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2008-05-17 04:42:13 PM
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This script review of Jurassic Park 4 is absolutely insane. If this is in fact the real script, and not some bogus fake, they came across, then it's gonna be nuts. Oh, and it's co-written by John Farkin Sayles.

POSSIBLE SPOILER ALERT!!! Here's just one line from the script review.."There's the eight-year-old-boy side of me that thinks that a DIRTY DOZEN-style mercenary team of hyper-smart dinosaurs in body armor killing drug dealers and rescuing kidnapped children will be impossible to resist."
 
2008-05-17 04:59:20 PM
She pleases me. Bathe her and bring her to me.

/got nothin
 
2008-05-17 05:02:53 PM
She can still run at her age?

/i keed i keed
 
2008-05-17 05:37:18 PM
This looks awesome, in a crazy B-movie way.
 
2008-05-17 06:00:47 PM
AlanSmithee: This looks awesome, in a crazy B-movie way.

Yup. It's such a ridiculous, monstrously bad idea that they have to make it.
 
2008-05-17 06:12:20 PM
JPJ007: AlanSmithee: This looks awesome, in a crazy B-movie way.

Yup. It's such a ridiculous, monstrously bad idea that they have to make it.


To make it work, they have to really pull all the stops. Not like, say, Snakes on a Plane, which was ultimately too timid, despite the added scenes.
 
2008-05-17 11:47:39 PM
Dr. Malcolm better effing be in it.
 
2008-05-17 11:58:21 PM
JPIV: Holy Crap Still More Dinosaurs

JPIV: Barney and Friends

JPIV: Not Quite Dead Yet
 
2008-05-18 12:06:51 AM
zenarche: Dr. Malcolm better effing be in it.

THIS.
 
2008-05-18 12:09:28 AM
I guess if they would bother making another Indiana Jones movie then why the hell not
 
2008-05-18 12:11:20 AM
I thought she was smoking in the first JP.

Would definitely let her see my raptor.
 
2008-05-18 12:12:50 AM
It doesn't matter what's going on in this movie for me. I'd see Jurassic Park movies until they stop making them, as long as there is plenty of great Dinosaur action, anchored by Stan Winston studios and ILM special effects. I own all 3 of the first ones and I watch them a couple of times a year. Go dinosaurs!
 
2008-05-18 12:29:02 AM
Hit 'er?

Would Dern near kill 'er.

/Sorry, had to
//Honestly, i'd probably break her hips, at her age
 
2008-05-18 12:31:10 AM
I read the script and raptors now use guns, operate vehicles and are ninjas
 
2008-05-18 12:34:15 AM
I just saw Blue Velvet the other day. Wow, how time flies. She was just a little girl in that movie.
 
2008-05-18 12:37:19 AM
Trik: I read the script and raptors now use guns, operate vehicles and are ninjas

But do they fly jet fighters?

www.marcellosendos.ch
 
2008-05-18 12:48:08 AM
I'm still waiting for an R rated Dinosaurs attack movie.
 
2008-05-18 01:00:03 AM
beer4breakfast: Trik: I read the script and raptors now use guns, operate vehicles and are ninjas

But do they fly jet fighters?


Jet fighters are vehicles
 
2008-05-18 01:14:37 AM
This is so weird. I was looking up JP on IMDB today and saw this, now it has been greenlit on fark within 5 hours without me submitting it. Supposedly the script is going to be about a new disease brought forth on the planet as a side effect of cloning dinosaurs. Sort of like an "Andromeda Strain meets Jurassic Park" deal.
 
2008-05-18 01:16:23 AM
Is she gonna be one of the dinosaurs?
 
2008-05-18 01:22:14 AM
I can't tell if it's yesterday 65 million years ago, today or tomorrow, and it's laid a real mindfark on me.
 
2008-05-18 01:30:02 AM
dbax1985: This is so weird. I was looking up JP on IMDB today and saw this, now it has been greenlit on fark within 5 hours without me submitting it. Supposedly the script is going to be about a new disease brought forth on the planet as a side effect of cloning dinosaurs. Sort of like an "Andromeda Strain meets Jurassic Park" deal.

Kind of appropriate, since Michael Crichton wrote both the original Jurassic Park and the Andromeda Strain.
 
2008-05-18 01:30:09 AM
Get your hands off me you damn dirty dinosaurs!!!?
 
2008-05-18 01:40:04 AM
If this movie is half as bad as the most recent Jurrassic Fail...

Oh what the point I know i'll go see it anyway
 
2008-05-18 01:40:37 AM
I still love the original novel. Far better than the movie. Best part of the original novel? The first character to get eaten is a Mets fan! Oh the joy!
 
2008-05-18 01:50:45 AM
I have expected talking Dinosaurs since JPII.

home.comcast.net
 
2008-05-18 01:50:49 AM
God, I hope they go with the humanoid, evolved dinosaur idea! It's such an insane idea that it would either be the greatest movie ever, or a Saturday night Sci-Fi Channel Production.
 
