interesting much the same way a train wreck or a car accident is interesting. You don't want to see death and body parts and gruesome scenes like that, but you just can't help but to slow the car down to a crawl and rubber-neck like everyone else, hoping to catch a glimpse of what you know will turn your stomach. I really have to believe that this is the only reason these asshols are interesting to anybody at all. They are truly living in a parallel universe where they are surrounded by freaks like themselves.

Did anyone see them on Larry King the other night? (see train wreck explanation above) I havd to stop and watch for a moment. WHat farking accent is she speaking with? Other than some type of disconesia (sp) from her psyche medsthere is no real explanation for her speech impediment.
2002-11-22 01:32:44 PM  
Awww, it's so cute though! But anyone who feels close to the king of pop is ok in my book. Oh wait, coming down from the crack. Oh man I gotta puke.
2002-11-22 01:49:42 PM  
2002-11-22 01:53:35 PM  
I was watching the true holly wood story on Lizas mom Judy Garland, (no I am not gay) and it turns out that Lizas dad was gay. Judy married this director and had a child (Liza) and the dude was gay. weird huh?
2002-11-22 02:09:15 PM  
I am completely ok since I repressed the whole article from my memory... Although I have strange shivers every time I think of boobies....
2002-11-22 02:12:33 PM  
should have been given a *sick* tag....
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