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(NW Florida Daily News)   Actual made for Fark headline: "Man denies huffing, caught with gold paint on face"   (nwfdailynews.com ) divider line
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2008-04-25 04:33:20 PM  
Florida is half of Fark.
 
2008-04-25 04:34:17 PM  
Maybe he was just putting on his C-3PO mask.
 
2008-04-25 04:34:58 PM  
farkingatwork: so people actually huff on lighter fluid?

Starter fluid is generally a mix of ethyl ether and naphtha, so it does have lighter fluid in it. You can distill the ether off, but most people are just too lazy and huff the ether + naphtha mix. The high is better then crack IMO.

Chloroform (a similar drug) can be made easily by reacting acetone and bleach, but causes cancer.
 
2008-04-25 04:36:22 PM  
Dan the Schman: Where's the other pic of the gold huffer? The more recent one?

i96.photobucket.com
 
2008-04-25 04:36:23 PM  
I guess he OG'd!
 
2008-04-25 04:36:57 PM  
Unimpressed:
www.channel4.com
 
2008-04-25 04:38:16 PM  
FTFA: The man's wife of 25 years told the officer that the 45-year-old man had been "huffing paint for 1 ½ years" and that he's managed to hide it.

Nobody noticed the paint on his face?
 
2008-04-25 04:39:57 PM  
THIS

Huffing paint leads to the inability to post anything but the word "this".
 
2008-04-25 04:40:34 PM  
GBmanNC: Raskolnikov's Angst: Any paint-huffers out their care to explain why gold paint seems to be so desirable for huffing purposes?

Well besides being, you know, gold and all.

Gold and silver get you higher because of the components that go into making those colors.

/so I've heard


I heard that it was because The Gold paint was heavier, it required more propellant, so it was a "better high".
 
2008-04-25 04:40:42 PM  
Had a guy at work who used to sniff markers, every once in a while he would have little black dots around his nose. He was getting off on the xylene.
 
2008-04-25 04:41:20 PM  
Der Poopflinger: FarkinHostile: Copper paint gives a better high.

but gold paint makes you feel rich


I loled.

Do emo huffers huff black paint?
 
2008-04-25 04:45:46 PM  
jst3p: Der Poopflinger: FarkinHostile: Copper paint gives a better high.

but gold paint makes you feel rich

I loled.

Do emo huffers huff black paint?


Goths huff bats.
 
2008-04-25 04:45:48 PM  
jst3p:

Do emo huffers huff black paint?


No, but they shiat bats.
 
2008-04-25 04:46:19 PM  
FTFA: The man's wife of 25 years told the officer that the 45-year-old man had been "huffing paint for 1 ½ years" and that he's managed to hide it.

How do you manage to hide this for a year and a half???
 
2008-04-25 04:46:31 PM  
two seconds...jeeez.
 
2008-04-25 04:46:58 PM  
Nitrites are a group of chemicals including cyclohexyl nitrite, amyl nitrite, and butyl nitrite. Nitrites are used mainly to enhance sexual experiences rather than to achieve a euphoric effect. Cyclohexyl nitrite is found in room deodorizers. Amyl nitrite comes in small, mesh-covered, sealed capsules that are popped or snapped in order to release the vapors. Because of this popping or snapping, these capsules are frequently called poppers or snappers. Butyl nitrite is often sold in small bottles that, like amyl nitrite capsules, are referred to as poppers. Nitrites are available in adult bookstores and shops and over the Internet.
 
2008-04-25 04:47:29 PM  
Erin Go Braless: FTFA: The man's wife of 25 years told the officer that the 45-year-old man had been "huffing paint for 1 ½ years" and that he's managed to hide it.

How do you manage to hide this for a year and a half???


Well, define 'hide'. She knew about it.
 
2008-04-25 04:47:32 PM  
Raskolnikov's Angst: Any paint-huffers out their care to explain why gold paint seems to be so desirable for huffing purposes?

Huffers say it tastes better. No difference in the high.
 
