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(Radar Magazine)   Northwestern University law school students practice their chair-throwing skills on news that Jerry Springer will be their graduation speaker   (radaronline.com) divider line 33
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2008-04-25 01:17:13 PM
Wow, ill bet these guys feel really fu*kin' honored.
 
2008-04-25 01:17:51 PM
FIRST
 
2008-04-25 01:20:15 PM
dothemath

some noob didn't read the farq
 
2008-04-25 01:21:10 PM
SECOND

but seriously, Jerry Springer seems like a pretty intelligent guy, what exactly is so "dumbass" about this?
 
2008-04-25 01:21:22 PM
albo: dothemath

some noob didn't read the farq


Some dipshiat thinks I care.
 
2008-04-25 01:21:45 PM
albo you ruined it
 
2008-04-25 01:23:00 PM
Some dipshiat thinks I care.

who sponsored you to TF, Satan?
 
2008-04-25 01:24:26 PM
what exactly is so "dumbass" about this?

first off, the guy speaking to future lawyers was nailed in a prostitution sting. not the best example, unless its the graduation of the Eliot Spitzer School of Law and Hot Hookers
 
2008-04-25 01:27:01 PM
albo: Some dipshiat thinks I care.

who sponsored you to TF, Satan?


I believe their handle was albosmom
 
2008-04-25 01:27:38 PM
Three years of law school and you get to see Springer. F that.

Then again, my grad speaker isn't that great either, but they surely aren't an attention whore...well, yeah they are (they're a lawyer, it's how the profession rolls), but not to this extent.
 
2008-04-25 01:28:09 PM
albo: some noob didn't read the farq

dothemath: Some dipshiat thinks I care.



Ooooh, you're a REBEL, aren't you?
 
2008-04-25 01:29:29 PM
dothemath: I believe their handle was albosmom

nah, she was screwing fb- last night

if you get anymore funny you'll advance up the ladder of comedy to "witless dolt"
 
2008-04-25 01:32:01 PM
albo: dothemath: I believe their handle was albosmom

nah, she was screwing fb- last night

if you get anymore funny you'll advance up the ladder of comedy to "witless dolt"


Can I take the elevator? Im fat and lazy.
 
2008-04-25 01:33:49 PM
I don't know about the reputation of their law school, specifically, but it's kind of hard to believe that Springer is the best that Northwestern can do for a commencement speaker.
 
2008-04-25 01:33:55 PM
You guys are all poopie-heads!
 
2008-04-25 01:35:33 PM
DrBenway: albo: some noob didn't read the farq

dothemath: Some dipshiat thinks I care.



Ooooh, you're a REBEL, aren't you?


Which one of us are you calling a REBEL?

I dont think that pointing out someones dipshiattery is particularly rebellious but maybe you have led a sheltered life. Im sorry if I offended your delicate sensibilities.
 
2008-04-25 01:35:39 PM
DrBenway: I don't know about the reputation of their law school, specifically, but it's kind of hard to believe that Springer is the best that Northwestern can do for a commencement speaker.

Former Mayor of Cincinnatti and celebrity talk show host? Sounds pretty damn good to me.
 
2008-04-25 01:42:22 PM
He was a pretty successful politician and very successful and occasionally thoughtful entertainer. He only screwed up by paying for a prostitute with a check while he was in office. Not a bad speaker choice.
 
2008-04-25 01:42:53 PM
dothemath:

Which one of us are you calling a REBEL?

I dont think that pointing out someones dipshiattery is particularly rebellious but maybe you have led a sheltered life. Im sorry if I offended your delicate sensibilities.



Dipshiattery like going "FIRST," perhaps?
 
2008-04-25 01:47:21 PM
DrBenway: dothemath:

Which one of us are you calling a REBEL?

I dont think that pointing out someones dipshiattery is particularly rebellious but maybe you have led a sheltered life. Im sorry if I offended your delicate sensibilities.


Dipshiattery like going "FIRST," perhaps?


No, I meant like having a Proto-Goth Icon Selector in your hipster-doofus profile section.

I would have pegged you as Festus From "Gunsmoke".
 
2008-04-25 01:49:59 PM
the voices in your head: SECOND

but seriously, Jerry Springer seems like a pretty intelligent guy, what exactly is so "dumbass" about this?


He is definitely smart enough to tap into the average Americans "inner redneck" and get insanely rich while doing it.
 
2008-04-25 02:03:21 PM
I used to occasionally listen to his radio show when I had XM. He was completely different from what he is like on TV. I think the TV show is just a gravy train for him. So he likes booty...
 
2008-04-25 02:06:54 PM
dothemath:

I would have pegged you as Festus From "Gunsmoke".


I was always more of a "Chester" guy, actually.
 
2008-04-25 02:09:48 PM
EmmaLou: Three years of law school and you get to see Springer. F that.


Hmmm. Let's see.

1. He's a lawyer.
2. He's an alumnus, having gotten his law degree at Northwestern.
3. He's a former aide to Robert F. Kennedy.
4. He's a former Cleveland city councilman.
5. He's a former Cleveland mayor.
6. He's a former news reporter.
7. He's successfully transformed his career away from law (like many lawyers really want).
8. He's got a fascinating TV show (in a perverse sort of way).

Sounds like a pretty interesting commencement speaker.
 
2008-04-25 02:12:40 PM
Correction. Make that Cincinnati. Not Cleveland.
 
2008-04-25 02:17:14 PM
Incredulous: Sounds like a pretty interesting commencement speaker.

If not particularly inspiring, but hey, their just a bunch of fu*kin' lawyers right? Who do they want? The Pope? Ill bet they just want to yell "Heeey, Its'a da' pope'a!!"
 
2008-04-25 02:17:52 PM
they're


shiat
 
2008-04-25 02:20:06 PM
albo: first off, the guy speaking to future lawyers was nailed in a prostitution sting.

If I remember correctly he got busted because he paid the hooker with a check and used his real name.
 
2008-04-25 03:49:51 PM
This thread has as many flames as a George Foreman grill.
 
2008-04-25 03:57:51 PM
THIRTIETH

I would LOVE to see him speak, or better yet, have a conversation with him. He's one of the few public figures whose motivations and intentions truly elude me, and I don't know if I should be in awe or in horror of him.
 
2008-04-25 06:05:21 PM
I came into this thread just to see the Boobies.

Dumbest. Boobies. Evar.
 
2008-04-25 06:13:07 PM
the voices in your head: This thread has as many flames as a George Foreman grill.

The George Foreman grill is glorious. No flame, just a steady drip of grease. Do not mock George Foreman grill.
 
2008-04-26 01:21:59 PM
the voices in your head, CPennypacker, xuanzhiyouxuan, jaxwally, Incredulous, Meat's dream

This.

"This American Life" talks with Cincinatti folks who knew him back in the day.

Jerry, we barely knew (know?) thee.
 
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