intermittent explosive disorder, depression and marijuana dependence

Sounds like me after Taco Bell.

Bizarre non sequitur at the end of TFA.

His former girlfriend left the courthouse with her parents, who planned to treat her to lunch.

/and then they went to Disneyland?

Best part of the story:

Beaman's attorney, Charles H. Riley III, said his client was diagnosed by Dr. Michael J. Ostacher of Massachusetts General Hospital with intermittent explosive disorder, depression and marijuana dependence, which is in remission.

Baaaa hahahaha.

Phaid: Hey this won't take long, right? I have to be at the gym in 26 minutes.

Dammit Phaid! Beat me by 15 seconds!

This guy doesn't realize that, had his parents NOT had $$$, he'd already've been the Juvie biatch o' the Month once or twice, and hit the state house a couple of times.
Every family tree can use a good pruning now and then.

intermittent explosive disorder?

/more like continuous asshole disorder.

In cases like this, you always see a psychologist arguing for leniency. That's because the defendant gets to choose his own expert witness. I think the majority view in the therapeutic professions is that some jail time is just what someone like this needs, to help him see the consequences of his actions.

Is there anyone, anyone at all, who wants to argue that this guy shouldn't go to jail?

Number 4 shows a picture of a woman with a nipple on the side of her torso.

Didn't "Law & Order" have an episode like this a few years back?

Hate to put the brakes on the schaudenfreude, but... the biatch is already out. He got credit for 100 days served, and is now on 3 years' probation. Slap on the wrist.

Also, I have to say...

In February, Beaman asked the court to have his GPS monitoring bracelet removed because it "hurts my ankle" during Frisbee games, according to an affidavit.

Douchebag.

A courtroom "filled" with 11 family and friends???
Sounds like a real popular guy.

And why the fark would the woman continue to defend him from her hostpital bed?
This story is filled with asshats.

You know he's a douchebag* because his family reacts with sadness at the sentence. You can tell they wouldn't give a crap if he had gotten away with it.

*Other way to tell is by just looking at him.

What has Law & Order not had an episode about?

While this behavior isn't tolerable, the articleinsinuates that his lawyer is referencing some fictitious condition.


"petite former girlfriend" And her size matters, why?
"emotional victim impact statement" Because emotional bias is totally acceptable in a courts decision, amirite?

While the guy's got serious problems, the story is portraying this as a "He big, bad, woman hater" kind of situation.

What's a young Rick Jones doing with those WASPs?

Say it!! Say "chowdah"!!

Hoarf: NYZooMan: BAH!
One year means he likely won't even be sent to prison, just the local lockup which is like going to camp for the kids.

Um, no. I work at a local lock-up, and it sure ain't anything like a camp.

you're supposed to add "and i'm getting a kick out of these replies..."

/n00bs

Or Prince. Should have said Prince.

Monkeypillow: While this behavior isn't tolerable, the articleinsinuates that his lawyer is referencing some fictitious condition.


"petite former girlfriend" And her size matters, why?
"emotional victim impact statement" Because emotional bias is totally acceptable in a courts decision, amirite?

While the guy's got serious problems, the story is portraying this as a "He big, bad, woman hater" kind of situation.

If the girl's petite, then getting punched by a 6'6" angry yuppie punk can do a LOT more damage than a large woman or even a relatively short man. 90 pound girl could freaking shatter from that.

phelmes: Hoarf: Um, no. I work at a local lock-up, and it sure ain't anything like a camp.

Yea, but are you getting a kick out of these replies?

damn you.

/shakes angry fist

Hoarf: NYZooMan: BAH!
One year means he likely won't even be sent to prison, just the local lockup which is like going to camp for the kids.

Um, no. I work at a local lock-up, and it sure ain't anything like a camp.

Maybe you just had better camps.

fta His former girlfriend left the courthouse with her parents, who planned to treat her to lunch.

she plans on having tuna on toast with a side of cottage cheese.

/why stop there?

Taze him. Just for sh#ts and giggles.

NYZooMan: Hoarf: NYZooMan: BAH!
One year means he likely won't even be sent to prison, just the local lockup which is like going to camp for the kids.

Um, no. I work at a local lock-up, and it sure ain't anything like a camp.

Maybe you just had better camps.

Win.

I would love for the prosecution to bring up sentences for poor black men who have committed a similar string of violent crimes and cite it as precedent at the sentancing hearing. Oh what's that? 15 years in prison eh? Oops. Guess you shouldn't punch chicks in the liver, douchebag.

Bloody William: What's a young Rick Jones doing with those WASPs?

Who the fark is Rick Jones? I'm sure you meant Rick James.

REDARMYVODKA: you're supposed to add "and i'm getting a kick out of these replies..."

/n00bs


And YOU'RE supposed to spell it "vodak".

/n00-
//checks account number...
///shiat.

