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(CBS13.com - CBS Sacramento)   If you left a bazooka rocker launcher behind a Jack in the Box in Turlock, California, the police would like a word with you   (cbs13.com) divider line 124
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2008-05-16 07:19:31 AM
...oh crap. Clearly I made a typo when I submitted the link.
 
2008-05-16 07:24:31 AM
Turdlock
 
2008-05-16 07:29:38 AM
yarnothuntin: mxwjs: yarnothuntin: Evil: A BAZOOKA ROCKET LAUNCHER? SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE COPS!

Yeah, and have them bring the K-9 dogs too!

i think bazooka rocket launcher works. it's kinda like Vicegrip vicegrips, but there are other kinds of locking plyers.

True, but it's still kind of redundant, like saying "hand me an adjustable Crescent wrench" or "Gee, look at that poor bum".


actually bazooka rocket launcher does work.

a bazooka is a specific type of rocket launcher used in WWII it is called the "Rocket Launcher, M1A1" but the soldeirs called it the bazooka

so only the M1A1 rocket launcher, which the one in the article is, should be called a bazooka, any other type of launcher, like the At4 or RPG-7 is not a bazooka.

but thats just being nitpicky. if i was the dude who found it, i wouldn't have told anyone, i'd have kept that biatch. thats like finding a wallet full of cash and turning it in...screw that
 
2008-05-16 07:33:12 AM
Dear Rockstar Games,

I was playing the mission where Nico and Little Jacob are supposed to blow up the van and the rocket launcher I was told get didn't spawn behind the burger place like it was supposed to. BUG REPORT
 
2008-05-16 07:34:14 AM
That's not a rocket launcher. This is a rocket launcher:

spaceflightnow.com
 
2008-05-16 07:39:12 AM
That's not a rocket launcher. It's a republican plant. TEH TERROR!!
 
2008-05-16 07:39:57 AM
That's not a rocket launcher. This is a rocket launcher

ahh the grand old Titan, good jorb spanky!
 
2008-05-16 07:46:31 AM
spasemunki: Radioactive Ass: There's a fairly large Assyrian presence in Turlock. Just a little factiod I thought I'd throw out there...

Wanted for questioning?


God help us all if the Hittites are involved in this...


Where is Gozur when you need him?
The Traveler has come!
 
2008-05-16 07:59:54 AM
Maybe it's all the GTA talking but, I woulda' blown some shiat up!
 
2008-05-16 08:00:02 AM
It's mine. my bad.
 
2008-05-16 08:00:24 AM
I keep mine with me when I move

sinnombre.org

(always wanted to post this as an answer to the "go be fat somewhere else" pic)
 
2008-05-16 08:03:53 AM
shubai33: "Um, my bad. I stopped to get a burger and well... Anyway, does anyone mind if I just grab it now? I really need to get it to the mall"

What does Nicholas Brendon have to do with this? Or did you mean to link a pic of Bruce Campbell?

bp3.blogger.com
 
2008-05-16 08:08:28 AM
aw c'mon: LonMead: eyehate: I wish I had a rocker launcher.



Was wondering where he could get one, and could you mail it, please.

Bruce ROCKS!!!

ya know some son of a b**** would pay.


Came here to say this.

/got nothin now
 
2008-05-16 08:08:33 AM
If I had a rocket launcher, I would not hesitate. Obscure?

Man, I wish we had a JITB in RI.
 
2008-05-16 08:10:00 AM
DEFENS
 
2008-05-16 08:12:44 AM
What_Would_Jimi_Do: mt brother and his wife have been living in chico CA for almost ten years now. i DRTFA but have the rednecks there surpassed the rednecks here in WNC/VIRG/SC/GA/TN?

Yeah, since the Dust Bowl.
 
2008-05-16 08:14:44 AM
Unreal_One: Anyone else read the astoundingly well written article and think "Today, a dump truck rolled over and all the dirt came out. The truck rolled onto more dirt. It was hard to tell all the dirt apart. There were no injuries."

Yes. I can't believe the guy actually put his name on the article. His name on the article is called a by-line. It was included and you can see it at the top.
 
2008-05-16 08:20:06 AM
Bazooka Jack?

/yeah baby!
 
