Bah... just bring some tarter sauce to the meal and pretend you're at Long John Silver's.

Tastes like chicken!

Just put in her bass..

/nothin

Wow. How douche is that?

I smoke, so I can't smell. I'd hit it.

Not impressed

/has to be obscure, even for Fark...

Holy carp

Is that a typo in the headline. Shouldn't it read "women"?

I often smell like fish, so I'm getting a kick out of this thread.


/don't look at me like that, dolphins gotta eat!

"Good morning, ladies!"

/Can't believe nobody said that yet.

sucks for her, but I'd bet she's glad the doctors finally figured it trout.

CravenMorehead: Is that a typo in the headline. Shouldn't it read "women"?

Yeeeeeeeeeah, women really shouldn't smell like fish. If they actually do, there's something so majorly wrong. Even if we're talking coonts, there's something really, really wrong there. Any time anything has even been mildly fishy down there, something else was going on.

I'm angling for this girl, hopefully none of her ex's will consider me anemone. If they do I'll make them walk the plankton at the point of my swordfish, and since I'd be acting like a pirate I'd yell "GAR!" at the end of all me sentences. Epididymis.

Has she been checked for crabs?

I'm disappointed in this thread - not one single clam joke.

For shame, farkers.

Is it just me, or was that one of the worst reports ever?

1) Why does this make evening news?
2) The sound effect and ramp-up walkthrough the lab to the doc was so embarrassingly cheesy I winced.
3) They spell the disorder 2 different ways, trimethylamine, trimethylamanera, and the right way is Trimethylaminuria.
4) How can some be a "victim" of a disorder? Last I checked, disorders aren't vindictive or involved in morals whatsoever
5) The phrase "women of color." I'm not even gonna touch how stupid that is.

/$#&% your evening news

Wow, this is only the 4th time this article has been on Fark. Is Fark a victim of Hollywooditis?

Synonyms for odor...
aroma,
bouquet,
fetor,
fragrance,
perfume,
scent,
aroma,
stench.

ShockTsunami: Is it just me, or was that one of the worst reports ever?

1) Why does this make evening news?
2) The sound effect and ramp-up walkthrough the lab to the doc was so embarrassingly cheesy I winced.
3) They spell the disorder 2 different ways, trimethylamine, trimethylamanera, and the right way is Trimethylaminuria.
4) How can some be a "victim" of a disorder? Last I checked, disorders aren't vindictive or involved in morals whatsoever
5) The phrase "women of color." I'm not even gonna touch how stupid that is.

/$#&% your evening news

WIN

I gotta ask why some one would even allow a reporter to come within a nose shot of them if they had this disorder, let alone allow them to write a story about it. There are just some things people should not tell the news about themsleves. This is right at the top of the list. Also, I gotta wonder about the reporter who thought this was a hot story. It must be a reallllly slow newsday, huh.

"Mom, why are those pelicans following us?"

That stinks

Mobro4000 ooooh. it's a syndrome now? first, too much coffee was upgraded to restless leg syndrome, too much sugar was upgraded to A.D.D., now this!

You idiot.

dbirchall: If I were her husband, I'd be saying "not tonight, honey, I have a haddock" an awful lot. Just for the halibut.

I snortled beer through my nose

Just for the Halibut, her employer should Grouper with other smelly coworkers so no one will start a Roe. Her pants looked a little tight on her, I think the problem stems from her Snapper being squeezed inside her jeans like a Sardine in a can. Until now she has been able to Skate through life with this affliction. It is nice to see that children still accept her, what sweet little Urchins they are.

I heard that fish smell the way they do because she waded into the ocean once and the smell never left.

It's on the local news because Dateline recently did a report on a woman who had it; so some local schlub did some 'investigating' of his own.

The woman on Dateline (or whichever one of those shows, I forget tbh) was very attractive and very intelligent; and you could tell that having the disorder had farked with her mind pretty hard.

Came here for misogynistic jokes. Feeling pretty let down at the moment.

somebody throw that fish back in the water....

Quantum Apostrophe:

Husband? HUSBAND? She can get married and I can't even get a lunch date? WTF?

Heehee, that was my question ;) Seriously, WTF???

Sorry Charlie, have you douched lately?

Approves.

the first time I gave oral to a girl was at a high school dance, she smelled so bad. so pungent that vag smell was, my friends all had a good laugh as I reek up the entire station wagon like pussy.

I was so turned off by the smell , it was a couple years before I went down again.

One of the student workers at the college I work for smells truly awful. He seem sto shower regularly, but the guy just produces horrific odors. To compound matters, he wears this baby-powder scented deodorant that doesn't so much as hide the smell, but amplifies it to this mutant mix of B.O. and baby powder.

You can tell where he's been, 10 minutes after he's left the room. But he's such a hard worker, and so incredibly sweet and helpful that it'd be like kicking a puppy to say anything. A really stinky puppy.

volcs0: Not impressed

/has to be obscure, even for Fark...

Peter Sellers in "The Party".

grimnir: Mobro4000 ooooh. it's a syndrome now? first, too much coffee was upgraded to restless leg syndrome, too much sugar was upgraded to A.D.D., now this!

You idiot.

Why did you bother with the period? That's not even close to a sentence. Didn't you diagram this before posting? Where is your verb???!??!??!?!111

"A trimethylaminuria-like condition has also been observed in a certain breed of Rhode Island Red chicken that produces eggs with a fishy smell, especially after eating food containing a high proportion of rapeseed." (?)

/do not want

I bet she doesn't own any cats.

I'd hit it, fish smell and all.

come on girls

Giant_Scrotum: the first time I gave oral to a girl was at a high school dance, she smelled so bad. so pungent that vag smell was, my friends all had a good laugh as I reek up the entire station wagon like pussy.

I was so turned off by the smell , it was a couple years before I went down again.

the implications of that story are really, really disturbing. were the friends in the station wagon at the time? or did the smell just stick to you afterwards?

Shani: BikerRay: volcs0: Not impressed

/has to be obscure, even for Fark...

Peter Sellers in "The Party".

Darn! Ya beat me to it!
Birdy Num Nums ftw!

Nice.

I love that scene when he is walking up the stairs behind the woman, and he smells the fish. Pretty risque for 1968...

Would hit it

Why were doctors telling her that it was all in her head when she smelled badly? Did she see guys with allergies who couldn't smell her?

viggo81: especially after eating food containing a high proportion of rapeseed." (?)

/do not want

Don't eat any canola oil, then.

TaiFong: That's too bad. Nobody will want to cuttle with her.

Win.

My wife has never even once smelled fishy. She uses body wash and water.
Why do some people think every woman smells like fish? I don't get it.

viccellini: My wife has never even once smelled fishy. She uses body wash and water.
Why do some people think every woman smells like fish? I don't get it.

PRAY YOU NEVER DO!

"...Reminds me of this girl I used to go with, Yvonne, she smelled like fish."