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(Bitten and Bound)   Ellen and Portia are tying the knot now that California has overtuned the gay marriage ban. No word on which one will be donning the white dress   (bittenandbound.com) divider line 74
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2008-05-16 07:27:27 AM
They could play sandwich with me any time
 
2008-05-16 07:35:35 AM
I recently saw "Ellen" for the first time because it was playing on a television in a doctor's office waiting room and I couldn't turn it off. And here I thought gay people were pretty hip and whatnot - I had no idea lesbians could be that vapid.
 
2008-05-16 07:42:06 AM
California has overtuned the gay marriage ban

Ah, so this is how yesterday's ruling is being grossly mischaracterized?
 
2008-05-16 07:48:19 AM
kronicfeld: California has overtuned the gay marriage ban

Ah, so this is how yesterday's ruling is being grossly mischaracterized?


Yes, before it was a bit pitchy, but with some help from California Supreme Court Justice Randy Jackson, it has been resolved.
 
2008-05-16 07:49:59 AM
submitter: No word on which one will be doning dawning the white dress

Sorry, pet peeve.
 
2008-05-16 07:54:07 AM
gopher321: submitter: No word on which one will be doning dawning the white dress pantsuit

Sorry, pet peeve.
 
2008-05-16 07:59:14 AM
kronicfeld: California has overtuned the gay marriage ban

Ah, so this is how yesterday's ruling is being grossly mischaracterized?


Who put who in the what now?
 
2008-05-16 08:33:12 AM
Barbigazi: kronicfeld: California has overtuned the gay marriage ban

Ah, so this is how yesterday's ruling is being grossly mischaracterized?

Who put what who in the who who what now?


Sawry, pett peave..
 
2008-05-16 08:40:44 AM
gopher321: submitter: No word on which one will be doning dawning donning the white dress

Sorry, pet peeve.


Unless you were joking, I'd call that a mediocre fail on your part, gopher321.
 
2008-05-16 09:04:58 AM
Giblet: Unless you were joking, I'd call that a mediocre medi ochre fail on your part, gopher321.

Sorry, pet peave.
 
2008-05-16 09:05:15 AM
Giblet: Unless you were joking, I'd call that a mediocre fail on your part, gopher321.

Your Rotsky-fu is weak, Giblet.....
 
2008-05-16 09:16:19 AM
Macular Degenerate: I recently saw "Ellen" for the first time because it was playing on a television in a doctor's office waiting room and I couldn't turn it off. And here I thought gay people were pretty hip and whatnot - I had no idea lesbians could be that vapid.

This will be the ultimate triumph of equal rights - all of us straighties realizing that gay people can have boring lives, poor taste, and sexless marriages, too!
 
2008-05-16 09:25:01 AM
markie_farkie: Giblet: Unless you were joking, I'd call that a mediocre fail on your part, gopher321.

Your Rotskyie-fu is weak, Giblet.....


Sorry, canine companion annoyance.
 
2008-05-16 09:26:19 AM
markie_farkie: Giblet: Unless you were joking, I'd call that a mediocre fail on your part, gopher321.

Your You're Rotsky-fu foo is weak week, Giblet Jib Lett.....


Sorry, pet peeve.
 
2008-05-16 09:27:57 AM
Macular Degenerate: I recently saw "Ellen" for the first time because it was playing on a television in a doctor's office waiting room and I couldn't turn it off. And here I thought gay people were pretty hip and whatnot - I had no idea lesbians could be that vapid.

There are as many gay and lesbian assholes as there are straight ones, proportionally. They've just hidden them better.
 
2008-05-16 09:32:39 AM
I am totally jealous of Ellen.
 
2008-05-16 09:38:02 AM
I think it's pretty obvious that Ellen is the dude in the relationship.
 
2008-05-16 09:38:05 AM
Wow, over a dozen Farkers making lame Rotsky jokes and not a single photo of Portia De Rossi.
 
2008-05-16 09:38:26 AM
Tobias Funke reportedly inconsolable.

/Obligatory AD ref. sue me.
 
2008-05-16 09:38:49 AM
z.about.com

You know you want to watch if only to see me gasping as waves of tongue summoned electric lust sweep through my arching body.
 
2008-05-16 09:41:00 AM
Tobias Funke reportedly inconsolable.

/Obligatory AD ref. sue marry me.


/FTFM
 
2008-05-16 09:43:00 AM
SherKhan: tongue summoned electric lust sweep through my arching body.

I came in my pants a little.
 
2008-05-16 09:44:01 AM
sorry... portia's not that pretty...
 
2008-05-16 09:44:04 AM
It'll be Portia, she's a

i62.photobucket.com

/it's pronounced shuh-MAH-lay
//took some solid searching to get that picture without tons of tranny pics coming up with it
 
2008-05-16 09:56:32 AM
Me thinks someone has something to say about this

z.about.com
 
2008-05-16 09:58:44 AM
Her?
 
2008-05-16 09:59:14 AM
dougfm

I think it's pretty obvious that Ellen is the dude in the relationship.

