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(Google)   TFer was attacked by several large ducks. They broke the skin with their biting\pecking. Do they carry any diseases I need to seek medical help for? They all got away   ( google.com) divider line
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2008-05-16 12:32:01 AM  
A dØØk once bit my sister...
 
2008-05-16 12:32:29 AM  
Aar1012: Don't forget the hookers and blow

You can't let them on to ALL the fun we have, come on now.
 
2008-05-16 12:32:42 AM  
I think the best response to this thread is:
ahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahah.
/I'm sorry man
//quack
 
2008-05-16 12:32:49 AM  
have I told you all how much I love you?
 
2008-05-16 12:33:03 AM  
Genevieve Marie: A TFD went green? Awesome!

Excuse my Liter ignorance, but what's a TFD?

/I had TotalFark once
//for a month
///it was glorious
 
2008-05-16 12:33:41 AM  
Gooooood. gooooooood. ATTACK, MY PRETTIES!
 
2008-05-16 12:33:58 AM  
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Last known photo.
 
2008-05-16 12:33:58 AM  
Semper Gumby: Aar1012: Don't forget the hookers and blow

You can't let them on to ALL the fun we have, come on now.


We're not bound to the same code of silence as UltraFar++++++NO CARRIER++++++
 
2008-05-16 12:34:03 AM  
IMDWalrus: /I had TotalFark once
//for a month
///it was glorious


You missed out on all the glory of TF if you didn't see the TotalFark Discussions tab. TFD. Where the magic happens.
 
2008-05-16 12:34:21 AM  
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Count Duckula unavailable for comment.
 
2008-05-16 12:34:23 AM  
Need advice, soonish.

/so very scared
 
2008-05-16 12:34:24 AM  
I used to watch the same gang of about five ducks gang-rape other ducks.

I'd be having lunch in the cafeteria, looking out across the water, and it was always the same story.

Five-on-one hot duck XXX action. Relentless tag-teaming, with the others waiting their turn.

Once they'd chosen a victim duck, they'd bit the back of it's neck so many times they'd strip off all the feathers. You could always tell who the punks were at that pond.

Eventually, you'd see plucked-neck ducks drowned on the shore.

/Duck rape is the real deal, man.
 
2008-05-16 12:34:30 AM  
Semper Gumby: Aar1012: Don't forget the hookers and blow

You can't let them on to ALL the fun we have, come on now.


Next they'll be asking for BIE and getting in on the circle jerks.

Semper Gumby is the awesomest nicest person ever.
 
2008-05-16 12:34:38 AM  
Smell the Glove: Totally useless. In fact it had a bunch of nasty water still in his shell so when I was trying to get away from the ducks and reposition the turtle in my hands I dumped all the turtle water on my shirt.

That wasn't water.
 
2008-05-16 12:35:30 AM  
IMDWalrus: Genevieve Marie: A TFD went green? Awesome!

Excuse my Liter ignorance, but what's a TFD?

/I had TotalFark once
//for a month
///it was glorious


yup, Total Fark Discussion. If you had TF for a month and never ventured over there, you never realized why TF is worth paying for.

not that I've ever paid for it.
 
Ral
2008-05-16 12:35:37 AM  
Do ducks carry psittacosis? I know that disease is often transmitted between birds and humans, but I've only heard of it from chickens and parrots.
 
2008-05-16 12:35:58 AM  
Genevieve Marie: Next they'll be asking for BIE and getting in on the circle jerks.

Semper Gumby is the awesomest nicest person ever.


Or trolling at random without basis for their attacks. Oh, wait, they do that anyway.

/pulls her hair anyway
//put on some underpants, you hussy!
 
2008-05-16 12:36:07 AM  
Semper Gumby: You missed out on all the glory of TF if you didn't see the TotalFark Discussions tab. TFD. Where the magic happens.

Wait! You mean there are OTHER parts of TF?

/off to go exploring! :D
 
2008-05-16 12:36:33 AM  
ps this is why you farkers spend $5 a month? looks like i'm not missing much...
 
2008-05-16 12:36:45 AM  
Man On Pink Corner: That wasn't water.

The phrase "turtle water" is freaking hilarious, though, so I just let it be.
 
2008-05-16 12:36:50 AM  
Semper Gumby: IMDWalrus: /I had TotalFark once
//for a month
///it was glorious

You missed out on all the glory of TF if you didn't see the TotalFark Discussions tab. TFD. Where the magic happens.


It was a long time ago - back in the days before tabs, when everything happened on the home page.
 
2008-05-16 12:36:55 AM  
Smell the Glove: In fact it had a bunch of nasty water still in his shell so when I was trying to get away from the ducks and reposition the turtle in my hands I dumped all the turtle water on my shirt.


That wasnt water.
 
2008-05-16 12:37:07 AM  
Genevieve Marie: not that I've ever paid for it.

[clicks on profile]

aha. makes sense.
 
2008-05-16 12:37:15 AM  
Here I am singing "Rubber Ducky" in the tub. Borderline NSFW.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dt2GpOcRx2o

It makes my wife laugh. :-)
 
2008-05-16 12:37:20 AM  
Genevieve Marie: not that I've ever paid for it.

Someone's not getting reup'ed next month.
 
2008-05-16 12:37:26 AM  
This thread is good and you should feel good
 
2008-05-16 12:37:29 AM  
keepitcherry: ps this is why you farkers spend $5 a month? looks like i'm not missing much...

