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MasterThief		2008-04-24 01:39:05 PM

Scissor me timbers!

runchkin		2008-04-24 01:41:35 PM

Now, no way.

As a teenager, if it had a pulse I would have probably hit it.

gravital		2008-04-24 01:53:19 PM

well, at least now we know why she seems to have a little chin rash

Kome		2008-04-24 02:19:55 PM

runchkin: As a teenager, if it had a pulse I would have probably hit it.

I feel sorry for any pets you had growing up.

veedeevadeevoodee		2008-04-24 02:26:00 PM

TEH HERP

ChemicalRummy		2008-04-24 02:32:39 PM

Chesapeake police spokeswoman Christi Golden said Samaniego is accused of having sexual relations with a 17-year-old female student.

All you need to do is imagine a paper bag into that situation.

Nestea Plunge		2008-04-24 02:41:59 PM

Fluff Girl		2008-04-24 02:43:55 PM

gravital: well, at least now we know why she seems to have a little chin rashiathink the student needs to become familiar with the Mach III.

runchkin		2008-04-24 02:44:50 PM

Kome: I feel sorry for any pets you had growing up.

Well played, sir, well played.

Fluff Girl		2008-04-24 02:49:32 PM

Fluff Girl: gravital: well, at least now we know why she seems to have a little chin rashiathink the student needs to become familiar with the Mach III.

Annnd, Fluff Girl needs to become familiar with "preview."

Adman12		2008-04-24 03:19:27 PM

I think she's got some roast beef on her chin.

CDP		2008-04-24 03:21:06 PM

TFA : Samaniego is accused of having sexual relations with a 17-year-old female student.

That's hawt!

xtex		2008-04-24 03:41:52 PM

CDP: That's hawt!

The one on the left looks like an amputee.

Sarcastica75		2008-04-24 03:53:49 PM

veedeevadeevoodee: TEH HERP

I came in to say this.

robisfunky		2008-04-24 03:55:12 PM

ACK! DO NOT have a basketball jones!

nikatkins		2008-04-24 03:55:13 PM

runchkin: Kome: I feel sorry for any pets you had growing up.

Well played, sir, well played.

Made me lol.

IdBeCrazyIf		2008-04-24 03:55:18 PM

I didn't see it in the article, was she bumping bagels or riding the sausage?

Whodat?		2008-04-24 03:55:40 PM

xtex: CDP: That's hawt!

The one on the left looks like an amputee.

That's her elbow, lad.

Rodeodoc		2008-04-24 03:55:49 PM

Sarcastica75: veedeevadeevoodee: TEH HERP

I came in to say this.

Me too.

rustyspork		2008-04-24 03:55:49 PM

CDP: TFA : Samaniego is accused of having sexual relations with a 17-year-old female student.

That's hawt!

I'll be in my bunk.

greighwolf		2008-04-24 03:56:10 PM

GAH! Not want ... herpface!!! herpface!!!

Solid State Vittles		2008-04-24 03:56:44 PM

I'm shocked to learn that there are lesbians that have infiltrated the ranks of girls basketball. What's next? Softball?

KAVORKA		2008-04-24 03:57:02 PM

That's my high school! Cool... Oh come on, 23 and 17 isn't even that much of a scandal. If it wasn't lesbians at a conservative, elite southern high school, nobody would care.

eelcat		2008-04-24 03:57:03 PM

Ika7734		2008-04-24 03:57:13 PM

Now if she's a coach that actually can play the sport, and runs and is in shape, she'd be nice and tight. Doggie style can remove all sorts of ugly.

Mr_Fabulous		2008-04-24 03:57:34 PM

23 and 17. That's not excusing the breach of professional ethics...but it ain't exactly kiddie-rape, either.

I had a torrid affair with my 23 y.o. Chem teacher when I was 17 (true story). Believe me, she wasn't the mature one in that relationship. Not by a longshot.

robisfunky		2008-04-24 03:57:58 PM

Form a single line, please.
/There's plenty for everyone.
//No pushing.

idrow		2008-04-24 03:58:28 PM

Lassie is wanted for questioning

dwade		2008-04-24 03:58:43 PM

IdBeCrazyIf: I didn't see it in the article, was she bumping bagels or riding the sausage?

