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(Some Guy)   New for the road: 25 feet long, eight feet tall, 50-inch tires, two 50-gallon gas tanks, includes bar and 42-inch plasma TV. Someone is making up for something really small   (monroenews.com) divider line 348
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2008-05-06 10:08:32 AM
Heterodyne: let him have his car. Who cares?

Anyone behind him while he ties up traffic.
 
2008-05-06 10:08:52 AM
I've got something really small, so I'm getting a kick out of some of these replies...

Wait, that doesn't sound right.
 
2008-05-06 10:09:19 AM
Mayor Of R'lyeh: Great truck. The best part is the way it brings out the jealousy in all of the lamers who can't afford one but would buy one in a heartbeat if they could. Keep on spewing your impotent venom jealous lamers. Its most amusing to watch poor people rage against their betters. Of course if you spent more time working like this guy does and less whining about people who are successful you might actually get to the point where you can afford one too.

For a Tuesday morning, I'll give you 4/10.
 
2008-05-06 10:09:45 AM
on the bright side...
it's 1/2 a truck and 1/2 an SUV off the roads...
 
2008-05-06 10:10:03 AM
kimwim: BethDeathStrike, That's cool, not so in your face as the Canyonero

Luxury and style, all the way.
 
2008-05-06 10:10:42 AM
Heh, he's also an actor. Gym in 26 minutes ?
 
2008-05-06 10:10:50 AM
American "culture".
 
2008-05-06 10:10:58 AM
kimwim: Mayor Of R'lyeh: Great truck. The best part is the way it brings out the jealousy in all of the lamers who can't afford one but would buy one in a heartbeat if they could. Keep on spewing your impotent venom jealous lamers. Its most amusing to watch poor people rage against their betters. Of course if you spent more time working like this guy does and less whining about people who are successful you might actually get to the point where you can afford one too.

For a Tuesday morning, I'll give you 4/10.


Really? I only give it 1/10.
 
2008-05-06 10:11:25 AM
Mayor Of R'lyeh: Great truck. The best part is the way it brings out the jealousy in all of the lamers who can't afford one but would buy one in a heartbeat if they could. Keep on spewing your impotent venom jealous lamers. Its most amusing to watch poor people rage against their betters. Of course if you spent more time working like this guy does and less whining about people who are successful you might actually get to the point where you can afford one too.


I would never. Ever. Want something like this. It screams douchebag, and it's a waste of money. To me, a car is to get from A to B. I have more important things to spend my money on.
 
2008-05-06 10:11:27 AM
Someone has something cooler than me. I must joke about his penis size to make myself feel better.

Penis.
 
2008-05-06 10:11:41 AM
Personally, I would like to thank him for contributing much more to our economy via gasoline taxes than most people. It's the big cars that subsidize the gas sipping bunch. When we collectively start to conserve gas, we will no doubt see our taxes rise to make up for the lost revenue.
 
2008-05-06 10:11:50 AM
You can check out more similar toys here:

F650pickups.com (pops)

There are those who like and admire, those who don't want (aren't interested), and those who spout off about other's desires as idiotic and compensating.

I think your crappy apartment is idiotic but I won't suggest that you're compensating because of it.

The trucks are awesome. You'll recognize this as soon as you mature beyond your jealousy.
 
2008-05-06 10:12:25 AM
Someone is making up for something really small
His brain?
 
2008-05-06 10:12:28 AM
diesel3: Farkwaddle:

Seriously? Wow. The penis is small with this one.

Perfect example. More penis envy.

/penis


Penis envy? Why would I envy a penis when I already have a perfectly good one in my pants? If you're going to troll, at least be good at it.
 
2008-05-06 10:12:46 AM
DROxINxTHExWIND: Heterodyne: Resentment flows strong in this thread.

let him have his car. Who cares?
==========================================

LOL. THIS.

Unless he parks it in your reserved spot, please let the man live. Laronda doesn't seem to mind his small schlong, so I am curoius to know why it concerns you so much?


