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(This Is Local London)   "But it seems the vicar just thought Jemma was too hot and that her boobs were too big"   (thisislocallondon.co.uk ) divider line
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2008-05-07 09:09:09 AM  
TTIUWP
 
2008-05-07 09:09:55 AM  
This thread will be useless without pictures....


/just saying... hint hint...
 
2008-05-07 09:09:56 AM  
boobies?
 
2008-05-07 09:09:59 AM  
*clicks on link*

Hmmm......no pictures in article.

*cockpunches subby*

Idiot.
 
2008-05-07 09:10:32 AM  
damn, no boobies?
 
2008-05-07 09:10:34 AM  
Pass on this one.
 
2008-05-07 09:10:34 AM  
This Vicar, has he caught teh ghey?
 
2008-05-07 09:10:45 AM  
Wait a minute. Why in the fark did this get insta-green to the main page with no pictures in it? Let me buy you guys a coffee mods.
 
2008-05-07 09:10:52 AM  
And now it's time for the dirty vicar sketch...
 
2008-05-07 09:11:44 AM  
www.wwe.com
Interview (new window)
 
2008-05-07 09:13:26 AM  
Yes please.
 
Ruz
2008-05-07 09:13:28 AM  
l.yimg.com

web.wireimage.com

/Best I can find.
//hotlinked
 
2008-05-07 09:13:58 AM  
THE BOOBS, VIC! DON'T LOOK AT THE BOOBS!

/The Bishop
 
2008-05-07 09:15:18 AM  
Glad he ate her indeed
/wow I need coffee
 
2008-05-07 09:16:49 AM  
Someone needs to straighten his tutu.
 
2008-05-07 09:16:51 AM  
Boobs are natural and god given and should be calibrated...hold on...a wrestler with big boobs...never mind.
 
2008-05-07 09:16:54 AM  
globalwarmingpraiser: This Vicar, has he caught teh ghey?

It's England...I think it's a requirement for the job, actually.
 
2008-05-07 09:18:16 AM  
Leave the Vicar alone, he's only doing what the Archbishop of Canterbury is telling him to do.

/How about some Fish and Chips to go with your Sharia?
 
2008-05-07 09:19:40 AM  
w33zel: THE BOOBS, VIC! DON'T LOOK AT THE BOOBS!

/The Bishop


(snaps fingers)
We was...too late...
The Reverend Vic...saw the light...
 
2008-05-07 09:22:08 AM  
sounds like a job for the Bishop!

i215.photobucket.com
 
2008-05-07 09:23:11 AM  
her boobs were too big?


Blasphemy!
 
2008-05-07 09:23:23 AM  
Tat'dGreaser: Wait a minute. Why in the fark did this get insta-green to the main page with no pictures in it? Let me buy you guys a coffee mods.

get them a hooker too, nothing says good morning like coffee and a bj
 
2008-05-07 09:25:14 AM  
overlord_mike: Tat'dGreaser: Wait a minute. Why in the fark did this get insta-green to the main page with no pictures in it? Let me buy you guys a coffee mods.

get them a hooker too, nothing says good morning like coffee and a bj


I already have the coffee. Any ladies wanna take care of the other part?
 
2008-05-07 09:26:08 AM  
overlord_mike: get them a hooker too, nothing says good morning like coffee and a bj

Seriously, they probably need to get laid. They saw boobs in the headline and went "ZOMG!!! BOOBIES!!! GREEN LIGHT THAT MOTHER!"
 
2008-05-07 09:28:08 AM  
img329.imageshack.us

Click for bigness (pops)
 
2008-05-07 09:30:37 AM  
NightOwl2255: Boobs are natural and god given and should be calibrated...hold on...a wrestler with big boobs...never mind.

Calibrated? Seriously?
 
2008-05-07 09:30:51 AM  
Tat'dGreaser: overlord_mike: get them a hooker too, nothing says good morning like coffee and a bj

Seriously, they probably need to get laid. They saw boobs in the headline and went "ZOMG!!! BOOBIES!!! GREEN LIGHT THAT MOTHER!"


i think there trying to make it up to us,


ZOMG BOOBIES!!!!1
 
2008-05-07 09:32:45 AM  
Crewmannumber6: NightOwl2255: Boobs are natural and god given and should be calibrated...hold on...a wrestler with big boobs...never mind.

Calibrated? Seriously?


Yes, with lots of hands on measuring.
 
2008-05-07 09:32:51 AM  
web.ukonline.co.uk

"I like tits!"
 
2008-05-07 09:34:21 AM  
The Vicar of Dibley liked the idea.
 
2008-05-07 09:34:29 AM  
overlord_mike: i think there trying to make it up to us,


ZOMG BOOBIES!!!!1


Wait a minute.........it's a trap!!!! They wanna ban people for sport!

If I'm banned, you'll know it's for calling them on this. Be strong sir, resist not linking boob pics.
 
2008-05-07 09:35:20 AM  
We need billboard of Jose Lima's wife.
 
