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2008-05-07 12:57:57 PM  
15-year-old girl's blood-alcohol content was 0.578

Way to raise the bar for the boys.
 
2008-05-07 01:00:34 PM  
I wish the article would have mentioned what she did. I've always been curious about what makes people drink to the point of negating the purpose of getting drunk. I

'd be impressed if someone did it with Natural Light. I'm assuming she was doing straight shots.

Oh well, hope she doesn't make that mistake again.
 
2008-05-07 01:03:28 PM  
Does anyone know her fark handle?
 
2008-05-07 01:04:33 PM  
AliceInWonderland: Does anyone know her fark handle?

Is she a liter? Someone should sponsor her.
 
2008-05-07 01:07:14 PM  
at least we know there's a coffin out there just perfect for her


i257.photobucket.com
 
2008-05-07 01:09:22 PM  
TFA: Rohnert Park police say the 15-year-old girl's blood-alcohol content was 0.578 - seven times the level for drunken driving

If she's only 15, she isn't going to be driving anywhere, so what's the problem?

/and where's that damned Hero tag when you really need it?
 
2008-05-07 01:16:48 PM  
Chick can't handle her vodak.
 
2008-05-07 01:24:17 PM  
Suicidal Writer: Oh well, hope she doesn't make that mistake again.

You don't survive .578 without prior "training". Building up a resistance and whatnot. I'm sure this isn't the first of the last time she's been freakishly drunk.

She's gonna be Henry Earl with tits.
 
2008-05-07 01:39:15 PM  
.578?

Damn, that's almost twice the "coma" level.

She won't be a cheap date...
 
2008-05-07 01:58:19 PM  
Amateur.

\.29 first thing in the morning
\\Not an alcoholic, doesn't go to meetings
 
2008-05-07 02:13:25 PM  
dstanley: AliceInWonderland: Does anyone know her fark handle?

IsHas she a liter in her? Someone should sponsor her.


FTFE

/...hic!
 
2008-05-07 02:36:33 PM  
dstanley: AliceInWonderland: Does anyone know her fark handle?

Is she a liter? Someone should sponsor her.


Sponsor her, nothing. With that kind of BAC she should be an Admin.
 
2008-05-07 02:57:37 PM  
Isotope

She's gonna be Henry Earl with tits.



WANT
 
2008-05-07 02:57:40 PM  
All i wanna know is what she drank

I'm willing to guess a funnel and hard alcohol was involved.
 
2008-05-07 02:58:48 PM  
15-year-old gets head start on college life death by having a blood alcohol level of .578 and survives
 
2008-05-07 02:59:22 PM  
Wow! Thats beyond sloppy embaracement. That is hitting the level of an actual talent.

New Olympic event?
 
2008-05-07 02:59:46 PM  
She must have like seven livers (O_O)
 
2008-05-07 03:00:03 PM  
Hero?
 
2008-05-07 03:00:18 PM  
Damn.

The most Ive ever physically drank was a bottle of Absolut (Mixed into about a zillion Vodka and Tonics).

One of the only times in my life I actually cant remember the girlfriend driving me home.

The only thing I do remember is telling her the next day "What? I drank like 5 tops" and then hearing laughing.
 
2008-05-07 03:00:54 PM  
siva:
I'm willing to guess a funnel and hard alcohol was involved.


Ugh. Bonged a bottle of Merlot once. The worst part was not knowing whether it was still the wine I was puking up, or if it had moved on to my lifeblood.
 
2008-05-07 03:01:32 PM  
siva: All i wanna know is what she drank

I'm willing to guess a funnel and hard alcohol was involved.


Ever drink a glass of water? Fill one with vodka and let us know how it turns out.
 
2008-05-07 03:01:37 PM  
Thats gross.
 
2008-05-07 03:01:40 PM  
I don't believe the .578 reading. No way. She'd be dead.
 
2008-05-07 03:01:45 PM  
I wonder if the charcoal mix went down just as easy as all that liquor
 
2008-05-07 03:03:04 PM  
Boy do I feel like a wuss now. Blew a .318 and thought that was high.

/......hangs head in shame-walks away
 
2008-05-07 03:03:14 PM  
To be honest, there really isn't anything better to do in Rohnert Park.
 
