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9591 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 May 2008 at 6:31 AM (9 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2008-05-01 08:23:46 PM  
Woof Woof, go faster, go faster, pant pant pant...i'm running!
2008-05-01 08:28:46 PM  
America, F**K YEAH!
2008-05-01 08:32:49 PM  
"A driving instructor tries to prepare an Asian student for the sensation of speed and driving on American highways."
2008-05-01 08:46:57 PM  
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"Sadly, budget cutbacks and textbook errors had an unfortunate affect on the schools play A History of WWII"
2008-05-01 09:01:40 PM  
America (on the right) tells the rest of the world (on the left)to "blow me". Hilarity ensued.
2008-05-01 10:01:13 PM  
Mr. Johnson introduces the class to his new driver's ed "simulator."
2008-05-01 10:37:22 PM  
"America now belong to us, long time."
2008-05-01 11:00:17 PM  
DMV employee, Michael Hunt (left), administers the first of a 56-step prequalification road test that California law now requires for all driver's license applicants of Asian decent.

/window seat
2008-05-02 12:23:53 AM  
Special Olympian C. Yamamoto competes in the "skiing" event on Thursday.
2008-05-02 12:26:55 AM  
Blow me.
2008-05-02 01:34:39 AM  
The frags of fleedom are frying!
2008-05-02 03:34:59 AM  
Is it live? Or is it a cheap Chinese version of Memorex?
2008-05-02 06:37:54 AM  
And then we bent America over and...
2008-05-02 06:38:42 AM  
Man, Ghibli's animation quality has been in the crapper since Goro took over.

/too obscure?
2008-05-02 06:39:58 AM  
The ending to the new Evangelion movies makes even less sense this time.
2008-05-02 06:42:04 AM  
Sensei Johnson demonstrates the proper technique for countering a double front-punch using Fan-Fu.
2008-05-02 06:45:04 AM  
BARBERSHOP III: Some Bastard Stole My Chair & Blowdryer.
2008-05-02 06:46:54 AM  
One more step and I'll blow your farking brains out!
2008-05-02 06:54:19 AM  
Two Flags.
Six Flags.
More Flags! More Fun!
2008-05-02 07:00:45 AM  
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Gay Japanese exchange student gets angry and lashes out with twin karate punches after his teacher misunderstands the question, "Where can I go to blows some flags?".
2008-05-02 07:03:51 AM  
Turns out there really was some slight evidence of mental illness in the past of V-Tech Student Cho.
2008-05-02 07:19:39 AM  
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I have the cape, I make the "whoosh" noises!

/Cyanide and Happiness FTW
2008-05-02 07:22:40 AM  
The first live action version of 'Speed Racer' did not test well with audiences
2008-05-02 07:23:05 AM  
I'll show these firthy Americans to carr me Cho Seung-Hui.
2008-05-02 07:35:01 AM  
2008-05-02 07:38:43 AM  
Ten bucks says either Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries" or Cyndi Lauper's "Girls Just Want to Have Fun" is playing in the background.
2008-05-02 07:46:44 AM  
American Torture Tactics - Peacenik Edition
2008-05-02 07:48:06 AM  
Kamikaze training hit by budget cutbacks.
2008-05-02 07:52:35 AM  
"If this doesn't give me a better Youtube rating than that Chocolate Rain Farktard, I don't know what does."
2008-05-02 07:53:42 AM  
Flag: Man this blows.
2008-05-02 08:08:51 AM  
Two exchange students test their ideas for how to look as American as possible so they can avoid another airport cavity search on their next trip home.
2008-05-02 08:14:39 AM  
when the nitwit hits the fan...
2008-05-02 08:22:02 AM  
I am ready......frappe me!
2008-05-02 08:23:43 AM  
Revvin' up your engine
Listen to her howlin' roar (roar, roar, roar)

Metal under tension
Beggin' you to touch and go (go, go, go)
2008-05-02 08:24:15 AM  
Secret Service driving skills seminar.
2008-05-02 08:37:00 AM  
Obama's ad campaign targeting minorities did not include a woman.
2008-05-02 08:43:18 AM  
2008-05-02 09:09:11 AM  
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Newkirk High's dramatic live re-enactment of the famous photo depicting the execution of a Vietcong was reviewed as being flawed and unconvincing.

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2008-05-02 09:11:51 AM  
Kobayashi's hot dog eating contest training tricks revealed!
2008-05-02 09:17:42 AM  
When I said I'm willing to pay for a blow job, this is not what I had in mind.
2008-05-02 09:20:20 AM  
Young grasshopper unafraid to experience "American style"
2008-05-02 09:22:04 AM  
me so horny now.
2008-05-02 09:29:41 AM  
A japanese guy walk into s fan...
2008-05-02 09:53:28 AM  
ScottMpls: In its most recent attempt to catch Toyota, Ford Motor launches its new wind tunnel test.

/now with voting goodness, if you feel so inclined.
2008-05-02 09:55:46 AM  
Ok my Japanese tourist, this is how we refill air into Paris Hilton's head. It takes a while.
2008-05-02 09:57:24 AM  
Fox News recently held auditions for a vacant journalist position
2008-05-02 10:04:43 AM  
"I'm sorry, but I'm still not feeling it."
2008-05-02 10:34:06 AM  
"Here...let me move this fan away from your face so you can stop squinting.....oh"
2008-05-02 10:44:27 AM  
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Another drunk racist dare at work....lawsuit soon to follow. But still funny as hell.
2008-05-02 11:02:32 AM  
This is my impression of a guy driving a japanese car with american flags hanging out the windows.

globalization, don't you just love it?
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