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(Stuff.co.nz)   Brazilian soccer star Ronaldo is very ashamed for hiring three transvestites in Rio, he claims he "cried a lot afterwards". Isn't what always happens?   (stuff.co.nz) divider line 116
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2008-05-05 03:19:41 PM
It's best when the john cries.
 
2008-05-05 03:24:06 PM
"I did not know they were transvestites, I'm completely heterosexual," he said.

uh huh
 
2008-05-05 03:24:31 PM
Don't know why he's crying, it's not like everyone doesn't make this very same mistake when visiting Rio.
 
2008-05-05 03:29:42 PM
I expect this sort of thing from people with only one name.
 
2008-05-05 03:33:57 PM
Father Jack Hacket: Don't know why he's crying, it's not like everyone doesn't make this very same mistake when visiting Rio.

You'd think he'd be more savvy than that. It was one of the first things our tour guide warned us about when I was there, and every local seemed to be wise to the trannies too.
 
2008-05-05 03:35:38 PM
He loves the cock.
 
2008-05-05 03:46:47 PM
Nestea Plunge: He loves the cock.

img.photobucket.com

Yes. Yes he does.
 
2008-05-05 04:15:34 PM
i hope he doesn't take any trips to thailand then. he may be 'inadvertently' drawn to the kathoey
 
2008-05-05 04:36:20 PM
The question is, were they transvestites (men dressed in woman's clothing and makeup) or were they transsexuals (genetic males taking female hormones as well as being dressed in female clothes and makeup).

There is a big difference, which leads us to Fark's favorite game: Female or Shemale.
 
2008-05-05 05:28:07 PM
Dinjiin: Fark's favorite game: Female or Shemale.

16/16 first try.
 
2008-05-05 05:41:07 PM
He's doing it wrong.

Chuck Wagon: 16/16 first try.

I only got 14/16, but I errored on the side of caution.
 
2008-05-05 06:32:11 PM
In Ronaldo's defense, there are some very deceptive "women" out there, and most of them seem to be from Brazil.

Wonder how much he's paying his gf to "support" him?
 
2008-05-05 06:32:41 PM
Umm what the hell is wrong with the headline?
 
2008-05-05 06:32:45 PM
Why do my balls suddenly itch?
 
2008-05-05 06:33:08 PM
In Ronaldo's defense. The trannies that he picked up were hideous.
My friend Mike, who lives in Brazil, tells me that some trannies are very pretty.

/chix with dix, FTW!
 
2008-05-05 06:33:13 PM

"In a thousand years, there will be no men and women, just wankers, and that's fine by me."


www.drugs-plaza.com

 
2008-05-05 06:34:37 PM
I'd cry too if I thought I was in for some 3 girl action and they all pulled schlongs. Being alone in a hotel room with 3 penii isn't what most hetero men are looking for.
 
2008-05-05 06:34:55 PM
13/16.

Damn.

I guessed shemale far too often.
 
2008-05-05 06:35:36 PM
Broadcastdave: He's doing it wrong.

Chuck Wagon: 16/16 first try.

I only got 14/16, but I errored on the side of caution.


15/16. I'm OK with that. I think I'd know if I hired three of them, however.
 
2008-05-05 06:36:06 PM
Broadcastdave: He's doing it wrong.

Chuck Wagon: 16/16 first try.

I only got 14/16, but I errored on the side of caution.


15/16
 
2008-05-05 06:39:14 PM
Here are 2 of them...

img327.imageshack.us
 
2008-05-05 06:39:23 PM
Dialectic:
My friend Mike, who lives in Brazil, tells me that some trannies are very pretty.


icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com
 
2008-05-05 06:40:58 PM
There's no crying in soccer. Or futbol.


/Sorry
 
2008-05-05 06:42:44 PM
Some cats dig chicks, and some cats dig cats, but it's all groovy, baby!

blogs.computerworld.com
 
2008-05-05 06:42:45 PM
"Oh, that's just my cl*t."


"Okay, but why is it seven inches long? And could you please take it out of my colon?"


/try the veal
 
2008-05-05 06:43:02 PM
14/16.

