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2008-04-30 02:24:16 PM
ThatGuyOverThere
Looks like a granny smith apple to me. It's got a little produce tag and everything.

So you're saying she's an apple sucker and not a ball sucker?

I'm terribly disappointed.
 
2008-04-30 02:25:40 PM
so, in general, do breast implants affect the sensitivity of the nipples even if the surgery is done well?
 
2008-04-30 02:27:24 PM
farm2.static.flickr.com
 
2008-04-30 02:27:49 PM
DogS laughter: GIS puffies and you guys won't be disappointed.

harumph... all I got where small birds with orange feet!


wait... PUFFIES


/damn puffins
 
2008-04-30 02:32:38 PM
Useless_Fact_Junkie: Attention to detail is a wonderful gift. But I don't think that pic was meant to be stared at that hard. Besides, she looks like a messed up barbie doll on steriods. Not exactly my idea of a pretty woman.

Heh, actually, the first time I saw it I skipped over it because there was nothing there that interested me. (you CAN have too much of a good thing). I only looked back because you were discussing what she had in her hand, and I wanted to see what that was all about.

I'm also slowly learning that some people get very paranoid when you notice they have on new pants (with sharp creases still in them) or that their usually flat plain hair is suddenly looking healthy and full of body. Or when they change perfumes/hair products/chewing gums/ other things that you can't help but smell every time they walk past within a 4 foot radius.
 
2008-04-30 02:33:04 PM
DogS laughter: When you're a pervert like me, you don't miss anything.

You missed that it's a piece of fruit. An apple, geddit?

(Also a perv, but those fake boobs make me slightly ill, as do the collagen lips.)
 
2008-04-30 02:33:15 PM
Useless_Fact_Junkie
I am probably not as perveted as some of you farkers are, but I do think about sex more than most girls I know and even some of my guy friends, and it gets worse the longer I don't have sex. It's a curse.

Can I say, how YOU do'in, twice in the same thread? :)
 
2008-04-30 02:33:32 PM
ajt167: so, in general, do breast implants affect the sensitivity of the nipples even if the surgery is done well?

I'm am more sensitive now but in a nice way. I have been told most women will have in an increase in sensitivity.
 
2008-04-30 02:35:03 PM
FarkKitty: I'm am more sensitive now but in a nice way. I have been told most women will have in an increase in sensitivity.

This is the sound of my ears perking up.
 
2008-04-30 02:36:14 PM
ThatGuyOverThere: Heh, actually, the first time I saw it I skipped over it because there was nothing there that interested me. (you CAN have too much of a good thing). I only looked back because you were discussing what she had in her hand, and I wanted to see what that was all about.

I'm also slowly learning that some people get very paranoid when you notice they have on new pants (with sharp creases still in them) or that their usually flat plain hair is suddenly looking healthy and full of body. Or when they change perfumes/hair products/chewing gums/ other things that you can't help but smell every time they walk past within a 4 foot radius.


It depends on how often you comment on it. People want to feel noticed, so every now and then is a good thing. But every day, and commenting on new shampoo? That's a bit odd. You aren't one of those hair sniffers are ya?

DogS laughter: Can I say, how YOU do'in, twice in the same thread? :)

Nope never! :)
 
2008-04-30 02:37:08 PM
DogS laughter: blueeyedjess
I'm in Atlanta and I want a boob job!!!!!
Would it be wrong to ask for donations to be sent directly to my PayPal?


/was really just talking about getting boobs done last night
//not so brave as to join that site
///just want nice cleavage not ginormo boobs

I generally frown on boob jobs, but if a girl only bumps it up a cup or two, they can be made to look good.



In my circle of friends, four have gotten boob jobs, I have had the pleasure of 'examining' them - mostly on a non-sexual basis, but hey, boobs are sexy.

anyway, three of them looked like ice cream scoops and the fourth looked natural, reason: she didn't go for size DDD.
 
2008-04-30 02:37:52 PM
ThatGuyOverThere: Sarcastica75: I'd like free breast implants. Send donations to:

Fluff Girl: Apparently you were present when I posted BIT.

Useless_Fact_Junkie: Switched brands, and stayed the same size for 3 years, went off the b.c. and they got bigger again. So now it's back onto b.c.

acad1228: So, now how do I get on this BIE list?

When you find out, let me know...


