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(Google)   TFer was attacked by several large ducks. They broke the skin with their biting\pecking. Do they carry any diseases I need to seek medical help for? They all got away   ( google.com) divider line
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2008-05-15 09:16:17 PM  
Just the bird flu
 
2008-05-15 09:16:19 PM  
hahahahahaha
 
2008-05-15 09:16:40 PM  
submitter: Do they carry any diseases

Rabies.
 
2008-05-15 09:17:28 PM  
best thread title all day.
 
2008-05-15 09:17:44 PM  
Hahaha. You have DuckAIDS
 
2008-05-15 09:17:50 PM  
I can't really see what I'm typing through these tears of laughter.
 
2008-05-15 09:18:23 PM  
you didn't make fois gras?

i'm disappointed.
 
2008-05-15 09:18:24 PM  
The clap.
 
2008-05-15 09:19:01 PM  
Said it once today, but this thread is begging for it.


What's the difference between Submitter and a mallard with whooping cough?

One's a sick duck...I can't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore
 
2008-05-15 09:19:01 PM  
HaveBlue: The clap.

"The Quack".
 
2008-05-15 09:19:13 PM  
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2008-05-15 09:19:20 PM  
Is this you?

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2008-05-15 09:19:22 PM  
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2008-05-15 09:19:44 PM  
Ducks typically carry several diseases varying from other natural fauna.
You might want to get checked for balanitis, among other things.
 
2008-05-15 09:19:49 PM  
if you got your ass kicked by ducks, just go back to bed for a week
 
2008-05-15 09:19:57 PM  
You're doing it wrong. You are supposed to eat the duck.
 
2008-05-15 09:20:14 PM  
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2008-05-15 09:20:23 PM  
Tuleremia.

But you have to bite them to get that.

/I'd hunt them down and kill them for being the dirty *ucks they are.
//Replace all *'s in the above slashie with D's.
 
2008-05-15 09:20:56 PM  
HA HA!
 
2008-05-15 09:20:59 PM  
of course ducks can cause diseases, especially if there were unprotected pecks.
 
2008-05-15 09:21:14 PM  
Bob LobLaw's Law Blog: Ducks typically carry several diseases varying from other natural fauna.
You might want to get checked for balanitis, among other things.


ummm, what was he doin to the duck?
 
2008-05-15 09:21:16 PM  
I hope you have some kind of special insurance in case you have to miss work.
 
2008-05-15 09:21:16 PM  
Duck herpes. Major symptoms include dogs laughing at you.
 
2008-05-15 09:21:24 PM  
Roook: hahahahahaha

THIS
 
2008-05-15 09:21:37 PM  
Keep track of all the medical expenses, and have your lawyer send them the bill.
 
2008-05-15 09:22:40 PM  
Handsome Jack Manitoba: Keep track of all the medical expenses, and have your lawyer send them the bill.

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2008-05-15 09:22:53 PM  
You're a pussy.
 
2008-05-15 09:22:59 PM  
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2008-05-15 09:23:08 PM  
Frank N Stein: GIS for "Aids Duck"

Awesome!
 
2008-05-15 09:23:33 PM  
I wish I could have seen this. I'd like to think I'm the kind of guy who would help someone I saw in trouble. But if I saw a guy being attacked by 'several large ducks' I'd probably just be wishing I had a video camera.
 
2008-05-15 09:24:04 PM  
Mr. KnowSomeOfIt:
i129.photobucket.com

Oh. My. God.
 
2008-05-15 09:24:22 PM  
Holy smack, mmm...deep fried duck.

/don't be a girly man!
 
2008-05-15 09:24:28 PM  
Were they wearing rubbers?
 
2008-05-15 09:24:34 PM  
I like that you sort of preemptively try to stem the fun-poking by pointing out that they were large ducks. Whoa, lucky you got out of there alive.
 
2008-05-15 09:24:52 PM  
Roook: I wish I could have seen this. I'd like to think I'm the kind of guy who would help someone I saw in trouble. But if I saw a guy being attacked by 'several large ducks' I'd probably just be wishing I had a video camera.

I'd be useless due to rolling on the ground laughing my ass off.
 
2008-05-15 09:25:28 PM  
Also, you might get some terror's that flap in the night. Like this:

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2008-05-15 09:25:31 PM  
"Large" ducks. Is that like "jumbo" shrimp?
 
2008-05-15 09:25:33 PM  
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2008-05-15 09:26:42 PM  
sweetmelissa31

That duck's head is very shiny and green.
 
2008-05-15 09:26:44 PM  
in before EPIC THREAD knighting
 
2008-05-15 09:27:21 PM  
I can has submitter outing and green light plz?
 
2008-05-15 09:28:13 PM  
I would go see a duck doctor, but I heard they're all quacks
 
2008-05-15 09:29:13 PM  
I can't stop giggling
 
2008-05-15 09:29:19 PM  
Holy shiat. I can't give advice when I'm laughing this hard.
 
2008-05-15 09:29:36 PM  
this thread is awesome
 
2008-05-15 09:30:00 PM  
great, now you'll be a human carrier for the avian flu which will spread across the globe, killing fowl and human alike.

Way to ruin the world, subby.
 
2008-05-15 09:30:08 PM  
Frank N Stein: I would go see a duck doctor, but I heard they're all quacks

Plus you'd be getting a very large bill
 
2008-05-15 09:30:15 PM  
LOUD QUACKING OF DUCKS
 
2008-05-15 09:30:19 PM  
greengreengreengreen
 
2008-05-15 09:30:46 PM  
That reminds me of the time I was driving home from work one day...
I have to drive through a neighborhood that has a lake. Tons of ducks hang out by this lake all the time and I guess people feed them because they have no fear of people. Anyway, one day there was a big ol' turtle in the road and since assholes haul ass through there I pulled over to pick up the turtle and take him back to the lake. So I went and go the turtle, which took both hands, and headed on back to the lake. The ducks just swarmed me. There must have been a dozen or more and had me completely surrounded.
I don't know what I did but these farkers just went into a frenzy pecking and biting the shiat out of me. I couldn't do anything because I didn't want to drop the turtle who by now was struggling to get out of my hands. Besides it was so farked up that I really didn't even know what to do. It was a scene.
The best part was since it was "rush hour" there were so many cars that drove by honking and slowing down to watch this fool get mauled by ducks while holding a turtle. It must have made the greatest conversation starter for dinner that night.

But anyway to answer your question they broke the skin a few times but I never got sick.
 
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