40oz_A_Knight: "Booo hoo the world doesn't conform to my retarded enviro-feminist bullshiat I'm being oppressed!"

/save the planet, OK, but this farking not-evidence-based emotional reactive environmentalism has to stop. "The Message from Water"? Seriously? Ride your bike into a volcano dumbass.


I think it's great when Fark's homosexual contingent weighs in with their thoughts.

/she's cute and near-naked. Who CARES about her cause?

FeBolas: She's not doing anything illegal. Why should she be harassed? I agree that she's probably a bit nutters... but she's going around saying love earth, be nice to each other, and drink lots of water. ...just don't look at her if you're THAT offended at a semi-nude body.

I wasn't referring to her interaction with the police by itself, but her whole kumbaya-singing earth-mysticism bullshiat outlook. To be clear, the cops should leave her alone. But her whole "big meanies" thing is hilarious and reveals the depths of her naivete and probable cognitive deficit.

El_Swino:

I'll reserve judgment on her body 'til I see it unobstructed, but her face is a 5 out of 10 at most.

El_Swino: /she's cute and near-naked. Who CARES about her cause?

she's a cute f*cking hippie. she may or may not bathe, and likely has an epic bush.

Gunz_drawn: //waits for mo'pastie pics.

Here you go, mate:


HOT!


STEAMY!


EXPOSED!


er... ON A WOMAN!

She would be most welcome at the Fremont Solstice parade.

/lots of nude bikers. highlight of the parade.
//though some shouldn't be nude in any context. most are ok

janks369: El_Swino: /she's cute and near-naked. Who CARES about her cause?

she's a cute f*cking hippie. she may or may not bathe, and likely has an epic bush.

You know who else had an epic bush and may or may not have liked to bathe?

I'm also wearing hemp panties, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/my balls itch

MassAsster: more of said crazy loon (NSFW sorta) - With video of said "nipples" ...

wow... she's really off her rocker. I mean not in an actually mentally ill sort of way, more in the "drank the kool aid" sort of way.

Native Americans just wanted to live in peace? Are you shiatting me? The extent of her knowledge on Native American history must be the pictures on Harley Davidson t-shirts.

"Gee, I wonder how the Indians ever made it.." Uhm, by exhausting the supply of resources in one area then moving along to another. You live in Ojai, skank. You're part of the sprawling LA-San Diego shiat Belt of SoCal. As you can see, we don't live in a hunter-gatherer society anymore because A) its incredibly inefficient and B) it's not logistically feasible to name two MINIMAL criteria.

And yes, while what you are doing is no technically illegal, you are exploiting the generic way that laws are written to allow flexibility and judgement in their exercise. When public decency laws in Ojai were enacted, I'm pretty sure they were concerned with giving reasonable criterion to what constitutes "indecent" while allowing flexibility for things like string bikinis that would be appropriate on the beach, but inappropriate 2 blocks away at a restaraunt.

Thank you for being one of those people who farks it up for everyone.

/rant.
//stupid hippies.
///Lives in SLO, the only crazies here come out at Farmers' Market

Lucky them. They get cute, scantily clad woman, and here in Atlanta, we get Baton Bob. :(

The best acid I ever took was bought from a girl with armpit hair at a Dead show.

Video of her in full non-attire getting arrested. She does have a smokin' bod.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=related&v=KVpjVb9tABA

With his clarification I got agree with 40oz., I believe wholeheartedly we should do more to help the environment.... which is why we should seriously be looking into increasing nuclear power production and investing in technology. This chick on the other hand seems to be the sort that goes "you can't hug children with nuclear arms." and then acts as if they've made some sort of profound announcement that the rest of us are simply too unenlightened to have come up with.

Still, not bad looking, I'ld hit it so long as she didn't try to make me give up steaks, booze or firearms.

MassAsster:
You know who else had an epic bush and may or may not have liked to bathe?

Frank Zappa?

litespeed74: Thanks! 1st thing that came to mind...

Ha! It was damned near the first thing that came to the thread, I just linked the picture. Ah well I'll take what nods I can get :)

About the chick in question - I was willing to give her the benefit of the doubt about not being an attention whore (people have different methods of protest and I try to keep an open mind) - then I read the bit about her basically ambushing the Catholics leaving Mass on Easter Sunday. That gig placed her firmly into the AW category.

MassAsster
first simul post woohoo!

Would hit it.

pelicanman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=related&v=KVpjVb9tABA

"You can't show pubic hair, they discriminate against hairy people"

well there it is folks - Hairy hippie showing too much out of control bush... Thats a rap- move along folks nothing more to see here.

janks369: El_Swino: /she's cute and near-naked. Who CARES about her cause?

she's a cute f*cking hippie. she may or may not bathe, and likely has an epic bush.

