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Suicidal Writer		2008-05-06 04:11:56 AM

Inametti is a naturalized U.S. citizen who was ordained in his native country, Nigeria.

fark. The scams have gotten so pervasive that I have visceral reaction to the name of the country.

doccm9		2008-05-06 04:25:36 AM

God bless the father, the son and the holy homosexual.

SphericalTime		2008-05-06 04:25:44 AM

Although of the same sex, and not women.

pecosdave		2008-05-06 04:42:34 AM

Dearest warden sir.

My name is Habibeeb Objubop, I am a priest in Nigeria. I am making you aware that there is a mark on my head for being a Catholic priest in this country due to it's violence. My country of Nigeria is of a most unstable one.

What I will require of you is a job as a vicar in your womens prison or perhaps a recommendation to another one of your fine American prison establishments. I have taken a vow that makes my services unrenderable in a mens prison, so only a womens prison can be used. Please consider me and accommodate my travel requirements by forwarding me $2,318.37 for a plane ticket to report to your most fine establishment.

Sincerely yours
Habibeeb Objubop
Priest

hamachan		2008-05-06 05:28:00 AM

I tried submitting this with a similar headline: Priest who had sex with female inmates sentenced to 4 years of sex with male inmates.

gothelder		2008-05-06 05:28:18 AM

Well at least this one was boinking some females.

\ think thats about to change.
\\ whose doing the boinking
\\\gender of boinkee will stay the same

tkirby		2008-05-06 05:32:46 AM

Find a job you love and you'll never work another day in your life.

mordantkitten		2008-05-06 05:38:09 AM

gothelder: Well at least this one was boinking some females.

At least he was boinking some adults.

Reebok02		2008-05-06 05:41:25 AM

PRISON RAPE
That is all

Tsurotu		2008-05-06 05:44:42 AM

\\\gender of ~~boinkee~~boinker will stay the same

ftfy.

TheBlackFlag		2008-05-06 05:52:00 AM

Not much of a problem there...unless of course he doesnt care whether you are a volunteer or not....and he is your cell mate.

If he is, dont pray for help, I dont think it's coming. Well, HE is, but...well, you get it. Repeatedly, likely.

nobozo		2008-05-06 05:58:37 AM

When asked why, he told the judge "I don't want nun."

Boinkers HTML		2008-05-06 06:01:12 AM

Anyone called me?

21-7-b		2008-05-06 06:04:54 AM

blessed are the priests who have sex with inmates and go to prison and have more sex with inmates

Haoie		2008-05-06 06:27:00 AM

And a priest too?

Stick to kiddies, like regular priests, thanks.

H. W. Plainview		2008-05-06 06:31:14 AM

Why didn't they just send him to another prison?

RoboreR		2008-05-06 07:05:08 AM

Xenomech		2008-05-06 07:06:07 AM

Here comes the rape-is-only-wrong-if-it-happens-to-a-good-person brigade...

durbnpoisn		2008-05-06 07:10:12 AM

I didn't RTFA. But the headline implied that all along, this priest was having sex with male inmates, so they put him in prison where he will have sex with male inmates.
At long last, the irony tag may have actually been used properly.

THIS however, is not ironic. So... Oh well...

The Notorious HIV		2008-05-06 07:16:30 AM

When I opened the link the title was abbreviated as "News from The Ass..."

Sammy Jenkins		2008-05-06 07:40:17 AM

The Catholics are making progress! At least now they're raping adults!

//baby steps

HAMMERTOE		2008-05-06 07:51:19 AM

Dominus Dictus...
Felibus Dictus...
Deyall Ductus...

TheBlackFlag		2008-05-06 07:56:55 AM

Father Felcher is in da' house!

falser		2008-05-06 08:05:20 AM

What is it about the Catholic faith that turns all their priests into predatorial sexual deviants? Maybe it's all their talk about how succulent the Virgin Mary was, I dunno. But I am convinced this religion is an evil influence on its followers.

TheBlackFlag		2008-05-06 08:11:09 AM

falser: What is it about the Catholic faith that turns all their priests into predatorial sexual deviants? Maybe it's all their talk about how succulent the Virgin Mary was, I dunno. But I am convinced this religion is an evil influence on its
followers.

**********

Not to get too deep too early in the morning, but the Catholic Church is the most corrupt and truly evil organization on the planet.

What they have done to the faith, mythology and true history of Christianity is to render it unrecognizable.

The Church has nothing to do with Spirituality.

The Church has completely co-opted and distorted the message to the point that it is not recognizable.

The bureaucracy of the Church is Evil and has nothing to do with rank and file Catholics.

Tobin_Lam		2008-05-06 08:18:11 AM

I like how "sex with inmates" lines up with itself.

TheBlackFlag: Not to get too deep too early in the morning, but the Catholic Church is the most corrupt and truly evil organization on the planet.

What they have done to the faith, mythology and true history of Christianity is to render it unrecognizable.

The Church has nothing to do with Spirituality.

The Church has completely co-opted and distorted the message to the point that it is not recognizable.

The bureaucracy of the Church is Evil and has nothing to do with rank and file Catholics.

Prove it.

lozak		2008-05-06 08:22:02 AM

TheBlackFlag:
Not to get too deep too early in the morning, but the Catholic Church is the most corrupt and truly evil organization on the planet.

What they have done to the faith, mythology and true history of Christianity is to render it unrecognizable.

The Church has nothing to do with Spirituality.

The Church has completely co-opted and distorted the message to the point that it is not recognizable.

The bureaucracy of the Church is Evil and has nothing to do with rank and file Catholics.

