This is an air compressor for pussies. "Pretty" men who just want to be lazy and not use a hand pump to inflate their basketballs. Show a real one or at least a tiny pancake one that you could tell your buddy's that "the wife wouldn't let me get a real one and at least I can still use a brad nailer with it."

50 gallon drum of viagra... for the weekends.

our 'Garage' (which is really just a lame carport) has the number one item in it, the sports car, so i think that is better then the other 9 combined (of course its not my car, its my husbands)

Item #11:
A meat grinder. This only applies to serial killers from Old Milwaukee.

Stupid, it's got the whole Home Improvement "this is how men act" vibe. Although I can't argue with some of it, why you would want a 13 inch TV/DVD in the garage is beyond me.

11. gimp

I agree about the air compressor.....But, my primary complaint is, they forgot Duct Tape and WD-40!

Where's the farkin beer fridge?

wait, no porn stashed where the chick your doin can't find it?

what a whuss

A limited edition 2003 Thunderbird would be nice.F

A car in the garage might be a good thing to have.

and a deadbolt lock, maybe two.

9/10 but I have a Harley instead of a sports car which should score more points

-Rabb

10 things that a man needs in order to be able to stand on a pedestal and declare:

I am a consumer whore!

"falled off a stack of books"

My God, has the English language fallen so far that people can actually get away with this?

12. Life-size poster of Farrah Fawcett/Jenna Jameson/Fat Party Guy

Carports don't count.

Why isn't "homeless pedestrian impaled on the windshield dying while you check on him periodically and apologize" on that list?

Oh, and Rats. Sometimes they get in the garage in the winter and they chew up all that "fly gear" that that you bought because the magazine told you to.

That's what a garage is for.

Don't forget the meat hooks for hanging freshly killed large game

That article was SOOOOOOOOO informative. I would have never thought of those things on my own.

"why you would want a 13 inch TV/DVD in the garage is beyond me"

at first glance you would have a point, unless you have spouse and offspring then you have yet to realize it's importance, especially if you ran cable out to it

-Rabb

Oh, I forgot my fave item in my garage: 110,000 BTU kerosine heater....There is nothing like working on your car in the dead of winter in a nice, toasty garage. Useful for toasting marshmellows, too.

Water Compressor???

If my thumb over the end of the hose isn't good enough for it, then fark it!

All Joe had was a couple of quarts of beer.

My God, CoolBeans, that picture is going to give me nightmares for a week!

This is the first I've ever seen this Ask Men site.

I've got to admit that it's a pretty stupid site. Who is it written for? Real men don't ask questions, so a real man would never go to this site. At least not on purpose.

Is this site meant for junior high boys?

11. Stuff that could impale you or sever fingers and/or limbs if:
1- used improperly
2- you trip and fall onto it while moving the damn kid's toys

carports suck, the cats leave foot prints on the windshield, and the wild turkeys poo everywhere and eat the cat food

I want a toilet in my garage. My wifes travel mug won't always hold it all.

Top 10 items for the stereotypical gay male?

A TV??! Oh, yeah, let me just watch "The Man Show" while using my circular saw. That'll save me all the bother of having fingers and stuff.

Pool table! I'm shopping for one right now!

Fuzzygirl18:
Put arsenic in the cat food.
No more cat prints, no more farking turkeys.

CoolBeans
Is that really your garage? Tell me about those 2-3 OLD cars in there. Are you, or someone you know restoring them?

I can pick out a nice bandsaw and a nice drill press too.

I wish I had a three car garage.

How many times have you falled off the stack of books that you piled up in the center of your room

that's QUALITY writing there. Oh yeah.

And by the way, you can get a real air compressor, and an attachment to use IT with your hose to make a pressure washer, ding bat.

What a swaggle of horse piss this article was. I feel robbed of time, and I don't even own a garage.

these are morons. they probably would not know how to use the freaking tools anyways.

Damn...I have falled off my stack of books again! Maybe I shuld lern to reed and rite and by a latter.

Or a big ass Igloo cooler to hide the bodies?

Go to the dollar store and get one each of those long flexible metal wands, one with the magnet on the end, the other with the little claw on it (you know what I'm talking about). You'll thank yourself. I'm also quite fond of Gumout carb/choke cleaner (it's great to wash your greasy hands with too). Duct tape is a must. A hammer. A Dremel. One of those flip-up clear plastic facemasks (much more convenient than goggles and don't fog up when you sweat). Wire brushes from the dollar store. A radio is a must, but a DVD player? Please... Whoever wrote that article should try changing his own oil once or twice and then rethink his list.

"How many times have you falled off the stack of books..." I've falled off and I can't get up! Who edits this shiat?

Can I have Linsey Dawn McKensie for my garage?

Someone with HTML knowledge can post a pic of her, if you don't know who she is...

McKensie... McKensey... something like that...

They voted Monica Belluci as #1 female of 2002.

Who's Monica Belluci?

I hope i dont falled off this thread for using the word falled again.