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(Boston Herald)   Rich kid viciously attacks former girlfriend, claims he has "intermittent explosive disorder." Hero tag for the judge who didn't buy it. Bonus: Priceless pics of his reaction to the sentencing   (bostonherald.com) divider line 505
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2008-05-05 01:54:04 AM  
He's lucky the Tylenol didn't kill her since she had a lacerated liver. Liver's don't like Tylenol too much.

Jimcy says, "It's murrderr Sam!

/O and A
//Ron Fez Noon to 3:00
 
2008-05-05 01:54:15 AM  
viccellini: DeRosso: To bad there is no pic of the girl - but at least we all know she's hittable

/Ba-da-tsssch

Could you possibly be more inhumane?


Welcome to Fark, n00b.
 
2008-05-05 01:54:25 AM  
tonesskin: I can't wait for the update to find out exactly where the victim had lunch. I bet it isn't anywhere as nice as the place she will eat after she wins her civil suit.

I'm amazed this thread's gone this far before someone here even touched on that. Although this twatberry's cash is probably tied up in trust, she'll probably get a massive payday.
 
2008-05-05 01:54:26 AM  
Monkeypillow: I'm noticing a trend of hostility reserved for the wealthy among Fark posters as of late.

My guess is since the economy's in the shiatter, more Farkers are unemployed.

Personally I don't care a whole lot about how wealthy you are, so long as you don't get the atypical rich doucebag treatment... land a cushy executive position at daddy's company where you terrorize your underlings without consequence, be provided millions of dollars with no strings attached which you proceed to blow on coke & poor business models, etc.
 
2008-05-05 01:54:30 AM  
I don't know if anyone has commented on these two pearls right here yet, but:

FTFA: "Flynn said Beaman broke a girl's arm on a bus in the eighth grade, attacked a therapist in Colorado and has a history of assaulting his younger brothers. His criminal record in Colorado includes three pages of arrests for assault, larceny, forgery, theft, marijuana possession, probation violations and contempt of court, according to Colorado Bureau of Investigation records."

AND

"Means, who told the victim she herself suffered a broken back and two fractured ribs at the hands of her son, is the founder of Women of Means Inc., a nonprofit that provides free medical care to homeless women."

OMFG are you serious? 1 year of PMITA prision is the LEAST the judge could do for this douchebag.
 
2008-05-05 01:54:38 AM  
MonkeyBoy666: Bloody William: Hate to put the brakes on the schaudenfreude, but... the biatch is already out. He got credit for 100 days served, and is now on 3 years' probation. Slap on the wrist.

Actually, no. He was sentenced to a year, so only 100 days of the sentence have been served. That means he has another 265 days to go. And you just know this jackass is going to do something wrong when he's on the inside so he doesn't get off for good behavior. After serving his sentence he gets to spend an additional 3 years on probation.

Now, that's not to say that he's definitely inside - rich scum like this are frequently able to postpone serving their sentence until after their conviction gets appealed. However since thiss particular douchebag has already spent 100 days in jail, the likelihood of him being released is rather low - defendants are more likely to get a release before trial, so if he couldn't get out before he's unlikely to be out and about now.


/IANAL


Still, that makes me feel a little better. Thank you for easing my class warring proletariat heart.

The schaudenfreude, it is almost as delicious as, hopefully, the poutine I'm gonna have tomorrow at Pomme Frites.

/Has been meaning to head down there ever since he came to New York, but never got around to it.
//Maybe poutine, maybe a nice curry sauce? I hear their chips are amazing.
 
2008-05-05 01:55:03 AM  
i86.photobucket.com
 
2008-05-05 01:55:47 AM  
viccellini: DeRosso: To bad there is no pic of the girl - but at least we all know she's hittable

/Ba-da-tsssch

Could you possibly be more inhumane?


Ok:
How do we know she's not a virgin? He was hitting her at the time

/Thank you, thank you - here all week!
 
2008-05-05 01:55:52 AM  
Phaid

God help me, I LOLed.
 