THIS eip, if anyone can help a poor fella' out
 
2008-04-30 02:38:55 PM
FarkKitty: I'm am more sensitive now but in a nice way. I have been told most women will have in an increase in sensitivity.

Is it the same when you get nipples pierced? When I pierced mine, they got more sensitive in a good way. I don't have implants, so I don't know about the sensitivity thing.
 
2008-04-30 02:39:33 PM
Deucednuisance
You missed that it's a piece of fruit. An apple, geddit?

Yeah, I've already been corrected. Would you believe I have bad vision?

(Also a perv, but those fake boobs make me slightly ill, as do the collagen lips.)

Biggins like that don't do anything for me either. That's really just too much.
 
2008-04-30 02:39:40 PM
Supermotoman! For fark's sake, man! Jaysus farking christ!

/The goggles do nothing!
 
2008-04-30 02:39:49 PM
Useless_Fact_Junkie: DogS laughter: Please, do go on...

I am probably not as perveted as some of you farkers are, but I do think about sex more than most girls I know and even some of my guy friends, and it gets worse the longer I don't have sex. It's a curse.


This is not a curse, this is nice...

/BIE?
 
2008-04-30 02:41:21 PM
Useless_Fact_Junkie: FarkKitty: I'm am more sensitive now but in a nice way. I have been told most women will have in an increase in sensitivity.

Is it the same when you get nipples pierced? When I pierced mine, they got more sensitive in a good way. I don't have implants, so I don't know about the sensitivity thing.


I don't have my nipp's pierced, but i have a friend that does. We discussed it and agreed it's probably the same. And there is no way in HELL id get them done now being more sensitive... OUCH!!!
 
2008-04-30 02:41:50 PM
orat-on-a-stick: This is not a curse, this is nice...

/BIE?


Yes it is a curse when you can't find a guy to keep up with you. Then you think you find one and he turns you down saying that "you need to slow down your sexual drive" How can I help it that my hormones are like a 15 year old boy? Oh and can't do BIE, I'm at work.
 
2008-04-30 02:44:02 PM
FarkKitty: I don't have my nipp's pierced, but i have a friend that does. We discussed it and agreed it's probably the same. And there is no way in HELL id get them done now being more sensitive... OUCH!!!

lol, yeah it hurt like heck, the guy who did it had a nice bruise on his arm for it. He told me it wouldnt' hurt, liar.
 
2008-04-30 02:45:53 PM
Useless_Fact_Junkie: orat-on-a-stick: This is not a curse, this is nice...

/BIE?

Yes it is a curse when you can't find a guy to keep up with you. Then you think you find one and he turns you down saying that "you need to slow down your sexual drive" How can I help it that my hormones are like a 15 year old boy? Oh and can't do BIE, I'm at work.



It's ok, I can wait until nightfall ;)

Anyone who says slow down, is obviously doing it wrong...
 
2008-04-30 02:45:57 PM
Useless_Fact_Junkie: FarkKitty: I don't have my nipp's pierced, but i have a friend that does. We discussed it and agreed it's probably the same. And there is no way in HELL id get them done now being more sensitive... OUCH!!!

lol, yeah it hurt like heck, the guy who did it had a nice bruise on his arm for it. He told me it wouldnt' hurt, liar.


Well it's the most hurtful piercing so ive been told. So good for you for hitting the guy.
 
2008-04-30 02:49:03 PM
FarkKitty: Well it's the most hurtful piercing so ive been told. So good for you for hitting the guy.

I have been told the clit hurts more, but am not willing to test that theory.

orat-on-a-stick: It's ok, I can wait until nightfall ;)

Anyone who says slow down, is obviously doing it wrong...


That would be why he is no longer around, and my vibrator is getting a lot of work.
 
2008-04-30 02:49:51 PM
Useless_Fact_Junkie: Yes it is a curse when you can't find a guy to keep up with you. Then you think you find one and he turns you down saying that "you need to slow down your sexual drive" How can I help it that my hormones are like a 15 year old boy? Oh and can't do BIE, I'm at work.

Then you only have found men doing it very very wrong.

I cannot ever find enough women who can last as long as I do, some of the best though didn't have implants but just augmented to make them perkier
 
2008-04-30 02:51:21 PM
Useless_Fact_Junkie: FarkKitty: Well it's the most hurtful piercing so ive been told. So good for you for hitting the guy.

I have been told the clit hurts more, but am not willing to test that theory.