First, because he's clearly a smug asshole. Second, because his car is big enough that, like the f*cking SUV at the Carlisle Asda last week, he won't see my MGB, won't check the mirrors, and will back right the f*ck into me.

Screw SUVs. Grow some confidence, decouple your car from your cock and buy a station wagon or a minivan and stop running into my goddamn classic car (twice in the past goddamn week).

dersk
 
2008-05-06 10:13:27 AM
kimwim:

For a Tuesday morning, I'll give you 4/10.

===================================

The guy telling folks to leave this man alone is the troll, while the people who call him an asshat for owning a truck are not?
 
2008-05-06 10:14:17 AM
I have a normal sized penis, but I would love to have that thing for going camping. Oops! Did I just reveal my redneckedness?
 
2008-05-06 10:15:45 AM
Hi, I came in to see if there were any jealous small pecker comments yet from people that do not have as much surplus money as this guy.
 
2008-05-06 10:16:01 AM
images.dpchallenge.com

Nope, definitely not 20 feet wide... and from the guy standing in the article's picture you can tell it's not that tall either. Probably 8x8 ish, though it may be as long as claimed.
 
2008-05-06 10:16:01 AM
The article states that the front of a F650 was installed on an Excursion. I think that might supposed to be the other way around, considering the flared out sides at the rear of the truck.

Shostie: ...I would be seriously tempted to find something sharp to slash the tires with.

You would need one hell of a knife to get through those sidewalls. Just let the air out and cut the stems off.
 
2008-05-06 10:16:39 AM
Nutsac_Jim: Hi, I came in to see if there were any jealous small pecker comments yet from people that do not have as much surplus money as this guy.

Winner!!
 
2008-05-06 10:16:39 AM
Daniels: Someone has something cooler than me.

When I drove a Nissan Micra I had a cooler car than that.

However, since he's a melanin-gifted American, I'm deeply unsurprised by his choice of 'whip' and will make no slights regarding his penis.

Tongue very firmly in cheek. Duh. Although not about the Nissan...
 
2008-05-06 10:16:53 AM
images.dpchallenge.com

another pic.
 
2008-05-06 10:17:10 AM
All that and he can still only fit 8 people? My Chevy Astro van held that many and was good on gas.
 
2008-05-06 10:17:47 AM
I think there must be a mistake with the width measurement of 20".
To the best of my knowledge it isn't street legal at that width and would require escort vehicles carrying wide load signs both in front and behind.
As for the length of his penis; I think this rig gets him off and another person would only be an accessory that not only isn't needed but couldn't be installed.
 
2008-05-06 10:18:01 AM
Somebody has a bigger car then me! Oh no, he's got a gun too!


My inferiority complex is really hurting here. How will I fight back?

img59.imageshack.us

Ah yes, the original and creative "He's got a small penis" bit. Awesome! Now I can feel better about myself!
 
2008-05-06 10:18:28 AM
i180.photobucket.com
 
2008-05-06 10:18:32 AM
It's not a big truck, the guy's only 3 feet tall.
 
2008-05-06 10:18:53 AM
stirfrybry: I have a normal sized penis, but I would love to have that thing for going camping. Oops! Did I just reveal my redneckedness?

Camping?
Camping in no way requires a car (that size), unless you are talking about fitting a canoe inside as opposed to on the roof.
 
2008-05-06 10:19:04 AM
I'm getting a kick out of imagining this guy never passing a gas station. Oil prices went over $120/barrel yesterday; he won't be driving this for long.
 
2008-05-06 10:19:34 AM
Dereiq?

i67.photobucket.com
 
2008-05-06 10:19:38 AM
Shostie: Mega Steve: Even worse, I bet he's the kind of prick that would lay that penis-extension across five parking spots.

You know, I'm not usually one to succumb to violent urges. However, if I saw this monstrosity parked across four or five spaces, I would be seriously tempted to find something sharp to slash the tires with.


Why? Do you miss your old jail buddies? Good luck 'showing him' and paying 2k for a each tire.
 
