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(Boston Herald)   Rich kid viciously attacks former girlfriend, claims he has "intermittent explosive disorder." Hero tag for the judge who didn't buy it. Bonus: Priceless pics of his reaction to the sentencing   (bostonherald.com) divider line 505
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2008-05-05 01:31:52 PM
I played Ultimate with Chris once. He seemed like a nice, intelligent, but quiet kid. didn't see this one coming...

/never does though
 
2008-05-05 01:37:37 PM
Don't Tase Me Bro

/dated many "pre-battered" women

Tempura or southern fried?

/racking up the frequent flyer miles
 
2008-05-05 01:38:28 PM
Modified Cornstarch

Awesome!
 
2008-05-05 01:39:54 PM
Modified Cornstarch is awesome!
 
2008-05-05 01:58:56 PM
Ambercat

Didn't anyone in the school do/say something?

I'd like to think that in my high school he'd get the crap beaten out of him.

/of course, who knows
 
2008-05-05 02:03:06 PM
Some more guys with "intermittent explosive disorder":

www.israelnewsagency.com
 
2008-05-05 02:04:24 PM
I almost wish he'd get hit by an IED. But he is going to jail/prison for a while, hence the almost.
 
2008-05-05 02:19:23 PM
My penis has intermittent explosive disorder.
 
2008-05-05 02:21:50 PM
blubberknife: Modified Cornstarch

Awesome!


seconded. lols
 
2008-05-05 02:26:27 PM
I bet his dad's a real winner, too.

P.S. Those pics are the first in a LOOOONNNG time that actually qualify as priceless. I'm still giggling at work. Excellent find, Subby.
 
2008-05-05 02:30:52 PM
Modified Cornstarch

That is just too goddamned funny. It's a shame it's so late in the thread otherwise more people would get the chance to appreciate it.

One of the funniest posts I've ever seen. No shiat.
 
2008-05-05 02:33:52 PM
Lollipop165: I'd like to think that in my high school he'd get the crap beaten out of him.


Well, he is 6'6" tall, that is an imposing size no matter how much of a puss he may be.
 
2008-05-05 02:35:40 PM
Modified Cornstarch you win the whole thread. Awesome!!!!!
 
2008-05-05 02:46:01 PM
BillyGoatGruff: I played Ultimate with Chris once. He seemed like a nice, intelligent, but quiet kid.


Was he any good at Ultimate? With his size I imagine he should have been.
 
2008-05-05 02:59:49 PM
I was taught to never hit a lady.
A L-A-D-Y.
C*nts on the other hand....
 
2008-05-05 03:11:37 PM
He's just an excitable boy.
 
2008-05-05 03:19:25 PM
hugmup: There really is an Intermittent Explosive Disorder. It's in the DSM-IV. It's serious and it's not funny. The victim explodes into intense rage, often without provocation. I don't know what a psychiatrist would prescribe for it, since there is no indication that the person is about to explode, and there is no way for the person anticipate or control it. I shudder to think what will happen in prison when he blows up to the wrong person, and that is guaranteed to happen. I hope they put him in the psychiatric wing, otherwise he might not survive his sentence.

poor baby?
if you read the actual article, that diagnoses sounds like so much BS cooked up by the defense that it's just not funny. To boot, he isn't just some random angelic little farker. this man exhibits all the classic signs of being a sociopath in the making, if not already realized. He uses people to get what he wants to the exclusion of all else, and needs to be banded like a baby calf.
 
2008-05-05 03:39:45 PM
Thanks ya'll

I'll take a TF sponsorship and post stuff sooner ;)

kthanksbye!
 
2008-05-05 03:51:03 PM
Am I the only farker who thought that "intermittent explosive disorder" was a digestive issue?
 
2008-05-05 04:05:24 PM
Egalitarian: I knew this couple in college, who were both short people. The guy was a skinny lil' 5'5" dude. His spazzy GF would haul off and hit him as hard as she could when he told a bad joke, which was often. To me, he had every right to hit her back with equal strength, to let her know this wasn't cool.

First thing I thought of:
She hurled a heavy glass ash tray at his head. He made a fist and wanted to punch her in the stomach when she came charging at him again, but he was afraid he might harm her. He wanted to clip her very neatly on the point of the jaw and run from the room, but there was no clear target, and he merely skipped aside neatly at the last second and helped her along past him with a strong shove.

/cannot possibly be obscure
//may be too late in the thread though
 
2008-05-05 04:05:45 PM
ADubs86:
I MEANT to say Prince. But yeah, Rick James.

It's all good. I see what you mean with Prince.


Both Prince and Rick James were played by the same actor, so I can understand the confusion.
 
2008-05-05 04:11:59 PM
Monkeypillow: viccellini: Because it's OK to hit anybody?

fixed

/We're all equal under the law, right?


Just remember, it is never OK to hit a police officer's fist with your face. That's a jailin'.
 
