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farbekrieg		2008-04-28 03:26:39 PM

tell that to my poor friend eric, the half a bee

tothekor		2008-04-28 03:26:41 PM

Bee trifecta in play.

/First?

FunkOut		2008-04-28 03:27:06 PM

Now I want a revolver that shoots out drunk bees.

SyntacticAtrocity		2008-04-28 03:27:43 PM

I prefer to punch them in the face.

johnny_vegas		2008-04-28 03:28:09 PM

How did you expect it to end?

blog.oregonlive.com

Lost_Thought		2008-04-28 03:28:09 PM

This is why alcohol is so important to our society, without it we would be unable to bond over the silly things alcoholics do!

K3rmy		2008-04-28 03:28:21 PM

I do not understand what all the buzz is about.

Funk Brothers		2008-04-28 03:28:39 PM

PETA's not too happy.

Ed Finnerty		2008-04-28 03:29:09 PM

Is that website for the visually impaired? Why the hell is the font so large?

error 303		2008-04-28 03:29:12 PM

farbekrieg: tell that to my poor friend eric, the half a bee

D?

dumbstudent2002		2008-04-28 03:29:41 PM

22 caliber revolver loaded with buckshot

It's called snakeshot. I guess he was sober enough to figure he had a better chnce to hit a bee with it.

Help Myself		2008-04-28 03:29:48 PM

He should Bee more careful

redoctober65		2008-04-28 03:29:58 PM

farbekrieg: tell that to my poor friend eric, the half a bee

Half a bee, philosophically, must ipso facto half not be

The_Sponge		2008-04-28 03:30:16 PM

FTFA:

According to police 57-year-old David Walls had been drinking when he tried to shoot down some bees flying above him using a .22 caliber revolver loaded with buckshot. Walls ended up shooting himself in the left hand causing soft tissue damage.

That must have stung.

half-mad-genius		2008-04-28 03:30:16 PM

He is bee-ing a dumbass

The Crepes of Wrath		2008-04-28 03:30:17 PM

I'll bet he thought he had a good plan.

Fark Me with a Chainsaw		2008-04-28 03:30:28 PM

A P-90 would have worked better....

Shadow Blasko		2008-04-28 03:30:33 PM

Was he Covered In Bees?

How about his Coffee?

/Izzard Tix for next week .. whooo!

HotWingConspiracy		2008-04-28 03:30:33 PM

Time to put breathalyzers on guns.

troppo gonzo		2008-04-28 03:30:41 PM

irockalot		2008-04-28 03:30:45 PM

Your firearms are useless against them!

/I'm the first one?

dave_dfwm		2008-04-28 03:30:56 PM

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Bees are Wimps (new window)
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// scary video....

natural316		2008-04-28 03:31:15 PM

come into my home will ya

i'll show you you bastards

SmokeBreak		2008-04-28 03:31:16 PM

tothekor

Nice work getting around the filter there...

Dr_Bojangles		2008-04-28 03:31:30 PM

Dumb-Ass!!

Everyone knows you have to use a Bee-Bee gun!

choice and consequence		2008-04-28 03:31:42 PM

...when he tried to shoot down some bees flying above him using a .22 caliber revolver loaded with buckshot.

Well, "shot", not "buckshot". I'm pretty sure .22LR shot shells are ineffective against deer.

Apparently plinking bees with these is fairly common, in the past month I've heard of two different people doing this (minus the self-inflicted gunshot wound).

Pavia_Resistance		2008-04-28 03:31:43 PM

I wonder if he said "Hey everybody, watch this!"

error 303		2008-04-28 03:32:14 PM

I Love Bees

Glitchwerks		2008-04-28 03:32:18 PM

Gotta admit. If I could have a power out of Bioshock, shooting bees outta my hands would have been high up on my list.

Just imagine what fun you could have in a crowded area.

SlappyKincaid		2008-04-28 03:32:29 PM

Fark Me with a Chainsaw: A P-90 would have worked better....

excellent weapon... would definitely stop a few bees... :)

gmstudio		2008-04-28 03:33:28 PM

farbekrieg: tell that to my poor friend eric, the half a bee

P?

half-mad-genius		2008-04-28 03:33:35 PM

Bees are weird. they stab you with their ass which rips out their guts and then they die.

BullsHitter		2008-04-28 03:33:56 PM

He must have had a pretty good buzz.

durbnpoisn		2008-04-28 03:33:57 PM

FTFA: own some bees flying above him using a .22 caliber revolver loaded with buckshot. Walls ended up shooting himself in the left hand causing soft tissue damage

No, I may not be an expert on guns... But since when do they make .22 caliber buckshot? And since when do the make revolvers that use shells with buckshot in them?
And how'd he shoot himself in the hand?

You have to be a special kind of dumbarse to put your hand in FRONT of the gun.

Rann Xerox		2008-04-28 03:34:11 PM

Mushizo giggles from the grave.

Brodan		2008-04-28 03:34:29 PM

I have seen this in a movie before. Save the Green Planet. (new window)

Goryus		2008-04-28 03:34:33 PM

tothekor: /First?

Fail.

Raging Thespian		2008-04-28 03:34:36 PM

+16 to dodge.

ih8dolphins		2008-04-28 03:36:26 PM

Fark bees

Spitzer wannabe		2008-04-28 03:36:36 PM

flame thrower or nothing.

fatal_exception		2008-04-28 03:37:05 PM

You've got to go full auto when you're bee hunting.

Takes a hell of a lot of them to make even a scarf.

perryjo		2008-04-28 03:37:25 PM

This thread would not be complete without posting this.

There's some perversion to give this thread some color.

Ruca		2008-04-28 03:37:36 PM

Well, how else are you supposed to get rid of swarming bees?

Keigh		2008-04-28 03:37:57 PM

farbekrieg: tell that to my poor friend eric, the half a bee

l ?

choice and consequence		2008-04-28 03:39:22 PM

durbnpoisn: But since when do they make .22 caliber buckshot?

I know CCI makes them. It seems to be commonly available for some reason (two store in my area).

Megsabelle		2008-04-28 03:40:19 PM

Oh dear lord BEEEEEES!!1!

http://www.honda-tech.com/zerothread?id=1845064&page=1

Transpogue		2008-04-28 03:43:45 PM

I would punch every bee in the FACE.

Okay...that made me feel really, really dirty.

If you know why, you have the right to ridicule me....

/fark BEES.