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2008-04-30 03:37:28 PM
orat-on-a-stick: IdBeCrazyIf: Useless_Fact_Junkie: actually it's more of the continual "you've got mail" digital recording sound. must...turn...volume...off...

Sorry.. that's just my WIE.. I have to send it in like 30 emails cause it doesn't fit in a single picture frame.

Print em out and put em together like a panoramic shot.

Yeah, they do wonders with electron scanning microscopes now days don't they.


Nah, it was his EEG readout.

/got a mind of its own, I tell ya
 
2008-04-30 03:38:03 PM
Useless_Fact_Junkie: samimgreen: Including a wang? Manual or battery?

battery


Not gas-powered, phew....
 
2008-04-30 03:38:53 PM
samimgreen: Not gas-powered, phew....

no I don't like the whole jack-hammer feeling. more of a circular, humming motion works for me!
 
2008-04-30 03:39:58 PM
Useless_Fact_Junkie: battery

Some women swear by using attachments on those big back-massagers. I can't imagine using something you've attached to a wall-outlet to schlick though.
 
2008-04-30 03:40:17 PM
orat-on-a-stick: Yeah, they do wonders with electron scanning microscopes now days don't they.

Your mistaking it for the spectrometer. It's mass is so dense it emits xrays.
 
2008-04-30 03:40:22 PM
orat-on-a-stick: Pxtl: orat-on-a-stick: /BIE, EIP

And so, it begins.

To infinity, and beyond!

Always ready for the record to be broken...


Good day for it.. sun is shining, beer is chilling..
 
2008-04-30 03:41:44 PM
Pxtl: Useless_Fact_Junkie: battery

Some women swear by using attachments on those big back-massagers. I can't imagine using something you've attached to a wall-outlet to schlick though.


never tried one of those. the shower head works really well too, just have to get it at the right angle...
 
2008-04-30 03:45:00 PM
thank you dogslaughter, now I get to see life from the TF side of things.
 
2008-04-30 03:46:19 PM
Useless_Fact_Junkie: samimgreen: Useless_Fact_Junkie: Pxtl: That popping sound is Useless_Fact_Junkie's poor little aol inbox exploding.

actually it's more of the continual "you've got mail male" digital recording sound. must...turn...volume...off...

FTFY, wait, I was supposed to send email to get BIE? Meh, too much work. hehe

lol, I wish that was the case. and no you don't have to send an email. but it does make things easier so I can remember who to send to...


I get sucked in to a long meeting and I come back to this. what an awesome transition.

/Loves Fark
//BIE even more
 
2008-04-30 03:48:33 PM
Useless_Fact_Junkie: Pxtl: Useless_Fact_Junkie: battery

Some women swear by using attachments on those big back-massagers. I can't imagine using something you've attached to a wall-outlet to schlick though.

never tried one of those. the shower head works really well too, just have to get it at the right angle...


Or the tub faucet if you slide down far enough. Makes a nice start to a relaxing bath... (don't ask)

Pxtl: Useless_Fact_Junkie: battery

Some women swear by using attachments on those big back-massagers. I can't imagine using something you've attached to a wall-outlet to schlick though.


tap tap tap
 
2008-04-30 03:48:37 PM
Useless_Fact_Junkie: never tried one of those. the shower head works really well too, just have to get it at the right angle...

I'm gone for an hour and the thread only gets better! I think it even has Epic potential!

But don't let me interrupt. Please continue.
 
2008-04-30 03:48:49 PM
Penis Mike: I get sucked in to a long meeting and I come back to this. what an awesome transition.

/Loves Fark
//BIE even more


welcome back, glad you could join us although I believe the fun is dying down.
 
2008-04-30 03:50:13 PM
You're welcome. Just don't forget the BIE!

You know what? This is the first time I've ever paid for it. But I won't feel guilty if you don't :)
 
2008-04-30 03:50:16 PM
Useless_Fact_Junkie: thank you dogslaughter, now I get to see life from the TF side of things.

Ooh, a bribe...
 
2008-04-30 03:50:30 PM
samimgreen: Or the tub faucet if you slide down far enough. Makes a nice start to a relaxing bath... (don't ask)

Why can't I ask? and my tub's faucet is at a wierd angle to the tub can't get under it right...but of course if there is some one else in the tub with you why do you need the faucet?
 
2008-04-30 03:51:25 PM
Useless_Fact_Junkie: Penis Mike: I get sucked in to a long meeting and I come back to this. what an awesome transition.

/Loves Fark
//BIE even more

welcome back, glad you could join us although I believe the fun is dlying down.


FTFY

/or bending over...
 
2008-04-30 03:51:49 PM
DogS laughter: You're welcome. Just don't forget the BIE!

You know what? This is the first time I've ever paid for it. But I won't feel guilty if you don't :)


lol, I won't seeing as you were the first to ask. and I keep meaning to upgrade, but never get around to it.

orat-on-a-stick: Ooh, a bribe...

bribes aren't a bad thing...
 
2008-04-30 03:52:40 PM
samimgreen: FTFY

/or bending over...


mmm...ok now I need to go home and get to my happy place...
 
