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(Google)   TFer was attacked by several large ducks. They broke the skin with their biting\pecking. Do they carry any diseases I need to seek medical help for? They all got away   (google.com) divider line 613
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2008-05-15 09:44:27 PM  
sweetmelissa31: This thread has really migrated in a totally different direction than I anticipated.

you mean to say it's gone south?
 
2008-05-15 09:45:11 PM  
sweetmelissa31: This thread has really migrated in a totally different direction than I anticipated.

I know, right?

I thought it was still too early for it to go south.
 
2008-05-15 09:45:24 PM  
Semper Gumby: Smell the Glove: I just heard they have geese. Be careful out there

If a goose ever comes after me, I will invite it into my home and then eat it for dinner. OM NOM NOM.


Oh sure anyone can handle one. Lets see how courages you are when they bring all their friends
 
2008-05-15 09:46:26 PM  
Smell the Glove: I just heard they have geese. Be careful out there

Geese are farking EVIL! I've been chased by geese many times, though I have always managed to elude them before they can cause me harm.

Still, I'm sure that geese would kill you and everyone you hold dear, given the chance.
 
2008-05-15 09:46:43 PM  
Smell the Glove: Oh sure anyone can handle one. Lets see how courages you are when they bring all their friends

If I'm at work, at least I'll have steel-toed boots on my side. If not, I still carry around a Benchmade knife. Better than nothing!
 
2008-05-15 09:46:48 PM  
Guss subby couldn't tripple deek his way out of this one

/obscure?
 
2008-05-15 09:46:48 PM  
kingMountain: sweetmelissa31: This thread has really migrated in a totally different direction than I anticipated.

you mean to say it's gone south?


I'd say it's reached it's beak
 
2008-05-15 09:46:58 PM  
They'll have to drake me away from this thread kicking and screaming!
 
2008-05-15 09:48:25 PM  
Semper Gumby: Smell the Glove: Oh sure anyone can handle one. Lets see how courages you are when they bring all their friends

If I'm at work, at least I'll have steel-toed boots on my side. If not, I still carry around a Benchmade knife. Better than nothing!


better than a turtle
 
2008-05-15 09:48:46 PM  
There's a chance you could develop down syndrome.
 
2008-05-15 09:48:56 PM  
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: They'll have to drake me away from this thread kicking and screaming!

coming or going, eider way you're going to get goosed.

*honk*honk*
 
2008-05-15 09:49:08 PM  
Roook: I'd say it's reached it's beak

i suppose it's best not to egg it on.
 
2008-05-15 09:49:15 PM  
mayberebecca: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: They'll have to drake me away from this thread kicking and screaming!

coming or going, eider way you're going to get goosed.

*honk*honk*


that was fowl :P
 
2008-05-15 09:50:22 PM  
kingMountain: Roook: I'd say it's reached it's beak

i suppose it's best not to egg it on.


That's exactly what I'm guano do though
 
2008-05-15 09:50:26 PM  
Roook: that was fowl :P

you saw how he was preening himself. anyway he knows i have no mallard intentions.
 
2008-05-15 09:51:19 PM  
Smell the Glove: Semper Gumby: Smell the Glove: Oh sure anyone can handle one. Lets see how courages you are when they bring all their friends

If I'm at work, at least I'll have steel-toed boots on my side. If not, I still carry around a Benchmade knife. Better than nothing!

better than a turtle


So the Turtle couldn't help you?
 
2008-05-15 09:52:00 PM  
mayberebecca: coming or going, eider way you're going to get goosed.

*honk*honk*


... you're taking a gander?

:-/
 
2008-05-15 09:52:13 PM  
el_dudarino: So the Turtle couldn't help you?

Yeah, I thought turtles were suppose to know karate or something.
 
2008-05-15 09:52:17 PM  
Semper Gumby: If I'm at work, at least I'll have steel-toed boots on my side. If not, I still carry around a Benchmade knife. Better than nothing!

I'm guessing you work as a salmon kicker. Good work if you can get it.
 