2008-05-05 01:56:17 AM  
I just wanted to say, I went into a coughing fit due to the reaction shots.
 
2008-05-05 01:57:15 AM  
img.villagephotos.com

Approves.
 
2008-05-05 01:58:11 AM  
tonesskin: Wow. So cheating deserves a beating. That's awesome. I guess someone got hurt by a wittle cheater girl. Poor baby.

Well that's a fallacy first of all. But anything that involves antagonizing people on that extreme emotional level would deserve some consideration by a prosecutor/jury. This is nothing new.

Gunther: So it's OK to beat women as long as you don't cause "major injury"?

... You do know you're a goddamn moron right?


The government shouldn't waste its time prosecuting people for minor offenses when the other person clearly brought it upon themselves by acting like a total degenerate or actively instigating other people. I'd say the same thing about two guys in a bar fight if one of them was in the other's face all night too. Every person knows what can happen if you do that kind of thing, it's common sense.

A "goddam moron"? Who are you, Holden Caulfield?
 
2008-05-05 01:59:30 AM  
img148.imageshack.us

He's related to this guy?

/obscure?
 
2008-05-05 02:00:40 AM  
I just came in here to say one thing:

That guy looks like a complete jerk off.
 
2008-05-05 02:00:52 AM  
Among Beaman's supporters was his mother, Dr. Roseanna H. Means, who took out a restraining order against her son after he allegedly pushed her down stairs at her Wellesley home Dec. 10, 2006, court records show.

What an idiot-- for the love of all humankind she needs to keep her son off the streets.

The put down dogs with sudden rage syndrome-- why not "people" like Christopher Be-a-man?

Why did this 24 year old date a 30 year old punk like him anyway?
 
2008-05-05 02:01:30 AM  
thread useless without pics of dude with four collars


/not sure why....
//penor
 
2008-05-05 02:01:44 AM  
Phaid

Please please somebody post a blank so us talentless hacks can turn this asshole into a meme.
 
2008-05-05 02:02:29 AM  
The Ravaging Ungulate: Why did this 24 year old date a 30 year old punk like him anyway?

Actually, he's the 24 year old. She was 30. And as to why... probably has something to do with the money.
 
2008-05-05 02:03:13 AM  
You folks need to read the comments section following the story. A few of his friends and his youngest brother have showed up to defend him. The victim's sister showed up and pwned them all.

Vic's sis tells the brother (in so many words) "if you would have pressed charges on him for his attack on you, perhaps he would have gotten the treatment earlier and he wouldn't have nearly killed my sister..."

BTW, the brother and friends are claiming that the family doesn't even know who Henry Cabot Lodge is. (He's the great-grandfather) I completely call BS on that claim, hell anyone with a knowledge of American history knows that name, much less if he was your great-grandad. (That's just not that far removed for a direct descendent.) It would be kind of like claiming tha you didn't know who Teddy Roosevelts was, when he is your great-grandfather. Besides, it would either be their dad's or mom's cousin (I wasn't sure if Lodge descendency was from the paternal or maternal side of the family) was a fairly well known politician who shared the name with his grandfather. Again, I just find it nearly impossible to believe that his descendents, living in an area where the Lodge name is still well known, just have no idea about their great-grandfather. Hell, my great-grandfather was just another farmer, nobody immigrant and even I know who he was.
 
2008-05-05 02:03:57 AM  
anonymousehalfhappa:
Actually I don't know about the overall feelings, but I have to try to sell clothing to big fat rich women that treat me like their personal slave, then leave the fitting room covered in clothing and buy one $10 clearance shirt.


You work at Lane Bryant?
 
2008-05-05 02:04:03 AM  
Surprised this hasn't been posted yet:

news.xinhuanet.com
 
2008-05-05 02:04:26 AM  
His grandfather was Henry Cabot Henhouse the Third????

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Chicken
 
2008-05-05 02:05:24 AM  
Bloody William: What's a young Rick Jones doing with those WASPs?

superdeluxe.typepad.com
I'm Rick JAMES, biatch!
 
