submitter: (with cute artist rendition)

I grew up in Red Wing, the next town up the river, and my mom lives in Lake City, and I've never heard of it either.

I think some bright spark decided waterskiing wasn't sexy enough, and the eagles are just birds, after all.

dstanley: my mom lives in Lake City

Obligatory: she's only got one hump.

Aw, it's cute...

/cuter than Nessie!
//gimme tree-fitty?

what kind of sad-ass Lovecraftian spawn is that? I bet even Yog-Sothoth wouldn't hit that thing's mother.

Egalitarian: what kind of sad-ass Lovecraftian spawn is that? I bet even Yog-Sothoth wouldn't hit that thing's mother.

The Littlest Elder God (new window)

I got really close and took a picture.

/where's mah monay?

I wonder if the town drunkos saw a double-crested cormorant doing its mating display. The crests fan out on the sides and could be mistaken for a fringe of tentacles, I suppose. A cormorant looks kind of odd anyway if you're only used to seeing ducks, the beak is different and they sometimes sit lower in the water than ducks do (less oil on the feathers, less buoyancy; better diving ability, but lots of drying time on shore).

Oznog

I LOL'D

Three humps you say?

It was Lucy the Camel three verses before the end!

I could have sworn that I saw it once.
It was right after I left the Old Bank Bar.

Loves Lake City.

I apologize. Most Minnesotans are not nearly this batshiat.

What about Don Pepin Garcia?



/Awesome cigars, BTW.