2008-05-15 09:52:33 PM  
Get down get down get down to nite baby!
/*rim scnhozzle*
 
2008-05-15 09:54:32 PM  
el_dudarino: Smell the Glove: Semper Gumby: Smell the Glove: Oh sure anyone can handle one. Lets see how courages you are when they bring all their friends

If I'm at work, at least I'll have steel-toed boots on my side. If not, I still carry around a Benchmade knife. Better than nothing!

better than a turtle

So the Turtle couldn't help you?


Totally useless. In fact it had a bunch of nasty water still in his shell so when I was trying to get away from the ducks and reposition the turtle in my hands I dumped all the turtle water on my shirt.
 
2008-05-15 09:54:34 PM  
submitter: They all got away

I would like to take a break from this pun war to say that the phrase "They all got away" made me laugh like a mofo.

I have this hilarious mental image of an irate subby swearing up a storm and running after ducks as they fly away.
 
2008-05-15 09:54:46 PM  
SurgeonDryHog: I'm guessing you work as a salmon kicker. Good work if you can get it.

ADF&G frowns upon kicking fish. ;) As well as spearing, netting, shooting, and catching them with your hands.

No, I'm in the Coast Guard.
 
2008-05-15 09:54:57 PM  
Roook: That's exactly what I'm guano do though

that takes a lot of gull.
 
2008-05-15 09:55:27 PM  
Smell the Glove: el_dudarino: Smell the Glove: Semper Gumby: Smell the Glove: Oh sure anyone can handle one. Lets see how courages you are when they bring all their friends

If I'm at work, at least I'll have steel-toed boots on my side. If not, I still carry around a Benchmade knife. Better than nothing!

better than a turtle

So the Turtle couldn't help you?

Totally useless. In fact it had a bunch of nasty water still in his shell so when I was trying to get away from the ducks and reposition the turtle in my hands I dumped all the turtle water on my shirt.


That was an "It" reference. But I'm sorry to hear about your shirt.
 
2008-05-15 09:56:02 PM  
kingMountain: Roook: That's exactly what I'm guano do though

that takes a lot of gull.


You're driving me quackers
 
2008-05-15 09:56:20 PM  
Smell the Glove: Totally useless. In fact it had a bunch of nasty water still in his shell so when I was trying to get away from the ducks and reposition the turtle in my hands I dumped all the turtle water on my shirt.

It sounds like even having nothing would've been a better defense than having a turtle.
 
2008-05-15 09:56:27 PM  
el_dudarino: Smell the Glove: el_dudarino: Smell the Glove: Semper Gumby: Smell the Glove: Oh sure anyone can handle one. Lets see how courages you are when they bring all their friends

If I'm at work, at least I'll have steel-toed boots on my side. If not, I still carry around a Benchmade knife. Better than nothing!

better than a turtle

So the Turtle couldn't help you?

Totally useless. In fact it had a bunch of nasty water still in his shell so when I was trying to get away from the ducks and reposition the turtle in my hands I dumped all the turtle water on my shirt.

That was an "It" reference. But I'm sorry to hear about your shirt.


I noticed the capitalization but didn't get the reference. I just took a shot it was a typo. I'm sorry I stepped all over your joke.
 
2008-05-15 09:56:31 PM  
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: submitter: They all got away

I would like to take a break from this pun war to say that the phrase "They all got away" made me laugh like a mofo.

I have this hilarious mental image of an irate subby swearing up a storm and running after ducks as they fly away.


Ahahahahahahaha
 
2008-05-15 09:56:38 PM  
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: ... you're taking a gander?

:-/


i've been dabbling. if it drakes you teal uncomfortable i'll stop.
 
2008-05-15 09:56:55 PM  
Semper Gumby: No, I'm in the Coast Guard.

Ah, so you deal with pirates. Very well then.
 