2008-05-05 04:22:36 PM
asmodeus224: Uh, yeaaaaa...you see, a woman isn't your property, right? So like, if she cheats on you, well, then uh, tough shiat there. Maybe you had something to do with her straying because your c0ck is too small, you are ugly, she got a better offer or she just wasn't in to you.

Was that supposed to be funny or make any sense whatsoever? What the heck are you even babbling about? That has nothing to do with anything in my post.
 
2008-05-05 04:51:09 PM
rabidferret: cannot possibly be obscure


War of the Roses?
 
2008-05-05 05:03:59 PM
Among Beaman's supporters was his mother, Dr. Roseanna H. Means, who took out a restraining order against her son after he allegedly pushed her down stairs at her Wellesley home.

i211.photobucket.com
/approves
 
2008-05-05 05:11:21 PM
Observatory: At least we finally get to see what the Duke Rapists would have looked like if only their case had been allowed to go to trial.

/all of that story has yet to be told.


Actually, they were acquitted of all counts and the prosecuting DA was exposed as having lied in order to get a conviction.

But some urban slut accuses them and now you call them rapists.

DIAF.
 
2008-05-05 05:27:43 PM
Can'tLetYouDoThatStarFox: asmodeus224: Uh, yeaaaaa...you see, a woman isn't your property, right? So like, if she cheats on you, well, then uh, tough shiat there. Maybe you had something to do with her straying because your c0ck is too small, you are ugly, she got a better offer or she just wasn't in to you.

Was that supposed to be funny or make any sense whatsoever? What the heck are you even babbling about? That has nothing to do with anything in my post.


Let me try to explain - I'll try to use small words so you understand:

You said if a woman cheats, then it is ok if she gets beaten a lot (lowest possible sentence) or just a couple of black eyes (no charges)...

Did she cheat on him? Yes/No

If yes:
Major injury - lowest possible sentence
Minor injury - drop charges/jury nullification



...that is what you said.

Only someone who doesn't understand that a woman isn't your property and that she *gasp* may do something against your will would justify assaulting her. And then I suggested possible reasons why women might stray on you in the first place, Mr Low Income-Ugly Ass-Small Dick.

You would do well in the middle east...you could kill a woman if she cheated on you.

I hope this helps
 
2008-05-05 05:31:37 PM
Observatory - re: Duke "rapists" - Are you a troll or just an ignoramus? The woman who accused those guys is literally a lying whore. There was no substance to the charges. The D.A. had to fess up to his douchebaggery in open court. Duke is in the process of being sued bigtime. All of that story has been told.
DIAF
 
2008-05-05 05:43:44 PM
I.E.D huh? Damn, now that I think about it, I have a few disorders myself:

-Intermittent take a crap before work disorder
-Intermittent smoke a joint after work disorder
-Intermittent fap to morally questionable online content after said joint disorder
-Intermittent piss on the toilet seat at the bar when I'm too hammered disorder

Or am I just a regular working class stoner who likes porn and drinking?. I guess it depends on if I'm trying to put together a a defense.
 
2008-05-05 05:43:54 PM
This thread has made me physically ill.
 
2008-05-05 05:53:07 PM
in all honesty though
he will probably just appeal the case until his sentence is reduced to minimum prison time and/or an extended probation
 
2008-05-05 06:40:24 PM
Modified Cornstarch is the reason I come to Fark.
 
2008-05-05 06:40:59 PM
chopit: This thread has made me physically ill.

img241.imageshack.us
 
2008-05-05 07:09:32 PM
asmodeus224: Only someone who doesn't understand that a woman isn't your property and that she *gasp* may do something against your will would justify assaulting her. And then I suggested possible reasons why women might stray on you in the first place, Mr Low Income-Ugly Ass-Small Dick.

Oh my God, some random guy on the internet who is too much of a pussy to have a profile pic of his own and probably looks like Neil Goldman called me ugly. I'm so offended that I'm going to log off and cry now. How will I ever live it down...

If you are older than 15, I feel really bad for you.
 
2008-05-05 07:22:18 PM
paulseta: Burn him with acid. It's the only way to be sure.

Hitting a woman? That should be a dissolving.


I'd never hit a woman....but I'd sure shake the shiat out of her.

/not really
//well maybe just a little
///i love you ladies
 
2008-05-05 07:53:30 PM
Speaking as someone who barely escaped with his life from a rich kid with a tire iron and a long criminal record, I say lock him up in the same cell with all the judges who let him walk.

(Yes, mine got away with probation.)
 
2008-05-05 08:22:43 PM
Phil Herup:
Was he any good at Ultimate? With his size I imagine he should have been.


Yes, quite. Long arms and had a quick forehand. I'm still in shock. I called him to kick it last time i was in bean town... looking back (yeah yeah 20/20)he did seem slightly distant... off in a different place. crazy the skeletons are.
 