2008-05-18 01:54:44 AM
Delawheredad: I still love the original novel. Far better than the movie. Best part of the original novel? The first character to get eaten is a Mets fan! Oh the joy!

I loved that in the book, Hammond was an unrepentant asshole. The change to the movie I hated the most was turning him into a nice old man.
 
2008-05-18 02:01:57 AM
jurassic park 3 was the worst movie i've ever seen.
 
2008-05-18 02:02:55 AM
I think that was an old idea floated right after the 3rd movie came out. They are likely 5 or 6 versions past that talking dinos idea. It would still be a good idea if they went with a Saturday morning JP cartoon. It would work better as a 'toon for kids. The 3rd one only need a stronger ending. The soldiers could of taken out a few dinos on the beach. RPG right into a T-rex mouth and BOOM. People would of talked about that scene. All we got was they walk up to the US NAVY. THE END
 
2008-05-18 02:06:30 AM
Dumb-Ass-Monkey: God, I hope they go with the humanoid, evolved dinosaur idea! It's such an insane idea that it would either be the greatest movie ever, or a Saturday night Sci-Fi Channel Production.

Depends if they have to go on basil benders.

/Anonymous Rex FTW!
 
2008-05-18 02:10:14 AM
Sounds like a woman in trouble!

/knows a hooker with a hole in her vagina.
 
2008-05-18 02:10:48 AM
stucka: /Anonymous Rex FTW!

Great books, if you haven't read them yet!
 
2008-05-18 02:15:21 AM
stucka: Depends if they have to go on basil benders.

Maybe you're thinking of Harry Turtledoves' 'The Race' and their ginger addiction... or maybe not.

upload.wikimedia.org

Intelligent dinosaurs with guns sounds like a great movie either way.
 
2008-05-18 02:24:56 AM
Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Great books, if you haven't read them yet!

well.... not great, but fun
 
2008-05-18 02:37:33 AM
Walker

She can still run at her age?

Funny. I hear all the scenes where Harrison Ford runs in the new Indy movie are CGI.
 
2008-05-18 02:53:46 AM
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2008-05-18 03:40:07 AM
I liked Jurassic Park 3. It was pretty short and didn't waste much time being anything more than dinosaurs chasing people. And the pteryodactyls were cool.

Jurassic Park 2: The Lost World, however, is a huge stinking pile of dino doo.
 
2008-05-18 03:56:14 AM
DoblerMeyer: This script review of Jurassic Park 4 is absolutely insane.

What

The

Fark
 
2008-05-18 04:41:05 AM
Confabulat: I liked Jurassic Park 3. It was pretty short and didn't waste much time being anything more than dinosaurs chasing people. And the pteryodactyls were cool.

Jurassic Park 2: The Lost World, however, is a huge stinking pile of dino doo.


Which is a shame because the book is pretty good.
 
2008-05-18 04:58:34 AM
What about a National Treasure/ Jurassic Park crossover?

i125.photobucket.com
 
2008-05-18 05:26:49 AM
fark you, Hollywood.
 
2008-05-18 06:25:15 AM
She looks older than she is. And fuglier, too!
 
2008-05-18 07:00:32 AM
DoblerMeyer: Oh, and it's co-written by John Farkin Sayles.

John Sayles has actually written a lot of conventional fare in Hollywood. That's how he funds his own movies.
 
2008-05-18 08:05:34 AM
Monkey's Knuckle: What about a National Treasure/ Jurassic Park crossover?

I sat through Transporter 2, I think I could stomach this.
 
2008-05-18 08:55:31 AM
Dialectic: She looks older than she is. And fuglier, too!

Yeah, I don't get the attraction. To me she's in the Sarah Jessica Parker long, dry face group. Not necessarily ugly but no switch-flipper either.
 
2008-05-18 09:15:42 AM
Laura Dern (not Laura Dern's ass) was the worst thing about the first one. Every line that I cringed at came out of her mouth (except, "I'll show you.").
 
2008-05-18 09:32:30 AM
Monkey's Knuckle: What about a National Treasure/ Jurassic Park crossover?

Lincoln Park?
 
2008-05-18 09:34:13 AM
A few months before Jurassic Park 2 came out, I got an email from Universal asking me if I'd put up an ad for the movie on my trilobite website. In return, I'd get free stuff (posters, hats, etc...)

I said sure. Put the ad up, got the cool freebies.
Then I saw the movie.

And so the next e-mail I got from Universal asking me to promote a movie, I declined.

And that was my brush with Hollywood.

//but I was an extra in Harry Knuckles and the Pearl Necklace, in the scene with Lloyd Kaufman.
 
2008-05-18 09:45:07 AM
They should set it in a post-apocalyptic world where dinos are the dominant species. But they don't have the balls so it'll be more dinos chasing people with a showdown with the raptors at the end.

The dinos with armor and weapons bullshiat has been around since before JP2.
 
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