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FortKnox		2008-04-30 09:16:06 PM

Useless_Fact_Junkie: I would much rather have help in person but no takers...

If you live in the midwest, I may be able to help ;)

Useless_Fact_Junkie		2008-04-30 09:18:05 PM

FortKnox: If you live in the midwest, I may be able to help ;)

;( no, sorry I live in GA

Zombie Zero		2008-04-30 09:18:18 PM

Useless_Fact_Junkie: Zombie Zero: Welcome back, U_F_J! (I hope you got my email...)

nope, didn't get it, sometimes my spam folder filters things out

It was in reference to this afternoon's AW thread.
I can send it again, if you want. EIP.

Penis Mike		2008-04-30 09:19:46 PM

Useless_Fact_Junkie: FortKnox: Share with me if you'd like any help ;)

/EIP

I would much rather have help in person but no takers...

Glad you're back and sorry about your ride home.

I'm STILL at work, otherwise you'd have a taker.

farkin_noob		2008-04-30 09:20:13 PM

Useless_Fact_Junkie:

Show me yours and I'll show you mine ;)

Useless_Fact_Junkie		2008-04-30 09:21:17 PM

Penis Mike: Glad you're back and sorry about your ride home.

I'm STILL at work, otherwise you'd have a taker.

ooo...that stinks, but sex at the office can be fun...desktops were meant to be broken in

Confusion696		2008-04-30 09:21:44 PM

farkin_noob: Useless_Fact_Junkie:

Show me yours and I'll show you mine ;)

I think more women should say this..

Useless_Fact_Junkie		2008-04-30 09:22:22 PM

farkin_noob: Show me yours and I'll show you mine ;)

hmm...tempting

Dumb-Ass-Monkey		2008-04-30 09:22:52 PM

farkin_noob: Useless_Fact_Junkie:

Show me yours and I'll show you mine ;)

Yeah, what she said.

Penis Mike		2008-04-30 09:23:01 PM

Useless_Fact_Junkie: Penis Mike: Glad you're back and sorry about your ride home.

I'm STILL at work, otherwise you'd have a taker.

ooo...that stinks, but sex at the office can be fun...desktops were meant to be broken in

Even sex by yourself...which i've shamelessly done this evening. ;)

/just ask farkin_noob

Zombie Zero		2008-04-30 09:23:18 PM

Useless_Fact_Junkie: farkin_noob: Show me yours and I'll show you mine ;)

hmm...tempting

Trust me... WANT!

Mega Steve		2008-04-30 09:23:27 PM

farkin_noob: Useless_Fact_Junkie:

Show me yours and I'll show you mine ;)

Can I get in out this, too? I wish I could do it in person, but I can't make a voyage tonight.

/sigh

farkin_noob		2008-04-30 09:25:07 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: farkin_noob: Useless_Fact_Junkie:

Show me yours and I'll show you mine ;)

Yeah, what she said.

Hey sexy! How are you?

Useless_Fact_Junkie		2008-04-30 09:25:24 PM

Penis Mike: Even sex by yourself...which i've shamelessly done this evening. ;)

/just ask farkin_noob

lol, well I will be very shameless tonight, perhaps more than once with more than one toy...

Dumb-Ass-Monkey		2008-04-30 09:26:46 PM

farkin_noob: Hey sexy! How are you?

i want to die.

I thought i lost a filling. Turns out, the filling wasn't put in very well. It stayed, but the tooth fell apart around it. now it's this giant, infected mess that's causing my more pain that I've felt in years

FortKnox		2008-04-30 09:28:08 PM

Useless_Fact_Junkie: farkin_noob: Show me yours and I'll show you mine ;)

hmm...tempting

Same offer over here ;)

Dumb-Ass-Monkey		2008-04-30 09:28:15 PM

Useless_Fact_Junkie: lol, well I will be very shameless tonight, perhaps more than once with more than one toy...

The lovely Ms. Noob can verify that yes, i DO return the favor.

Bort_Flancrest		2008-04-30 09:28:16 PM

You should both do Bort Challenges.

Useless_Fact_Junkie		2008-04-30 09:28:39 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: farkin_noob: Hey sexy! How are you?

i want to die.

I thought i lost a filling. Turns out, the filling wasn't put in very well. It stayed, but the tooth fell apart around it. now it's this giant, infected mess that's causing my more pain that I've felt in years

and how can we help with that? ;)

farkin_noob		2008-04-30 09:29:43 PM

Confusion696		2008-04-30 09:29:45 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey		2008-04-30 09:29:54 PM

Useless_Fact_Junkie: and how can we help with that? ;)

boobies (or more) will make my pain much more bearable.

Dumb-Ass-Monkey		2008-04-30 09:31:48 PM

farkin_noob: I'm sorry! Toothaches suck! If you need a happy distraction you know where to find me!

That's so sweet of you!

DogS laughter		2008-04-30 09:32:34 PM

Useless_Fact_Junkie
for you honey, it will only cost you a condom. and maybe ice cream...

Well, I had a vasectomy about 18 years ago, so I would really hate to use a condom. It's like a shower with a rain coat on.