2008-05-07 03:03:40 PM  
FTA:
Investigators are still piecing together what happened that night and trying to determine if there was any criminal wrongdoing.

15 year old with booze?....

lemme take a wild guess... yes?
 
2008-05-07 03:03:59 PM  
A passed out 15 year old with a BAL of .578?

i186.photobucket.com

\having a seat over there.
 
2008-05-07 03:04:15 PM  
Her blood was more potent than some "near-beer".
 
2008-05-07 03:04:29 PM  
Suicidal Writer: I wish the article would have mentioned what she did. I've always been curious about what makes people drink to the point of negating the purpose of getting drunk. I

'd be impressed if someone did it with Natural Light. I'm assuming she was doing straight shots.

Oh well, hope she doesn't make that mistake again.


I once knew a guy who decided to drink himself to death a la Nick Cage.

We were a bit concerned, but on the night of the "big decision", we saw him carting up two cases of Coors Light to his room.

Needless to say, he failed in his suicide attempt.
 
2008-05-07 03:04:37 PM  
Squirrel Nutkin: Wow! Thats beyond sloppy embaracement.


That's almost verbatim what I just said about your spelling. ;)
 
2008-05-07 03:04:44 PM  
Sgt Eversman: I wonder if the charcoal mix went down came upjust as easy as all that liquor

FTFY :o)

/That is gross shiat
 
2008-05-07 03:04:53 PM  
GunshipPolitico: Amateur.

\.29 first thing in the morning
\\Not an alcoholic, doesn't go to meetings


Wow. I have a breathalyzer and woken up with a .29 in the morning a couple times too.

//I also don't attend meeting
 
2008-05-07 03:05:16 PM  
Gonad

damn, you beat me to it.

Investigators are still piecing together what happened that night and trying to determine if there was any criminal wrongdoing.

i am guessing you are right.
 
2008-05-07 03:05:20 PM  
Perhaps she had a tequila enema or two.
 
2008-05-07 03:06:05 PM  
.578? Unpossible...
 
2008-05-07 03:06:40 PM  
KAVORKA: I don't believe the .578 reading. No way. She'd be dead.

THIS. I suspect a false report in order to shame her into stop drinking. Seriously. This high a reading would kill a lot of folks, me included, and I consider myself a fairly serious drinker.
 
2008-05-07 03:07:30 PM  
She engaged in the use of alcohol enemas.You know,like the Maya.Now thats hardcore.
 
2008-05-07 03:07:50 PM  
Has anyone ever put Vodak in a CPAP machine?
 
2008-05-07 03:08:03 PM  
uhm, ta-da?
 
2008-05-07 03:08:49 PM  
I have blown over.25 in the mornings as well. Me and my buddy used to have contests. We could consistently hit mid 30's. Easily. And that was before the blackout.

/I too refuse to attend meetings. They don't have a bar. What's the point?
 
2008-05-07 03:08:55 PM  
"told you i was hardcore"
 
2008-05-07 03:09:27 PM  
She's gonna need a bigger liver.
 
2008-05-07 03:09:31 PM  
.578? I call that Tuesday.
 
2008-05-07 03:09:53 PM  
cerberus9: Has anyone ever put Vodak in a CPAP machine?

Does it nebulize it?
 
2008-05-07 03:10:13 PM  
RiverKing: She engaged in the use of alcohol enemas.You know,like the Maya.Now thats hardcore.

My ex-wife once did a coffee enema, thinking it would be a good "cleanser" (a la a colonic). You never saw someone get so jumpy in all your life. Strong coffee absorbed directly through a mucus membrane. LOL! At the time I was worried for her, but now I can laugh about it.
 
2008-05-07 03:10:20 PM  
I wonder if you could get a buzz off her blood.
 
2008-05-07 03:11:42 PM  
Having survives?
 
2008-05-07 03:12:15 PM  
Geeez, what a loser. A .578 BAC and she can't even manage to die.

i5.photobucket.com
 
2008-05-07 03:13:07 PM  
anyone wonder if the breathalyser reads high in order to bring in extra revenue?

/cynical
 
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