Good for you.
 
2008-05-16 12:37:40 AM  
Semper Gumby: Genevieve Marie: Next they'll be asking for BIE and getting in on the circle jerks.

Semper Gumby is the awesomest nicest person ever.

Or trolling at random without basis for their attacks. Oh, wait, they do that anyway.

/pulls her hair anyway
//put on some underpants, you hussy!


They're panties damnit :)
 
2008-05-16 12:37:45 AM  
16cents a day...... hmm I post on fark all the time, but I'm not sure if I can afford it....

/just fork over the cash ya cheap bastards
 
2008-05-16 12:38:22 AM  
Aar1012: Someone's not getting reup'ed next month.

In that case I'll pay for it. It really is worth it.
 
2008-05-16 12:38:48 AM  
I had some pet ducks when I was a kid. They attacked my sister after she farked with them so my dad shot them. I also used to have a pet cow and a pet pig.....you can see where this is going.
 
2008-05-16 12:38:50 AM  
You rock, man. First round is on me next time.
 
2008-05-16 12:38:59 AM  
Genevieve Marie: They're panties damnit :)

Shh, I was pretending to be an over-the-hill stick in the mud who can dish out insults all day but can't take them worth a damn.

GOLLY.
 
2008-05-16 12:39:27 AM  
keepitcherry: ps this is why you farkers spend $5 a month? looks like i'm not missing much...

This is nothing...
 
2008-05-16 12:39:28 AM  
So, if TF all sanitized now too?
 
2008-05-16 12:39:31 AM  
so sayeth my wife, whom is a research vet...

They actually can carry chlamydia, though it isn't the same as the STD. It causes resp diseases in people.

Oh, and avian flu. Err... (looks over at her) ....though no strains of avian flu in the US have been documented as being transmittable to people.

And umm...not much else. Clean the cuts, because they have bacteria and such on them...but just pretend you cut up your hand and then rubbed it in the dirt and in any stagnant pool of water near where the ducks were, and that's about what the ducks did to you.

Ummm...yeah. Most bird diseases don't transfer to people, so err...stop having sex with the ducks, but you're probably ok.
 
2008-05-16 12:39:37 AM  
mamoru: /off to go exploring! :D

Welcome :) Please check back in the daytime too. I suggest you observe awhile before jumping in with both feet... just a friendly tip.
 
2008-05-16 12:39:55 AM  
Genevieve Marie: not that I've ever paid for it.

Showing your tits to every male farker till someone gives you five bucks is paying for it
 
2008-05-16 12:40:03 AM  
HereComesTheScience: I had some pet ducks when I was a kid. They attacked my sister after she farked with them so my dad shot them. I also used to have a pet cow and a pet pig.....you can see where this is going.

I also had pet ducks when I was a kid. They spent all day swimming around in this metal tub we had. My dad decided to pour them out over the few stairs we had leading up to the door. They both died a couple of days later while I was at preschool.

They said it was pneumonia.
 
2008-05-16 12:40:03 AM  
if = is
 
2008-05-16 12:40:31 AM  
eqtworld: 16cents a day...... hmm I post on fark all the time, but I'm not sure if I can afford it....

/just fork over the cash ya cheap bastards


Hey, buddy - that sixteen cents pays for my Ramen!

And let me tell you...that stereotype of college students living off Ramen? Not as much fun as you'd think.
 
2008-05-16 12:40:43 AM  
Semper Gumby: Shh, I was pretending to be an over-the-hill stick in the mud who can dish out insults all day but can't take them worth a damn.

GOLLY.


You're so wrong it's laughable. Now shut the fark up. I'm klassier than you honey child.

:D
 
2008-05-16 12:40:54 AM  
Genevieve Marie: Welcome :) Please check back in the daytime too. I suggest you observe awhile before jumping in with both feet... just a friendly tip.

He's joking. ;)
 
2008-05-16 12:41:12 AM  
Next time, duck.
 
2008-05-16 12:41:13 AM  
toejam: So, if TF all sanitized now too?

Yes. AOL is more edgy and permissive. Duck photos won't get you banned.... but I would not go much farther than that

/seriously
 
2008-05-16 12:41:30 AM  
eqtworld: Showing your tits to every male farker till someone gives you five bucks is paying for it

Once again GM BIE do not actually exist, not even Pern has any. Despite what some might lead you to believe.
 
2008-05-16 12:41:33 AM  
Genevieve Marie: Welcome :) Please check back in the daytime too. I suggest you observe awhile before jumping in with both feet... just a friendly tip.

But the daytime is the middle of the night for me. :(

/sadly, I'm around for just about every cafe, unless there is a mid-afternoon cafe.
//just don't always participate in them
///daytime (on that side of the planet) people are kind of scary sometimes :-/
 
2008-05-16 12:42:42 AM  
IamAwake: whom is a research vet

Just a tip: you use "whom" in instances where you would also use "him" or "her". You use "who" where you would also say "he" or "she".
 
2008-05-16 12:43:00 AM  
Link (Duck Attack)

Something like this?

You wandered too close to their duck training facility.
 
2008-05-16 12:43:03 AM  
mamoru: ///daytime (on that side of the planet) people are kind of scary sometimes :-/

You're telling me. It's cool, I volunteer to be nice to you. (Unless you say something retarded of course, than I have to point and laugh. I don't make the rules.)

:)
 
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