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(Google)   TFer was attacked by several large ducks. They broke the skin with their biting\pecking. Do they carry any diseases I need to seek medical help for? They all got away   (google.com) divider line 613
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2008-05-16 01:19:43 AM  
toejam: I'm starting to think you're all DrewBots or something trying to get people to cough up $5

i210.photobucket.com
 
2008-05-16 01:19:54 AM  
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img162.imageshack.us

Somebody get this freaking duck away from me!!!
 
2008-05-16 01:20:00 AM  
drkdstryer: What the hell, loggy? Where's your TF?

I'm taking a break

WHAT DO YOU DO ALL NIGHT?

I'll send you pictures
 
2008-05-16 01:20:43 AM  
TMLO I lol'd.
 
2008-05-16 01:21:08 AM  
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: toejam: I'm starting to think you're all DrewBots or something trying to get people to cough up $5

LOL. Too true, unfortunately.
 
2008-05-16 01:21:18 AM  
I'm always amazed that people who have medical problems or are bitten by a duck can submit a thread, but find it nearly impossible to type in "duck bite" in their search box. Hmm.
 
2008-05-16 01:21:31 AM  
katastrophe: Semper Gumby: My husband's on duty tomorrow night, I'm going to be booooooored. That'll come in handy.

Yeah, I'm getting a haircut tomorrow, so I shall take at least one picture for you guys. :)


Awesome. =D

drkdstryer: OH GOD IT'S LIKE DIVIDING BY ZERO!!!

Whuteva, I do what I want!

Genevieve Marie: Semper Gumby: drkdstryer: Thread badges are ruining TF.

And now they're ruining FarkLite, too.

Ruining statements are ruining Fark!

GODDAMNIT I am solely responsible for ruining TF and you better remember it!


Yes, ma'am.
 
2008-05-16 01:23:22 AM  
Hey, at least you didn't get your nuggets caught in a folding chair!
 
2008-05-16 01:23:28 AM  
Semper Gumby: Didn't they just recently have an epic, days-long AW thread that resulted in a bunch of empty-headed people landing themselves subscriptions to TF?

Did it look anything like this?
i15.photobucket.com
 
2008-05-16 01:24:40 AM  
Semper Gumby: My husband's on duty tomorrow night, I'm going to be booooooored. That'll come in handy

Come out to the bar. I have a bet going on with the GF that I can come home with more phone numbers than her. I'll need your help with this one.
 
2008-05-16 01:24:44 AM  
EdgeRunner: Semper Gumby: Didn't they just recently have an epic, days-long AW thread that resulted in a bunch of empty-headed people landing themselves subscriptions to TF?

Did it look anything like this?


Ok that's pretty awesome.
 
2008-05-16 01:24:44 AM  
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: You know I had to post it...

i73.photobucket.com
 
2008-05-16 01:25:19 AM  
EdgeRunner: Did it look anything like this?

I wouldn't know, but probably.

I've been paying for my own TF ever since my first sponsoring ran out. There's no way I'd go back. It's gotta be all or nothing.
 
2008-05-16 01:25:47 AM  
And I don't get this thread...
 
2008-05-16 01:25:48 AM  
LineNoise

Could they have been geese? Are you versed in you fauna? It would make more sense.

more than a foot tall = geese
 
2008-05-16 01:26:01 AM  
Frank N Stein: Come out to the bar. I have a bet going on with the GF that I can come home with more phone numbers than her. I'll need your help with this one.

Dude, that is a horrible bet to make. All she has to do is walk into the B&B and you're farked.
 
2008-05-16 01:27:06 AM  
Semper Gumby: EdgeRunner: Did it look anything like this?

I wouldn't know, but probably.

I've been paying for my own TF ever since my first sponsoring ran out. There's no way I'd go back. It's gotta be all or nothing.


I think that is the main reason I haven't done the T.F. thing
 
2008-05-16 01:27:11 AM  
Semper Gumby: Dude, that is a horrible bet to make. All she has to do is walk into the B&B and you're farked.

My plan is to keep her at the Mecca. As long as I cheat a little, I have a fighting chance.
 
2008-05-16 01:29:20 AM  
i306.photobucket.com

Wanted for questioning.
 
2008-05-16 01:30:19 AM  
lokisbong: I think that is the main reason I haven't done the T.F. thing

TF definitely isn't for everybody. For future reference, don't submit your own welcome thread. And if you do join, STFU for a while to get the hang of things, then start working your way in. It's a really small community and people will remember the retarded (or hilarious, or both) things that you do.

Frank N Stein: My plan is to keep her at the Mecca. As long as I cheat a little, I have a fighting chance.

You gonna give your love to the obese Filipinas? That's your only hope.

She'll still have plenty of dumbass nonrates and dirty fishermen who would love to give her their numbers.
 
2008-05-16 01:30:27 AM  
Genevieve Marie: I lol'd.

i210.photobucket.com


toejam: LOL. Too true, unfortunately.

Inflation radically changed everything.

Gone were the days when you could get TF Psychiatric Help for 5 cents.

