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(UPI)   Woman who had phone sex with a man claims he raped her... over the phone. Man says that is impossible, he doesn't even work for Verizon   (upi.com) divider line
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2008-04-27 12:08:13 PM  
LOL.
 
2008-04-27 12:13:41 PM  
That woman needs more hang ups.
 
2008-04-27 12:13:47 PM  
how the fark does one get phone raped.... just hang up the phone. tard.

/DNRTFA
 
2008-04-27 12:14:30 PM  
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2008-04-27 12:14:39 PM  
Can you hear me NOW ?

/Also DNRTFA
 
2008-04-27 12:14:57 PM  
You've obviously never had to access Sprint customer "service"

/Worst EVAR
 
2008-04-27 12:14:59 PM  
Tunisia: that's a hangin' offense. No way he'll get off.
 
2008-04-27 12:15:15 PM  
Did he also give her hearing AIDS?
 
2008-04-27 12:15:15 PM  
This article makes my head hurt.
 
2008-04-27 12:16:29 PM  
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Bravo, Tunisia; Africa's Florida.
 
2008-04-27 12:16:33 PM  
Would a conference call be gang rape?
 
2008-04-27 12:16:34 PM  
McKeesport: Wins the thread.


However, it's possible to be date-raped over the phone, coerced into phone sex the same way one can be coerced into real sex. That does not seem to be what TFA is referring to.
 
2008-04-27 12:16:41 PM  
RTFA, and ya gotta love a society where the hymen (of a 20 year old, none the less) is still the litmus test for virginity. And where no one is willing to acknowledge that the chick probably just diddled away her membrane.
 
2008-04-27 12:16:47 PM  
Wow! People will sue over anything in America!

/yes, I RTFA
//how many people will read to the end of this post?
 
2008-04-27 12:17:05 PM  
It still amazes me the number of people who believe in magic.... does anyone seriously believe that a little pill can make you larger, that witches can steal your penis or that it's possible to be raped over the telephone? People are savages...
 
2008-04-27 12:17:25 PM  
+1 subby, I LOLed
 
2008-04-27 12:17:56 PM  
I have a phone so it is inevitable. I will sit back and enjoy it I guess. Yes, I am really Bobby Knight.
 
2008-04-27 12:18:16 PM  
Belac: McKeesport: Wins the thread.


However, it's possible to be date-raped over the phone, coerced into phone sex the same way one can be coerced into real sex. That does not seem to be what TFA is referring to.


No it's not. You can hang up.
 
2008-04-27 12:18:56 PM  
"medical examination had determined that the woman, 20, was no longer a virgin."

But she was right before the telephone conversation, right? Whatever.
 
2008-04-27 12:19:32 PM  
To sum the article up.

Man and woman are having phone sex, the woman screams and says that she has been penetrated. A doctor comes and confirms that the girl is no longer a virgin. So the woman was obviously psychically raped in a way that manifested itself physically.

Duh.
 
2008-04-27 12:19:49 PM  
I laughed like an idiot
 
2008-04-27 12:20:31 PM  
Belac

I thought the article was the stupidest thing I've ever heard. But then I come in here and read that you think the article is stupid, and then you post THAT. So you win the Stupidest Thing I've Ever Heard award (for today anyway).
 
2008-04-27 12:20:39 PM  
Now adding "phone" to the list of things that should not be shoved into a vag. . .

/not sure what good this list will do me, but it's handy to have for consulting purposes
 
2008-04-27 12:21:18 PM  
Actual screenshot when I visited the site:

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2008-04-27 12:21:48 PM  
I like this so much...
If someone calls you and its a wrong number, can you charge them with trespassing?

/In my state its legal to "defend your person and property" can I shoot him?
//telemarketers are in a whole shait-storm of trouble...
 
2008-04-27 12:21:59 PM  
HONOR KILL THE PHONE WHORE!
 
2008-04-27 12:22:08 PM  
I giggled like a naughty catholic schoolgirl.

/catholic
//naughty
///not a girl
////so please stop looking at my profile, unless you're a girl :D
 
2008-04-27 12:22:48 PM  
If they'd have just circumcised that slut as a child there'd be no problem.
 
2008-04-27 12:23:20 PM  
I honestly believe Henry Blake could be held up through the mail.
 
2008-04-27 12:24:06 PM  
Bwahaha! Headline goodness. The article is seriously f'ed up though.

The 30-year-old man said he never touched the young woman. But he acknowledged he heard her scream while they were "totally into" an erotic telephone conversation -- and that she reported bleeding, Al Arabiya reported.

He said a medical examination had determined that the woman, 20, was no longer a virgin.


I don't know what they're actually claiming here, that the conversation was so good that he de-virginized her long distance via the power of his sexy talk? Or perhaps they want to charge him with coercion for making her so hot that she thought a jam jar would make a good impromptu dildo.
 
2008-04-27 12:24:38 PM  
Can I get his number? If the phone sex is that good, think about it IRL!

/I'll be in my bunk
 
2008-04-27 12:26:58 PM  
maybe the mullahs will order her stoned for adultery?
 