2008-05-05 02:07:02 AM  
I'm gonna get raped?!?
multimedia.heraldinteractive.com
 
2008-05-05 02:07:48 AM  
When I was younger....I hate to share a story like this, but this is fark. When I was younger there was a young, rich douche in training that went to my sister's school. Yes, we lived in a place where the amount of money you had made a HUGE difference in what you got to do- the things you could get away with.

Anyway, one day this douche invites a girl over to his house- an especially naive shy one who had these really weird, old parents who were super strict and sheltering. He thought it was a good idea to get her super, super drunk, and when she passed out he calls his buddies over and he rapes her with a screwdriver. And by rapes I mean he stabbed her repeatedly so brutally that she had to go to the hospital and have her uterus removed. Her uterus REMOVED. Let me just be clear. She will never be able to have children.

She was 15 years old, and she dropped out of school when this happened, totally unable to cope. Part of this was that this kid and rich ass fark hopes he dies in hell father somehow managed to get his only punishment to be a TRACKING DEVICE on his ankle. He goes back to school, and BRAGS about this all over campus.

The girl was a friend of my sister's, and this was part of a series of events that just made her get out of that school and go to a charter school.
 
2008-05-05 02:08:43 AM  
lawboy87: BTW, the brother and friends are claiming that the family doesn't even know who Henry Cabot Lodge is. (He's the great-grandfather) I completely call BS on that claim, hell anyone with a knowledge of American history knows that name, much less if he was your great-grandad. (That's just not that far removed for a direct descendent.) It would be kind of like claiming tha you didn't know who Teddy Roosevelts was, when he is your great-grandfather. Besides, it would either be their dad's or mom's cousin (I wasn't sure if Lodge descendency was from the paternal or maternal side of the family) was a fairly well known politician who shared the name with his grandfather. Again, I just find it nearly impossible to believe that his descendents, living in an area where the Lodge name is still well known, just have no idea about their great-grandfather. Hell, my great-grandfather was just another farmer, nobody immigrant and even I know who he was.

They're rich and spoiled...what do they care about where their wealth came from? And what percentage of Americans know who Teddy Roosevelt is? 20%?
 
2008-05-05 02:10:01 AM  
aerojockey: This guy is the reason prison rape is funny.

I don't think of prison rape as funny, but I still kinda hope it happens to this guy.
 
2008-05-05 02:10:15 AM  
Solar Plexus!: You work at Lane Bryant?

No, I am just seeing lot of fat people these days. It's kinda scary actually. Most of the are ELFFs

/Lane Bryant is across the way
//And the girls that work there are huuuuge
///Evil Little Fat Folk
 
2008-05-05 02:10:59 AM  
ftfa: In February, Beaman asked the court to have his GPS monitoring bracelet removed because it "hurts my ankle" during Frisbee games, according to an affidavit.



i hope someone breaks his farking ankle in prison during a particularly violent ass-raping, then maybe he'll have something to be a whiney little biatch about.
 
2008-05-05 02:11:06 AM  
ambercat: When I was younger....I hate to share a story like this, but this is fark. When I was younger there was a young, rich douche in training that went to my sister's school. Yes, we lived in a place where the amount of money you had made a HUGE difference in what you got to do- the things you could get away with.

Anyway, one day this douche invites a girl over to his house- an especially naive shy one who had these really weird, old parents who were super strict and sheltering. He thought it was a good idea to get her super, super drunk, and when she passed out he calls his buddies over and he rapes her with a screwdriver. And by rapes I mean he stabbed her repeatedly so brutally that she had to go to the hospital and have her uterus removed. Her uterus REMOVED. Let me just be clear. She will never be able to have children.

She was 15 years old, and she dropped out of school when this happened, totally unable to cope. Part of this was that this kid and rich ass fark hopes he dies in hell father somehow managed to get his only punishment to be a TRACKING DEVICE on his ankle. He goes back to school, and BRAGS about this all over campus.

