I love living here in Wisconsin..
I have lived in 8 states, 9 including here.. and by far, this state has the most common sense out of all the them.

I would like to sign up as a course observer, please. Or practice equipment. Either works.

maudibjr: who needs a class?

Proper operation of the complex controls of the Colon Intruder 5800™ is essential to life, limb, and the safety of everyone in a 50-foot radius.

Be careful what you wish for.

Not news: Students allowed to play with toys in class. News: They're sex toys. Fark: It's in a college class teaching students how to use sex toys

I think sub's trying too goddamned hard (no pun intended).

DATE THAT PROFESSOR'S DAUGHTER

That class would have some pretty steep 'lab fees'

I am available for at home instruction for the low low price of free

I predict great things for this thread

/not that this is a bookmark or anything.
//'cause man, that's just wrong!

None of this is news. My college has a human sexuality class where this stuff goes on all the time. Aside from the Kama Sutra videos, it's fairly boring.

TTIUWOP

So that's what you do w/ Ben-Wa balls?!

/makes sense

Is there a lab?

KangTheMad :Im waiting for Interesting Positions 101...

The Fish Eye: Stick your finger in her pooper, she turns around and gives you that look.

Rodeo Fark: You hold on tight and whisper in her ear "You're the fattest chick I ever farked" or the wrong name and try to see if you can hold on for 8 seconds.

/should I keep on going?

At first I was like... then I was lol

What.

No, I'm just going to assume that's not true.

As a student at the University of Wisconsin law school, I am getting a kick out of these replies.

Sorry, had to.

Russ1642: Ok everyone. Find a lab partner and follow the procedures on page 8. Remember to wear your safety goggles because we don't want lube in our eyes do we?

The goggles they do nothing!

Isnt' this, like, way old news?

I wish to audit this class....

The study groups would be AWESOME!

dewihafta: Isnt' this, like, way old news?

Like, who cares if it is old news, it is a chance to discuss sex toys on Fark one of the kinkiest places on the net.

/I am going to go make popcorn this should be fun.

Sarcastica75: I am a sex toy, so I am getting a kick out of etc.

/got nuthin' again.

Nope that got me all tingly.... down there!

Any idea why the link was blocked at work?

KangTheMad: Im waiting for Interesting Positions 101...

nobozo: Be careful what you wish for.

I stumbled across that show while flipping around. The description intrigued me. I stuck around long enough to hear a woman talking about her toys smelling REALLY funky after she played with them, and never went back again.

Libby Hoeler?

That seems about right for UW

Our UW Oshkosh dorms had official events where it was basically adult version of truth or dare called Sex in the Dark.

People attended after pre gaming in their rooms, boobs came out and you could easily end up going home with someone...at 9-10 at night.

Not that I'm not enjoying the sex toy thread, but I figured that usage on most of these would be fairly straightforward.

Besides, the stuff that's really important, like, "don't use conditioner or shampoo as jacking lube," I learned VERY quickly and VERY young.

Just watched "The Meaning of Life" so this is special funny.

"I've no intention of going through this again."

At GWU's Medical and PA schools they spend a whole week on that stuff. Everything from toys, condom application, to watching how to videos on anal and fetishes.
I guess so when they have a patient come in with issues they can say
"your doing it wrong".

Now y'all know why I love living in Madison...

On the final...I got c---ring wrong.

I hate fill in the blanks, it should have been multiple choice.

I wonder if other UW schools will get in on this. My wife (@parkside) could take it to better the sex she's having with her boyfriend...

number_seven: n't use conditioner or shampoo as jacking lube," I learned VERY quickly and VERY young.

Just watched "The Meaning of Life" so this is special funny.

"I've no intention of going through this again."


Amen.

PICS or it never happened

number_seven: don't use conditioner or shampoo as jacking lube,

This.

/Class dismissed.

WWOP

Wow what a lame school. How could you take anyone with a degree from that place seriously...

Besides, the stuff that's really important, like, "don't use conditioner or shampoo as jacking lube," I learned VERY quickly and VERY young.

On another message board I frequent, some extremely misguided soul claimed to have used toothpaste for that purpose once.

/cripes, I think I'd use sandpaper before I'd use toothpaste

maudibjr: who needs a class?

You would think you could figure it out for most stuff but these day there are an increasing number of wearable items with all sorts of straps and buckles and who knows what else. And that doesn't include the items with accessories and attachments. I think instructions and classes became a necessity when they started selling complete kits.

ultraholland: number_seven: don't use conditioner or shampoo as jacking lube,

This.

/Class dismissed.

this. although i was smart enough to avoid those two, there were others...

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