OK, you caught me. It didn't hurt at all. The belly button was worse.
 
2008-04-30 02:51:32 PM
I just set My e-mail to public in case anybody wants to send BIE.

*thinks of Useless_Fact_Junkie and swoons*
 
2008-04-30 02:52:38 PM
IdBeCrazyIf: ... augmented to make them perkier

Don't have that problem
 
2008-04-30 02:53:26 PM
Useless_Fact_Junkie: FarkKitty: Well it's the most hurtful piercing so ive been told. So good for you for hitting the guy.

I have been told the clit hurts more, but am not willing to test that theory.

orat-on-a-stick: It's ok, I can wait until nightfall ;)

Anyone who says slow down, is obviously doing it wrong...

That would be why he is no longer around, and my vibrator is getting a lot of work.
Lucky BOB



I thought they just did the hood, I can't imagine how much it would hurt the actual clit... Yeeouch!
 
2008-04-30 02:53:30 PM
Unfortunately, there is less you can do for an ass to make it look better.

\Ass-man
\\BIE are fine though
\\\B=Butt or Boobs
 
2008-04-30 02:53:34 PM
IdBeCrazyIf: Useless_Fact_Junkie: Yes it is a curse when you can't find a guy to keep up with you. Then you think you find one and he turns you down saying that "you need to slow down your sexual drive" How can I help it that my hormones are like a 15 year old boy? Oh and can't do BIE, I'm at work.

Then you only have found men doing it very very wrong.

I cannot ever find enough women who can last as long as I do, some of the best though didn't have implants but just augmented to make them perkier


What is this sex thing I keep hearing people talking about? I seem to recall something about it from years ago, but I can't quite place it now.

/sad, sad life
 
2008-04-30 02:53:38 PM
Useless_Fact_Junkie: IdBeCrazyIf: ... augmented to make them perkier

Don't have that problem


how you doin?
 
2008-04-30 02:54:25 PM
FarkKitty: Useless_Fact_Junkie: FarkKitty: Well it's the most hurtful piercing so ive been told. So good for you for hitting the guy.

I have been told the clit hurts more, but am not willing to test that theory.

OK, you caught me. It didn't hurt at all. The belly button was worse.



Sexy... CIE? But only to examine scientifically of course... ;)
 
2008-04-30 02:54:54 PM
DogS laughter: I just set My e-mail to public in case anybody wants to send BIE.

*thinks of Useless_Fact_Junkie and swoons*


lol, maybe later hun. You just made my day though
 
2008-04-30 02:55:17 PM
orat-on-a-stick: Useless_Fact_Junkie: FarkKitty: Well it's the most hurtful piercing so ive been told. So good for you for hitting the guy.

I have been told the clit hurts more, but am not willing to test that theory.

orat-on-a-stick: It's ok, I can wait until nightfall ;)

Anyone who says slow down, is obviously doing it wrong...

That would be why he is no longer around, and my vibrator is getting a lot of work. Lucky BOB



I thought they just did the hood, I can't imagine how much it would hurt the actual clit... Yeeouch!


They can do either....
 
2008-04-30 02:55:50 PM
overlord_mike:
how you doin?


fine and you?
 
2008-04-30 02:56:26 PM
FarkKitty: orat-on-a-stick: Useless_Fact_Junkie: FarkKitty: Well it's the most hurtful piercing so ive been told. So good for you for hitting the guy.

I have been told the clit hurts more, but am not willing to test that theory.

orat-on-a-stick: It's ok, I can wait until nightfall ;)

Anyone who says slow down, is obviously doing it wrong...

That would be why he is no longer around, and my vibrator is getting a lot of work. Lucky BOB

I thought they just did the hood, I can't imagine how much it would hurt the actual clit... Yeeouch!

They can do either....


pant

/piercings and tattoos are le' hawt!
 
2008-04-30 02:58:04 PM
Useless_Fact_Junkie: overlord_mike:
how you doin?

fine and you?


Im good, just sitting here thinking about boobies
 
2008-04-30 02:59:20 PM
overlord_mike: Im good, just sitting here thinking about boobies

Nice thoughts huh? would that be your happy place?
 
2008-04-30 03:01:02 PM
Useless_Fact_Junkie: overlord_mike: Im good, just sitting here thinking about boobies

Nice thoughts huh? would that be your happy place?


my happy place is looking at and touching boobies, but this place is a good stop on the way
 
2008-04-30 03:01:10 PM
Okay, FarkKitty is giving Marla Singer's Laundry a run for her money for getting every guy in the thread itching for a pic of her.

