Cars were whizzing past one of Ojai's busiest corners when Jennifer Moss decided to do a headstand, clad in only a G-string and flower-shaped pasties.

...and another Fark cliche lives on.

"The healing powers of water"

Drink it. Or you won't heal.

"She's got a great body," said one of the men. "But she's crazy as a loon."

There's a joke here about females in general. But, dammit, it's just not coming out...

She's an idiot. I'm not going to stop her, but she's an idiot.

She sounds nutty as a ...nutcake.

Kyosuke: ...and another Fark cliche lives on.

Does it ryhme with "smattention ore"?

She chose Easter Mass, she said, because "there are so many bad people who are hurting and destroying the Earth, and many of them are religious people."

This makes perfect sense to me.

Mmmm... pasties.

eff ewe: Mmmm... pasties.

Wait... that's not pastries. Never mind.

UberDave: FuturePastNow: She sounds nutty as a ...nutcake.


That means she's wild in the sack...


/Or she'll cut off your Johnson

Why can't it be both?

Weird. I used to work on her bike in Santa Barbara years ago. She must of done some drugs since then.

This trend has some possibilities of being great. It could also be quite scary. Let's hope for the best.

Ugh these people dont realize that this kind of publicity isnt helping their cause it just makes people talk about their tits. Why not educate yourself, run for some kind of office, and try to make the change. Being naked does nothing more than make people talk about your nudity. I dont mind, I wish she were in my town, but she isnt helping her cause.

And the link is farked for me so i cant even check the article to see if my assumptions are correct.

Ghastly: I'm a fan.

Came here to say this, agree 100%.

It's all fun and games until an 80-year old couple decide to imitate it.

TFA: "The issue we're looking at is exposure," said Jim Ellison, Ventura County's chief assistant district attorney. "We've assigned an attorney to do some research." "I'll be in my bunk... er... office checking her out... I mean... checking out her briefs... aw hell... fapping to porn like I always do, okay? Are you satisfied?!?! Geez!"

I'm a big fan of nubile young women wearing minimal amounts of clothing, so this is fine by me.

/three thumbs up!

ojai, i'm in ur streets, wearin mah gstrings

Earth Friend Jen talks on Youtube.

After seeing the towel on the seat, I'll pass.

attention seeker or not I'm in favor of more chick riding around on bikes dressed like this... the world would be a happier place!

Gunny Highway: helping her cause.

It's not like any of us would have cared about her cause had she not stripped down and did handstands in front of a church. I say run with it. Naked doesn't need a reason.

Try this in Pennsylvania in January and I'll be a fan.

Malicious Bastard: Gunny Highway: Ugh these people dont realize that this kind of publicity isnt helping their cause it just makes people talk about their tits.

What's the first thing Adam & Eve did after eating of the forbidden fruit? They covered their bodies.

The fact that tits are so distracting is mostly because of uptight religious morals.

uptight religious american morals.

moved to and the first thing you notice is that every busstop and newspaper is plastered with titties.

Approves.

rabidferret: when Jennifer Moss decided to do a headstand, clad in only a G-string and flower-shaped pasties.

WHERE the HELL was I and why was I not invited....


why does this kind of crap only happen when I am not around?

"They were very mean to me," she said. "They treated me like I'm insane."

"Booo hoo the world doesn't conform to my retarded enviro-feminist bullshiat I'm being oppressed!"

/save the planet, OK, but this farking not-evidence-based emotional reactive environmentalism has to stop. "The Message from Water"? Seriously? Ride your bike into a volcano dumbass.

Not so interested in her values, as her tits.

She's contributing to global warming, if by global, you mean "in my pants"

/etc., etc.

re-elect_jimmy_carter: uptight religious american morals.

moved to www.supercollage.com and the first thing you notice is that every busstop and newspaper is plastered with titties.

Which is why German's like such extreme pornography. "Titties? Bah, cover them with some shiat and vomit, then I'll be interested..."

//Preserve the power of the titty.

Sane
Intelligent
Attractive

I know that you can't have all three, but two would be nice.

Investigate 7-Eleven: German's Germans

40oz_A_Knight: "Booo hoo the world doesn't conform to my retarded enviro-feminist bullshiat I'm being oppressed!"

She's not doing anything illegal. Why should she be harassed? I agree that she's probably a bit nutters... but she's going around saying love earth, be nice to each other, and drink lots of water. ...just don't look at her if you're THAT offended at a semi-nude body.

I guess skin counts as "natural fiber clothing".
That sort of activism relies heavily on good weather.
I support it.

Huh?.

500 Professor McFun dollars to the person that shops "Look at me! I'm an attention whore" onto her sign.

40oz_A_Knight Quote 2008-04-27 04:09:15 PM
"They were very mean to me," she said. "They treated me like I'm insane."

"Booo hoo the world doesn't conform to my retarded enviro-feminist bullshiat I'm being oppressed!"

/save the planet, OK, but this farking not-evidence-based emotional reactive environmentalism has to stop. "The Message from Water"? Seriously? Ride your bike into a volcano dumbass.


Wow, sorry your Daddy beat you, but don't hold that grudge on everybody.

re-elect_jimmy_carter: Malicious Bastard: Gunny Highway: Ugh these people dont realize that this kind of publicity isnt helping their cause it just makes people talk about their tits.

What's the first thing Adam & Eve did after eating of the forbidden fruit? They covered their bodies.

The fact that tits are so distracting is mostly because of uptight religious morals.

uptight religious american morals.

moved to and the first thing you notice is that every busstop and newspaper is plastered with titties.

It's a wonderful thing.
Plus the outdoor/public drinking, and they smoke everywhere.
/The US has much to learn

rabidferret
Thanks! 1st thing that came to mind...

Do we know for sure that the g-string cartwheel girl and Pastie Lady aren't the same person?

No, we do not.

I came here for the pasties.


/ignores boss
//waits for mo'pastie pics.

more of said crazy loon (NSFW sorta) - With video of said "nipples" ...

Mmmmm Pasties....

/knows difference between a pastie and a pasty

I read the headline and the first thing I thought of was "Huh, guess Leslie is hanging out in L.A now...."


/Austin REPRESENT!

Buttle not Tuttle

Approves.

I came here for the Tom Waits reference, and was not disappointed.

/PS Brazil is one of my favorite movies.

I think that is kinda cute.

Also TITS!

She's not hurting anyone, and she's just trying to do her part, misguided as it may be. The only problems people seem to have are with her *gasp* barely-there garments. I wish people would get over their ridiculous fear of the naked human body. If I want to run around naked, damnit, I should be allowed to run around naked!