2008-05-07 09:39:53 AM  
Tat'dGreaser:

i don't post boobie pics
 
2008-05-07 09:45:40 AM  

troppo gonzo


sounds like a job for the Bishop!


"We wuz... too late!"
 
2008-05-07 09:48:30 AM  
To hell with Jemma. We want Gemma!
img.metro.co.uk
 
2008-05-07 09:48:54 AM  
Am I the only one that read "Jemma" as "Aunt Jemima"?
 
2008-05-07 09:50:21 AM  
selfmedicating: To hell with Jemma. We want Gemma!

Don't be daft, we can have both!
 
2008-05-07 09:50:40 AM  
Crewmannumber6: Calibrated? Seriously?

Yes. They must be precisely dialed in.

Think rotary telephone, where you have to dial in a 255 digit number on two dials with a feather-light touch.
 
2008-05-07 09:50:58 AM  
After years of reading Fark, my first thought was that the headline went through the Fark filter and that Jemma was really being critized for posting too much verbiage her first time out.
 
2008-05-07 09:51:06 AM  
Ill bet we wouldnt be hearing any objections from the vicar if they wanted to put up a picture of Gary Coleman in a ball-gag.
 
2008-05-07 09:58:35 AM  
w33zel: THE BOOBS, VIC! DON'T LOOK AT THE BOOBS!

/The Bishop


We were too late!
 
2008-05-07 09:59:50 AM  
overlord_mike: Tat'dGreaser:

i don't post boobie pics


Yea like the rest of us heathens you beg for BIE.

/and form what I can tell you are fairly sucessfull
//(oYo)
 
2008-05-07 10:00:28 AM  
I'm flogging the bishop right now, so I'm really getting a kick out of some of these replies...
 
2008-05-07 10:00:30 AM  
Ruz: /Best I can find.
//hotlinked


Looks like we have toe too!
 
2008-05-07 10:02:46 AM  
(Cut to two ladies taking tea in an Edwardian drawing room.)

First Lady (Carol): Have you seen Lady Windermere's new carriage, dear?

Second Lady (Caron Garden): Absolutely enchanting!

First Lady: Isn't it!

(Chivers the butler enters.)

Chivers (Graham): The new vicar to see you, m'lady.

First Lady: Ah, send him in, Chivers.

Chivers: Certainly, m'lady. (he goes)

(Enter a Swiss mountaineer in Tyrolean hat, lederhosen, haversack, icepick, etc. Followed by two men in evening dress. They look round and exit.)

First Lady: Now, how is your tea, dear? A little more water perhaps?

Second Lady: Thank you. It is delightful as it is.

Chivers: The Reverend Ronald Simms, the Dirty Vicar of St Michael's ... ooh!

(Chivers is obviously goosed from behind by the Dirty Vicar.)

Vicar (Terry Jones): Cor, what a lovely bit of stuff. I'd like to get my fingers around those knockers.

(He pounces upon the second lady, throws her skirt over her head and pushes her over the back of the sofa, then rolls around on top of her.)

First Lady: How do you find the vicarage?

(The vicar stands up from behind the sofa, his shirt open and his hair awry; he reaches over and puts his hand down the first lady's front.)

Vicar: I like tits!

First Lady: Oh vicar! vicar!

(The vicar suddenly pulls back and looks around him as if in the horror of dawning realisation.)

Vicar: Oh my goodness. I do beg your pardon. How dreadful! The first day in my new parish, I completely ... so sorry!

First Lady: (adjusting her dress) Yes. Never mind, never mind. Chivers -- send Mary in with a new gown, will you?

(The second lady struggles to her feet from behind the couch, completely dishevelled. Her own gown completely ripped open.)

Chivers: Certainly, m'lady.

Vicar: (to the second lady) I do beg your pardon ... I must sit down.

First Lady: As I was saying, how do you find the new vicarage?

(They take their seats on the couch.)

Vicar: Oh yes, certainly, yes indeed, I find the grounds delightful, and the servants most attentive and particularly the little serving maid with the great big knockers, and when she gets going...

(He throws himself on the hostess across the tea table, knocking it over and they disappear over the back of the hostess's chair. Grunts etc. Enter Dickie applauding. Also, we hear audience applause.)

Dickie (Eric): Well, there we are, another year has been too soon alas ended and I think none more than myself can be happier at this time than I ... am.

(The cast of the sketch stand in a line at the back, looking awkward and smiling. Fade out.)
 
2008-05-07 10:07:05 AM  
arcticnightfall.com

GEMMMAAAAAA!!!!
 
2008-05-07 10:08:09 AM  
"After a thorough and careful evaluation of the subject (er, subjects), I would have say, in a purely professional sense, you got a helluva set of knockers."

/not obscure
//not for FARK
 
2008-05-07 10:09:44 AM  
Talk about a fire crotch!
 
2008-05-07 10:14:03 AM  
"so I said to the monsignor, Hey that's my anus"!

/Hopefully not obscure
 
2008-05-07 10:17:25 AM  
tortilla burger: Am I the only one that read "Jemma" as "Aunt Jemima"?

Yes.
 
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