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(Stuff.co.nz)   "...on closer inspection a roll of cash was found protruding from Linn's anus"   (stuff.co.nz) divider line 66
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2008-05-08 11:32:42 PM
had he not set his clothes on fire, he might have gotten away with it.
 
2008-05-09 12:37:59 AM
This is my Iraqi ass money.
 
2008-05-09 12:47:54 AM
This thread is useless without...no, wait, never mind.
 
2008-05-09 12:55:50 AM
img233.imageshack.us

"The money will be destroyed"
 
2008-05-09 01:04:07 AM
i54.photobucket.com
For the record...this Cash has never been in a dude's anus.
 
2008-05-09 01:16:39 AM
shiat was SO cash
 
2008-05-09 02:21:58 AM
Talk about dirty money.
 
2008-05-09 02:22:06 AM
Dirty money.
 
2008-05-09 02:22:38 AM
Wow, he has money up the wazoo!
 
432
2008-05-09 02:23:03 AM
basecampscott.files.wordpress.com

hmmm...
 
2008-05-09 02:24:15 AM
Can he get that money laundered?
 
2008-05-09 02:26:39 AM
FTFA: 'rescued the clothing and papers, some of which had Linn's name and address on them.'

Some of his clothes had his name and address on them?
 
2008-05-09 02:26:46 AM
$2000 in cash? up his arse?!!! wow he was desperate
 
2008-05-09 02:27:46 AM
The money will be destroyed.

Fecal contamination is what makes money, money.
 
2008-05-09 02:27:59 AM
unremarkable?
 
2008-05-09 02:28:04 AM
JustinKase
$2000 in cash? up his arse?!!! wow he was desperate

...and it was all in ones and fives.
 
2008-05-09 02:30:24 AM
Quoted as saying: "He asked me to forcibly insert the life card into my anus!"
 
2008-05-09 02:31:45 AM
I would have it rolled up and handed to coke addicts to use to snort with
 
2008-05-09 02:33:04 AM
It was Mase!

www.jamphat.com
 
2008-05-09 02:33:22 AM
Well, to be fair, he no longer had pockets.
 
2008-05-09 02:35:07 AM
What about the ass pennies?
 
2008-05-09 02:35:24 AM
$2000 cash in MY anus? It's more likely than you think.
 
2008-05-09 02:40:09 AM
Seems to pass the sniff test.
 
2008-05-09 02:40:20 AM
The article says the cops heard 'rustling' noises and that's what tipped them off. I bet it was the gerbil trying to chew his way out.
 
2008-05-09 02:44:33 AM
At least he was nice about taking the money.

I'm sure that's why people waiting in long lines will usually let polite robbers go ahead of them.

It pays to be nice.
 
2008-05-09 02:47:07 AM
ass pennies? anyone? anyone?
 
2008-05-09 02:49:56 AM
Link (new window)

/Upright Citizens Brigade
 
2008-05-09 02:51:35 AM
Here you go, Haldin

Sorry, kinda small.

i25.tinypic.com
 
2008-05-09 02:52:01 AM
But how can you tell if the cash touches the benchtop when he sits?

/Lippy anyone?
 
2008-05-09 02:53:32 AM
So THAT is where I put it!
 
2008-05-09 02:59:32 AM
Goodie, a kiwi story.

Not exactly in the best light, though.
 
2008-05-09 03:08:25 AM
THAT'S A HELL OF A QUOTE.
 
2008-05-09 03:27:18 AM
Never forget to tie your balloon knot.
 
TBC
2008-05-09 03:29:08 AM
There is going to be trouble, however, when the cash hits the anus.

/papercuts
 
TBC
2008-05-09 03:29:54 AM
Ted Coonterblast: But how can you tell if the cash touches the benchtop when he sits?

/Lippy anyone?


+1

/But...what shade to use?
 
2008-05-09 03:46:50 AM
This reminds me of when I worked in a small Aboriginal town.

I was working at the Petrol Station and we dealt with stinky drunk Aboriginals all the time. There was this one occasion where I was serving one particualrly smelly drunk guy who seemed to be having some issues finding his cash to pay for his transaction. He seemed to be fumbleing with the back pocket of his jeans.

After around 5 minutes the guy finally produced a $10 note and waved it in front of my face and asked me if it smelt bad, I could see that the note had been twised and rolled up and realised that it had been shoved up the dudes arse. Once I realised this I proceeded to tell the guy to get the fark out of the store and have a freaking shower. (we had the authority to ban people from the store for periods of time, this guy got a lifetime one from me.)

I told the other staff about the stinky festy money and it stayed on the ground for around 6 months because no one wanted to touch it, unitll a new girl statred and I happened to spy her stealing it when no one was looking...

I never did see the guy again.
 
2008-05-09 03:48:16 AM
UFIA > URoCIA ?
 
2008-05-09 04:02:36 AM
Dude, it's put your money where your MOUTH is!
 
2008-05-09 04:03:54 AM
"...on closer inspection a roll of cash was found protruding from Linn's anus"

i254.photobucket.com

/Oh, I misread the headline
 
2008-05-09 04:09:10 AM
C'mon, man, gimme a buck. I know you can afford it. You've got money out the ass!
 
2008-05-09 04:16:05 AM
the cops pulled out $1900, Linn said he thought he was not feeling too grand

/I'll get my coat
 
2008-05-09 04:32:43 AM
sphericalcow.org
 
2008-05-09 04:38:40 AM
So many choices to reference, so many already done. Good work, people!
 
2008-05-09 04:43:39 AM
at least the image of it in my mind was a girl before I read the article
 
2008-05-09 05:25:11 AM
I take it that anus was remarkable.
 
2008-05-09 05:51:24 AM
pre-loosened anus?
 
2008-05-09 06:56:17 AM
Bet he was desperate to stop up his diarrhea....what a bummer he got caught.
 
2008-05-09 07:04:50 AM
missmika: This reminds me of when I worked in a small Aboriginal town.

I was working at the Petrol Station and we dealt with stinky drunk Aboriginals all the time. There was this one occasion where I was serving one particualrly smelly drunk guy who seemed to be having some issues finding his cash to pay for his transaction. He seemed to be fumbleing with the back pocket of his jeans.

After around 5 minutes the guy finally produced a $10 note and waved it in front of my face and asked me if it smelt bad, I could see that the note had been twised and rolled up and realised that it had been shoved up the dudes arse. Once I realised this I proceeded to tell the guy to get the fark out of the store and have a freaking shower. (we had the authority to ban people from the store for periods of time, this guy got a lifetime one from me.)

I told the other staff about the stinky festy money and it stayed on the ground for around 6 months because no one wanted to touch it, unitll a new girl statred and I happened to spy her stealing it when no one was looking...

I never did see the guy again.


Only in Aborigianisia, eh?
 
2008-05-09 07:16:22 AM
The money will be destroyed.

Can't the money just be laundered? With lots and lots of cash bleach?
 
2008-05-09 07:21:00 AM
80sknight.homedns.org:8080

Now we know where Skeletor kept his secret stash.
 
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