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		Teen tries to blow up school in attempt to die, go to heaven, and assassinate Jesus. Apparently he forgot how much trouble Jesus has staying dead (cbsnews.com)		124
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Raging Thespian		2008-04-30 02:03:07 AM

Don't fark with The Jesus, kid.

phlegmmo		2008-04-30 02:03:16 AM

Nailed it!

doobliebop		2008-04-30 02:05:34 AM

Dispector		2008-04-30 02:06:14 AM

This is a fail-proof plan if I've ever heard one. Take notes from this one fellas. He knows what he's doing.

samhllsfrakt		2008-04-30 02:07:07 AM

... about 2000 years too late. Sorry, kid.

tortilla burger		2008-04-30 02:07:20 AM

There were multiple steps of his cunning plan that he didn't think all the way through.

BellKiss		2008-04-30 02:07:24 AM

he didn't blow the school so now he is trying to convince everyone that he is crazy

deevo		2008-04-30 02:07:55 AM

Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.

WFern		2008-04-30 02:07:58 AM

"You crazy, Jesus! CRAZY!"

"That's what my ex-wife said."

4NSpy		2008-04-30 02:08:34 AM

i'm building a time traveling terminator for a similar purpose.

lasercannon		2008-04-30 02:09:47 AM

Yeah, but what is he doing for an encore?

avanti		2008-04-30 02:10:23 AM

Only problem is that he would have been on the down elevator (if there is such a thing as an afterlife).

Anagrammer		2008-04-30 02:10:34 AM

Yet another guy who wants to kill a jew.

/OK, Jesus was really only jewish on his father's side

Batman bin Suparman		2008-04-30 02:10:41 AM

Send this guy to Iraq to learn how it's done.

He should be called the ~~unabomber~~ weenie bomber

news.bbc.co.uk

Moonfisher		2008-04-30 02:11:41 AM

Yeah, I think he's acting like a loony to get declared insane. Straight-A student can't be too dumb.

Anagrammer		2008-04-30 02:12:23 AM

lasercannon: Yeah, but what is he doing for an encore?

But he can only do it once! (new window)

Amigajoe		2008-04-30 02:13:07 AM

-Cunning plan, etc...

Veritas		2008-04-30 02:13:37 AM

Well.

That's different.

WFern		2008-04-30 02:13:43 AM

Moonfisher: Yeah, I think he's acting like a loony to get declared insane. Straight-A student can't be too dumb.

Who said he would have to be dumb? What happened to some folks being just plain nutty?

Jedekai		2008-04-30 02:16:15 AM

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger, comedy is when you fall in an open sewer and die." ~ Mel Brooks

This kid just swan-dived.

EmmaLou		2008-04-30 02:17:10 AM

A straight-A student in SC is a straight-D student anywhere else.

Guma		2008-04-30 02:17:47 AM

doobliebop you signed up today only to be banninated?
Nice one.

FarkinFarker		2008-04-30 02:18:06 AM

He sure does. - Doesn't pop

Amigajoe		2008-04-30 02:19:38 AM

-I always thought when I died (if the xtian fairy tale is true) I'd volunteer to go down to hell and try to negotiate a truce with Satan. Try to get him to patch things up with the 'Old Man'...

Ditto		2008-04-30 02:19:55 AM

wwjd?

FarkinFarker		2008-04-30 02:20:00 AM

Guma: doobliebop you signed up today only to be banninated?

Account created: 2005-09-15 13:31:32

*scratches head*

doobliebop		2008-04-30 02:20:01 AM

Dennis_Moore		2008-04-30 02:20:30 AM

EmmaLou: A straight-A student in SC is a straight-D student anywhere else.

F in Europe.

srhp29		2008-04-30 02:20:40 AM

If the fact that he wanted to kill Jesus doesn't prove him crazy, how about the fact he believe in Jesus?

CygnusDarius		2008-04-30 02:21:26 AM

●████▄▄▄▄▄▄ ●●●●●●>>>>>>> KABOOM!!!
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WFern		2008-04-30 02:22:38 AM

Jedekai: "Tragedy is when I cut my finger, comedy is when you fall in an open sewer and die." ~ Mel Brooks

This kid just swan-dived.

I had never seen that quote before. I love that man.

pubes		2008-04-30 02:24:51 AM

srhp29: If the fact that he wanted to kill Jesus doesn't prove him crazy, how about the fact he believe in Jesus?

www.afunnystuff.com

Suicidal Writer		2008-04-30 02:25:28 AM

FarkinFarker		2008-04-30 02:27:06 AM

Anagrammer		2008-04-30 02:27:26 AM

CygnusDarius:
●████▄▄▄▄▄▄ ●●●●●●>>>>>>> KABOOM!!!
▄▅██████▅▄▃▂
█████████████████
◥⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲◤

What are you posting with? A Commodore 64? PET? VIC 20?

doobliebop		2008-04-30 02:27:29 AM

Guma: doobliebop you signed up today only to be banninated?

Nah, if I wanted bannination, I would have posted this one...

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/helltourguide/fark_the_Skull_of_Jesus.gif

doobliebop		2008-04-30 02:28:17 AM

ya know, without the filtering...

pubes		2008-04-30 02:30:13 AM

The the poor confused wiener kid who just farked up his life forever, I have only this for him...
sha3teely.com

doobliebop		2008-04-30 02:30:17 AM

Ok, thats enough for one farkin night...

CygnusDarius		2008-04-30 02:32:51 AM

Anagrammer: What are you posting with? A Commodore 64? PET? VIC 20?

Remember those computers you stuck paper cards in them so they could cut little hole for data?.

With those.

I_AM_M		2008-04-30 02:34:12 AM

attempting to use a weapon of mass destruction.

....America is a joke.

yeastinfarktion		2008-04-30 02:34:26 AM

Kid with good grades and a farking crazy delusion for jesus in high school?

Go easy, we all have our growing pains.

yeastinfarktion		2008-04-30 02:36:54 AM

yeastinfarktion: A kid with good grades and a farking crazy delusion for jesus in high school?

Go easy, we all have our growing pains.

Phaid		2008-04-30 02:38:21 AM

Not impressed.

SuperCatBarf		2008-04-30 02:38:37 AM

yeastinfarktion: yeastinfarktion: A kid with good grades and a farking crazy delusion for jesus in high school?

Go easy, we all have our growing pains.

we_hates		2008-04-30 02:39:03 AM

If you kill somebody in heaven, they just go to the next heaven, which is even nicer. The streets are paved with platinum and t-rexes lie down with koala bears.

SuperCatBarf		2008-04-30 02:39:14 AM

SuperCatBarf: yeastinfarktion: yeastinfarktion: A kid with good grades and a farking crazy delusion for jesus in high school?

Go easy, we all have our growing pains.

spamdog		2008-04-30 02:41:47 AM

SuperCatBarf: SuperCatBarf: yeastinfarktion: yeastinfarktion: A kid with good grades and a farking crazy delusion for jesus in high school?

Go easy, we all have our growing pains.

Gawdzila		2008-04-30 02:41:47 AM

spamdog		2008-04-30 02:42:22 AM

spamdog: SuperCatBarf: SuperCatBarf: yeastinfarktion: yeastinfarktion: A kid with good grades and a farking crazy delusion for jesus in high school?

Go easy, we all have our growing pains.

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