PLEASE become a meme! PLEASE!

Rich kid viciously attacks former girlfriend, claims he has "intermittent explosive disorder".

I love how he tried to use "sometimes I get really, really mad" as a defense.

Monkeypillow:
While the guy's got serious problems, the story is portraying this as a "He big, bad, woman hater" kind of situation.

Uh, yeah...broke his mom's back, tore some little Deb's liver. Maybe not just a "woman hater", but there's at least two he doesn't sound real keen on.

Bloody William:If the girl's petite, then getting punched by a 6'6" angry yuppie punk can do a LOT more damage than a large woman or even a relatively short man. 90 pound girl could freaking shatter from that.

Sorry, didn't read the article all the way through.

What a douche.

ADubs86: Bloody William: What's a young Rick Jones doing with those WASPs?

Who the fark is Rick Jones? I'm sure you meant Rick James.

Goddammit. Sorry, I'm all Marvel-ed out this weekend. Iron Man kicked ass and I've been having a major biatch-off with some friends about the state of the Marvel Universe. Rick Jones was the sidekick of... pretty much half of the farking Marvel superheroes, but nobody really knows what he's been doing lately.

I MEANT to say Prince. But yeah, Rick James.

This post makes me want to go where he is and just farkin drop him.
No warning, just BOOM - knocked the fark out.
Oh...sorry...I suffer from intermittant explosive disorder. I'm sure YOU understand. Here let me help you up. BOOM. shiat, there it goes again.

I feel sorry for the kid - I myself suffer from intermittent piss on your neighbor's cat disorder, so I know what he's going through...

ADubs86: Bloody William: What's a young Rick Jones doing with those WASPs?

Who the fark is Rick Jones? I'm sure you meant Rick James.


Doesn't he run OCP? OCP runs the cops, ask Clarence Boddicker.

/he usually goes by Dick though

Clinicians at Bridgewater State Hospital...diagnosed (Beaman) with an anti-social personality disorder.

Beaman disgusts me none the less.

"Intermittent explosive disorder"? So that's what we're calling narcissism now?

OK. I'll make a note.

Bloody William: ADubs86: Bloody William: What's a young Rick Jones doing with those WASPs?

Who the fark is Rick Jones? I'm sure you meant Rick James.

Goddammit. Sorry, I'm all Marvel-ed out this weekend. Iron Man kicked ass and I've been having a major biatch-off with some friends about the state of the Marvel Universe. Rick Jones was the sidekick of... pretty much half of the farking Marvel superheroes, but nobody really knows what he's been doing lately.

I MEANT to say Prince. But yeah, Rick James.

It's all good. I see what you mean with Prince.

OttoDog:Uh, yeah...broke his mom's back, tore some little Deb's liver. Maybe not just a "woman hater", but there's at least two he doesn't sound real keen on.

Again, I didn't read all the way through.

Monkeypillow:

On the off chance that you are not trolling,

While this behavior isn't tolerable, the articleinsinuates that his lawyer is referencing some fictitious condition.

I didn't get that; the article does say there was testimony that he did not have the condition. It would not have absolved him of criminal responsibility in any event.

"petite former girlfriend" And her size matters, why?

Vulnerability of victim in relation to the 6'6 defendant is a factor to consider in sentencing.

"emotional victim impact statement" Because emotional bias is totally acceptable in a courts decision, amirite?

The victim was allowed to give a statement, during which she became emotional. The judge did not show any "bias." Really, one year in prison is a chickenshiat outcome given his criminal history and the gravity of this offense- in an argument over nothing, he severely damaged her internal organs. He should've gotten 5 years.

While the guy's got serious problems, the story is portraying this as a "He big, bad, woman hater" kind of situation.

I read it as an evenhanded portrayal of evidence that depicted a sociopath in full bloom.

Stealthdozer: Clinicians at Bridgewater State Hospital...diagnosed (Beaman) with an anti-social personality disorder.

Beaman disgusts me none the less.

Well, both ASP and IED are in the DSM. IED is an impulse control disorder where you can actually explode in violent fits of rage. ASP is basically the technical psychiatric term that says that you are a massive coont who thinks you can get away with whatever you want and that the rules do not apply to you.

Neither is a valid defense, if you ask me. Court-ordered treatment shouldn't come without time locked up somewhere to ensure that you can be in public without being utterly horrible and violent.

Monkeypillow:
Again, I didn't read all the way through.

S'cool. Thought you might be trollin'.

he sounds like a barbarian

APD, not ASP. Damn, I need to edit my posts better.

Rick Jones looks like this one dude that was going door to door trying to sell a frozen chicken thigh family pack. After I said no he offered to wash all the windows in my house for five dollars.

I just LOVE when I get to indulge my class envy.


/Hopes douchebag gets buggered twice a day and comes out a better woman for it.

Well, I'm sure it's her own fault.