2008-04-25 04:48:24 PM  
In Russia, FARK submits headline to you!
 
2008-04-25 04:48:24 PM  
redbloodwyn: I think it has something to do with the chemicals in the gold/silver paint, the ones that make it specifically gold/silver. I don't know for sure, but I think someone said it on fark before and I was all "oooooooh!". I always wondered myself. Anyone please feel free to correct me and call me a dumbass.

That's what I heard, one of the greenlit articles about some huffer mentioned that too..
 
2008-04-25 04:49:17 PM  
img149.imageshack.us

Maybe he just got done taking a golden shower?
 
2008-04-25 04:49:29 PM  
exparrot: two seconds...jeeez.

Two seconds, for the win!
If goths huff bats, then Canadians huff snow.
 
2008-04-25 04:49:48 PM  
img213.imageshack.us
 
2008-04-25 04:52:21 PM  
BigHarv: If I want to hide something I don't put it all over my face.
 
2008-04-25 04:52:24 PM  
why is this illegal?
 
2008-04-25 04:53:16 PM  
kronicfeld

Night Man! Aaaahh-Aaahh-Aaaahhhh!!
 
2008-04-25 04:53:48 PM  
oh, there is more:
img528.imageshack.us
nicedeb.files.wordpress.com
hotlinked
 
2008-04-25 04:53:48 PM  
Raskolnikov's Angst: Any paint-huffers out their care to explain why gold paint seems to be so desirable for huffing purposes?

Well besides being, you know, gold and all.


I'm only a huffer in the past tense. Ether used to be legal for over-the-counter purchases so I did try that a few times way back in the day (walked uphill 5 miles both ways in the snow to get it).

Anyway, it's widely believed that Silver & Gold paints require more toluene than other colored paints.

Either that is true or people just like shiny stuff, or both.
 
2008-04-25 04:54:30 PM  
BigHarv: Erin Go Braless: FTFA: The man's wife of 25 years told the officer that the 45-year-old man had been "huffing paint for 1 ½ years" and that he's managed to hide it.

How do you manage to hide this for a year and a half???

Well, define 'hide'. She knew about it.


She was probably distracted by her own meth usage to notice his huffing.

/got ilk?
 
2008-04-25 04:55:20 PM  
redbloodwyn: Raskolnikov's Angst: Any paint-huffers out their care to explain why gold paint seems to be so desirable for huffing purposes?

Well besides being, you know, gold and all.

I think it has something to do with the chemicals in the gold/silver paint, the ones that make it specifically gold/silver. I don't know for sure, but I think someone said it on fark before and I was all "oooooooh!". I always wondered myself. Anyone please feel free to correct me and call me a dumbass.



*points*
Dumbass!
 
2008-04-25 04:55:54 PM  
IXI Jim IXI:
Just another case of life imitating Fark.

rims
 
2008-04-25 04:56:18 PM  
Lars The Canadian Viking: It has touline in it, which produces a pretty damn nice euphoria.

It's toluene not touline, and it will fark you up. I stick to sterno myself.
 
2008-04-25 04:57:28 PM  
Gold is fine but silver's quicker-
suicide is slow with spray paint.
Wait,..what?
 
2008-04-25 04:57:38 PM  
cretinbob

That would explain much.
 
2008-04-25 04:57:38 PM  
Pair-o-Dice: IXI Jim IXI:
Just another case of life imitating Fark.

rims


this
 
2008-04-25 04:58:34 PM  
Aeonite: Goldmember was one of the worst movies ever, and the only movie I've ever walked out of.

Here's 20 dollars. Go buy yourself a sense of humor.
 
2008-04-25 04:59:43 PM  
BigHarv: jst3p: Der Poopflinger: FarkinHostile: Copper paint gives a better high.

but gold paint makes you feel rich

I loled.

Do emo huffers huff black paint?

Goths huff bats.