2008-05-06 10:20:04 AM
markie_farkie: Meh... These are much cooler:

Defender 90 = win.
 
2008-05-06 10:20:14 AM
Maybe his penis is so big that this is the only car it will fit in.
 
2008-05-06 10:20:20 AM
It's not that cool, anyway. If I were to drive an obscenely huge vehicle, I'd drive this one:

img90.imageshack.us

/No school like the old school
 
2008-05-06 10:20:51 AM
You know what would be awesome? If the back opened up and a dozen shriners drove out in really little cars, that would be awesome!

data1.blog.de
 
2008-05-06 10:21:46 AM
skammie: The article states that the front of a F650 was installed on an Excursion. I think that might supposed to be the other way around, considering the flared out sides at the rear of the truck.

Que ?

An F650 is wider than an Excursion, so the back body has to have wheelarch flares to accommodate the F650 rear axle. Makes perfect sense. Pics.(p)

$200k for an SUV that handles, and drinks diesel, like a commercial truck, OTOH, makes no sense whatsoever.
 
2008-05-06 10:21:54 AM
I don't begrudge the rich their 'little' playthings but dude... that eyesore is douchebaggery writ large.

It's offensive in it's sheer tastelessness.
 
2008-05-06 10:22:12 AM
dersk: DROxINxTHExWIND: Heterodyne: Resentment flows strong in this thread.

let him have his car. Who cares?
==========================================

LOL. THIS.

Unless he parks it in your reserved spot, please let the man live. Laronda doesn't seem to mind his small schlong, so I am curoius to know why it concerns you so much?

First, because he's clearly a smug asshole. Second, because his car is big enough that, like the f*cking SUV at the Carlisle Asda last week, he won't see my MGB, won't check the mirrors, and will back right the f*ck into me.

Screw SUVs. Grow some confidence, decouple your car from your cock and buy a station wagon or a minivan and stop running into my goddamn classic car (twice in the past goddamn week).

dersk


Why don't you drive more cautiously considering you're in a go-cart. Don't pull up so close that drivers can't see you. If you can't see them in their mirror, it's YOUR fault buddy. Do you curse school buses and trucks as well?

And MGs suck.
 
2008-05-06 10:23:19 AM
dersk: DROxINxTHExWIND: Heterodyne: Resentment flows strong in this thread.

let him have his car. Who cares?
==========================================

LOL. THIS.

Unless he parks it in your reserved spot, please let the man live. Laronda doesn't seem to mind his small schlong, so I am curoius to know why it concerns you so much?

First, because he's clearly a smug asshole. Second, because his car is big enough that, like the f*cking SUV at the Carlisle Asda last week, he won't see my MGB, won't check the mirrors, and will back right the f*ck into me.

Screw SUVs. Grow some confidence, decouple your car from your cock and buy a station wagon or a minivan and stop running into my goddamn classic car (twice in the past goddamn week).

dersk

===================================

I can't believe that you all are the same folks who scream for individual rights when it comes to marijuana or prostitution. You all are no better than the fundies who cry that everything is an affront to them. The guy worked hard and to reward himself, he made a truck. He's not trying to do anything to offend you, so what the fark are you concerning yourself with him for? If you think he's an attention whore, then why are you feeding him? And someone please tell me when trying to get attention became an offense that was punishable by death? What made you pick out that shirt you have on? Why did you comb your hair this morning? You'd like to create a favorable impression on the people around you. Well, this guy accessorized by getting a truck instead of a tatoo or a nose piercing. So what. Go find something else to worry about, until the day that he cuts YOU off...unlikely as that is to happen. You're going to give yourself an ulcer.
 
2008-05-06 10:23:54 AM
haddie: stirfrybry: I have a normal sized penis, but I would love to have that thing for going camping. Oops! Did I just reveal my redneckedness?

Camping?
Camping in no way requires a car (that size), unless you are talking about fitting a canoe inside as opposed to on the roof.