2008-05-05 08:48:06 PM
FTFA:
"The woman said she pleaded with Beaman to take her to the hospital for fear of her life and even dictated to him her last words to her family in case he did not comply. Beaman instead drove the woman home to her Cambridge apartment and gave her two Tylenol PM tablets, she said.
"

I can just imagine that guy thinking:

'CLEARLY this all could have been avoided if only my stupid girlfriend had been born with a stronger liver.'
 
2008-05-05 09:01:29 PM
Pseudowolf: Also, is anyone else creeped out by how much this guy looks like Rick Astley with dark hair?

Nope. Don't see that at all.

What does creep me out is that he looks somewhat like my late brother-in-law ('cept he was completely smug free.)
 
2008-05-05 09:04:28 PM
By the way, somebody please photoshop the wide-open-mouthed photo of this guy as a blow-up sex doll in a box labeled "Prison biatch."
 
2008-05-05 09:51:53 PM
AlwaysRightBoy: Anyone who pushes their mother down the stairs cannot be a good person.

That is pretty much what I thought. I would also like to know exactly why the father didn't beat the living shiat outta him, or at least press charges. I could see keeping it in the family. If my son were 24 and pushed his mother down the stairs firstly I would wonder exactly where we had gone wrong and then I would beat the crap out of him, at the very least.

The guy in the article definitely has that look of "I can't believe I didn't get away with this." look.
 
2008-05-05 09:56:50 PM
www.verbungle.com

GIS for "rich douchebag".
 
2008-05-05 10:04:40 PM
I know this thread has been going on for some time, but did anyone look at him and think of the "before" version of C. Thomas Howell in "Soul Man?"

/yes, I'm an old fart
 
2008-05-05 10:08:20 PM
hugmup: He belongs in a psychiatric facility, not a jail or a prison.

He belonged in a psychiatric facility back in grade school when he broke that girl's arm. Definitely by the time he was beating the crap out of his little brother. High security by the time he threw his mom down the stairs, breaking more bones.

Apparently it's easier to bribe your way out of psychiatric facilities, so finally, after all the injuries he's caused, he's going to be incarcerated.

Seriously? I'm all for rehabilitation. But if someone has escalated to the point this loser has, rehab isn't enough.
 
2008-05-05 10:08:34 PM
Pics 5 and 6 are priceless.
 
2008-05-05 11:33:28 PM
chopit: This thread has made me physically ill.

That's why I've been using Slashdot more instead of Fark. At least the nerds there have the sense to not purposefully scare women away.

Here, I recommend cat threads and forum only.

Tasteless jokes are one thing, purporting hate and violence is another.

I'm not scared away, but it seems now most threads here are not fun or enjoyable to read, so there is really no point in coming back.

You want to know why there are so few women in science and IT? Fark shows us why. 60-year old men had a "old boys' club", but you youngin's just have one of a different sort. Nothing's changed much, really.

//original farker 6693, VP of Farkistan.
 
2008-05-05 11:34:53 PM
Boston needs to have a free lobotomymobile. Make that a dozen. Rich white boys only, turned in furtively by their mothers when it's the only humane thing.

/lived there for years
//not from there
///Lifter Puller ftw
 
2008-05-06 12:10:02 AM
All Apologies: This story reminds me of Greg Haidl (new window) who raped and sodomized a girl who was passed out with two of his buddies and videotaped it.

His Dad, a corrupt assistant Sheriff in Orange County paid millions to try and get him off. His father is now up on tax evasion charges, and is testifying against former OC Sheriff Corona, who has also been charged. Outstanding family and friends.

Ladies, Gregory Scott Haidl (new window) has been released from prison and is now back on the market. You've been warned.


The Haidl case really turns my stomach. I had no idea Orange County was so corrupt until I started following that case.
 
2008-05-06 01:52:08 AM
Given that his family took out restraining orders on him and that the woman encouraged him to seek help it sounds less like he explodes and more like he just has really bad anger management issues.

There are definitely certain things you do that set the guy off. And I guarantee it that the brother knew exactly what buttons to push - if on a subconscious level and that his mom did too. Then given that typically your g/f shares at least a few similarities with your mom I would say she would often set him off too.

So all that means that his anger problem was entirely controllable, he simply chose not to do so. His family just wanted him to therapy it away, not teach him how to stop from exploding.

Now because he's a rich kid, which honestly you have to be a rich blue-blood if your calling in life is to organize ultimate frisbee tournaments, he's getting a slap on the hand where anyone middle-class and below would be getting 5-10 and upper middle-class to almost-rich would be getting 3-5.

Justice may be blind but she knows the feel of a crisp C-note in her pocket.
 
2008-05-06 04:12:15 AM
diesel3, glad someone enjoyed it. First thing I thought of when I saw that picture, it's the perfect rich yuppie douchebag movie... except this kid didn't get away with it. Still a perfect excuse, I use it.
 
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