The girl was a friend of my sister's, and this was part of a series of events that just made her get out of that school and go to a charter school.


That is one of the most disgusting stories I've ever heard.
 
2008-05-05 02:11:13 AM  
Only one year! This little shiat should have gotten 20 minimum. Hell, that teengirl squad that beat that other teen girl up will most likely get at least 10 years. But then again, Teen Girl Squad were white trash where as he is rich.

Really, the only brightside is that ass kicking this guy is going to get in jail. Richie Rich may think he's the king of the streets by beating up girls, but those in jail are going to show him that he's just a biatch. Seeing as how they get newspapers and television news, those who will be with him in the holding cell will get plenty of time to beat him up and rape his virgin ass.

Sadly, jails tend to count days as 2:1, so he'll be out before Christmas. Hopefully a criminal record for felony assault will keep him from any meaningful job. Though, for beating up a girl as badly as he did, and not really see anything wrong with it, after jail, his ass needs to be put into a mental institution.
 
2008-05-05 02:11:35 AM  
ambercat: When I was younger....I hate to share a story like this, but this is fark. When I was younger there was a young, rich douche in training that went to my sister's school. Yes, we lived in a place where the amount of money you had made a HUGE difference in what you got to do- the things you could get away with.

Anyway, one day this douche invites a girl over to his house- an especially naive shy one who had these really weird, old parents who were super strict and sheltering. He thought it was a good idea to get her super, super drunk, and when she passed out he calls his buddies over and he rapes her with a screwdriver. And by rapes I mean he stabbed her repeatedly so brutally that she had to go to the hospital and have her uterus removed. Her uterus REMOVED. Let me just be clear. She will never be able to have children.

She was 15 years old, and she dropped out of school when this happened, totally unable to cope. Part of this was that this kid and rich ass fark hopes he dies in hell father somehow managed to get his only punishment to be a TRACKING DEVICE on his ankle. He goes back to school, and BRAGS about this all over campus.

The girl was a friend of my sister's, and this was part of a series of events that just made her get out of that school and go to a charter school.


That is so horrible in many ways. I really am at a loss of words.
 
2008-05-05 02:11:54 AM  
img.villagephotos.com
 
2008-05-05 02:11:58 AM  
ambercat: When I was younger....I hate to share a story like this, but this is fark. When I was younger there was a young, rich douche in training that went to my sister's school. Yes, we lived in a place where the amount of money you had made a HUGE difference in what you got to do- the things you could get away with.

Anyway, one day this douche invites a girl over to his house- an especially naive shy one who had these really weird, old parents who were super strict and sheltering. He thought it was a good idea to get her super, super drunk, and when she passed out he calls his buddies over and he rapes her with a screwdriver. And by rapes I mean he stabbed her repeatedly so brutally that she had to go to the hospital and have her uterus removed. Her uterus REMOVED. Let me just be clear. She will never be able to have children.

She was 15 years old, and she dropped out of school when this happened, totally unable to cope. Part of this was that this kid and rich ass fark hopes he dies in hell father somehow managed to get his only punishment to be a TRACKING DEVICE on his ankle. He goes back to school, and BRAGS about this all over campus.

The girl was a friend of my sister's, and this was part of a series of events that just made her get out of that school and go to a charter school.


When did this happen?
 
2008-05-05 02:12:46 AM  
img2.timeinc.net

Too obscure?
 
2008-05-05 02:13:52 AM  
If your sickness is hurting you, that's sad.

If your sickness is hurting other people, then you need to get treatment. I don't care if you're struggling with your problems, if your disorder (which I acknowledge can be valid from a psychiatric perspective) means that you are a threat to those around you, you should be in intensive treatment, locked up until you can be certain that you are NOT a farking threat. It's not an excuse and it's not a way to get out of trouble. You can't just say "Oh, I have this stuff that's in the DSM" and expect it to be alright. If you ARE so sick that you might attack other people, you need to be treated until you are certain that it's under control.