2008-05-16 08:24:57 AM
mortimer_ford
DEFENS

You see, I don't think anything's wrong with the street! I think you're just trying to justify your inflated budgets! I know how it works! If you don't spend the projected amount this year, you don't get the same amount next year! Now, I want you to admit, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THE STREET!
 
2008-05-16 08:25:54 AM
I read that as Turok, California.

/It's obviously for hunting dinosaurs chief.
 
2008-05-16 08:27:55 AM
Postal1: shubai33: "Um, my bad. I stopped to get a burger and well... Anyway, does anyone mind if I just grab it now? I really need to get it to the mall"

What does Nicholas Brendon have to do with this? Or did you mean to link a pic of Bruce Campbell?


In an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Xander steal a bazooka from an army base so Buffy can take care of the Judge, a demon that's tougher than usual. The final confrontation is at the mall.
 
2008-05-16 08:42:54 AM
www.barrettchase.com

Maybe they wouldnt make his sourdough jack the way it looked in the picture.
 
2008-05-16 08:45:46 AM
farm3.static.flickr.com

You can get it from the latest Sharper Image Catalog, so big deal.
 
2008-05-16 08:46:00 AM
linoleum knife:
(always wanted to post this as an answer to the "go be fat somewhere else" pic)



"I'll be fat anywhere I damn well please."
 
2008-05-16 08:52:31 AM
Kinda reminds me of those early 90's Jack In The Box commercials, when they brought "Jack" (the mascot) back... and he 'blew up' the board of directors as his first official act, in revenge for them "blowing him up" back before that.

I recall that J-I-T-B got a lot of negative press about that, especially because those commercials came out at the same time that the Oklahoma City bombing took place.

also during that period, Jax got one J-I-T-B restaraunt... it closed only a few months later, and has been "Ying's Chinese Takee Outee" ever since.
 
2008-05-16 08:59:15 AM
SpankyPinkbottom: That's not a rocket launcher. This is a rocket launcher:

Theres some WIN there.

Titan IIs are extremely badass. Id argue they are even cooler looking than the Minuteman family of missiles..

The Peacekeeper is equally as badass. Something about the 10 MIRVed warheads on top that does it for me.
 
2008-05-16 08:59:45 AM
I always thought it was a rocket lawn-chair.
 
2008-05-16 09:04:28 AM
RadioMatthew: ...oh crap. Clearly I made a typo ROTSKY when I submitted the link.

FTFY
 
2008-05-16 09:12:50 AM
thespindrifter: Kinda reminds me of those early 90's Jack In The Box commercials, when they brought "Jack" (the mascot) back... and he 'blew up' the board of directors as his first official act, in revenge for them "blowing him up" back before that.

I recall that J-I-T-B got a lot of negative press about that, especially because those commercials came out at the same time that the Oklahoma City bombing took place.

also during that period, Jax got one J-I-T-B restaraunt... it closed only a few months later, and has been "Ying's Chinese Takee Outee" ever since.


I just checked this out and it's legit. Ying's Chinese Takee Outee is for real. In fact, nationwide, there are a bunch of restaurants that self-identify as "Takee Outee." (although as yet no "Chinee Takee Outee") Me rikey veddy much. Just sayin'.

Also, "rocker launcher" is yet another example of unintentional (the best kind) hilarity due to illiterate/ semi-literate Farkers.
 
2008-05-16 09:14:35 AM
Demetrius: I always thought it was a rocket lawn-chair.

Way back in the 1900's, maybe '82 or '83, there was a song on the radio fairly frequently with the line, "If I had a rocket launcher..." then went on to describe all the shiat the dude would blow up if he had one. Anyway, I and all my HS buddies always sang, "If I had a farkin' lawn chair...." and go on to describe all the places we would chill out & drink the Stroh's & Hamm's we stole from my dad's garage.

/good times...
 
2008-05-16 09:15:05 AM
Also, why do the Fark administrators only seem to be able to read "Engrish"? Drew Curtis is rolling in his grave.
 
2008-05-16 09:16:30 AM
Where's the rocket launcher you punk?!

i215.photobucket.com
 
2008-05-16 09:16:41 AM
Morton_toes: Demetrius: I always thought it was a rocket lawn-chair.

