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(Some Guy)   Study finds both men and cats drawn in by the same scent, also suffer the same effects after being trapped, caged, neutered   (pressherald.mainetoday.com) divider line 66
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2008-05-06 10:12:03 AM
Scent in question: Salmon.
 
2008-05-06 10:31:31 AM
Satan_Sunburn: Scent in question: Salmon.


No fair winning the thread in the Boobies!
 
2008-05-06 10:32:56 AM
Cats like bacon? Who knew?
 
2008-05-06 10:32:58 AM
Satan_Sunburn: Scent in question: Salmon.

Thread begins. Thread ends. Just like that.
 
2008-05-06 10:33:07 AM
Satan_Sunburn: Scent in question: Salmon.

Was gonna say low tide, but, yeah, salmon.
 
2008-05-06 10:33:11 AM
We also can haz cheezburgr.
 
2008-05-06 10:36:19 AM
At least I don't throw up on the carpet everytime I eat..

/unless it's bad salmon
 
2008-05-06 10:36:40 AM
I always thought that was "steak". You man wants steak.
 
2008-05-06 10:37:31 AM
These are very nice people but I'm guessing in a few years the population of cats that either don't like or can control their appetite for tuna will vastly increase in the area.

That, boys and girls, is how evolution works.
 
2008-05-06 10:37:36 AM
subby:Study finds both men and cats drawn in by the same scent, also suffer the same effects after being trapped, caged, and neutered.

Grenouille disagrees slightly.

/obscure?
 
2008-05-06 10:37:49 AM
I'm sorry, but I do not go wild after hearing a can of Fancy Feast being opened.
 
2008-05-06 10:40:12 AM
Cats will do anything for a tuna fish sandwich!

/They are funny that way.
 
2008-05-06 10:40:43 AM
Pussy.
 
2008-05-06 10:43:18 AM
I'm not sure about that.

The canned cat food (probably horse meat) that I used to give to our family cat didn't smell that great.
 
2008-05-06 10:43:34 AM
i31.tinypic.com
 
2008-05-06 10:43:41 AM
FTFA:Several years ago, he started feeding an emaciated cat that was showing up at his home to eat the blackened grease off the grill.

Thanks to irresponsible original owners, a cat is abandoned or perhaps ran away, and the 'feral' cat is set loose with no hope of living very long or healthy. Certainly a big pet peeve for me.

/Neuter your kittehs and say hi to a vet once and awhile...otherwise adopt a Webkin and leave it at that
 
2008-05-06 10:45:18 AM
Salivating retards have grim futures, it's true. Fark's mindless dolts understand that, and cats can't help it. What can you do besides cover it up with more jokes about women.
 
2008-05-06 10:47:08 AM
i34.photobucket.com
 
2008-05-06 10:47:35 AM
The_Sponge: I'm not sure about that.

The canned cat food (probably horse meat) that I used to give to our family cat didn't smell that great.


Nope most cat food and dog food is actually fit for human consumption. For the older folks help with stretching the fixed income.

/your grandma wants salmon
 
2008-05-06 10:48:57 AM
And by salmon they mean delicious, greasy oven-baked bacon resting in its own bacony juices.

bacon
 
2008-05-06 10:49:03 AM
degreeless

*Golf clap

That is all kinds of win!

/ummm fish taco
//hold the cabbage though
 
2008-05-06 10:49:25 AM
When my girl wants me to come give her some dick she runs the can opener.
 
2008-05-06 10:50:45 AM
"An hour, he'll probably be wide awake, ready to go," Burkholder said.

Ready to go do what? He has no purpose in life after she's had her way with him.
 
2008-05-06 10:51:21 AM
Fish tacos?
 
2008-05-06 10:52:36 AM
You can find out what a man or a cat is doing if you find the lipstick stains, too.
 
2008-05-06 10:53:02 AM
DROxINxTHExWIND: When my girl wants me to come give her some dick she runs the can opener.

For that I usually just rattle a six pack of Old Style.
 
2008-05-06 10:54:11 AM
omg_lol: Salivating retards have grim futures, it's true. Fark's mindless dolts understand that, and cats can't help it. What can you do besides cover it up with more jokes about women.

omg lol
 
2008-05-06 10:54:14 AM
one3rd: DROxINxTHExWIND: When my girl wants me to come give her some dick she runs the can opener.

For that I usually just rattle a six pack of Old Style.


I think I just threw up on the rug in the kitchen.
 
2008-05-06 10:55:31 AM
I can haz fhurburgr?
 
2008-05-06 10:57:07 AM
What, in cats' evolutionary history, caused them to go ape-shiat over fish - tuna and salmon in particular?
 
2008-05-06 10:58:16 AM
Mine smells like satsuma.
 
2008-05-06 10:58:36 AM
My wife's cat & I are both attracted to the scent of cheese-encrusted products from the Frito-Lay family.

