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(LBC 97.3)   And now, for his next trick, a substitute teacher will make his job disappear   (tampabays10.com) divider line 127
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2008-05-05 06:10:40 AM
What? No sex involved? I'm calling shenanigans.
 
2008-05-05 06:23:01 AM
Before I comment, I have to put on my robe and get my staff


/// Stupidity...
 
2008-05-05 06:36:16 AM
remus: I have to put on my robe and get my staff

No, no, that's "I put on my robe and wizard hat."
 
2008-05-05 06:38:01 AM
for my next trick I will make 11 of 14 the posts before mine disappear; leaving only the posts of Macular Degenerate, Kiribub and Remus.
 
2008-05-05 06:47:04 AM
Kiribub: No, no, that's "I put on my robe and wizard hat."

Yes. I always forget the hat. At least I remembered the robe this time. I've still got the restraining order from that one time I forgot it....
 
2008-05-05 06:47:38 AM
MorningBreath: for my next trick I will make 11 of 14 the posts before mine disappear; leaving only the posts of Macular Degenerate, Kiribub and Remus.

Do it again! Do it again!
 
2008-05-05 06:50:01 AM
TA DA!
 
2008-05-05 06:57:40 AM
cerote: MorningBreath: for my next trick I will make 11 of 14 the posts before mine disappear; leaving only the posts of Macular Degenerate, Kiribub and Remus.

Do it again! Do it again!


Check this out! POOF I just made one of my 3 posts disappear. I think its a pretty cool variation of the trick, and very difficult, considering I am not a mod.
 
2008-05-05 07:00:57 AM
He's a witch! Burn him!
 
2008-05-05 07:02:12 AM
Watch me pull this rabbit out of my hat.
 
2008-05-05 07:19:14 AM
Again, MorrisBird?
 
2008-05-05 07:26:50 AM
Presto!
 
2008-05-05 07:27:00 AM
Now for real magic, try to find the rational adult who made the complaint.
 
2008-05-05 08:48:25 AM
Some call him..... TIM?

/not obscure at all.
 
2008-05-05 08:50:02 AM
Nice laws you got there.
 
2008-05-05 08:50:16 AM
I don't think this kinda trick even qualifies as wizardry.
 
2008-05-05 08:52:14 AM
Great country you have down there.
 
2008-05-05 08:52:49 AM
Wizardry? More like a level 0 cantrip.

/geek.
 
2008-05-05 08:52:53 AM
I'll bet he made a toothpick disappear & reappear... mmmhmmm.
 
2008-05-05 08:53:15 AM
That's nothing, the school district is about to make dozens of full time teachers disappear when they slice another $2 million from the budget. Pretty soon, substitutes will be all they have.
 
2008-05-05 08:54:07 AM
Well, it's not too hard to imagine when he tries to work in a city named after a brand of butter.

/Or is the brand of butter named after the city?
 
2008-05-05 08:54:43 AM
Fluid: I don't think this kinda trick even qualifies as wizardry.

You kids with your Harry Potter all thinking that that's what wizardry is really like. True wizardry is much more like what was described here.
 
2008-05-05 08:55:08 AM
Wizardry?

www.gamethink.net
 
2008-05-05 08:56:09 AM
behold this simple silver salt cellar, behold this simple hat
 
2008-05-05 08:56:51 AM
Maybe the toothpick was a phallic symbol. If you think like that and remember the Florida tag on this story, you can almost stretch it into a teacher/student sex story.

FTFA: As a substitute teacher, the Pasco County School District considers Piculas to be an "at will employee." That means the district doesn't need to have cause for not bringing him back at all.

The school board certainly could in this guy's case.
 
2008-05-05 08:57:16 AM
The math teacher multiplied 2 by zero and now the 2 is zero. Witchcraft!

The Home ec teacher turned two eggs in to one omelet. Burn her.
 
2008-05-05 08:57:38 AM
prometheus' chicken: behold this simple silver salt cellar, behold this simple hat

You haven't got a hat.
 
2008-05-05 08:58:30 AM
Florida: America's Dark Ages.
 
2008-05-05 08:59:40 AM
Wait...So he didn't even shrink and/or make anyone's genitals disappear?
 
2008-05-05 09:00:29 AM
www.248am.com

/obligatory
 
2008-05-05 09:00:52 AM
Wenchmaster: prometheus' chicken: behold this simple silver salt cellar, behold this simple hat

You haven't got a hat.


Or, "you don't have a hat" (depending upon your education).
 
2008-05-05 09:01:06 AM
Maybe the guy really was just a thunderingly incompetent time-wasting teacher and the toothpick was just the last --er, well-- last straw.
 
2008-05-05 09:01:08 AM
O_o

a florida teacher not having sex with a student?! Unpossible!
 
2008-05-05 09:01:17 AM
www.dejuiced.com
 
2008-05-05 09:02:01 AM
diesel3: Or, "you don't have a hat" (depending upon your education).

I'm pretty sure I used the exact quote from the book.
 
2008-05-05 09:02:53 AM
He made a toothpick disappear...and RE-appear? Truly, the Dark Lord has returned!
 
2008-05-05 09:03:03 AM
Only votes are allowed to disappear in Florida.
 
2008-05-05 09:04:40 AM
did he turn any students into a newt?
 
2008-05-05 09:07:08 AM
hometown.aol.com
 
2008-05-05 09:08:31 AM
Lávate las manos!
 
2008-05-05 09:09:07 AM
Wenchmaster - maybe diesel3 doesn't like DNA?
 
2008-05-05 09:10:00 AM
Substitute teacher Jim Piculas does a 30-second magic trick where a toothpick disappears then reappears.

Sick.
 
2008-05-05 09:10:40 AM
Now if only he could make the evidence against him disappear.
 
2008-05-05 09:11:06 AM
Quick, summon the Inquisition!
 
2008-05-05 09:13:30 AM
...but does he weigh as much as a duck?
 
2008-05-05 09:13:53 AM
Shouldn't have spent so much time in Boltacs
 
2008-05-05 09:14:24 AM
Today toothpicks tomorrow turning students into newts. The only way we can be sure that the children are safe is to make sure that no employee weighs the same as a duck.
 
2008-05-05 09:14:58 AM
Or, as Lil' Yimmee says, wizzerdry.
 
2008-05-05 09:15:28 AM
img132.imageshack.us
 
2008-05-05 09:15:39 AM
You want to know what happened? Fifty bucks says some little brat has wealthy Christian parents who shiat a brick over teh OMG IZ DARKSIDEDERZZZ!!!! NOW MY SUPPORTS TO YOUR BOOSTERZ WIL FOREVER GO AWAY UNLESS YOU CAPITULATE TO MY EVERY WORD!!!

Another fifty says they are a couple of gluttonous buffoons who break half of the laws of Moses while throwing a temper tantrum about the other half.
 
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