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2002-11-16 06:44:41 PM
More than 60% of farmers questioned confirm they give names to their animals.

"And a startling 45% confirm they slip the salami to their animals. Screaming out their names."
 
2002-11-16 09:35:59 PM
I was touched by this very sweet story. If I had a cow I would absolutely name her Madonna.
 
2002-11-16 10:43:30 PM
Kylie? I dunno.

If I had a cow, i'd call it "cow."
 
2002-11-16 10:45:03 PM
If I had a cow (that wasn't frozen in my freezer ground up as tasty hamburger) I would name it Dr. Pepper
 
2002-11-16 10:45:41 PM
My old girlfriend had a cow on her farm named "tweaker"
 
2002-11-16 10:46:44 PM
Heh, I guess no one names their critters after politicians. That would just be wrong.
 
2002-11-16 10:48:14 PM
My cow's name would simply be "The Professor".
 
2002-11-16 10:48:16 PM
caaan't get you "udder" myyy head...

*rimshot*
 
2002-11-16 10:48:21 PM
gee, i wonder what it would take for the farmers to name their cows Pepper or Dr or even Refreshingly Sweet?

sorry, had to do it before anyone else got the sick, perverted idea

Dr Pepper....the new Soviet Russia
 
2002-11-16 10:48:51 PM
What the hell is wrong with the name "Bessie"?

Sheesh... kid's these days...
 
2002-11-16 10:48:57 PM
What happened to Gay-Lee and Nancy?
 
2002-11-16 10:49:36 PM
I'd call it Tipper Gore. Get it? eh? hahaha
 
2002-11-16 10:49:44 PM
What, no "Anna Nicole"'s?!?
 
2002-11-16 10:53:28 PM
Why are farmers listening to Madonna and The Spice Girls? I thought farmers were supposed to be hicks that listened to pop country crap and where really tight Wranglers. Or, maybe i'm just behind the times, and America's farmer population has become 14-year-old girls without me knowing it.
 
2002-11-16 10:54:37 PM
after two days of reading these dr pepper references, i am now craving dr pepper.

drew, was this the whole point?
 
2002-11-16 11:05:27 PM
>>

Maybe the cows are listening to them.
 
2002-11-16 11:06:54 PM
For a list of the names I use for cows I just consult this handy webpage.

http://gourmetsleuth.com/beefcuts.htm
 
2002-11-16 11:07:51 PM
We dont have any cows, but we have three goats.. Abraham, Spongebob, and Josephine... does that count?
 
2002-11-16 11:11:30 PM
spongebob? that's great!
 
2002-11-16 11:13:02 PM
We have lots of cows at our place. None of them have names.
 
2002-11-16 11:13:08 PM
I'd name mine Mr. Pibb. Happy birthday, Drew!
 
2002-11-16 11:16:24 PM
I really wouldn't be flattered if someone named a cow after me. In fact, I'd feel downright insulted. Hey, I've got a great name for a cow: Fred Durst. Think about it, it's such a fitting name. A fat, talentless, waste of space that spends the entire day eating.
 
2002-11-16 11:23:32 PM
in keeping with the trend, disturbingly fitting
 
2002-11-16 11:27:39 PM
no, it's not bestiality
 
2002-11-16 11:30:15 PM
 
2002-11-16 11:52:14 PM
Be you, Madonna Kylie and Posh..........moo who you moo.
 
2002-11-17 12:04:08 AM
The farkette Kylie will not like this.

Fortunately she is mostly a weekday farkette and wont see this till monday, most likely.
 
2002-11-17 12:17:37 AM
Cow Names on my grandpa's farm:
Rubik's Cube, Yodle, Yertle and Proffesor Lowenstein.

Seriously.
 
2002-11-17 12:32:45 AM
Yeah, both the cows and the namesakes have great "udders".

And Rebbelle1, great name for a goat ;D
 
2002-11-17 12:32:54 AM
great smiggaly wiggaly.....
 
2002-11-17 03:33:38 AM
 
2002-11-17 01:01:34 PM
Odd Resemblance?
 
2002-11-17 09:34:25 PM
I would have thought Posh was a better name for a pig............
 
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