I bet the bats find that uncomfortable, you can almost hear their sonar screaming "I NEED AN ADULT, I NEED AN ADULT!".
/oh you meant beat you down kinda bats
 
2008-04-25 05:00:05 PM  
THE_WIZ: .I stick to sterno myself.

Real tomato catchup, Eddy?
 
2008-04-25 05:01:30 PM  
I like amyl nitrate better than spray paint.
 
2008-04-25 05:01:36 PM  
ChemicalRummy: oh, there is more:


hotlinked


is face isn't as covered, is he cutting back. "WOAH MAN I need to cut down on the gold paint, the canadian tire bill is just killin' me!"
 
2008-04-25 05:02:17 PM  
ohdoublereally
Huffing paint leads to the inability to post anything but the word "this".

this.


/c'mon! you kew it was coming.....
 
2008-04-25 05:02:37 PM  
fark_your_mudder: Maybe he was just putting on his C-3PO mask.

so I put on my C-3PO mask...
 
2008-04-25 05:02:50 PM  
Erin Go Braless: BigHarv: If I want to hide something I don't put it all over my face.

Yes, and if I want to get farked up, I drink. This guy's a huffer; he didn't drop by the station to see if they had any extra cans.

And I feel like your comment really needs something along the lines of a 'Then why don't you wear more makeup!' response, but you're good looking.
 
2008-04-25 05:04:43 PM  
Der Poopflinger: is face isn't as covered, is he cutting back. "WOAH MAN I need to cut down on the gold paint, the canadian tire bill is just killin' me!"

However, his mouth is moving further and further to the left, which means he could just be missing more often.
 
2008-04-25 05:04:59 PM  
All of the smart huffers use this:

www.armsmodelit.com.au
 
2008-04-25 05:05:18 PM  
Der Poopflinger: BigHarv: jst3p: Der Poopflinger: FarkinHostile: Copper paint gives a better high.

but gold paint makes you feel rich

I loled.

Do emo huffers huff black paint?

Goths huff bats.

I bet the bats find that uncomfortable, you can almost hear their sonar screaming "I NEED AN ADULT, I NEED AN ADULT!".
/oh you meant beat you down kinda bats


No, no you had it right the first time. I don't know how it would work in either case; maybe it's a kind of 'cheesing'.
 
2008-04-25 05:05:19 PM  
number_seven
ohdoublereally
Huffing paint leads to the inability to post anything but the word "this".

this.


/c'mon! you kew it was coming.....


So what's your favorite shade of paint?
 
2008-04-25 05:08:55 PM  
Aurric: Der Poopflinger: is face isn't as covered, is he cutting back. "WOAH MAN I need to cut down on the gold paint, the canadian tire bill is just killin' me!"

However, his mouth is moving further and further to the left, which means he could just be missing more often.


LOL
/on another note coffee out your nose isn't a good thing
 
2008-04-25 05:09:06 PM  
RiverKing
Nitrites are a group of chemicals including cyclohexyl nitrite, amyl nitrite, and butyl nitrite. Nitrites are used mainly to enhance sexual experiences rather than to achieve a euphoric effect. Cyclohexyl nitrite is found in room deodorizers. Amyl nitrite comes in small, mesh-covered, sealed capsules that are popped or snapped in order to release the vapors. Because of this popping or snapping, these capsules are frequently called poppers or snappers. Butyl nitrite is often sold in small bottles that, like amyl nitrite capsules, are referred to as poppers. Nitrites are available in adult bookstores and shops and over the Internet.

Amyl supposedly also relaxes the muscles as part of the high. So it helps make anal sex easier for the recipient. Supposedly.

So a gay friend told me in high school.
 
2008-04-25 05:09:49 PM  
Man writes short story about paint huffers who like gold paint. In 1995.

Man sees news stories about paint huffers, reads and clips.

Man comments on reality as distinct from paint huffing, reveals how he thought of the huffing story.

http://www.chrisblanc.org/blog/lit/2008/04/25/reality-imitates-fictio​n​/

Includes mugshots but not of author.
 
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