If you think they're bad, you should meet those nasty Lonely Street merchants.

One of them sold me a potato powered clock, but when he gave it to me it had a squirrel instead of a potato. You can't power no clock with a squirrel.

DAnthrope		2008-05-06 08:26:57 AM

hamachan: I tried submitting this with a similar headline: Priest who had sex with female inmates sentenced to 4 years of sex with male inmates.

Your headline was definitely funnier (which is why it didn't get the green, it's a new trend here apparently).

DAnthrope		2008-05-06 08:27:32 AM

doccm9: God bless the father, the son and the holy homosexual.

Too lazy to RTFA but not too lazy to post?

DAnthrope		2008-05-06 08:30:45 AM

falser: What is it about the Catholic faith that turns all their priests into predatorial sexual deviants?

LOL
Um, perhaps it's the rule that prevents their priests from having normal sexual activity?

Deny your natural urges... and bad shiat happens

/were you serious about that question? LOL

TheSilverOne		2008-05-06 08:37:05 AM

Priest from Nigeria?

Mr. Eko! You're alive!

Tat'dGreaser		2008-05-06 08:44:39 AM

At least he wasn't banging alter boys. He'll become one, but that's another thread.

Mega Steve		2008-05-06 08:48:55 AM

TheSilverOne: Priest from Nigeria?

Mr. Eko! You're alive!

Too bad he's going back to OZ.

author1701		2008-05-06 08:50:58 AM

Well, sounds like a win-win to me.

/To him? Not so much.

SimonSaid		2008-05-06 08:55:42 AM

Tobin_Lam: I like how "sex with inmates" lines up with itself.
TheBlackFlag: Not to get too deep too early in the morning, but the Catholic Church is the most corrupt and truly evil organization on the planet.

Prove it.

How about damn near 2 Billion dollars paid out to settle pedophile lawsuits in less than 20 years.

This while Nuns go on TV pleading for support money for the old and sick Nuns.

This while they close schools because support money has been ~~sucked~~ siphoned off for legal fees.

This while the Pope wears gold threaded garments.

This while the Vatican City houses untold billions in art collections.

This while the church funds 4 pedophile ~~colleges~~ retreats. Get caught with a penis in the wrong place and get sent to a place few could afford to reflect and pray while avoiding the legal system. Two in the US and 2 more in strategic locations in Europe.

This while... you get the picture.

PYROY		2008-05-06 08:58:57 AM

Prison, It's Disney world for butt farkers.

Mayor Bee		2008-05-06 09:09:30 AM

You guys, it's not his fault! Those criminal women were trying to steal his penis! The only way he could stop his wang from shriveling up was to have sex with the witch that had cursed him! Why is this so hard to understand?

Coconice		2008-05-06 09:10:23 AM

I assumed he was having sex with male inmates. It almost disappoints me that they were women.

Nigeria was a nice touch, though. I didn't see that coming.

dragonchild		2008-05-06 09:30:10 AM

hamachan, I like your headline more.

Gairloch		2008-05-06 09:47:40 AM

hamachan: I tried submitting this with a similar headline: Priest who had sex with female inmates sentenced to 4 years of sex with male inmates.

I think the problem is that yours is a complete sentence with proper grammar and all, unlike this one with the sentence fragment in it. You need at least a spelling or punctuation error if you want that green lighting edge.

/or something like that

dennysgod		2008-05-06 10:11:29 AM

This Priest should have a HERO tag for having sex with adult women.

jdubb		2008-05-06 10:57:08 AM

good call subby

War_Kittens		2008-05-06 11:13:17 AM

Just wanted to say, if the priest is consenting, it's not rape. Now if they beat the bishop...

tpark2004		2008-05-06 11:15:26 AM

Why would we post so many articles about priests raping? There are children out there right now that are making their first communion who are probably scared as hell to be near a priest. I understand we need to know about certain situations but please leave some stuff out of the news!

Kali-Yuga		2008-05-06 11:55:33 AM

tpark2004: There are children out there right now that are making their first communion who are probably scared as hell to be near a priest.

And they should be, it's always a good idea to keep close watch on children when they're around sexual predators and the mentally ill.

b-b-bill		2008-05-06 01:23:32 PM

this guy needs to be congratulated.

through no fault of his own, he's born and raised in that hell hole continent...
he figures out he can get fed, paid, moved to the most affluent place on the lousy planet by making some vows that many guys have been pissing off for many reasons over many years.

like army drill sargeant escobar taught me in basic training... "your not wrong unless you get caught."

break99		2008-05-06 02:26:57 PM

that'S a case of "thanks your honor!" with a big smile...

mordantkitten		2008-05-06 03:00:28 PM

Kali-Yuga: And they should be, it's always a good idea to keep close watch on children when they're around sexual predators and the mentally ill.

That's a larger segment of the population than one might think, and they don't all convieniently wear chraacteristic garb so you can tell.

Just don't let them go to private communion instruction and have a lay assistant at the group sessions.

/perhaps they should call the assistant something else

SanDamiano		2008-05-06 04:41:37 PM

TheBlackFlag:
Not to get too deep too early in the morning, but the Catholic Church is the most corrupt and truly evil organization on the planet.

What they have done to the faith, mythology and true history of Christianity is to render it unrecognizable.

The Church has nothing to do with Spirituality.

The Church has completely co-opted and distorted the message to the point that it is not recognizable.

The bureaucracy of the Church is Evil and has nothing to do with rank and file Catholics.

Wow... good thing God sent you along 2000 years after the fact to voice your totally original objections that no one ever considered before. I'm positive that every Catholic who reads your comments will immediately realise the folly of their way.