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(Independent)   British royals have been so ugly, for so long, that by British media standards, Princess Beatrice is considered hot (w/pic)   (independent.co.uk) divider line 373
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2008-05-04 04:22:33 PM  
So young, and already those boobies are going way too far south.
 
2008-05-04 04:22:44 PM  
img81.imageshack.us
 
2008-05-04 04:23:01 PM  
I'd hit it. She's got $$$$$. That buys you some cred.
 
2008-05-04 04:23:57 PM  
Chub is the only imperfection I really don't like, probably cause I'm kinda on the skinny side myself, and I really don't like my women weighing more than me. Fatties are also kinda nasty.

/2 cents
 
2008-05-04 04:24:20 PM  
JustBreathinHeavy: If you put your head between her thighs, you wouldn't be able to hear the stereo.

/I'd still hit it


maybe you could hear the ocean?
 
2008-05-04 04:25:24 PM  
Princess Beatrice is totally hot, if you're into chicks that look like John Lithgow.

I'll be in my bunk.

Wait, they're German?

I'll be in my bunker.
 
2008-05-04 04:26:11 PM  
Looking at at her face you can really see she's her father's daughter.
 
2008-05-04 04:26:42 PM  
Pic FTFA is scary.

Bikini pics?

I'd wear it out.

/but that's the best thing about vaginas
//they don't wear out
///a day or two of rest and it's like new again!
 
2008-05-04 04:28:11 PM  
zombieninja: JustBreathinHeavy: If you put your head between her thighs, you wouldn't be able to hear the stereo.

/I'd still hit it

maybe you could hear the ocean?


Probably not. But I'm sure I could smell it.
 
2008-05-04 04:29:19 PM  
craigdamage: I will tell you the secret of what makes pretty much ANY woman look a whole lot better even if she is overweight or ugly.

MY D*CK IN HER MOUTH


I don't think I'd find that look very attractive at all.

 
2008-05-04 04:32:54 PM  
funsized: A good bra makes SUCH a difference! I finally got some new ones--my boyfriend pointed out that my old ones were ripping and about to give up the ghost--and I was astonished that suddenly all the shirts I thought I had grown out of, fit again, because the girls were reigned in and lifted.

Observe as the counter in your profile skyrockets!
 
2008-05-04 04:32:58 PM  
craigdamage: I am in my forties.

I have learned this in my years:

Guys who are way too demanding of women and have too high expectations and or standards are chronic masturbating no p*ssy getting loser homo-spas retards.

Guys who tolerate imperfections and are willing to look past imperfections are super sex machines like me.


I'm not 40, but I learned that people on the Internet often have completely unreasonable opinions of themselves or are just outright liars.
 
2008-05-04 04:35:02 PM  
TheJoe03: Chub is the only imperfection I really don't like

Au contraire.. a little chub is a beautiful thing

p_marvel, funsized:

Good bras FTW. Makes life better for everyone!
 
2008-05-04 04:35:14 PM  
"Fat-bottom girls you make the rockin' world go 'round!"
 
2008-05-04 04:35:18 PM  
MrPerfectSU: funsized: A good bra makes SUCH a difference! I finally got some new ones--my boyfriend pointed out that my old ones were ripping and about to give up the ghost--and I was astonished that suddenly all the shirts I thought I had grown out of, fit again, because the girls were reigned in and lifted.

Observe as the counter in your profile skyrockets!


I was just talking to my roommate about how my counter exploded!
 
2008-05-04 04:35:41 PM  
geeksterjen: Too much?

I'm glad someone else saw this.
 
2008-05-04 04:35:41 PM  
She has a nice body, but she's not pretty. Butterface.
 
2008-05-04 04:36:18 PM  
img.thesun.co.uk

Jesus Christ! Quick, hose her down until the tide comes back in!
 
2008-05-04 04:36:26 PM  
Oh come on some farker post a pic of that ugly teacher with the bug eyes and snaggle tooth (teeth!) that was involved in some sex scandal. It looks just like her!
 
