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(AP)   400-pound black bear added as extra security at Louisiana State Penitentiary. Planning an escape at night? "How About No" bear would like to give you some advice   (hosted.ap.org) divider line 60
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2008-05-05 07:46:24 PM
pics.livejournal.com

As requested.
 
2008-05-05 07:52:02 PM
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2008-05-05 08:01:28 PM
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2008-05-05 08:10:44 PM
www.mlbfantasygm.com
 
2008-05-05 08:37:56 PM
That will work fine until a prisoner smuggles in some bells.
 
Ni!
2008-05-05 09:33:15 PM
I'd be far more worried about the wild boars. Black bears are furry little wussies.
 
2008-05-05 10:15:59 PM
Give me back my bear, you son of a biatch.

www.historictexas.net
 
2008-05-05 10:42:06 PM
www.maximumawesome.com



/just doin' my part...
 
2008-05-05 10:43:29 PM
doesn't this beg for lines from the old onion article, black bear attacks, rapes zookeeper?
 
2008-05-05 10:43:42 PM
www.tifaux.com

/obligatory
 
2008-05-05 10:45:50 PM
i67.photobucket.com
 
2008-05-05 10:45:59 PM
media.bigoo.ws

How about whooaaaahhh
 
2008-05-05 10:47:01 PM
The last recorded escape was nearly three years ago, and the inmate was quickly recaptured before leaving the grounds.

Well, if he actually didn't leave the grounds how would that constitute as an escape?
 
2008-05-05 10:49:21 PM
lh3.ggpht.com

/Approves
 
2008-05-05 10:53:36 PM
img.photobucket.com

Quick and dirty
 
2008-05-05 10:55:03 PM
www.fugly.combearsecure.com
/And THIS (new window) is what a bear attack looks like (scary nsfw)
 
2008-05-05 10:56:48 PM
Don't tase me, Boo-Boo!
 
2008-05-05 10:56:54 PM
HappyHarryHardOn: /And THIS (new window) is what a bear attack looks like (scary nsfw)

Ooh. And right before bed. Shouldn't have clicked that.
Ugh.
 
2008-05-05 10:59:18 PM
FTA: Every inch equals 75 pounds

Must be some of that old bayou math.

/Got nothin'
 
2008-05-05 11:00:49 PM
What kind of bear is best?

Falst. Black bear.
 
2008-05-05 11:01:40 PM
HappyHarryHardOn: /And THIS (new window) is what a bear attack looks like (scary nsfw)

Wtf... it looks like cotton candy.
 
2008-05-05 11:05:24 PM
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2008-05-05 11:06:05 PM
HappyHarryHardOn: /And THIS (new window) is what a bear attack looks like (scary nsfw)


I know a bear who isn't getting a clean plate award. He only ate the thighs and legs. He totally left the rest of his human to go to waste.

/bazing!
 
2008-05-05 11:06:54 PM
HappyHarryHardOn: /And THIS (new window) is what a bear attack looks like (scary nsfw)

that looks shopped. i can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.

/seriously, the part where the hamburger meets the uneaten part seems too blurry and 'clean.' i would think it would be just as jagged and bloody as the rest
//sorry if i had some spoilers in there for those that hadn't clicked yet
 
2008-05-05 11:11:29 PM
I would much rather deal with a bear than than the employees and inmates at the Louisiana State Pen. Then again, once you pass the bear you have to deal with the marijuana users who were forced into the Louisiana State Pen and come out angry at the world.
 
2008-05-05 11:11:34 PM
HappyHarryHardOn: /And THIS (new window) is what a bear attack looks like (scary nsfw)

Huh. Now I have to figure out why that was so much less disturbing to me than equivalent gore from, say, a car accident. Do I really care that much about whether the meat got wasted or not?
 
2008-05-05 11:12:01 PM
rawkus: HappyHarryHardOn: /And THIS (new window) is what a bear attack looks like (scary nsfw)

that looks shopped. i can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.

/seriously, the part where the hamburger meets the uneaten part seems too blurry and 'clean.' i would think it would be just as jagged and bloody as the rest
//sorry if i had some spoilers in there for those that hadn't clicked yet


OK, does THAT (new window)one look shopped too? It's suppposed to be a polar bear (again nsfw horrorshow)

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2008-05-05 11:12:07 PM
simpsonfan: Someone has the picture of the bear treed by a cat?

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2008-05-05 11:17:06 PM
HappyHarryHardOn: /And THIS (new window) is what a bear attack looks like (scary nsfw)

I am relatively sure that photo is taken after result of a wolves attacking some guy in Eastern Europe. Not a bear attack just to clarify.
 
2008-05-05 11:20:15 PM
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/approves

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/also approves
 
2008-05-05 11:33:45 PM
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2008-05-05 11:35:35 PM
That's why the prisoners' uniforms have an unusual trout smell.
 
2008-05-05 11:36:21 PM
HappyHarryHardOn: OK, does THAT (new window)one look shopped too? It's suppposed to be a polar bear (again nsfw horrorshow)

Jesus floorhumping christ, why did I click those? I'm going back to the Milf thread to bleach my eyes before I go to sleep.

/no one to blame but myself
 
2008-05-05 11:40:06 PM
www.japanitup.com
 
2008-05-05 11:40:51 PM
The ACLU and NAACP is upset by the disproportionate number of Black Bears at Angola compared to Polar Bears.
 
2008-05-05 11:40:52 PM
www.guildwars.com
 
2008-05-05 11:43:17 PM
CygnusDarius What's that from? Looks spiffy.

Oh, and here's my first thought on this thread...Gamestop bear (new window)
 
2008-05-05 11:43:41 PM
That bear just wants to do some partyin' on the Ponderosa.
 
2008-05-05 11:56:12 PM
kroonermanblack: What's that from?

Guild Wars.
 
2008-05-05 11:59:58 PM
WTF is this shiat. Cinco de Mayo hell yeah!
 
2008-05-06 12:32:52 AM
Just remember this sage advice:

When you pick a paw-paw or a prickly pear and you prick a wrong paw, well next time beware! Don't pick the prickly pear by the paw, when you pick a paw try and use the claw! But you don't need to use the claw when you pick a pair of the big paw-paw.


/from memory
 
2008-05-06 12:35:55 AM
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2008-05-06 12:49:45 AM
This many comments, and no mention of pedo bear? You disappoint me, FARK...
 
2008-05-06 12:51:11 AM
"A wiser fellow than myself once said, Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes the bear, well... he eats you."

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2008-05-06 12:56:40 AM
Now you must fight the bear.
 
2008-05-06 01:12:58 AM
HappyHarryHardOn: /And THIS (new window) is what a bear attack looks like (scary nsfw)

AHHH! Nightmares! Yikes dude.
 
2008-05-06 01:38:06 AM
I know if I managed to escape and saw this:
ultimatebearsfan.com

I'd shiat my orange jumpsuit.
 
2008-05-06 01:41:08 AM
MickCollins: I know if I managed to escape and saw this:


I'd shiat my orange jumpsuit.


I wouldn't be afraid, but that's because I am a Dolphin.

/obscure?
 
2008-05-06 01:44:32 AM
kroonermanblack: CygnusDarius What's that from? Looks spiffy.

Oh, and here's my first thought on this thread...Gamestop bear (new window)


Guild wars aparently.
 
2008-05-06 04:13:22 AM
Because all bears in the wild make good wardens, right?
 
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