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		If you are a Catholic who believes in aliens, good news: You are no longer going to hell. In related developments, The Pope is now the head of the Church of Scientology too (hosted.ap.org)		274
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TruBluBaptist		2008-05-13 01:52:30 PM

Catholics don't believe in God. Their Church is a mafia like clan that spreads false dogma and encourages people to lead secular lives. They distort Christianity. The Bible tells me how to live my life, not some wacko, alien seeing, child molesting homosexual priest.

tiggerfreak		2008-05-13 01:52:40 PM

Save us all if the Church of Scientology and the Catholic Church merge.

/good thing it's early, I can find something to stave off the nightmares

Osvcat		2008-05-13 01:52:49 PM

Christ...

bingo the psych-o		2008-05-13 01:53:01 PM

I guess the Pope needs the extra cash these days.

barbwirekisses		2008-05-13 01:53:21 PM

fgsfds

Osvcat		2008-05-13 01:53:45 PM

TDYL4		2008-05-13 01:53:51 PM

I lol'd

Xerxes99		2008-05-13 01:54:22 PM

bengieboy		2008-05-13 01:54:58 PM

robisfunky		2008-05-13 01:55:02 PM

ArcadianRefugee		2008-05-13 01:55:11 PM

Osvcat: Who wrote your bible?

Steve, but he didn't get credit for it.

mtsofthemoon		2008-05-13 01:55:23 PM

do scientologists say hail xenu instead of hail mary after confession?

MetaCarpal		2008-05-13 01:55:40 PM

My brother is an extraterrestrial, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

Wendy's Chili		2008-05-13 01:55:41 PM

break99		2008-05-13 01:55:44 PM

WOW! The end is near. Common sense from a church.

toonz		2008-05-13 01:55:44 PM

"Mitochlorian" is just another word for "thetan".

Wolfy		2008-05-13 01:55:53 PM

Life imitates South Park.

Gnorb		2008-05-13 01:55:58 PM

Approves

gorgor		2008-05-13 01:56:00 PM

Burn him at the stake!

RaptorRed		2008-05-13 01:56:00 PM

kimwim		2008-05-13 01:56:19 PM

robisfunky: TruBluBaptist: Catholics don't believe in God. Their Church is a mafia like clan that spreads false dogma and encourages people to lead secular lives. They distort Christianity. The Bible tells me how to live my life, not some wacko, alien seeing, child molesting homosexual priest.

That was creepy as hell.

Don't, for the love of god, feed the troll!

ArcadianRefugee		2008-05-13 01:56:25 PM

TruBluBaptist:

Oh, and here are some hyphens for you.

- - - -

Use 'em.

Funk Brothers		2008-05-13 01:56:45 PM

I believe God wants us to spread our religion into the universe. Hey maybe while we colonize the universe, we can also debunk Scientology.

Gargling Yambag		2008-05-13 01:56:59 PM

I went to pop-up hell when I visited that site. Holy smokes!

Rev. Skarekroe		2008-05-13 01:57:03 PM

Osvcat		2008-05-13 01:57:06 PM

ArcadianRefugee: Osvcat: Who wrote your bible?

Steve, but he didn't get credit for it.

It's a shame, because Steve's a great guy

johnny_vegas		2008-05-13 01:57:45 PM

the church is finally admitting what we all knew...

www.relentlesslyoptimistic.com

MemeSlave		2008-05-13 01:58:19 PM

Someone please post the pic of Tom Cruise going Palpatine on Oprah. Funny stuff.

Jose628		2008-05-13 01:58:32 PM

The Pope should be excomunicated.

The Bible says it clearly: 7 days, Adam and Eve. Where's your alien now?

atlanta_ufo		2008-05-13 01:58:34 PM

RidersOfLohan		2008-05-13 01:58:36 PM

but then again, or the Movementarian protesters even scarier than they are?? (click for bigger, if you want)

look at them, exploiting that lil kid.

BravadoGT		2008-05-13 01:58:38 PM

The Vatican has had one of the most sophisticated astronomical programs in the world for centuries...

see, e.g. VATT

GCD		2008-05-13 01:58:44 PM

MCStymie		2008-05-13 01:58:46 PM

TruBluBaptist: Catholics don't believe in God. Their Church is a mafia like clan that spreads false dogma and encourages people to lead secular lives. They distort Christianity. The Bible tells me how to live my life, not some wacko, alien seeing, child molesting homosexual priest.

Ooooh...A little too judgmental for Jesus' tastes. Looks like you'll be stuck here for the Rapture. Sorry, man.