2008-05-04 04:37:18 PM  
The bikini pics remind me of the Kelly Clarkson bikini pics. On the thick side, but FUPA-free for the time being. She's still cute, but I see trouble ahead.

/If I were infinitley rich, I'd probably weigh 300 lbs
 
2008-05-04 04:38:08 PM  
funsized: MrPerfectSU: funsized: A good bra makes SUCH a difference! I finally got some new ones--my boyfriend pointed out that my old ones were ripping and about to give up the ghost--and I was astonished that suddenly all the shirts I thought I had grown out of, fit again, because the girls were reigned in and lifted.

Observe as the counter in your profile skyrockets!

I was just talking to my roommate about how my counter exploded!


Just love the stockings sweetheart!
What?
 
2008-05-04 04:38:59 PM  
The nice thing about chunky women is that you can fold the flab pretty much anywhere and fark it.
No babies, and it works on everyday of the month.
 
2008-05-04 04:39:55 PM  
QuitWhileYoureAhead: The nice thing about chunky women is that you can fold the flab pretty much anywhere and fark it.
No babies, and it works on everyday of the month.


Do not quit your day job
 
2008-05-04 04:41:09 PM  
Which anime is she from?
 
2008-05-04 04:41:25 PM  
It'S because the royal families are inbread farks. They don't want to mess their blood with the little people, the slaves.
 
2008-05-04 04:41:34 PM  
QuitWhileYoureAhead: The nice thing about chunky women is that you can fold the flab pretty much anywhere and fark it.
No babies, and it works on everyday of the month.


you...are...doing...it...wrong...

...very...wrong...
 
2008-05-04 04:41:46 PM  
QuitWhileYoureAhead: The nice thing about chunky women is that you can fold the flab pretty much anywhere and fark it.
No babies, and it works on everyday of the month.


Uh, besides being a dumbass, why can't you fark a girl every day of the month? Are you really that disturbed by a little blood?
 
2008-05-04 04:44:41 PM  
tonesskin: QuitWhileYoureAhead: The nice thing about chunky women is that you can fold the flab pretty much anywhere and fark it.
No babies, and it works on everyday of the month.

Uh, besides being a dumbass, why can't you fark a girl every day of the month? Are you really that disturbed by a little blood?


Hot in the bod = red on the rod
 
2008-05-04 04:44:52 PM  
So some of you think I'm gay because I wouldn't hit it?

Funny, I think you guys are gay for wanting to hit it.

/Not that there's anything wrong with that.
//Not even cute.
///I'm sure she's cool to hang out with.. maybe.
 
2008-05-04 04:46:56 PM  
She's cute in that picture. She didn't wear the right bra, though. "The girls" look a little saggy. The rule is, the nipple has to be at the level of the mid- upper arm. Too high and it looks weird, too low and they look saggy.
 
2008-05-04 04:47:26 PM  
tonesskin: why can't you fark a girl every day of the month?

Bears.
 
2008-05-04 04:48:28 PM  
tonesskin: craigdamage: I am in my forties.

I have learned this in my years:

Guys who are way too demanding of women and have too high expectations and or standards are chronic masturbating no p*ssy getting loser homo-spas retards.

Guys who tolerate imperfections and are willing to look past imperfections are super sex machines like me.

I'm not 40, but I learned that people on the Internet often have completely unreasonable opinions of themselves or are just outright liars.


Well said.

Poor guy, though... 40 years old, and still acting like he's 13.
 
2008-05-04 04:49:09 PM  
viccellini: The only part of her body that is "chunky" is the thigh area. You people are so shallow. Believe me, she's far from ugly. My former room mate had a woman so ugly, you'd run for your life. If you think this is unattractive, you ain't seen unattractive.

Here is some really fat eye bleach incentive for you.


Ye Gods!!! I'm going on a diet pronto!!!
 
2008-05-04 04:50:04 PM  
i252.photobucket.com
 
2008-05-04 04:50:17 PM  
filmwad.com
 
2008-05-04 04:50:32 PM  
ManatOrr: tonesskin: craigdamage: I am in my forties.