That said, this guy doesn't have IED. Like the article says, he has APD, which is, as a disorder, more indicative that he's a horrible little coont who thinks rules will never apply to him.
 
2008-05-05 02:17:20 AM  
I just want to say:

MOAR PHOTOSHOP! This thread needs moar funnay!
 
2008-05-05 02:18:04 AM  
tonesskin:

When did this happen?

A little more then a decade ago. In california.
 
2008-05-05 02:18:51 AM  
DeadPlasmaCell

You win the internets, all of it.
 
2008-05-05 02:19:44 AM  
ambercat: When I was younger....I hate to share a story like this, but this is fark. When I was younger there was a young, rich douche in training that went to my sister's school. Yes, we lived in a place where the amount of money you had made a HUGE difference in what you got to do- the things you could get away with.

Anyway, one day this douche invites a girl over to his house- an especially naive shy one who had these really weird, old parents who were super strict and sheltering. He thought it was a good idea to get her super, super drunk, and when she passed out he calls his buddies over and he rapes her with a screwdriver. And by rapes I mean he stabbed her repeatedly so brutally that she had to go to the hospital and have her uterus removed. Her uterus REMOVED. Let me just be clear. She will never be able to have children.

She was 15 years old, and she dropped out of school when this happened, totally unable to cope. Part of this was that this kid and rich ass fark hopes he dies in hell father somehow managed to get his only punishment to be a TRACKING DEVICE on his ankle. He goes back to school, and BRAGS about this all over campus.

The girl was a friend of my sister's, and this was part of a series of events that just made her get out of that school and go to a charter school.




Damn that's screwed up... good thing your sister bolted from there.
 
2008-05-05 02:20:45 AM  
beastie dr: OttoDog:
I'd imagine he's probably gotten into it with quite a few guys, too, but generally speaking- even a guy who gets "beat up" isn't going to take this all the way to court. Probably even with a lacerated liver. We shall never know.


This guy strikes me as the type that would run his mouth and get into a fight with some guys. He would lose and then go to the cops.

Bloody William: I've been having a major biatch-off with some friends about the state of the Marvel Universe

DC Universe FTW!
 
2008-05-05 02:22:40 AM  
ambercat: When I was younger....I hate to share a story like this, but this is fark. When I was younger there was a young, rich douche in training that went to my sister's school. Yes, we lived in a place where the amount of money you had made a HUGE difference in what you got to do- the things you could get away with.

Anyway, one day this douche invites a girl over to his house- an especially naive shy one who had these really weird, old parents who were super strict and sheltering. He thought it was a good idea to get her super, super drunk, and when she passed out he calls his buddies over and he rapes her with a screwdriver. And by rapes I mean he stabbed her repeatedly so brutally that she had to go to the hospital and have her uterus removed. Her uterus REMOVED. Let me just be clear. She will never be able to have children.

She was 15 years old, and she dropped out of school when this happened, totally unable to cope. Part of this was that this kid and rich ass fark hopes he dies in hell father somehow managed to get his only punishment to be a TRACKING DEVICE on his ankle. He goes back to school, and BRAGS about this all over campus.

The girl was a friend of my sister's, and this was part of a series of events that just made her get out of that school and go to a charter school.


Jeebis, that's awful.
 
2008-05-05 02:23:40 AM  
Davescookies: And just think, if he'd claimed autism or bi-polar disorder, he'd be a free man. What a dumbass.

There was this one male teacher in my HS who got caught for doing sexual stuff with minors. Tried using bipolar as a defense, and the jury didn't buy it.
 
2008-05-05 02:23:45 AM  
Aar1012: beastie dr: OttoDog:
I'd imagine he's probably gotten into it with quite a few guys, too, but generally speaking- even a guy who gets "beat up" isn't going to take this all the way to court. Probably even with a lacerated liver. We shall never know.

This guy strikes me as the type that would run his mouth and get into a fight with some guys. He would lose and then go to the cops.