/Still, credit where credit is due is hereby issued. 7/10

Instant Karma		2008-05-13 01:59:02 PM

TruBluBaptist: Catholics don't believe in God. Their Church is a mafia like clan that spreads false dogma and encourages people to lead secular lives. They distort Christianity. The Bible tells me how to live my life, not some wacko, alien seeing, child molesting homosexual priest.

You do realize it is not polite to talk about your imaginary friends in public among other adults right?

I'm sure I'm not alone in wishing I could live my life like the bible. All the raping and murdering sure sound more exciting than a desk job.

Pollexabator		2008-05-13 01:59:25 PM

TruBluBaptist: Catholics don't believe in God. Their Church is a mafia like clan that spreads false dogma and encourages people to lead secular lives. They distort Christianity. The Bible tells me how to live my life, not some wacko, alien seeing, child molesting homosexual priest.

Nothing, and I do mean NOTHING, is more comical to me than a Baptist calling a Catholic crazy. And who pray tell, would have protected the concept of Christ, and translated/perpetuated the Bible for your religion until your brand of wacko formed in the 17th century...? :D

bongmiester		2008-05-13 02:01:41 PM

Osvcat		2008-05-13 02:02:28 PM

Pollexabator: TruBluBaptist: Catholics don't believe in God. Their Church is a mafia like clan that spreads false dogma and encourages people to lead secular lives. They distort Christianity. The Bible tells me how to live my life, not some wacko, alien seeing, child molesting homosexual priest.

Nothing, and I do mean NOTHING, is more comical to me than a Baptist calling a Catholic crazy. And who pray tell, would have protected the concept of Christ, and translated/perpetuated the Bible for your religion until your brand of wacko formed in the 17th century...? :D

...hey, that's what I said... It's kind of like poop telling vomit it stinks.

Counter_Intelligent		2008-05-13 02:02:46 PM

Osvcat: It's a shame, because Steve's a great guy

Unlike Scott, who's a dick.

rilke19		2008-05-13 02:03:49 PM

Catholics and Baptists seem similar to me. Esp. how they treat their womyn.

Five Frozen Fish Fingers		2008-05-13 02:03:52 PM

The Catholic church didn't recognize that the Earth rotated around the sun until 1994.

idrow		2008-05-13 02:03:54 PM

Let me get this straight...belief in aliens is ok, but believing that there were dinosaurs 150 million years ago, backed up by overwhelming and obvious scientific proof, is not. Yep, makes perfect sense.

/Ack
//No patience for their nonsense

ArcadianRefugee		2008-05-13 02:03:56 PM

Instant Karma: I'm sure I'm not alone in wishing I could live my life like the bible. All the raping and murdering sure sound more exciting than a desk job.

I didn't so much like the latter part of the book which is more like all preachy talking, than fighting and the old in-out. I liked the parts where these old yahoodies tolchock each other and then drink their Hebrew vino and, then getting on to the bed with their wives' handmaidens.

OlafTheBent		2008-05-13 02:04:04 PM

TruBluBaptist: Catholics don't believe in God. Their Church is a mafia like clan that spreads false dogma and encourages people to lead secular lives. They distort Christianity. The Bible tells me how to live my life, not some wacko, alien seeing, child molesting homosexual priest.

I see you just joined... word of advice. Try to be a touch more subtle in your trolling.

/One religionist telling another religionist that they're worshipping the wrong imaginary idol is just plain silly.

Mercutio74		2008-05-13 02:04:16 PM

RidersOfLohan: but then again, or the Movementarian protesters even scarier than they are?? (click for bigger, if you want)

look at them, exploiting that lil kid.

Yeah, well, SPs like me know why those guys are hiding their identity. And the kid probably was followed. Take a look at some of the XenuTV documentaries.

ereiv		2008-05-13 02:04:36 PM

Pollexabator: TruBluBaptist: Catholics don't believe in God. Their Church is a mafia like clan that spreads false dogma and encourages people to lead secular lives. They distort Christianity. The Bible tells me how to live my life, not some wacko, alien seeing, child molesting homosexual priest.

Nothing, and I do mean NOTHING, is more comical to me than a Baptist calling a Catholic crazy. And who pray tell, would have protected the concept of Christ, and translated/perpetuated the Bible for your religion until your brand of wacko formed in the 17th century...? :D

No don't he's going to whip up some tale of true teaching being passed down from the apostles to different oppressed groups throughout church history. Which in the end, amounts to nothing but apostolic succession through heretics...

nmiguy		2008-05-13 02:04:42 PM

Give me something. (new window)

ManBearPig		2008-05-13 02:04:42 PM

Link (new window) of the proof.

DWitchiewoman		2008-05-13 02:04:46 PM

TruBluBaptist: Catholics don't believe in God

How much of your education and background has prepared you to be so informed on what Catholics believe?

Next question:
How many Baptists would there be without Catholicism?