2008-04-27 12:27:07 PM  
Methinks someone is hung up on this hymen thing...
 
2008-04-27 12:27:14 PM  
etabetapi: Bwahaha! Headline goodness. The article is seriously f'ed up though.

The 30-year-old man said he never touched the young woman. But he acknowledged he heard her scream while they were "totally into" an erotic telephone conversation -- and that she reported bleeding, Al Arabiya reported.

He said a medical examination had determined that the woman, 20, was no longer a virgin.


I don't know what they're actually claiming here, that the conversation was so good that he de-virginized her long distance via the power of his sexy talk? Or perhaps they want to charge him with coercion for making her so hot that she thought a jam jar would make a good impromptu dildo.



Or she misunderstood phone sex and took it literally...


zomg, phone goes where?
 
2008-04-27 12:27:41 PM  
I'm having a problem with the physical mechanics of this. Did the guy yelled through his phone loud enough for the sound waves to disintegrate her hymen?


/ever seen that scene in Scanners, dude?
 
2008-04-27 12:28:40 PM  
turbidum: Now adding "phone" to the list of things that should not be shoved into a vag. . .

I once saw a porno tape (Max Hardcore, of course) where the entire "plot" revolved around a woman committing insurance fraud over a phone shoved up her anoos.

/don't bother, the tape itself sucked
 
2008-04-27 12:29:04 PM  
This guy is one smooth operator.
 
2008-04-27 12:29:50 PM  
Just more muslem ignorance and fear mongering.

/Wanders off to patent rape-phone blocking service.
 
2008-04-27 12:30:54 PM  
Sometimes, I think back into my life and remember the few times I've phone sexed, and with whom I did it.

And then I say "WTF!?"
 
2008-04-27 12:31:27 PM  
I think we should be focusing on Belac's comment that it's possible to be dateraped over the phone.

That's some weapons grade stupid right there.
 
2008-04-27 12:33:27 PM  
Jazzycat: zomg, phone goes where?

I think if the phone went there she'd still have a hymen and we wouldn't be having this problem.
 
2008-04-27 12:37:06 PM  
Belac: McKeesport: Wins the thread.


However, it's possible to be date-raped over the phone, coerced into phone sex the same way one can be coerced into real sex. That does not seem to be what TFA is referring to.


Coerced? Like what? "I'll kill your dog if you don't moan"? And "date-raped"? If you date people over the phone, getting raped is the least of your worries... Like getting out of your mom's basement and shedding a few hundred pounds
 
2008-04-27 12:37:25 PM  
My god, that's one hell of a convoluted syllogism. If your hymen is ruptured, then you are not a virgin, if you are not a virgin, then you have had sex, if you have had sex, then it may have been rape, even if the supposed rapist was miles away at the time that the hymen was ruptured. WTF Tunisia?

Belac However, it's possible to be date-raped over the phone, coerced into phone sex the same way one can be coerced into real sex. That does not seem to be what TFA is referring to.

I give it an 85% chance that you're trolling. But just in case: I suppose someone could force someone else to have phone sex by saying something like "Talk dirty to me or I'll come over there and kill your whole family." And that person would certainly have committed a crime. But phone sex isn't really sex, for any practical purpose, so force phone sex can't be rape. Saying that it's the legal and/or moral equivalent of rape dilutes the horror of true rape.
 
2008-04-27 12:39:58 PM  
Tigger: I think we should be focusing on Belac's comment that it's possible to be dateraped over the phone.

That's some weapons grade stupid right there.



Haha seriously. Why didn't she just hang the fark up?

This is ridiculous.

/+1 subby
 
2008-04-27 12:40:56 PM  
sounds kuje the plot of a late night skinimax flick, without the claims of rape.

do recall one i saw, back in highschool, guy could make women orgasm just be looking at them.
 
2008-04-27 12:41:39 PM  
ok, went and read TFA and allow me to translate how I saw things go down in my mind:

Girl fools around with some guy and loses her virginity.

Girl realizes that she can be killed for doing so.

Girl has a guy on the phone and they start to talk dirrty.

Girl realizes that she can claim rape and might get away with it.

Girls parents maybe figure out the truth but don't want the stigma that their daugther's a whore so they decide to press charges.

The whole town is Farking Retarded and thinks it's possible to be phone raped.

Guys is sentanced to death because the precious snowflake couldn't keep her legs closed. And is a liar.

Tunisia get's their own Fark tag.

... Profit?


/no sure how the last one fits in but it probably does.
 
2008-04-27 12:42:43 PM  
It's stories like this that make me think it would have been a good thing if Kennedy and Khrushchev had pressed the buttons.
 
2008-04-27 12:43:11 PM  
Open_Mouth_Inert_Foot: sounds kuje like the plot of a late night skinimax flick, without the claims of rape.

do recall one i saw, back in highschool, guy could make women orgasm just be looking at them.


ftfm, because i do have the lost intresting typos.
 
2008-04-27 12:43:42 PM  
Soo, her phone was set to "vibrate?"

Hummmmmmm!
 
2008-04-27 12:44:11 PM  
She was asking for it. Did you hear what she was wearing?
 
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