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2008-05-02 07:00:45 AM  
10 votes:

Gay Japanese exchange student gets angry and lashes out with twin karate punches after his teacher misunderstands the question, "Where can I go to blows some flags?".
2008-05-02 12:23:53 AM  
9 votes:
Special Olympian C. Yamamoto competes in the "skiing" event on Thursday.
2008-05-01 08:46:57 PM  
9 votes:

"Sadly, budget cutbacks and textbook errors had an unfortunate affect on the schools play A History of WWII"
2008-05-02 09:09:11 AM  
6 votes:

Newkirk High's dramatic live re-enactment of the famous photo depicting the execution of a Vietcong was reviewed as being flawed and unconvincing.

2008-05-02 01:34:39 AM  
5 votes:
The frags of fleedom are frying!
2008-05-01 09:01:40 PM  
4 votes:
America (on the right) tells the rest of the world (on the left)to "blow me". Hilarity ensued.
2008-05-02 12:43:38 PM  
3 votes:
"English mother farker! Do you speak it?"
2008-05-02 07:48:06 AM  
3 votes:
Kamikaze training hit by budget cutbacks.
2008-05-02 07:22:40 AM  
3 votes:
The first live action version of 'Speed Racer' did not test well with audiences
2008-05-02 03:34:59 AM  
3 votes:
Is it live? Or is it a cheap Chinese version of Memorex?
2008-05-01 08:32:49 PM  
3 votes:
"A driving instructor tries to prepare an Asian student for the sensation of speed and driving on American highways."
2008-05-01 08:28:46 PM  
3 votes:
America, F**K YEAH!
2008-05-02 10:04:43 AM  
2 votes:
"I'm sorry, but I'm still not feeling it."
2008-05-02 09:20:20 AM  
2 votes:
Young grasshopper unafraid to experience "American style"
2008-05-02 09:17:42 AM  
2 votes:
When I said I'm willing to pay for a blow job, this is not what I had in mind.
2008-05-02 08:43:18 AM  
2 votes:
2008-05-02 07:38:43 AM  
2 votes:
Ten bucks says either Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries" or Cyndi Lauper's "Girls Just Want to Have Fun" is playing in the background.
2008-05-02 07:35:01 AM  
2 votes:
2008-05-02 07:23:05 AM  
2 votes:
I'll show these firthy Americans to carr me Cho Seung-Hui.
2008-05-02 06:45:04 AM  
2 votes:
BARBERSHOP III: Some Bastard Stole My Chair & Blowdryer.
2008-05-01 10:37:22 PM  
2 votes:
"America now belong to us, long time."
2008-05-01 10:01:13 PM  
2 votes:
Mr. Johnson introduces the class to his new driver's ed "simulator."
2008-05-02 11:34:41 AM  
1 vote:
Melvin (on the left) totally misunderstood his self-defense instructor's meaning of "giving your assailant a blow to the head".
2008-05-02 10:44:27 AM  
1 vote:
Another drunk racist dare at work....lawsuit soon to follow. But still funny as hell.
2008-05-02 10:34:06 AM  
1 vote:
"Here...let me move this fan away from your face so you can stop squinting.....oh"
2008-05-02 09:57:24 AM  
1 vote:
Fox News recently held auditions for a vacant journalist position
2008-05-02 09:53:28 AM  
1 vote:
ScottMpls: In its most recent attempt to catch Toyota, Ford Motor launches its new wind tunnel test.

/now with voting goodness, if you feel so inclined.
2008-05-02 09:29:41 AM  
1 vote:
A japanese guy walk into s fan...
2008-05-02 09:11:51 AM  
1 vote:
Kobayashi's hot dog eating contest training tricks revealed!
2008-05-02 08:14:39 AM  
1 vote:
when the nitwit hits the fan...
2008-05-02 07:46:44 AM  
1 vote:
American Torture Tactics - Peacenik Edition
2008-05-02 06:46:54 AM  
1 vote:
One more step and I'll blow your farking brains out!
2008-05-02 06:42:04 AM  
1 vote:
Sensei Johnson demonstrates the proper technique for countering a double front-punch using Fan-Fu.
2008-05-02 06:39:58 AM  
1 vote:
The ending to the new Evangelion movies makes even less sense this time.
2008-05-02 06:38:42 AM  
1 vote:
Man, Ghibli's animation quality has been in the crapper since Goro took over.

/too obscure?
2008-05-01 11:00:17 PM  
1 vote:
DMV employee, Michael Hunt (left), administers the first of a 56-step prequalification road test that California law now requires for all driver's license applicants of Asian decent.

/window seat
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