Way back in the 1900's, maybe '82 or '83, there was a song on the radio fairly frequently with the line, "If I had a rocket launcher..." then went on to describe all the shiat the dude would blow up if he had one. Anyway, I and all my HS buddies always sang, "If I had a farkin' lawn chair...." and go on to describe all the places we would chill out & drink the Stroh's & Hamm's we stole from my dad's garage.

/good times...


Actually, that's exactly what I was thinking of. I had the same friends.
 
2008-05-16 09:21:45 AM
Demetrius: Morton_toes: Demetrius: I always thought it was a rocket lawn-chair.

Way back in the 1900's, maybe '82 or '83, there was a song on the radio fairly frequently with the line, "If I had a rocket launcher..." then went on to describe all the shiat the dude would blow up if he had one. Anyway, I and all my HS buddies always sang, "If I had a farkin' lawn chair...." and go on to describe all the places we would chill out & drink the Stroh's & Hamm's we stole from my dad's garage.

/good times...

Actually, that's exactly what I was thinking of. I had the same friends.


Yeah, bunch of A-holes they turned out to be, drank all dad's beer and then broke my farkin' lawn chair!
 
2008-05-16 09:27:03 AM
Jack in the Box always gets my order wrong:
I ordered the "Rockette Luncher".
 
2008-05-16 09:27:56 AM
Imagine how lame this thread would be without the typo.
 
2008-05-16 09:29:26 AM
Gawdzila

My friend has one like that. I think it is an AT4 anti-tank weapon. From what I understand it comes with one rocket pre-loaded and the launcher is discarded. I can only assume that it would be possible to reload it if we were able to get a rocket...
 
2008-05-16 09:34:19 AM
www.smh.com.au

A bazooka rocker launcher is also known as a groupie.

/much like a fluffer
//hotlinked or not
 
2008-05-16 09:34:50 AM
If you left a bazooka rocker launcher behind a Jack in the Box in Turlock, California, the police would like a word with you

Must have been a senior citizen.
 
2008-05-16 09:36:37 AM
i173.photobucket.com

LonMead beat me but here's more Bruce anyway.
 
2008-05-16 09:36:52 AM
LonMead: eyehate: I wish I had a rocker launcher.



Was wondering where he could get one, and could you mail it, please.


HOLY CRAP! IS THAT CLAPTON?

If so, when did he turn into an old bull-dyke?
 
2008-05-16 09:48:08 AM
linoleum knife: I keep mine with me when I move



(always wanted to post this as an answer to the "go be fat somewhere else" pic)


Dude, thanks for helping me beat the combine in Half-Life 2.
 
2008-05-16 09:49:30 AM
pooperator: LonMead: eyehate: I wish I had a rocker launcher.



Was wondering where he could get one, and could you mail it, please.

HOLY CRAP! IS THAT CLAPTON?

If so, when did he turn into an old bull-dyke?


be enlightened-
http://youtube.com/watch?v=N7vCww3j2-w
 
2008-05-16 09:54:37 AM
Hello,

My name is Sergio and I graduated from Turlock High School.

/got nothing
 
2008-05-16 09:58:44 AM
Radioactive Ass: There's a fairly large Assyrian presence in Turlock. Just a little factiod I thought I'd throw out there...

/BOO!


What is the capital of Assyria?
 
2008-05-16 10:09:05 AM
lenfromak: Radioactive Ass: There's a fairly large Assyrian presence in Turlock. Just a little factiod I thought I'd throw out there...

/BOO!

What is the capital of Assyria?



That's easy, the "A"
 
2008-05-16 10:11:05 AM
www.thesportstruth.com

Disapproves
 
2008-05-16 10:11:11 AM
Stop hating on 80's hair bands. It will not make people think you are cool. It just makes people think you have no sense of humor.

It will however make people think you have good taste in music. Or at least not as bad taste.
 
2008-05-16 10:12:16 AM
Huracan1: Hello,

My name is Sergio and I graduated from Turlock High School.

/got nothing


So, I don't need to prepare to die?
 
2008-05-16 10:21:05 AM
Isn't a "bazooka" just a big empty tube? I remember seeing them at military surplus stores when I was younger -- they were no more dangerous than a piece of PVC pipe from Home Depot.

Now, if there was ammo too, then that would be a different story, but the link seems ambiguous on that point (it says there were some rounds, but it also says that they "will not be shooting it off", which I assume implies that there were no explosives present).
 
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