/tonight, we plan on being parked in a chair with a bag of Cheetos watching the Indians humiliate the Yanks.
//that's livin'
 
2008-05-06 10:58:41 AM
Mister_man: one3rd: DROxINxTHExWIND: When my girl wants me to come give her some dick she runs the can opener.

For that I usually just rattle a six pack of Old Style.

I think I just threw up on the rug in the kitchen.


Cover it with newspaper
 
2008-05-06 10:59:42 AM
DROxINxTHExWIND: When my girl wants me to come give her some dick she runs the can opener.

We may never, ever see eye-to-eye on anything of even remote importance...but that was full of win.
 
2008-05-06 11:00:05 AM
Mister_man: one3rd: DROxINxTHExWIND: When my girl wants me to come give her some dick she runs the can opener.

For that I usually just rattle a six pack of Old Style.

I think I just threw up on the rug in the kitchen.


Sprinkle it with kitty litter.
 
2008-05-06 11:00:25 AM
I_Love_Cheesecake: What, in cats' evolutionary history, caused them to go ape-shiat over fish - tuna and salmon in particular?

Because it's rare for them to get any? Seeing as how cats don't like to swim?

/i don't feel like mice tonight, hon
//had that for lunch
///i could really go for some salmon, though...
 
2008-05-06 11:04:28 AM
Ninetynine: At least I don't throw up on the carpet everytime I eat..

I wish my cats would hit the carpet.

Usually it is the carpet, then down the heater vent, then on my taxes paperwork, then my lap, oh, don't forget on the windowsill.
 
2008-05-06 11:04:45 AM
Mister_man: Nope most cat food and dog food is actually fit for human consumption. For the older folks help with stretching the fixed income.


It might be "fit for consumption", but that doesn't mean it's going to taste great.

/Ate some beef jerky for dogs when I was it first grade.
//Tasted farking awful.
 
2008-05-06 11:05:24 AM
one3rd: Mister_man: one3rd: DROxINxTHExWIND: When my girl wants me to come give her some dick she runs the can opener.

For that I usually just rattle a six pack of Old Style.

I think I just threw up on the rug in the kitchen.

Cover it with newspaper


why it is more fun when you can lay there and wait for some one to step in in the middle of the night.
 
2008-05-06 11:06:05 AM
techmom
Mine smells like satsuma.

Our mailman is named Satsuma.

Are you my neighbor?
 
2008-05-06 11:08:10 AM
The_Sponge: Mister_man: Nope most cat food and dog food is actually fit for human consumption. For the older folks help with stretching the fixed income.


It might be "fit for consumption", but that doesn't mean it's going to taste great.

/Ate some beef jerky for dogs when I was it first grade.
//Tasted farking awful.


With the right seasonings and prepared just right, you know like with tuna helper it might not be bad.

/you will never look at your grandma's tuna casserole the same
 
2008-05-06 11:09:20 AM
techmom: Mine smells like satsuma.

watch out.. thats the same scent as Tatsuma's evil muslim twin
 
2008-05-06 11:10:39 AM
Mega Steve
Satan_Sunburn: Scent in question: Salmon.

No fair winning the thread in the Boobies!


i9.tinypic.com
 
2008-05-06 11:11:50 AM
jafiwam: Ninetynine: At least I don't throw up on the carpet everytime I eat..

I wish my cats would hit the carpet.

Usually it is the carpet, then down the heater vent, then on my taxes paperwork, then my lap, oh, don't forget on the windowsill


Oh god, you know my Emma-cat? (blarg)

Your post reminds me of watching a friends cat projective vomit whilst looking out a window.....

/lunch time
 
2008-05-06 11:15:24 AM
jafiwam: Ninetynine: At least I don't throw up on the carpet everytime I eat..

I wish my cats would hit the carpet.

Usually it is the carpet, then down the heater vent, then on my taxes paperwork, then my lap, oh, don't forget on the windowsill.


My friend had a house with a ledge running high along one wall int the living room. Of course that cat was allowed to run back and forth on it and play up there. Until one day when the friend was sitting on her couch, heard a retching sound from above, and felt the warm smack of fresh vomit on her head and her shoulders. Cat didn't play up there anymore.
 
2008-05-06 11:15:30 AM
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/El Shacko de Image-oh be a runnin' like mole asses today
 
2008-05-06 11:19:59 AM
So *that* explains why my damn cat was always nuzzling my ex-gf's chest. Poor dude, no lips.. he couldn't even motorboat her.
 
2008-05-06 11:27:45 AM
Never let her man trap you.

Never believe she is really on the pill.

Once she starts popping a litter out, then its like a bear trap.
You have to basically knaw your own leg off to get out.
 
2008-05-06 11:28:41 AM
dolphkhan: So *that* explains why my damn cat was always nuzzling my ex-gf's chest. Poor dude, no lips.. he couldn't even motorboat her.

Yea but I am willing to bet he gets more lap time then you do!

/cats our new evil overlords?
 
2008-05-06 11:34:32 AM
also suffer the same effects after being trapped, caged, and neutered

Overly verbose. Just say "married."
 
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