Well, they can always scissor each other. I know that some lesbians don't like dildos, they like scissoring better!
 
2008-05-16 09:59:17 AM
What TruBlueBaptist doesn't have anything to say on this? Shocking. Maybe he's doing busy protecting his family from the gays. We are coming for you...
 
2008-05-16 10:09:24 AM
Dialectic: dougfm

I think it's pretty obvious that Ellen is the dude in the relationship.

Well, they can always scissor each other. I know that some lesbians don't like dildos, they like scissoring better!


www.allkpop.com

You gotta be careful when you play with scissors
 
2008-05-16 10:25:18 AM
Hey, good for them.

/no christian conservative trolls yet crying that they're stealin' our wumuns?
 
2008-05-16 10:38:37 AM
I always wonder how many people who are trying to ban gay marriage are divorced.

I have a gay aunt in Cal so I have to imagine she is getting a lick out of these posts
 
2008-05-16 10:42:29 AM
SherKhan: You know you want to watch if only to see me gasping as waves of tongue summoned electric lust sweep through my arching body.

Oh damn...
 
2008-05-16 10:46:08 AM
kronicfeld: Her?

She's really funny.
 
2008-05-16 10:49:57 AM
masterskip Tobias Funke reportedly inconsolable.

/Obligatory AD ref. sue marry me.


Well played.
 
2008-05-16 11:07:38 AM
I have no problem with this. Being gay is "genetic" so the more they pair up and stop pretending to be straight, the fewer queer babies being born. Eventually, they'll die off and we god-fearing straight folk'll be back to doing things the way god intended.

Go queer marriage!

/Can't find the conservative trolls.
//Gotta make up for it.
 
2008-05-16 11:13:52 AM
Proof that hot chicks dig a sense of humor.

Yes, Ellen can be funny.

"I don't have any kids... that I know of." I don't care who you are, that's funny.
 
2008-05-16 11:21:38 AM
Zxaranthium: /Can't find the conservative trolls.

Oh, there on the showbiz tag...they just don't want anyone to know.
 
2008-05-16 11:24:12 AM
Portia is very naughty and needs to "don" her butt over my lap, in order to receive proper discipline.

/that is all.
 
2008-05-16 11:30:56 AM
Bees?
 
2008-05-16 11:32:52 AM
SherKhan: summoned electric lust

I came into this thread looking for a new name for my band and was not disappointed.
 
2008-05-16 11:34:01 AM
I'd turn lesbian if it meant I could do Portia for the rest of my life. She's a fox!
 
2008-05-16 11:42:16 AM
NYZooMan: There are as many gay and lesbian assholes as there are straight ones, proportionally. They've just hidden them better.

...and use them in a slightly different way...
 
2008-05-16 11:50:52 AM
Congrats Ellen. And everyone else effected as well.

Too bad this is like the federal marijuana laws. You can use it but you can't buy it.

You can now get legally married in California, but... nothing really happens because it isn't recognized federally. (Taxes-wise you'll save on state taxes, I think. Whoop-di-doo.)
 
2008-05-16 12:03:50 PM
sparky1013: sorry... portia's not that pretty...

Ya, not even remotely >.>


farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2008-05-16 12:05:19 PM
I'm not a fan of the show, and I'm also not gay.

This doesn't take anything away from the good feelings I have about this ruling. It's nice to belong to a state that is trying to drop some of humanity's bigger hangups.
 
2008-05-16 12:17:09 PM
wow, didn't know Ellen is 15 years older than her.
 
2008-05-16 12:18:30 PM
"I have a gay aunt in Cal so I have to imagine she is getting a lick out of these posts"

Funny, you'd think she'd be the last one to do that.
 
2008-05-16 12:24:46 PM
j_twelve: I'm not a fan of the show, and I'm also not gay.

This doesn't take anything away from the good feelings I have about this ruling. It's nice to belong to a state that is trying to drop some of humanity's bigger hangups.


i'm no expert, and i certainly have no source, but i feel like the reason it's a hangup is that there is no biological reason for same sex bonding.

don't get me wrong, i'm not against homosexuality (nor do i love the cock so stop hitting on me) but i can understand why gay marriage is seen as taboo, biologically.

on the other hand, it's nice to see gays getting legal benefits of marriage that they deserve.
 
2008-05-16 12:32:34 PM
NYZooMan: There are as many gay and lesbian assholes as there are straight ones, proportionally. They've just hidden them better.

I'm no expert, but if the gays are hiding their assholes, they might be doing it wrong.
 
2008-05-16 12:45:19 PM
Dome: i'm no expert, and i certainly have no source, but i feel like the reason it's a hangup is that there is no biological reason for same sex bonding.

And there also is no biological reason for animals of one species to "adopt" and raise animals of another species. Yet it happens.

There are plenty of examples in nature of male-male companionship. Didn't you ever have that crazy aunt with two gay dogs? They're totally oblivious to any "biological reasoning" arguments.

In fact, I'd like to ask where in the universe of Love does reason ever fit? Reason would champion the idea of never falling in love in the first place.
 
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