But for you, I'll try anything once. (again)

Mega Steve		2008-04-30 09:33:01 PM

Ummm...hey! I seem to have this swelling in my lower abdominal area that I just can't get rid of. Any help would be appreciated, ladies

Dumb-Ass-Monkey		2008-04-30 09:33:20 PM

Here's why Dumb Ass Monkey is a Sad Monkey today

Useless_Fact_Junkie		2008-04-30 09:34:15 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Useless_Fact_Junkie: and how can we help with that? ;)

boobies (or more) will make my pain much more bearable.

in mail

Penis Mike		2008-04-30 09:34:41 PM

FortKnox		2008-04-30 09:35:08 PM

Useless_Fact_Junkie: boobies (or more) will make my pain much more bearable.

in mail

My tooth suddenly hurts! ;)

Penis Mike		2008-04-30 09:36:02 PM

Useless_Fact_Junkie: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Useless_Fact_Junkie: and how can we help with that? ;)

boobies (or more) will make my pain much more bearable.

in mail

I suppose that works just like codine and booze!

Useless_Fact_Junkie		2008-04-30 09:36:25 PM

DogS laughter: Well, I had a vasectomy about 18 years ago, so I would really hate to use a condom. It's like a shower with a rain coat on.

But for you, I'll try anything once. (again)

well then in that case...but please place the money shot somewhere other than inside me, unless of course if it's in the mouth, whole different story then

Dumb-Ass-Monkey		2008-04-30 09:36:33 PM

Useless_Fact_Junkie: in mail

thank you! you have mail, too!

Mega Steve		2008-04-30 09:37:57 PM

Penis Mike: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: farkin_noob: Hey sexy! How are you?

i want to die.

I thought i lost a filling. Turns out, the filling wasn't put in very well. It stayed, but the tooth fell apart around it. now it's this giant, infected mess that's causing my more pain that I've felt in years

Ow dude. tooth pains are teh nasty. booze helps. even hangovers distract for a little while. I lived on rum and codine while i waited for my root canal.

Yes, indeed! When I had a similar problem and finally had the root canal, it was such a relief. The dentist thought I would be more bothered by the process, but I was so happy that the pain was going to be over that I was smiling (as much as I could) the whole time.

Useless_Fact_Junkie		2008-04-30 09:37:58 PM

Penis Mike: I suppose that works just like codine and booze!

better, and they are softer on the tooth as well...

Zombie Zero		2008-04-30 09:38:55 PM

All snark aside, try to keep positive. It might not be a bad thing.

Useless_Fact_Junkie		2008-04-30 09:39:09 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: thank you! you have mail, too!

welcome, hope it makes ya feel better!

Mega Steve		2008-04-30 09:39:35 PM

Useless_Fact_Junkie: Penis Mike: I suppose that works just like codine and booze!

better, and they are softer on the tooth as well...

Mmmmmmmm...yes, indeed! Nothing like a lovely set to make a man forget his troubles.

Penis Mike		2008-04-30 09:39:44 PM

Useless_Fact_Junkie: Penis Mike: I suppose that works just like codine and booze!

better, and they are softer on the tooth as well...

heh heh. yup, you're right. rubbing them softly on the tooth is best i hear.

Bort_Flancrest		2008-04-30 09:39:51 PM

FortKnox: My tooth suddenly hurts!

Mine too. My entire head feels like it is going to explode.
EIP

Zombie Zero		2008-04-30 09:40:19 PM

Wrong thread. I fail.

(It's from BIE withdrawal...)

Useless_Fact_Junkie		2008-04-30 09:40:32 PM

Mega Steve: Mmmmmmmm...yes, indeed! Nothing like a lovely set to make a man forget his troubles.

I do what I can...

Mega Steve		2008-04-30 09:42:04 PM

Useless_Fact_Junkie: Mega Steve: Mmmmmmmm...yes, indeed! Nothing like a lovely set to make a man forget his troubles.

I do what I can...

I'm feeling a bit troubled right now...care to share the love with me, too?

/EIP

Useless_Fact_Junkie		2008-04-30 09:42:38 PM

Penis Mike: heh heh. yup, you're right. rubbing them softly on the tooth is best i hear.

rubbing softly is always a good thing, preferibly with hands, and lots of them

Useless_Fact_Junkie		2008-04-30 09:43:44 PM

Mega Steve: I'm feeling a bit troubled right now...care to share the love with me, too?

/EIP

I didn't send you any earlier? hmm...thought I did...

Penis Mike		2008-04-30 09:44:20 PM

Useless_Fact_Junkie: Mega Steve: Mmmmmmmm...yes, indeed! Nothing like a lovely set to make a man forget his troubles.

I do what I can...

It seems you can do a lot with those. way to always look out for other.

/my aching back!!! ;)

Dumb-Ass-Monkey		2008-04-30 09:45:05 PM

Useless_Fact_Junkie: rubbing softly is always a good thing, preferibly with hands, and lots of them

*brain fails*

paintchips		2008-04-30 09:46:18 PM

I was in training all day.

I just tried to catch up. My god, what have I missed?

Mega Steve		2008-04-30 09:47:17 PM

Useless_Fact_Junkie: Mega Steve: I'm feeling a bit troubled right now...care to share the love with me, too?

/EIP

I didn't send you any earlier? hmm...thought I did...

Nope...Only some goodies from farkin_noob

Bort_Flancrest		2008-04-30 09:48:48 PM

I never thought I would ever be lucky enough to post in a thread with Penis Mike and Mega Steve both at the same time.

Penis Mike		2008-04-30 09:48:59 PM

Mega Steve: Useless_Fact_Junkie: Mega Steve: I'm feeling a bit troubled right now...care to share the love with me, too?

/EIP

I didn't send you any earlier? hmm...thought I did...

Nope...Only some goodies from farkin_noob

ditto, if you're feeling generous.

/after 15 hours of work today so far, i greatly welcome BIE

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