Met a Brazillian shemale in a NYC bar once. Very hot. Went clubbing with her but turned down the sex offer. (I didn't have $300.)
 
2008-05-05 06:43:09 PM
Am I the first one to notice these weren't hot, confusing trannies, they were ugly ones. I'm not even sure "passable" much less hot.

Ok, dude, you are one of the most popular soccer players in th world, get some decent tail.

At least in the US Clemens is banging under age hottie tail and not ugly tranny tail.
 
2008-05-05 06:43:45 PM
ethics-gradient: Being alone in a hotel room with 3 penii isn't what most hetero men are looking for.

Uh, if there aren't 4 in the room, you better call a doctor.
 
2008-05-05 06:46:12 PM
Begoggle: Broadcastdave: He's doing it wrong.

Chuck Wagon: 16/16 first try.

I only got 14/16, but I errored on the side of caution.

15/16


9/16 - Guess I better stay out of Rio for awhile. Then again, when in Rio, do as the natives do.
 
2008-05-05 06:51:44 PM
img292.imageshack.us

Fixed
 
2008-05-05 06:54:59 PM
www.judiciaryreport.com
Approves
 
2008-05-05 06:55:10 PM
i'd cry too. what a waste of money.
 
2008-05-05 06:55:49 PM
8/16
I thought they were ALL he's
 
2008-05-05 06:55:49 PM
Football players must be every hooker's dream - just give them a little shove and they go down.

"But wait - fair play says you have to wait for me to get back up. Didn't you see the world cup?"
 
2008-05-05 06:57:04 PM
I thought EABOD was just an expression.
 
2008-05-05 06:57:50 PM
Dude, know how I know you're gay?
 
2008-05-05 06:58:04 PM
Oh, come on, you can do better than that. Especially in Brazil, they have some really hot trannies there, and I doubt this guy can't afford them.

(and no, I don't feel the need to claim that "my friend" told me about it)
 
2008-05-05 06:59:50 PM
rogerbourland.com

Why would he have to pay anyone?
 
2008-05-05 07:00:07 PM
14/16, but that's with one candid still photo -m let me watch them walk and talk and I'll nail every one of them every time - figuratively speaking of course.
 
2008-05-05 07:01:16 PM
www.posteritati.com
 
2008-05-05 07:05:14 PM
Oakland A's FTW...the Crying Game...

damn! beat me to it.
 
2008-05-05 07:09:58 PM
16/16

I can spot a tranny from a mile away.

/or at the very least 7-8 inches...
 
2008-05-05 07:10:01 PM
libbyshome: Why would he have to pay anyone?

That is Portuguese player Christiano Ronaldo, not Brazilian player Ronaldo.

This is Ronaldo...

img.stern.de

Does that answer your question?
 
2008-05-05 07:10:20 PM
libbyshome: Why would he have to pay anyone?

Wrong Ronaldo.

www.soccerfiesta.net
 
2008-05-05 07:11:48 PM
Gah. Should've refreshed one more time.
 
2008-05-05 07:12:23 PM
The Southern Dandy: libbyshome: Why would he have to pay anyone?

That is Portuguese player Christiano Ronaldo, not Brazilian player Ronaldo.

This is Ronaldo...



Does that answer your question?


LOL
 
2008-05-05 07:12:39 PM
Maybe he should hire a private dick next time to check things out for him. Oh wait he already did!

Seriously though, it's funny how he felt so ashamed that they were transvestites, but didn't seem to feel any shame at all cheating on his girlfriend.
 
2008-05-05 07:18:03 PM
Chuck Wagon: Dinjiin: Fark's favorite game: Female or Shemale.

16/16 first try.


Wow, you must really know your shemales.
 
2008-05-05 07:25:42 PM
I'm stunned. No "That's a lot of soccer players" yet?
 
2008-05-05 07:26:23 PM
tealsmurf: Seriously though, it's funny how he felt so ashamed that they were transvestites, but didn't seem to feel any shame at all cheating on his girlfriend.

I would say that cheating is a given when you're an international soccer star. With trannies? Not so much.
 
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