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xenophon10k		2008-04-25 03:41:25 PM

Cue the gold-paint-huffer mug shot.

The Fourth Karamazov		2008-04-25 03:47:16 PM

Again?

The Fourth Karamazov		2008-04-25 03:49:33 PM

Unimpressed

Kanyon		2008-04-25 03:53:10 PM

No mugshot? FAIL.

Shadow Blasko		2008-04-25 03:58:42 PM

Too easy

rFarke		2008-04-25 04:15:13 PM

reverse fark!

Mopmonster		2008-04-25 04:15:28 PM

Link farked already? Geez.

moneyfink		2008-04-25 04:15:42 PM

Clicked 36 times; posted to Main on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 at 4:11 PM
Farked?!

The Malingerer		2008-04-25 04:15:47 PM

Link is farked after 36 clicks?!

Yume no Hikari		2008-04-25 04:16:08 PM

Kanyon: No mugshot? FAIL.

Came here to say this.

/DNRTFA yet. Farked already?

Nedra		2008-04-25 04:16:33 PM

We need all photo shopped versions posted for our viewing pleasure.

Headso		2008-04-25 04:16:36 PM

does gold get you farked up the most?

Knuckassin		2008-04-25 04:16:47 PM

I don't want to see one of these stories ever again unless it was the original asshat.

/Like Hollywood, I am a sucker for bad sequels

gamerchick_		2008-04-25 04:16:51 PM

Raskolnikov's Angst		2008-04-25 04:17:18 PM

Any paint-huffers out their care to explain why gold paint seems to be so desirable for huffing purposes?

Well besides being, you know, gold and all.

70Ford		2008-04-25 04:17:44 PM

/approved

TrainingWheelsNeeded		2008-04-25 04:18:20 PM

ftfa: "The man was charged with inhalation of a harmful chemical substance, a misdemeanor."

should there really be acharge for this, can't we let him take care of himself

eff ewe		2008-04-25 04:18:56 PM

70Ford: /approved

That is NOT what I expect for "love jam"

Ruca		2008-04-25 04:19:02 PM

Link farked and no mugshot.

Could it be our gold-faced warriors buddy?

I'll never know, now.

Eric_PDX		2008-04-25 04:19:04 PM

Raskolnikov's Angst: Any paint-huffers out their care to explain why gold paint seems to be so desirable for huffing purposes?

Well besides being, you know, gold and all.

THIS

I can understand illicit drugs, and we've all done a few 'whip-its'. (high school FTW, LAWL) But why the bloody hell would you want paint???

Yume no Hikari		2008-04-25 04:19:12 PM

Raskolnikov's Angst: Any paint-huffers out their care to explain why gold paint seems to be so desirable for huffing purposes?

Well besides being, you know, gold and all.

Not a paint-huffer, but have you ever uncapped one of those gold paint markers? The carrier they use could knock you on your ass at fifty paces.

blitzy		2008-04-25 04:20:13 PM

gold paint's a helluva drug

the-meter-man		2008-04-25 04:20:23 PM

Mayhem of the Black Underclass		2008-04-25 04:20:56 PM

TFA:Man denies huffing, caught with gold paint on face
Wendy Victora
Friday April 25th, 2008
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A Crestview Police Department officer called to a local RV park had no trouble locating the man suspected of huffing paint, according to an arrest report. In surveying the park, the officer noticed a man sitting in a lawn chair outside of a residence. He asked if the man had been huffing paint and the man said no.

However, when the officer approached and shined his flashlight toward the man, he noticed what appeared to be "fresh, gold-colored paint clinging to his nose and cheeks." The officer also noticed paint in the man's facial hair.

Under the man's chair, the officer located a can of spray paint.
The man continued to deny that he was huffing paint, but the officer placed him under arrest.

The man's wife of 25 years told the officer that the 45-year-old man had been "huffing paint for 1 ½ years" and that he's managed to hide it.

Read related story: Husband kicked out of camper for 'huffing' (not a rickroll)

She added that she was unable to stop him because "he thinks there's nothing wrong with it."

The man was charged with inhalation of a harmful chemical substance, a misdemeanor.

The Malingerer		2008-04-25 04:21:11 PM

link is unfarked, but slow.

FarkinHostile		2008-04-25 04:21:24 PM

Copper paint gives a better high.

draaga		2008-04-25 04:21:37 PM

TrainingWheelsNeeded: ftfa: "The man was charged with inhalation of a harmful chemical substance, a misdemeanor."

should there really be acharge for this, can't we let him take care of himself

THIS!

redbloodwyn		2008-04-25 04:21:45 PM

Raskolnikov's Angst: Any paint-huffers out their care to explain why gold paint seems to be so desirable for huffing purposes?

Well besides being, you know, gold and all.

I think it has something to do with the chemicals in the gold/silver paint, the ones that make it specifically gold/silver. I don't know for sure, but I think someone said it on fark before and I was all "oooooooh!". I always wondered myself. Anyone please feel free to correct me and call me a dumbass.

Dan the Schman		2008-04-25 04:21:50 PM

Where's the other pic of the gold huffer? The more recent one?

Somebody must have it.