/guilty.
 
2008-04-30 03:01:13 PM
Useless_Fact_Junkie: overlord_mike: Im good, just sitting here thinking about boobies

Nice thoughts huh? would that be your happy place?


He has a happy place, yes.
 
2008-04-30 03:01:18 PM
Useless_Fact_Junkie: IdBeCrazyIf: ... augmented to make them perkier

Don't have that problem


This discourse has been derailed as no further input can be made with any results unless we compare our own photographic evidence.

/EIP

samimgreen: /piercings and tattoos are le' hawt!

Damn real... I have like a very real and very terrible weak spot for tattoos and peircings. I'm serious.. it's like terrible. I'll do just about anything to get some of that action, it's that bad
 
2008-04-30 03:03:11 PM
samimgreen: FarkKitty: orat-on-a-stick: Useless_Fact_Junkie: FarkKitty: Well it's the most hurtful piercing so ive been told. So good for you for hitting the guy.

I have been told the clit hurts more, but am not willing to test that theory.

orat-on-a-stick: It's ok, I can wait until nightfall ;)

Anyone who says slow down, is obviously doing it wrong...

That would be why he is no longer around, and my vibrator is getting a lot of work. Lucky BOB

I thought they just did the hood, I can't imagine how much it would hurt the actual clit... Yeeouch!

They can do either....

pant

/piercings and tattoos are le' hawt!


I SOOOOO agree with you.

/has both.. 2 of each
 
2008-04-30 03:04:06 PM
IdBeCrazyIf: This discourse has been derailed as no further input can be made with any results unless we compare our own photographic evidence.
/EIP
samimgreen: /piercings and tattoos are le' hawt!
Damn real... I have like a very real and very terrible weak spot for tattoos and peircings. I'm serious.. it's like terrible. I'll do just about anything to get some of that action, it's that bad


Can't send pics, I am at work. Sorry guys. Tats are hot on guys too, I would definitly have to agree on that one. I have three myself, and want atleast one more.
 
2008-04-30 03:05:31 PM
Pxtl: Okay, FarkKitty is giving Marla Singer's Laundry a run for her money for getting every guy in the thread itching for a pic of her.

/guilty.


lol...

I second that. Too many YIM chats with MSL and no real 'bang for the buck'
 
2008-04-30 03:06:15 PM
Useless_Fact_Junkie: IdBeCrazyIf: This discourse has been derailed as no further input can be made with any results unless we compare our own photographic evidence.
/EIP
samimgreen: /piercings and tattoos are le' hawt!
Damn real... I have like a very real and very terrible weak spot for tattoos and peircings. I'm serious.. it's like terrible. I'll do just about anything to get some of that action, it's that bad

Can't send pics, I am at work. Sorry guys. Tats are hot on guys too, I would definitly have to agree on that one. I have three myself, and want atleast one more.


thats fine, you can send them anytime you want
 
2008-04-30 03:06:29 PM
Are my breasts too small for you?
Sometimes.

/Probably not obscure.
 
2008-04-30 03:06:47 PM
Useless_Fact_Junkie: IdBeCrazyIf: This discourse has been derailed as no further input can be made with any results unless we compare our own photographic evidence.
/EIP
samimgreen: /piercings and tattoos are le' hawt!
Damn real... I have like a very real and very terrible weak spot for tattoos and peircings. I'm serious.. it's like terrible. I'll do just about anything to get some of that action, it's that bad

Can't send pics, I am at work. Sorry guys. Tats are hot on guys too, I would definitly have to agree on that one. I have three myself, and want atleast one more.


Cool, love to see them as well, make a package deal ;)
 
2008-04-30 03:06:56 PM
Useless_Fact_Junkie
lol, maybe later hun. You just made my day though

You made my favorites a half hour ago. And I'd like to goose you, right about now :)

i142.photobucket.com
 
2008-04-30 03:08:00 PM
Man, I leave a thread for a few minutes and it turns into tats, piercings, and hints at BIE?

/I really suck at fark
 
2008-04-30 03:08:48 PM
mark--fark: Man, I leave a thread for a few minutes and it turns into tats, piercings, and hints at BIE?

/I really suck at fark




Move along... nothing to see here, these are not the BIE you are looking for.
 
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