The trick to dealing with hippie chicks is to get them to go for a midnight swim. A few minutes in the water takes the crust off, and the hair isn't all that noticeable in the dark.

/the more you know

janks369: El_Swino: /she's cute and near-naked. Who CARES about her cause?

she's a cute f*cking hippie. she may or may not bathe, and likely has an epic bush.

Epic bush is just fine with me so long as it's a regularly-bathed epic bush. You closeted pedophiles can keep having your neurotic fits about female pubic hair.

As a fan of women who bike through town wearing pasties and g-strings I was very prepared to watch that video.

But then she opened her mouth and ruined it for everybody.

-I love that there are people with the courage of their convictions, agree with them or not. The courage to not conform is the only way any progress is made in this world. When I read the posts ragging on her it's like not even individual people speaking, more like the voice of the collective consciousness itself, chantng 'Conform, conform'...

I put it on 'mute'... and...
fapfapfapfapfapfapfap

sunshine_mcbihface: She's not hurting anyone, and she's just trying to do her part, misguided as it may be. The only problems people seem to have are with her *gasp* barely-there garments. I wish people would get over their ridiculous fear of the naked human body. If I want to run around naked, damnit, I should be allowed to run around naked!

There is no arrangement of words that can accurately communicate how much I agree with you.

/This
//Especially after viewing the profile.

Meh, she's a flake but a harmless one. Let her be.

I'd global warm it.

Swede: As a fan of women who bike through town wearing pasties and g-strings I was very prepared to watch that video.

But then she opened her mouth and ruined it for everybody.


I agree, we need more hawt chicks seeking attention! As for her yapping - it's nothing a ball-gag wouldn't easily fix. /the more you know

Activist = Attenetion Whore

always

Christian Bale: Do we know for sure that the g-string cartwheel girl and Pastie Lady aren't the same person?

No, we do not.

The g-string cartwheel girl has eyes that look like they can both focus at the same time. This one doesn't.

A scantily clad woman has some fans huh? I think this tag is more appropriate.

You know what sort of road rash she's going to get if she takes a header.

Those pasties offer no protection. Skinned nipples aren't much fun..

pleasebeagirlpleasebeagirlpleasebeagirlpleasebeagirlpleasebeagirlpleasebeagirl

*click*

YES!

crouchingturbo
Earth Friend Jen talks on Youtube.

Just watched the video - at least half of it. I keep thinking there's no way she's not completely drunk - but if she was she would most likely have been arrested for public intoxication or something.

Watches a bit more of the clip...

There's NO way she's sober...

/possibly bi-polar.
//she can do what she wants, I don't care.
///She'd be better company thant the Yale fart any day.

I don't see the problem... I mean, we've got "activists" who are blatantly hateful and offensive (Phelps, abortion clinic protesters), and they're allowed to be obnoxious and hateful... we've got loads of fat ugly people in America, and we're forced to look at them (they're everywhere)...

So a slim hottie wants to parade around in two band-aids and some string? So what? She's doing stuff men pay good money to see in dingy bars surrounded by the smell of depression and beer... she's doing it for free.

It's rather telling that the teen girls support her, while the don't-want-mom with her gaggle of crotch fruit find her offensive.

At least, because she loves water, she probably bathes... which is more than can be said for a lot of hippies.

Sounds like the girl my first boyfriend left me for. No, actually, she was worse.

I was supposed to use another image to convey "Fist of an angry god".

Please ignore that :D

TFA: Jennifer Moss, 32, a rough 32, known in Ojai as "Pastie Lady" or "Earth Friend Jen,"

FTFY. Creepy face. Only 3 years older than me. Feh.

She'll be all leather in a few years. Nudism sounds all fun and games, but nudists don't age well.

Right Wing Activists are the Worst:

Bill O'Reilly
Ann Coulter
Rush Limbaugh
Sean Hannity
Tony Snow
Supreme Court
Congressional Minority
John "Ace" McCain

The list goes on and on... thugs doing infinitely more damage than G-string lady.

she just does it cause riding a bike in your panties feels damn good, like riding a bike in a dress, only with not as much catcalls

Yeah, I'd reverse cowboy that. The face is meh, but her backside is definitely plough-able. Besides, hippy chicks have tons of stamina from walking everywhere they go, and after the first hour of sex the smell of sex overpowers the smell of armpit :)

Anybody have a picture of hte pastie lady from the back?


Link

sneaky jesus: OMG boobies everybody panic

Not that I particularly care one way or another, but I think the mods would have a good case for bannination or at least post removal for posting that picture.

Clearly there is some point at which depiction of something crosses the moderation line, even if it's not the actual thing itself.

You are a braver man than I!

You know, what is it with people protesting naked (practically if not literally) over subjects that have very little to do with nudity? Is it really just world-class attention-whoring?