2008-04-30 03:53:03 PM
orat-on-a-stick
Ooh, a bribe...

Yep, I'm feeling like a shameless bastard today.
 
2008-04-30 03:53:42 PM
Useless_Fact_Junkie: Penis Mike: I get sucked in to a long meeting and I come back to this. what an awesome transition.

/Loves Fark
//BIE even more

welcome back, glad you could join us although I believe the fun is dying down.


I don't know about dying down...wait, was that and easy let down?
 
2008-04-30 03:54:38 PM
Useless_Fact_Junkie: samimgreen: Or the tub faucet if you slide down far enough. Makes a nice start to a relaxing bath... (don't ask)

Why can't I ask? and my tub's faucet is at a wierd angle to the tub can't get under it right...but of course if there is some one else in the tub with you why do you need the faucet?


gives the feeling of a menage? Actually meant as a change from something mechanical. I knew a girl who took baths all.the.time. Finally found out why.
 
2008-04-30 03:54:50 PM
DogS laughter: orat-on-a-stick
Ooh, a bribe...

Yep, I'm feeling like a shameless bastard today.




by whatever means necessary.

/NTTAWWT
 
2008-04-30 03:54:52 PM
Penis Mike: I don't know about dying down...wait, was that and easy let down?

no, things just got quiet for a while.
 
2008-04-30 03:55:39 PM
Useless_Fact_Junkie: samimgreen: FTFY

/or bending over...

mmm...ok now I need to go home and get to my happy place...


get to your happy place on the way home? That's hawt, too...
 
2008-04-30 03:55:46 PM
Useless_Fact_Junkie: Penis Mike: I don't know about dying down...wait, was that and easy let down?

no, things just got quiet for a while.


Some of us *are* at work and have to tend from time to time
 
2008-04-30 03:56:06 PM
samimgreen: gives the feeling of a menage? Actually meant as a change from something mechanical. I knew a girl who took baths all.the.time. Finally found out why.

menage's are only fun when all hands are actually in play, real hands no imaginary ones.
 
2008-04-30 03:57:06 PM
Useless_Fact_Junkie: Penis Mike: I don't know about dying down...wait, was that and easy let down?

no, things just got quiet for a while.


Seems as though there's just one TFette satisfying the insatiable needs of us farkers...
 
2008-04-30 03:57:43 PM
Useless_Fact_Junkie: samimgreen: gives the feeling of a menage? Actually meant as a change from something mechanical. I knew a girl who took baths all.the.time. Finally found out why.

menage's are only fun when all hands are actually in play, real hands no imaginary ones.


That has been my experience also.
 
2008-04-30 03:58:41 PM
Useless_Fact_Junkie: samimgreen: gives the feeling of a menage? Actually meant as a change from something mechanical. I knew a girl who took baths all.the.time. Finally found out why.

menage's are only fun when all hands are actually in play, real hands no imaginary ones.


What can six hands possibly...OHHHHHHHHH

/needs to work on imagination
//in my happy place
 
2008-04-30 03:58:58 PM
I am at work too, but I am not really doing anything. And I can't get to my happy place on the way home, stupid rush hour bumper to bumper traffic. People could see and I don't like strangers watching
 
2008-04-30 03:59:40 PM
samimgreen: Seems as though there's just one TFette satisfying the insatiable needs of us farkers...

Indeed. Jess, Egal, Kitty, and Fluff appear to have all vacated.
 
2008-04-30 04:00:10 PM
Useless_Fact_Junkie: I am at work too, but I am not really doing anything. And I can't get to my happy place on the way home, stupid rush hour bumper to bumper traffic. People could see and I don't like strangers watching

Well, us lads can dream, can't we?
 
2008-04-30 04:01:20 PM
Pxtl: samimgreen: Seems as though there's just one TFette satisfying the insatiable needs of us farkers...

Indeed. Jess, Egal, Kitty, and Fluff appear to have all vacated.


I just found this thread but now I have to go pick up the boy. :(

Keep it going and I'll be happy to try to satisfy the insatiable.
 
2008-04-30 04:03:30 PM
Mega Steve: Useless_Fact_Junkie: I am at work too, but I am not really doing anything. And I can't get to my happy place on the way home, stupid rush hour bumper to bumper traffic. People could see and I don't like strangers watching

Well, us lads can dream, can't we?


www.svend007.com
Dream on?

/goo
//shudders...stupid imagination
 
2008-04-30 04:03:31 PM
farkin_noob: Pxtl: samimgreen: Seems as though there's just one TFette satisfying the insatiable needs of us farkers...

Indeed. Jess, Egal, Kitty, and Fluff appear to have all vacated.

I just found this thread but now I have to go pick up the boy. :(

Keep it going and I'll be happy to try to satisfy the insatiable.


I'll see if I can keep it up.

Useless_Fact_Junkie: I am at work too, but I am not really doing anything. And I can't get to my happy place on the way home, stupid rush hour bumper to bumper traffic. People could see and I don't like strangers watching

Strangers need love, too...
 
2008-04-30 04:03:44 PM
Pxtl: samimgreen: Seems as though there's just one TFette satisfying the insatiable needs of us farkers...

