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(Santa Barbara Independent)   Naked man charged with attempted murder. No word on where the weapon was found   (independent.com ) divider line 18
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2008-05-19 06:49:24 AM  
Schizophrenia much?
 
2008-05-19 06:51:00 AM  
Brilliant headline

FTA:
"Larson comes to the door, and the man who answers kind of does the eyeball thing" to indicate the intruder's presence.
 
2008-05-19 06:59:15 AM  
I once visited Santa Barbara 18 years ago so I will be getting a kick from these replies.
 
2008-05-19 06:59:42 AM  
FARK! Now with twice the number of comments as the Santa Barbera Independant regarding a naked attempted murderous loony dude.
 
2008-05-19 07:04:10 AM  
Sid Deuces: FARK! Now with twice the number of comments as the Santa Barbera Independant regarding a naked attempted murderous loony dude.

To be fair, it's rather early. Most of Fark is still sleeping off last night's bender.
 
2008-05-19 07:35:37 AM  
the animal anyone?
 
2008-05-19 07:39:30 AM  
Larson shot his taser, its strings hitting the man on the stomach and chest, the electrical shock forcing Matovich to release the woman. "Lots of practice," Larson explained, when asked how he was able to hit the man without hitting the woman.

Yes. It seems the police are always getting lots of practice with the tasers.
 
2008-05-19 07:44:57 AM  
jaylectricity: Larson shot his taser, its strings hitting the man on the stomach and chest, the electrical shock forcing Matovich to release the woman. "Lots of practice," Larson explained, when asked how he was able to hit the man without hitting the woman.

Yes. It seems the police are always getting lots of practice with the tasers.


upload.wikimedia.org

Don't tase him, yo!
 
2008-05-19 07:53:34 AM  
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2008-05-19 08:01:50 AM  
Wanted for Questioning:

www.buddytv.com
 
2008-05-19 08:29:54 AM  
I saw this on cops
/every week
 
2008-05-19 08:32:48 AM  
walnuts55:
I saw this on cops
/every week


I think this case is "less meth, more mental illness". Sad, this guy probably can't help it, and should be under a lot more medical supervision than he apparently is.
 
2008-05-19 08:47:38 AM  
tbn0.google.com

You don't want to know, subby.
 
2008-05-19 08:56:00 AM  
"Lots of practice," Larson explained, when asked how he was able to hit the man without hitting the woman.

Yay, Taser! (Like he didn't deserve a little spark in his life after what he did....)
 
2008-05-19 09:32:58 AM  
t3knomanser: You don't want to know, subby.

Came for the Captain. Leaving satisfied.
 
2008-05-19 10:50:58 AM  
when you see the gerbil take a left, it's behind the light-bulb
 
2008-05-19 03:17:09 PM  
also came for the Captain Jack reference
 
2008-05-19 03:38:28 PM  
Must be an Esquire subscriber.
 
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