I have learned this in my years:

Guys who are way too demanding of women and have too high expectations and or standards are chronic masturbating no p*ssy getting loser homo-spas retards.

Guys who tolerate imperfections and are willing to look past imperfections are super sex machines like me.

I'm not 40, but I learned that people on the Internet often have completely unreasonable opinions of themselves or are just outright liars.

Well said.

Poor guy, though... 40 years old, and still acting like he's 13.


You say that like it's a bad thing
 
2008-05-04 04:50:57 PM  
zekebullseye: The rule is, the nipple has to be at the level of the mid- upper arm. Too high and it looks weird, too low and they look saggy.

There's a rule for that now? What's the rule for whether your cawk is supposed to go right or left?
 
2008-05-04 04:51:27 PM  
G.I.R.B.: ManatOrr: tonesskin: craigdamage: I am in my forties.

I have learned this in my years:

Guys who are way too demanding of women and have too high expectations and or standards are chronic masturbating no p*ssy getting loser homo-spas retards.

Guys who tolerate imperfections and are willing to look past imperfections are super sex machines like me.

I'm not 40, but I learned that people on the Internet often have completely unreasonable opinions of themselves or are just outright liars.

Well said.

Poor guy, though... 40 years old, and still acting like he's 13.

You say that like it's a bad thing


I meant it in a bad way.
 
2008-05-04 04:52:14 PM  
Fluff Girl: zekebullseye: The rule is, the nipple has to be at the level of the mid- upper arm. Too high and it looks weird, too low and they look saggy.

There's a rule for that now? What's the rule for whether your cawk is supposed to go right or left?


Left or right handed.
 
2008-05-04 04:52:31 PM  
Fluff Girl: zekebullseye: The rule is, the nipple has to be at the level of the mid- upper arm. Too high and it looks weird, too low and they look saggy.

There's a rule for that now? What's the rule for whether your cawk is supposed to go right or left?


Not sure, I guess that depends on which hand is dominant
 
Ruz
2008-05-04 04:52:45 PM  
Meh. Her sister got whatever looks those inbred, dysfunctional genetics could muster.

/Would hit either of 'em.
//then get killed by MI6
///Al-fayed said so
 
2008-05-04 04:53:14 PM  
Fluff Girl: There's a rule for that now? What's the rule for whether your cawk is supposed to go right or left?

If you're right-handed, it's supposed to lean to the left.

/least that's what mom said
 
2008-05-04 04:53:23 PM  
i2.photobucket.com

When I saw that, all I could think of was Pete Puma:

http://www.dailywav.com/0700/laugh.wav
 
2008-05-04 04:53:30 PM  
Damnnit!!!
Beat me by 17 seconds!
 
2008-05-04 04:54:57 PM  
arreed: Fluff Girl: There's a rule for that now? What's the rule for whether your cawk is supposed to go right or left?

If you're right-handed, it's supposed to lean to the left.

/least that's what mom said


Your mom said that to me, too.
 
2008-05-04 04:57:00 PM  
Not only is she a fatty fat fatty, but she is also ugly ug ugly.

Her face is ugly. Her shape is ugly. She has flabby arms. Her smile looks like she's forcing a turd out, and her hair is all scraggly.

You farkers have really dropped your standards - or are .. well, typical fat farkers that can't get laid anyway!
 
2008-05-04 04:59:17 PM  
How about the Ukrainian Prime Minister? I'd hit it!
www.tymoshenko.com.ua

i110.photobucket.com
 
2008-05-04 05:00:39 PM  
Well, that's what centuries of incest will do to ya.
 
2008-05-04 05:00:51 PM  
For a real chick that average men might get in real life, she is ok.

For a photo of a chick on the internet that you won't get anyway, very sharp farking knees.

/Freaky anime eyes big time on that photo.
 
2008-05-04 05:01:03 PM  
on my word, i suggest that one rather suspects that one could allow oneself to be placed in a state not inconsistent with what one might choose to describe as most satisfactory, by a bit of totty like that, wouldn't you say?

*snort* yah - top little filly, that one.
 
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