Organic soy bacon.

fark + (flash * dr. pepper) = jump the shark

You forgot to add "BOOYAH!!!"

In Sov.iet Russ.ia, the "BOOYAH!!!" adds you!

what? this is odd...

You can safely say Soviet Russia again.

Organic hemp.

If only I could make people's heads explode in real life.

you want fries with that dr.pepper?

I am a deficient smug guy controller. Deficient organic smug guy controller.

Flaming Homer or a Flaming Moe!

The phrase "jump the shark" jumped the shark along time ago. I will never drink Dr Pepper again.

Foamytesticles - A few more comments like that and your head will explode.

Organic Dr Pepper.

I figured it out! I managed to get two consecutive 90+ games. Rawk.

well, jack, don't just rawk, tell us how!

anyone got past 80?...thats my limit

Smoking will kill you and everything you love

well, jack, don't just rawk, tell us how!

The guy's head is pulsating. Click on stuff when it's at different sizes in the pulse.

I got 100, but only once. And it's only "adequate"? Bleh.

Wow, Brunching actually made it to Fark! Awesome. Check out the other stuff he has on the site, Brunching Shuttlecocks is one of the funniest sites I've read in a long time.

As for the game, I haven't quite figured out how to get past 80; not sure what the trick is. It's certainly pattern based.

http://www.brunching.com/yourroommate.html

That was pretty funny, but the 'Thoughts From' are where its at.

http://www.brunching.com/thoughts-datearchive.html

Check it out!

artificial lemon-scent lame

definiately not related to Samual Clemens

fark, can't type today


artificial lemon-scent lame

definiately not related to Samuel Clemens

this is the stupidest thing I have ever seen/done and I mean EVAR!!!

wait... no it's not, oh well

carry on w/ the Dr. Pepper comments

I just got 120.
I don't know how...though....

gay gay gay


why you throw chip?

Kabloowie! *snicker* Kabloowie *shicker snicker*

I got 80 first try.

I just got 110, oh yeah!

I've gotten up to 90, but that's it. I have no idea how to play this game. Organically no idea...

110 is labeled "excellent"

Click on stuff when his head reaches it's smallest size in its pulsating.

All this talk about pulsating, just which "game" are you people talking about?

i can average about 100 now. The secret, i believe, is to click on whatever when the head is at it's smallest, or at the very least when it's getting smaller. I'm pretty sure that's the idea. The 'cocks rule!

Hey, 100!

Alright!

I know too many cocksuckers like this.

Then again, I live in Seattle, so what do you expect.

Pardon me. "In S0viet Russia"

Click stuff when his head is small.

Poof, you win.

I found a way to get his to lead a completly "healthy" life without his head blowing up. Just double-click! You only get ten points for the two instead of 20 though.

Either way, I did what the game told me to do, and just because the points do not support it does not mean a damned thing!

He's not smokin, he's drinking green vomit, he's wearing toilet paper, he has flies in his room from the compost, he's eating solid green vomit, he's reading a magazine made by crazy people, and he has a poster of the monkey lady up.

And I have only 70 points, but...

Hard to masturbate to? There's a naked cartoon in this one!

worst.flash.ever

you couldnt say soviet russia at a point? when was this? and i remember the soviet russia thing too...

You still can't use the phrase "In S0viet Russia". see my post above.

I'm drunk. What the fudge is this shiat??????

Nice Beefmoney. Love it.

Spince - I visited the 'yourroommate' part of that site. I wonder if I'll ever be able to hear Closer to Fine the same way again. Aargh!

130 is the best score possible I suppose.

I got 120...I timed my clicks when his head is small, then at about 90 points I started clicking like mad and almost got everthing...

So how many Smug Guy points do you get in real life?

I figured out I would get about a 65. Which makes me 50% smug.

Hm. I like beer, I smoke, I eat meat (big pot of chili for dinner tonight, mm), I wear leather, I don't recycle or compost, I read pulp war novels and Mad magazine, and the art on the walls in this house is primarily Remington western and assorted wildlife shots, with some maps thrown in.

I'm figuring I'm around -20 on the smug guy meter.

-l