*sighs*

Glad to see that it didn't affect Bazooka Chewing Gum.


thepersonalgoddess: You know I had to post it...

i73.photobucket.com


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, YES

Two things will survive the Nuclear/Zombie Apocalypse:

1.) cockroaches

2.) the damnable Duck Hunt dog
 
2008-05-16 01:33:33 AM  
Semper Gumby: You gonna give your love to the obese Filipinas? That's your only hope.

She'll still have plenty of dumbass nonrates and dirty fishermen who would love to give her their numbers.


I have a bit of a gambling problem. You've conviced me to back outta this bet.
 
2008-05-16 01:34:28 AM  
Did someone get a video of this? If so I would really like to see the duck tape.
 
2008-05-16 01:35:08 AM  
Frank N Stein: I have a bit of a gambling problem. You've conviced me to back outta this bet.

You have to pick your battles, man. ;)
 
2008-05-16 01:35:17 AM  
Semper Gumby: lokisbong: I think that is the main reason I haven't done the T.F. thing

TF definitely isn't for everybody. For future reference, don't submit your own welcome thread. And if you do join, STFU for a while to get the hang of things, then start working your way in. It's a really small community and people will remember the retarded (or hilarious, or both) things that you do.


If I "go there" as the youngins say I will remember all of that. :)
 
2008-05-16 01:35:19 AM  
You know who else was a duck?
www.hanenwurger.org
banned-cartoons.com
www.meaningofplus.com
 
2008-05-16 01:35:24 AM  
Dude, just hand over the bread.

It's not worth it.
 
2008-05-16 01:37:13 AM  
Dances with beers: Did someone get a video of this?

I tried to find it on YouTube and I stumbled upon this. (pops)
 
2008-05-16 01:38:27 AM  
i87.photobucket.com
 
2008-05-16 01:39:46 AM  
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: toejam: LOL. Too true, unfortunately.

Inflation radically changed everything.

Gone were the days when you could get TF Psychiatric Help for 5 cents.

*sighs*

Glad to see that it didn't affect Bazooka Chewing Gum.


Nice. Conspiracy Theory is on right now. Now, how am I supposed to interpret that message?

/delusion of reference
//just took my abnormal psych final
 
2008-05-16 01:40:09 AM  
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Dances with beers: Did someone get a video of this?

I tried to find it on YouTube and I stumbled upon this. (pops)


I love you, TMLO. But you already knew that.
 
2008-05-16 01:41:42 AM  
i26.photobucket.com

Fatal Duck Attack:

i43.photobucket.com
 
2008-05-16 01:41:46 AM  
thepersonalgoddess: i87.photobucket.com

HAH!
 
2008-05-16 01:43:00 AM  
i3.photobucket.com
 
2008-05-16 01:44:01 AM  
It's the sheep bites that are really difficult to explain away.
 
2008-05-16 01:45:08 AM  
i275.photobucket.com
 
2008-05-16 01:46:54 AM  
toejam: Nice. Conspiracy Theory is on right now. Now, how am I supposed to interpret that message?

That anything Julia Roberts has ever done or will ever do is fundamentally evil and wrong and evilly wrong and wrongly evil.

That is all, citizen.


Semper Gumby: I love you, TMLO. But you already knew that.

Heh heh, gracias!

You wouldn't believe how many times that video would come up in my search results on YouTube.

It's uncanny. :-/
 
2008-05-16 01:47:50 AM  
i99.photobucket.com
 
2008-05-16 01:49:11 AM  
Probably geese. They are very aggressive and will do that. Otherwise as for diseases etc... Bwaaaahaahaaahaaahaa

Let us know. kthxbai
 
2008-05-16 01:49:35 AM  
i37.photobucket.com
 
2008-05-16 01:51:16 AM  
WOW.

The best lulz in a duck bite thread?

You people amaze me with your massive repertoire of duck/fowl refs and rifs. Nice work, nerds. I salute you.

/seriously


// but still...I'm assuming the 'Fark salute' somehow involves the shocker....
 
2008-05-16 01:53:48 AM  
Duck you, subby!

i38.photobucket.com
 
2008-05-16 02:11:12 AM  
i210.photobucket.com
 
2008-05-16 02:14:07 AM  
www.planet-familyguy.com

The identity of the victim has just been made available to the press.
 
2008-05-16 02:20:30 AM  
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"It's times like this I wish I had a penis."
 
2008-05-16 02:20:50 AM  
brokehoedown.files.wordpress.com

Third link down. Disney used to be a swingin outfit methinks

/be sly, VD is HIGH
 
2008-05-16 02:24:51 AM  
You win todays prize

i17.photobucket.com
 
2008-05-16 02:25:27 AM  
The headline says "TFer was attacked by several large ducks. They broke the skin with their biting\pecking. Do they carry any diseases I need to seek medical help for? They all got away"

A FAIL thread did not ensue.

YOU ALL F__KING FAIL
 
2008-05-16 02:27:54 AM  
You just know the submitter is in America - in any other first world nation going to the doc would be free and therefore automatic. USA - richest country in the world, 32nd best healthcare system in the world. Oops.
 
2008-05-16 02:34:22 AM  
Ok, that's hilarious.

But, honestly, anytime another creature (and oftentimes non-animate objects) breaks that very vital first barrier of defense against the elements, it's worth checking out. If Fark was your way of checking it out...

/runs away screaming with his arms waving over his head.
 
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