Indeed. Jess, Egal, Kitty, and Fluff appear to have all vacated.


they don't like sharing?
 
2008-04-30 04:04:16 PM
Useless_Fact_Junkie: I am at work too, but I am not really doing anything. And I can't get to my happy place on the way home, stupid rush hour bumper to bumper traffic. People could see and I don't like strangers watching

I imagine as a woman you could be very covert if you needed to. wear a skirt/dress, pull your panties aside and voila' maybe a towel on the seat.

but a guy, have to be very very casual, and if it looks like you are stabbing a kitty in your lap, well, people are gonna stare.
 
2008-04-30 04:04:53 PM
farkin_noob: Pxtl: samimgreen: Seems as though there's just one TFette satisfying the insatiable needs of us farkers...

Indeed. Jess, Egal, Kitty, and Fluff appear to have all vacated.

I just found this thread but now I have to go pick up the boy. :(

Keep it going and I'll be happy to try to satisfy the insatiable.


We appreciate it, and will try and return the favor
 
2008-04-30 04:05:11 PM
Penis Mike: Mega Steve: Useless_Fact_Junkie: I am at work too, but I am not really doing anything. And I can't get to my happy place on the way home, stupid rush hour bumper to bumper traffic. People could see and I don't like strangers watching

Well, us lads can dream, can't we?


Dream on?

/goo
//shudders...stupid imagination




WTF... you are harshing my buzz dude...
 
2008-04-30 04:05:37 PM
orat-on-a-stick: but a guy, have to be very very casual, and if it looks like you are stabbing a kitty in your lap, well, people are gonna stare.

Something tells me that one's not an option for me either way, since I commute by bicycle.
 
2008-04-30 04:05:44 PM
orat-on-a-stick: Useless_Fact_Junkie: I am at work too, but I am not really doing anything. And I can't get to my happy place on the way home, stupid rush hour bumper to bumper traffic. People could see and I don't like strangers watching

I imagine as a woman you could be very covert if you needed to. wear a skirt/dress, pull your panties aside and voila' maybe a towel on the seat.

but a guy, have to be very very casual, and if it looks like you are stabbing a kitty in your lap, well, people are gonna stare.


Who knows? Maybe her style is kitty-stabbing also.
 
2008-04-30 04:05:44 PM
samimgreen Seems as though there's just one TFette satisfying the insatiable needs of us farkers...

i142.photobucket.com
 
2008-04-30 04:06:49 PM
farkin_noob: Pxtl: samimgreen: Seems as though there's just one TFette satisfying the insatiable needs of us farkers...

Indeed. Jess, Egal, Kitty, and Fluff appear to have all vacated.

I just found this thread but now I have to go pick up the boy. :(

Keep it going and I'll be happy to try to satisfy the insatiable.


Hi Farkin!
 
2008-04-30 04:06:53 PM
Pxtl: orat-on-a-stick: but a guy, have to be very very casual, and if it looks like you are stabbing a kitty in your lap, well, people are gonna stare.

Something tells me that one's not an option for me either way, since I commute by bicycle.


*giggle*
 
2008-04-30 04:07:17 PM
orat-on-a-stick: WTF... you are harshing my buzz dude...

Seriously...don't ruin a good thread with pictures of that human-lamprey
 
2008-04-30 04:07:36 PM
Useless_Fact_Junkie: thank you dogslaughter, now I get to see life from the TF side of things.

It's a lot like fark only quite a bit more gnashing of teeth and more alts

Not make with the BIE already :P
 
2008-04-30 04:08:09 PM
samimgreen: orat-on-a-stick: I imagine as a woman you could be very covert if you needed to. wear a skirt/dress, pull your panties aside and voila' maybe a towel on the seat.

but a guy, have to be very very casual, and if it looks like you are stabbing a kitty in your lap, well, people are gonna stare.

Who knows? Maybe her style is kitty-stabbing also.


no I don't use that style and I am not wearing a skirt today...perhaps the cell phone on vibrate in the lap will work
 
2008-04-30 04:08:22 PM
DogS laughter: samimgreen Seems as though there's just one TFette satisfying the insatiable needs of us farkers...

I'd like to taste some afterlife...
 
2008-04-30 04:08:43 PM
Pxtl: orat-on-a-stick: but a guy, have to be very very casual, and if it looks like you are stabbing a kitty in your lap, well, people are gonna stare.

Something tells me that one's not an option for me either way, since I commute by bicycle.


If you ride a bike to work, the people are already staring... ;)
 
2008-04-30 04:09:25 PM
Useless_Fact_Junkie: samimgreen: orat-on-a-stick: I imagine as a woman you could be very covert if you needed to. wear a skirt/dress, pull your panties aside and voila' maybe a towel on the seat.

but a guy, have to be very very casual, and if it looks like you are stabbing a kitty in your lap, well, people are gonna stare.

Who knows? Maybe her style is kitty-stabbing also.

no I don't use that style and I am not wearing a skirt today...perhaps the cell phone on vibrate in the lap will work


I'm sure there's enough farkers who'd call/send texts/send emails
 
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