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Manta537		2008-05-13 09:07:46 AM

Here on YouTube (new window), get it before it goes away!

NSFW language, obviously

Dancin_In_Anson		2008-05-13 09:12:13 AM

Heh!

eddyatwork		2008-05-13 09:13:04 AM

This is why I could never be a news anchor, because I'd do this all the time.

Biggs		2008-05-13 09:13:23 AM

What the fark are you doing?

xanadian		2008-05-13 09:25:29 AM

Awesome.

You_mean_Im_gonna_stay_this_color		2008-05-13 09:28:35 AM

Woah kick ass.

Gobobo		2008-05-13 09:29:55 AM

That's brilliant, and gets more brillianter every time I listen to it.

/Ring tone?

Tom_Slick		2008-05-13 09:33:00 AM

And she will keep her job because she did not blame it on the technical staff.

PC LOAD LETTER		2008-05-13 09:34:08 AM

Sue Simmons? LOL. I'll never look at you the same way again.

Mr. Coffee Nerves		2008-05-13 09:43:05 AM

Rule #1 of broadcast journalism: Every microphone is live 24/7/365, and your boss, the boss of your boss, the FCC, your Grandma and the entire League of Prudery is listening in.

Bonkthat_Again		2008-05-13 09:51:01 AM

What makes me mad is her use of "unfortunate" in her apology.
WTF was unfortunate about it? She's acting like:
"It was unfortunate the demon from the 7th plane of hell chose my body to make that split second outburst. He usually goes after Butch the camera man, but it was unfortunate my turn came while we were on the air."

Diogenes		2008-05-13 09:52:53 AM

PC LOAD LETTER: Sue Simmons? LOL. I'll never look at you the same way again.

I know. I've been watching her since I was kid. It was like a reunion when I last went back to NJ to visit Grandma and there were Sue and Chuck on the news.

She's a fixture. They'd never can her for a little slip like this.

ExJerseyGirl		2008-05-13 09:54:42 AM

Bonkthat_Again: What makes me mad is her use of "unfortunate" in her apology.
WTF was unfortunate about it? She's acting like:
"It was unfortunate the demon from the 7th plane of hell chose my body to make that split second outburst. He usually goes after Butch the camera man, but it was unfortunate my turn came while we were on the air."

Damn, that has me laughing. Mainly because it did sound like she was suddenly possessed by the demon from the seventh plane of hell

PC LOAD LETTER		2008-05-13 09:56:08 AM

Diogenes: She's a fixture. They'd never can her for a little slip like this.

True, but that's a big cut out of her paycheck after the FCC fines kick in.

SherKhan		2008-05-13 10:01:58 AM

Manta537:

Here on YouTube (new window), get it before it goes away!

NSFW language, obviously

The inflection makes it all the more wonderfuller.

John Paul Jones		2008-05-13 10:13:11 AM

Gotta wonder what made her say that though. It sounded like someone came over and grabbed her abruptly or something.

Unright		2008-05-13 10:28:01 AM

John Paul Jones: Gotta wonder what made her say that though. It sounded like someone came over and grabbed her abruptly or something.

Bad time for a purple nurple.

Chuck Wagon		2008-05-13 10:58:40 AM

Manta537: Here on YouTube (new window), get it before it goes away!

NSFW language, obviously

I've seen some crappy videos before, but that takes the cake. It looks like whoever made it took the video on a cameraphone of a different youtube video.

This Is Bold Text		2008-05-13 11:07:05 AM

If this were FOX, she's keep her job. But it ain't. Sayonara.

ThatGuyGreg		2008-05-13 11:43:35 AM

Diogenes: PC LOAD LETTER: Sue Simmons? LOL. I'll never look at you the same way again.

I know. I've been watching her since I was kid. It was like a reunion when I last went back to NJ to visit Grandma and there were Sue and Chuck on the news.

She's a fixture. They'd never can her for a little slip like this.

That - it's damn near like hearing grandma say it... totally unheard of.

Diogenes		2008-05-13 11:52:11 AM

ThatGuyGreg: That - it's damn near like hearing grandma say it... totally unheard of.

LOL -- I probably learned it from my grandmother.

werem00se		2008-05-13 11:56:15 AM

So now I'm curious...