If he's talking about camping in places *I've* gone camping, then yes, a truck like the one in TFA would be quite handy. Might be too long, though...you'd get stuck in the ravines.
 
2008-05-06 10:24:34 AM
Farkwaddle:

Here's more for the jealous types. (You know the guys. The ones who secretly want but can't afford the cool toys so they try to demean those who can afford in an effort to make themselves feel better. We all know one or two.)

Another cool vid for the jealous types to make penis jokes about. (pops. Not a rickroll)
 
2008-05-06 10:24:35 AM
sunshine_mcbihface: Mayor Of R'lyeh: Great truck. The best part is the way it brings out the jealousy in all of the lamers who can't afford one but would buy one in a heartbeat if they could. Keep on spewing your impotent venom jealous lamers. Its most amusing to watch poor people rage against their betters. Of course if you spent more time working like this guy does and less whining about people who are successful you might actually get to the point where you can afford one too.

I would never. Ever. Want something like this. It screams douchebag, and it's a waste of money. To me, a car is to get from A to B. I have more important things to spend mydon't have enough spendable money on which to buy toys, so my car gets me to A and B.



fixed.
 
2008-05-06 10:25:16 AM
OK, before I read this thread, I predict the following: there will be mostly logical replies about how much of a douche this guy is for driving a gas guzzler such as this monstrosity, and there will be a couple of "pry my Hummer's steering wheel out of my cold dead hands" goofs. Now to read.
 
2008-05-06 10:25:20 AM
MadAsshatter: Defender 90 = win.

Those are both 130s.. Even better!
 
2008-05-06 10:26:04 AM
DROxINxTHExWIND: I can't believe that you all are the same folks who scream for individual rights when it comes to marijuana or prostitution. You all are no better than the fundies who cry that everything is an affront to them. The guy worked hard and to reward himself, he made a truck. He's not trying to do anything to offend you, so what the fark are you concerning yourself with him for? If you think he's an attention whore, then why are you feeding him? And someone please tell me when trying to get attention became an offense that was punishable by death? What made you pick out that shirt you have on? Why did you comb your hair this morning? You'd like to create a favorable impression on the people around you. Well, this guy accessorized by getting a truck instead of a tatoo or a nose piercing. So what. Go find something else to worry about, until the day that he cuts YOU off...unlikely as that is to happen. You're going to give yourself an ulcer.

Glorious.
 
2008-05-06 10:26:32 AM
DROxINxTHExWIND: I can't believe that you all are the same folks who scream for individual rights when it comes to marijuana or prostitution. You all are no better than the fundies who cry that everything is an affront to them. The guy worked hard and to reward himself, he made a truck. He's not trying to do anything to offend you, so what the fark are you concerning yourself with him for? If you think he's an attention whore, then why are you feeding him? And someone please tell me when trying to get attention became an offense that was punishable by death? What made you pick out that shirt you have on? Why did you comb your hair this morning? You'd like to create a favorable impression on the people around you. Well, this guy accessorized by getting a truck instead of a tatoo or a nose piercing. So what. Go find something else to worry about, until the day that he cuts YOU off...unlikely as that is to happen. You're going to give yourself an ulcer.

This is FARK. I'm sure a lot of the people here really DO think that way (do they?), but (in my case anyway), it's fun to lay on the snark.

Especially when you're bored at work. ;)
 
2008-05-06 10:26:52 AM
Someone is making up for something really small....

or some people are into cool shiat and can afford to possess such

get over it, haters
 
2008-05-06 10:27:01 AM
Dr.Salvador: PEOPLE POST IN CAPS LOCK BECAUSE THEY WANT TO ANNOY YOU.
Or they can't read lowercase because they're legally blind or they're retards.

/knows 10 people that use caps lock IRL because they fall into the above two categories.
//the more you know.
 
2008-05-06 10:27:08 AM
BethDeathstrike!:

Luxury and style, all the way.



And you don't need an extension ladder to get into it.
i193.photobucket.com
 
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