Girl on girl

mreuther		2008-04-24 03:58:52 PM

She needs Valtrex, STAT!

kellyshannon		2008-04-24 03:58:55 PM

Solid State Vittles
I'm shocked to learn that there are lesbians that have infiltrated the ranks of girls basketball. What's next? Softball?

Damnit, solid. I came here to say that. Neither of us are very clever, eh?

farbekrieg		2008-04-24 03:59:00 PM

xtex: CDP: That's hawt!

The one on the left looks like an amputee.

Thats hawt!

/time to get freaky with your stump baby
//doesnt have to be a dexter reference if you dont want it to be

GoldSpider		2008-04-24 03:59:26 PM

Mr_Fabulous: I had a torrid affair with my 23 y.o. Chem teacher when I was 17 (true story). Believe me, she wasn't the mature one in that relationship. Not by a longshot.

Pictures or it never happened.

Rann Xerox		2008-04-24 03:59:48 PM

Kome: runchkin: As a teenager, if it had a pulse I would have probably hit it.

I feel sorry for any pets you had growing up.

Send me a new keyboard, you beautiful bastard!

IdBeCrazyIf		2008-04-24 04:00:24 PM

dwade: IdBeCrazyIf: I didn't see it in the article, was she bumping bagels or riding the sausage?

Girl on girl

Okay let's rate the hotness then.

She's an easy 7, throw some makeup and what not and Im sure we can get an 8.
The herp takes away 5, so she's now a 2
Add in girl on girl and we can arrive at a 9.

Yep.. I'd hit. With valtrex and double wrapped.

eelcat		2008-04-24 04:00:26 PM

Mr_Fabulous: 23 and 17. That's not excusing the breach of professional ethics...but it ain't exactly kiddie-rape, either.

I had a torrid affair with my 23 y.o. Chem teacher when I was 17 (true story). Believe me, she wasn't the mature one in that relationship. Not by a longshot.

I wish to subscribe to your newsletter....

I Have Assumed Control		2008-04-24 04:00:45 PM

Better article with pic

http://208.62.60.4/40/article_2132.shtml

Solid State Vittles		2008-04-24 04:00:45 PM

kellyshannon: Damnit, solid. I came here to say that. Neither of us are very clever, eh?

I'm not the sharpest bulb in the, um, box...

(actually said by a friend of mine)

jayrman123		2008-04-24 04:00:45 PM

She looks like someone beat the fark out of her.

dc-kid		2008-04-24 04:00:54 PM

giggity

robisfunky		2008-04-24 04:01:41 PM

IdBeCrazyIf:

Yep.. I'd hit. With valtrex and double wrapped.

i238.photobucket.com

twistedbastard		2008-04-24 04:01:47 PM

Avoid the Herply Erplies!

dreamcrusher		2008-04-24 04:03:46 PM

Better pics from the school's website (new window).

Great Janitor		2008-04-24 04:04:03 PM

Here, Pedobear sex video(not safe for pretty much anyone):

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Wi69zA8Q5ds

AceThunder		2008-04-24 04:05:01 PM

Ashley Samaniego, a 23-year-old Chesapeake resident, has been charged with contributing to the delinquency of a minor

So if you have sex, while underage, you are a delinquent?
Never understood that part of the law, unless alcohol or drugs were involved but the story lacks any of that info. But seeing the picture, I would two cases of Stroh's and a few lines to even think about it.

/Probably not, I'd probably hit it after a 12 pack

dr grant		2008-04-24 04:05:08 PM

GoldSpider		2008-04-24 04:05:21 PM

Are the above links Rickrolls? Somebody (not me!) aughtta check them out.

fireclown		2008-04-24 04:05:35 PM

They don't drink nor smoke. Norfolk.

/seems that is not the case.
/giggity

Premeditated_Road_Rage		2008-04-24 04:05:39 PM

idrow
Lassie is wanted for questioning

I came here for the Porky's reference and you did not disappoint. Thank you.

\waits for next weeks "Can't be... I fired those two..." follow-up