Just what the fark was someone doing?

Boritom		2008-05-13 12:10:21 PM

Maybe the weatherman stuck something in her pooper?

groininjury		2008-05-13 12:29:42 PM

Boritom: Maybe the weatherman stuck something in her pooper?

And we have a high pressure system moving in

/bada bing!

troppo gonzo		2008-05-13 12:29:43 PM

Grade A Brilliant!

Been watching Sue and Chuck for eons....

Walker		2008-05-13 12:29:44 PM

In other news the F word now has 5 letters....according to subby

tplayer335		2008-05-13 12:29:56 PM

My guess is she had her lunch sitting on a table within view and someone started eating it. Just a thought

Superevil		2008-05-13 12:30:30 PM

Whats the big farking deal?

namegoeshere		2008-05-13 12:30:33 PM

The eight seconds of silence are what makes it beautiful. Eight seconds of dead air is a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time.

brantgoose		2008-05-13 12:30:37 PM

Purdy lady. I bet cusswords sound real purdy coming out of her mouth.

Personally, I don't give a flying horse fig.

DipsomaniacDawg		2008-05-13 12:30:38 PM

Not quite as good as the O'Reilly video yesterday, but still entertaining.

/I

Sammy Jenkins		2008-05-13 12:30:40 PM

Not as good as Bill O's profanity induced rant... (new window) when he can't figure out what the phrase "play us out" means.

LineNoise		2008-05-13 12:30:47 PM

John Paul Jones: Gotta wonder what made her say that though. It sounded like someone came over and grabbed her abruptly or something.

Obviously you didn't see the story last year about Chuck Scarborough randomly exposing himself behind the desk. Sounds like he had a relapse.

Re-occupied		2008-05-13 12:30:48 PM

Was she adressing the person who puts on her clown makeup? Because if that's the case, she should totally get a free pass on this one.

jxb465		2008-05-13 12:31:06 PM

Go fark yourself, San Diego.

littledaisies		2008-05-13 12:31:09 PM

That was hilarious. I'm so happy I got that on tivo. I kept watching it over and over again.

r_k_ologist		2008-05-13 12:31:34 PM

That right there is a definite case of off-camera UFIA.

bludgraf		2008-05-13 12:31:35 PM

It was George Bush giving her an unexpected back massage. He's the back massage bandit you see.

Sammy Jenkins		2008-05-13 12:32:23 PM

She seems farking possessed. WTF happened?

Xerxes99		2008-05-13 12:32:44 PM

Nothing will happen to her... she's a minority

phallus		2008-05-13 12:32:48 PM

I agree she was responding to anal stimulation

Go Fast Turn Left		2008-05-13 12:32:53 PM

Boritom: Maybe the weatherman stuck something in her pooper?

I was || that close to you owing me a keyboard. Sprite + Maybe the weatherman stuck something in her pooper? = Sprite out the nose.

DipsomaniacDawg		2008-05-13 12:33:09 PM

DipsomaniacDawg: Not quite as good as the O'Reilly video yesterday, but still entertaining.

/I

damnit. I tried to make an emoticon heart and ruined everything.

USCLaw2010		2008-05-13 12:33:09 PM

What the F--- are you doing?

We're F---ing it and doing it live moran.

romanmaronie		2008-05-13 12:33:12 PM

Sue Simmons is the WORST newsperson in NYC. She'll never be kicked off the air, but I'd celebrate if they did get rid of her.

studebaker hoch		2008-05-13 12:33:27 PM

What the F****** are you doing?

Christian Bale		2008-05-13 12:33:34 PM

i don't get it. the cutaway to the ship didn't look like it was the problem at all. Someone must have farked with her on set, no way she'd suddenly spaz like that so quickly at that cut.

Ikahoshi		2008-05-13 12:34:00 PM

Personally I think people should be allowed to swear on TV, would make things more interesting.

littledaisies		2008-05-13 12:34:08 PM

Tom_Slick: And she will keep her job because she did not blame it on the technical staff.

Why should she lose her job over it? Who cares. It's not the end of the world.

ibanezdude		2008-05-13 12:34:16 PM

...the fark are you doing?

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