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(Some perv)   Man drops pants in court, asks judge for oral sex, checks with clerk to see if she wants to see his genitals. How polite   (thechronicleherald.ca ) divider line
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2008-05-13 08:42:37 AM  
Dad???
 
2008-05-13 08:43:06 AM  
I bet he gets off.
 
2008-05-13 08:43:38 AM  
Suck me beautiful!

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/wanted for questioning
 
2008-05-13 08:44:58 AM  
I think I saw this before...

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2008-05-13 08:45:01 AM  
You can put it in the hands of your attorney, but it'll never stand up in court.
 
2008-05-13 08:45:37 AM  
Fouryear: I bet he gets off.

nice :)
 
2008-05-13 08:47:01 AM  
well. i thought you were supposed to OFFER oral sex to get out of tickets.
 
2008-05-13 08:48:07 AM  
I'd call shenanigans, but TFA beat me to it.
 
2008-05-13 08:49:01 AM  
I bet that went over well.

/dnrtfa
 
2008-05-13 08:49:14 AM  
Too bad it wasn't the fat queen judge

i146.photobucket.com
 
MFL
2008-05-13 08:49:28 AM  
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2008-05-13 08:49:57 AM  
The Aristocrats!
 
2008-05-13 08:50:05 AM  
Adman12: it'll never stand up in court.

Damn, beat me to it..

/Got nothing else
//...except respect for the homeless japester in question, and joy at the fact that the word 'shenanigans' was used in the article..
 
2008-05-13 08:50:21 AM  
I move for a bad court thingy.
 
2008-05-13 08:50:51 AM  
idrow: I move for a bad court thingy.

You mean a mistrial?
 
2008-05-13 08:51:48 AM  
Adman12: You can put it in the hands of your attorney, but it'll never stand up in court.

It works better if you hold your objection longer
 
2008-05-13 08:52:52 AM  
IdBeCrazyIf: Adman12: You can put it in the hands of your attorney, but it'll never stand up in court.

It works better if you hold your objection longer


that will surely give u a firmer position on the matter.
 
2008-05-13 08:53:15 AM  
Well, he DID *ask*.
 
2008-05-13 08:53:24 AM  
Now, I'm no expert, but I think there's something wrong with his brain.
 
GCD
2008-05-13 08:53:29 AM  
I'm almost, ALMOST ashamed to say I live in Halifax.
 
2008-05-13 08:53:55 AM  
The Aristocrats!
 
2008-05-13 08:55:06 AM  
Ladies and Gentlemen I give you my hometown. You know I was reading this in the paper yesterday...and I just knew it was gonna make Fark.
 
2008-05-13 08:57:17 AM  
My dream man! (swoon, sigh)

/not really
 
2008-05-13 09:00:19 AM  
TrevorP: Ladies and Gentlemen I give you my hometown. You know I was reading this in the paper yesterday...and I just knew it was gonna make Fark.

don't feel bad. the last story on here from my hometown was about a guy who worked at sears and had built a "masturbatorium" above the women's changing room.
 
2008-05-13 09:03:18 AM  
PENIS

that is all

//
 
2008-05-13 09:10:43 AM  
Nova Scotia baby!
 
2008-05-13 09:17:36 AM  
I would like to see the stenographer's notes for this one.


"I invite you to perform oral sex on me, Your Honor."
 
2008-05-13 09:20:17 AM  
This sounds like the makings of 'Quagmire Goes To Court', the movie.
 
2008-05-13 09:24:33 AM  
Did Global Warming push Florida waaaaaay north recently?
 
2008-05-13 09:24:47 AM  
Unclear on the concept of a hung jury, apparently.
 
2008-05-13 09:24:56 AM  
He was just showing them he's nuts!
 
2008-05-13 09:28:46 AM  
icanhearthat: I would like to see the stenographer's notes for this one.


"I invite you to perform oral sex on me, Your Honor."


Would you please read that back to the court.....
 
2008-05-13 09:29:05 AM  
Dropped pants does not equal dropped charges.

/Woo! Halifax!
 
2008-05-13 09:29:37 AM  
Lou Bricant: Unclear on the concept of a hung jury, apparently.

...and legal briefs?
 
2008-05-13 09:30:58 AM  
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
 
2008-05-13 09:31:08 AM  
I wonder if he said. My genitalia, let me show it to you

/subby
 
2008-05-13 09:31:32 AM  
Daddakamabb: idrow: I move for a bad court thingy.

You mean a mistrial?


That's why you're the judge and I'm the law-talking guy.
 
2008-05-13 09:36:25 AM  
"No no no no no! Sir, I said 'assumed deposition'"
 
2008-05-13 09:42:50 AM  
ME-iac: He was just showing them he's nuts!

/clap
 
2008-05-13 09:43:38 AM  
meg12279: TrevorP: Ladies and Gentlemen I give you my hometown. You know I was reading this in the paper yesterday...and I just knew it was gonna make Fark.

don't feel bad. the last story on here from my hometown was about a guy who worked at sears and had built a "masturbatorium" above the women's changing room.


Mine was the girl who got kicked out of college for having a panic attack.
 
2008-05-13 09:48:54 AM  
Prior to last Friday's shenanigans, he was already facing a charge of sexual assault and four other counts of breaching probation or court orders.

Did someone say shenanigans?

i169.photobucket.com

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Currently listening to Weezer's Pinkerton
 
2008-05-13 09:59:32 AM  
www.forumsigs.com

Denny Crane.
 
rp.
2008-05-13 09:59:52 AM  
Stay classy, Hali!
 
2008-05-13 10:02:59 AM  
Guess who else is impolite.

i190.photobucket.com
 
2008-05-13 10:07:52 AM  
"bailiff, whack he pee-pee"
 
2008-05-13 10:08:09 AM  
And then it gets weird?...
 
2008-05-13 10:09:48 AM  
booger42: I wonder if he said. My genitalia, let me show it them to you

/subby


FTFY - the word "genitalia" is plural.
 
2008-05-13 10:17:49 AM  
idrow: Daddakamabb: idrow: I move for a bad court thingy.

You mean a mistrial?

That's why you're the judge and I'm the law-talking guy.


Lawyer.
 
2008-05-13 10:17:58 AM  
Satanic_Hamster: Prior to last Friday's shenanigans, he was already facing a charge of sexual assault and four other counts of breaching probation or court orders.

Did someone say shenanigans?

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Currently listening to Weezer's Pinkerton



Wow, there's a lot of failure in that picture. Furthermore, no one cares that you're listening to Weezer.
 
2008-05-13 10:21:06 AM  
meg12279: TrevorP: Ladies and Gentlemen I give you my hometown. You know I was reading this in the paper yesterday...and I just knew it was gonna make Fark.

don't feel bad. the last story on here from my hometown was about a guy who worked at sears and had built a "masturbatorium" above the women's changing room.


I am now going to have to find a way to work the word "masturbatorium" into conversation today.
 
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