Bloody William: I've been having a major biatch-off with some friends about the state of the Marvel Universe

DC Universe FTW!


Not a whole lot better, man. Yet Another Freaking Crisis to try to put right all the bullshiat the LAST Crisis brought about, plus rumors that Grant Morrison is killing off Batman?

Of course, Grant Morrison's main-book arcs are generally retconned at best, treated entirely as "Elseworlds"-ish shiat at worst.

Anyone read All-Star Superman #1? Can Frank Quitely draw anyone who doesn't look like they walked face-first into a door? And what the fark is with the rainbow-coated genetic Willy Wonka breeding different Bizarro clones that Superman is PERFECTLY FINE WITH?
 
2008-05-05 02:25:00 AM  
Apply directly to the forehead
i201.photobucket.com

the world will be a better place without you, just don't take anyone with you.
 
2008-05-05 02:27:05 AM  
ambercat: When I was younger....I hate to share a story like this, but this is fark. When I was younger there was a young, rich douche in training that went to my sister's school. Yes, we lived in a place where the amount of money you had made a HUGE difference in what you got to do- the things you could get away with.

Anyway, one day this douche invites a girl over to his house- an especially naive shy one who had these really weird, old parents who were super strict and sheltering. He thought it was a good idea to get her super, super drunk, and when she passed out he calls his buddies over and he rapes her with a screwdriver. And by rapes I mean he stabbed her repeatedly so brutally that she had to go to the hospital and have her uterus removed. Her uterus REMOVED. Let me just be clear. She will never be able to have children.

She was 15 years old, and she dropped out of school when this happened, totally unable to cope. Part of this was that this kid and rich ass fark hopes he dies in hell father somehow managed to get his only punishment to be a TRACKING DEVICE on his ankle. He goes back to school, and BRAGS about this all over campus.

The girl was a friend of my sister's, and this was part of a series of events that just made her get out of that school and go to a charter school.


Poor girl - what an awful story.
 
2008-05-05 02:27:31 AM  
ambercat: When I was younger....I hate to share a story like this, but this is fark. When I was younger there was a young, rich douche in training that went to my sister's school. Yes, we lived in a place where the amount of money you had made a HUGE difference in what you got to do- the things you could get away with.

Anyway, one day this douche invites a girl over to his house- an especially naive shy one who had these really weird, old parents who were super strict and sheltering. He thought it was a good idea to get her super, super drunk, and when she passed out he calls his buddies over and he rapes her with a screwdriver. And by rapes I mean he stabbed her repeatedly so brutally that she had to go to the hospital and have her uterus removed. Her uterus REMOVED. Let me just be clear. She will never be able to have children.

She was 15 years old, and she dropped out of school when this happened, totally unable to cope. Part of this was that this kid and rich ass fark hopes he dies in hell father somehow managed to get his only punishment to be a TRACKING DEVICE on his ankle. He goes back to school, and BRAGS about this all over campus.

The girl was a friend of my sister's, and this was part of a series of events that just made her get out of that school and go to a charter school.


That's horrible. I'm really sorry.
 
2008-05-05 02:27:39 AM  
mew666666: Damn that's screwed up... good thing your sister bolted from there.

heh
 
2008-05-05 02:28:07 AM  
Why have we not seen a response linking "intermittent explosive disorder" with Taco Bell?


/disappointed.
 
2008-05-05 02:28:24 AM  
The government shouldn't waste its time prosecuting people for minor offenses when the other person clearly brought it upon themselves by acting like a total degenerate or actively instigating other people. I'd say the same thing about two guys in a bar fight if one of them was in the other's face all night too. Every person knows what can happen if you do that kind of thing, it's common sense.

Yeah, I guess they deserve it. Women, huh? can't live with 'em, can't beat 'em without some libtard crying about it.

A "goddam moron"? Who are you, Holden Caulfield?

Yes. Yes I am. Now I suppose you'll probably want to know where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don't feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth.

//From memory, probably wrong.
 
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