Aeonite		2008-04-25 04:22:00 PM

Goldmember was one of the worst movies ever, and the only movie I've ever walked out of.

Yume no Hikari		2008-04-25 04:22:37 PM

70Ford: [J-pop album promo poster]
/approved

I'm of two minds about this:

1. "Oh, Japan" for the obvious play to the bukkake fans.
2. A feeling like I should know who the singer is.

/did I just earn my weeaboo badge?
//how can I get it revoked?

Russ1642		2008-04-25 04:24:53 PM

I can't imagine what that would taste like, or how sick you'd get.

Der Poopflinger		2008-04-25 04:25:16 PM

FarkinHostile: Copper paint gives a better high.

but gold paint makes you feel rich

Der Poopflinger		2008-04-25 04:25:51 PM

Aeonite: Goldmember was one of the worst movies ever, and the only movie I've ever walked out of.

get a sense of humor then.

Lars The Canadian Viking		2008-04-25 04:26:01 PM

Eric_PDX: Raskolnikov's Angst: Any paint-huffers out their care to explain why gold paint seems to be so desirable for huffing purposes?

Well besides being, you know, gold and all.

THIS

I can understand illicit drugs, and we've all done a few 'whip-its'. (high school FTW, LAWL) But why the bloody hell would you want paint???

It has touline in it, which produces a pretty damn nice euphoria. It is also nerotoxic though, so repeated use is going to leave you dumb enough to live in a trailer park. Someone needs to turn this guy on to ether (starter fluid), it's not really all that bad for you and just as fun and addictive.

debug		2008-04-25 04:27:58 PM

draaga: TrainingWheelsNeeded: ftfa: "The man was charged with inhalation of a harmful chemical substance, a misdemeanor."

should there really be acharge for this, can't we let him take care of himself

THIS!

Yeah, I don't get why this activity is against the law. It's a legal substance. Wouldn't car mechanics be guilty of inhaling a harmful chemical substance every single day at work? Or anyone that walks through a cloud of exhaust as they cross the street?

Hmm, does this law apply to smoking? Surely cigarette smoke is a harmful chemecial substance.

eff ewe		2008-04-25 04:28:00 PM

http://www.nypress.com/19/41/news&columns/41Huffington.jpg

Not impressed.

ajt167		2008-04-25 04:28:41 PM

eff ewe: 70Ford: /approved

That is NOT what I expect for "love jam"

to be honest, it's nearly exactly what i expected. but i thought it would be ruv jam.

zpb52		2008-04-25 04:29:04 PM

eff ewe: http://www.nypress.com/19/41/news&columns/41Huffington.jpg

Not impressed.

HTMfaiL

GBmanNC		2008-04-25 04:29:24 PM

Raskolnikov's Angst: Any paint-huffers out their care to explain why gold paint seems to be so desirable for huffing purposes?

Well besides being, you know, gold and all.

Gold and silver get you higher because of the components that go into making those colors.

/so I've heard

palelizard		2008-04-25 04:29:35 PM

Yume no Hikari:
/did I just earn my weeaboo badge?

Did someone say 'weeaboo'?

IXI Jim IXI		2008-04-25 04:29:36 PM

Just another case of life imitating Fark.

robbiedo		2008-04-25 04:29:47 PM

70Ford: /approved

I think I just fell in love.. I can even see little hearts bubbling from the top of my head.

Tenth_Muse		2008-04-25 04:29:51 PM

How hilarious. I was just trying to ship something to Crestview (no, not a case of paint) and UPS won't make a Saturday delivery anywhere in that town. Nor could I have anything delivered Early AM on Monday. I thought... what kind of a place is this?

NOW I know. Thank you, Fark!

70Ford		2008-04-25 04:29:58 PM

//Ai Otsuka

www.amus-ent.com

blendo		2008-04-25 04:30:04 PM

It's not Fark, It's News.com

farkingatwork		2008-04-25 04:30:12 PM

Lars The Canadian Viking: Eric_PDX: Raskolnikov's Angst: Any paint-huffers out their care to explain why gold paint seems to be so desirable for huffing purposes?

Well besides being, you know, gold and all.

THIS

I can understand illicit drugs, and we've all done a few 'whip-its'. (high school FTW, LAWL) But why the bloody hell would you want paint???

It has touline in it, which produces a pretty damn nice euphoria. It is also nerotoxic though, so repeated use is going to leave you dumb enough to live in a trailer park. Someone needs to turn this guy on to ether (starter fluid), it's not really all that bad for you and just as fun and addictive.

so people actually huff on lighter fluid?

hotter than the ads		2008-04-25 04:30:19 PM

Hooray! The government is here to protect me from myself again!

FarkinHostile		2008-04-25 04:30:25 PM

Der Poopflinger

FarkinHostile: Copper paint gives a better high.

but gold paint makes you feel rich

"First of all, let's get one thing straight. Copper paint is cheap. I make too much for me to ever huff copper paint. Let's get that straight, okay? We don't do copper paint. We don't do that. Copper paint is wack.

palelizard		2008-04-25 04:32:19 PM

farkingatwork: so people actually huff on lighter fluid?

It's a trend to which folks are warming.

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