2008-05-15 09:56:58 PM  
So, who likes conservative ducks?

www.taxguru.net
 
2008-05-15 09:57:51 PM  
Smell the Glove: I noticed the capitalization but didn't get the reference. I just took a shot it was a typo. I'm sorry I stepped all over your joke.

It's okay. You were covered in turtle water. Seems like a fair trade.
 
2008-05-15 09:58:16 PM  
kingMountain: Roook: That's exactly what I'm guano do though

that takes a lot of gull.


I can't think of anymore. You win.

I'm definitely lower on the pecking order of puns.
 
2008-05-15 09:58:58 PM  
farm3.static.flickr.com

You can't see them because they can't see you.
 
2008-05-15 09:59:57 PM  
Semper Gumby: Smell the Glove: Totally useless. In fact it had a bunch of nasty water still in his shell so when I was trying to get away from the ducks and reposition the turtle in my hands I dumped all the turtle water on my shirt.

It sounds like even having nothing would've been a better defense than having a turtle.


Yeah, what the fark. I was trying to save this turtle from getting run over and it gets me mauled by ducks. AND it ruins my shirt.
 
2008-05-15 10:00:50 PM  
For future reference, subs, provoking ducks may seem like a nat idae, but only a loon wouldn't realize how dangerous they can be.
 
2008-05-15 10:01:24 PM  
Smell the Glove: Yeah, what the fark. I was trying to save this turtle from getting run over and it gets me mauled by ducks. AND it ruins my shirt.

RUDE.

SurgeonDryHog: Ah, so you deal with pirates. Very well then.

Mostly fishermen. Pirates aren't hardcore enough for Alaska.
 
2008-05-15 10:01:51 PM  
Smell the Glove: In fact it had a bunch of nasty water still in his shell so when I was trying to get away from the ducks and reposition the turtle in my hands I dumped all the turtle water on my shirt.

uh... that was turtle pee, man.
 
2008-05-15 10:01:59 PM  
Never join in a game of "Duck Duck Human". It rarely goes as intended.
 
2008-05-15 10:02:37 PM  
Semper Gumby: Pirates aren't hardcore enough for Alaska.

Ducks, however, are.

I think this lesson has already been learned by two people in this thread, though.
 
2008-05-15 10:02:41 PM  
Semper Gumby: Mostly fishermen. Pirates aren't hardcore enough for Alaska.

Don't ruin this for me.
 
2008-05-15 10:02:51 PM  
MissFeasance: Ahahahahahahaha

It's even more hilarious when you imagine "BOOOOOOOOOORN FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" playing in the background as everything transpires in slow-motion.


mayberebecca: i've been dabbling. if it drakes you teal uncomfortable i'll stop.

I'd be a loon to say so. :-/
 
2008-05-15 10:03:12 PM  
Keep in mind, though, that he who fights and runs away, lives to fight an eider day.
 
2008-05-15 10:04:07 PM  
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I'd be a loon to say so. :-/

now you're just being decoy.

;-/
 
2008-05-15 10:04:38 PM  
SurgeonDryHog: Don't ruin this for me.

Okay, okay. Pirates, ducks, crab (which, personally, I would much less rather get in fight with), smelly fishermen... we have it all.
 
2008-05-15 10:04:42 PM  
xlbrooklyn: Smell the Glove: In fact it had a bunch of nasty water still in his shell so when I was trying to get away from the ducks and reposition the turtle in my hands I dumped all the turtle water on my shirt.

uh... that was turtle pee, man.


Yeah some of it may be but it really is like a pint or so of it. It's from the lake. I've rescued my share of turtles, I just usually don't get my ass kicked by ducks in the process.
 
2008-05-15 10:05:42 PM  
Can we have DIT now, please?
 
2008-05-15 10:07:18 PM  
Semper Gumby: Okay, okay. Pirates, ducks, crab (which, personally, I would much less rather get in fight with), smelly fishermen... we have it all.

Pirate crab people then.
 
2008-05-15 10:07:53 PM  
mayberebecca: now you're just being decoy.

;-/


Migrate wordplay has a habit of communicating that.

:-/
 
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