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(The New York Times)   What is Bill Clinton thinking?   ( divider line
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2008-04-24 08:22:11 AM  
Take it off!
2008-04-24 08:26:15 AM  
If she doesn't win this goddamed primary I'm going to get pegged every night for the next 8 years.
2008-04-24 08:29:16 AM  
Obama Abides.
2008-04-24 08:31:17 AM  
"Make it stop. Please, Lord, make it stop."
2008-04-24 08:45:57 AM  
"Dangit, Chelsea took all my ones."
2008-04-24 09:00:19 AM

While Chelsea illustrates the size of her father's penis for reporters, Bill ponders whether or not bombarding Hillary with radiation to mutate her into a 30' tall giant was really such a good campaign strategy after all.
2008-04-24 09:01:38 AM  
"She's going to make me hit that if she wins, isn't she?"
2008-04-24 09:04:51 AM  
"But... but... but... my God, what a huge butt!"
2008-04-24 09:07:33 AM  
"I wish she wouldn't splash out on expensive women's clothing. After all, that's my job."
2008-04-24 09:41:19 AM  
" I put 5 of them right in her drink... how is she still standing?"
2008-04-24 10:12:08 AM  
"Thank God she's not wearing a skirt"
2008-04-24 10:28:00 AM  
"I could have a sex change and move to Rio and no one would ever find me."
2008-04-24 10:32:45 AM  
Keep it on!
2008-04-24 10:38:26 AM  
I miss my "humidor"...
2008-04-24 10:45:52 AM  
Oh God, I got Chelsea pregnant.
2008-04-24 10:48:30 AM  
what he is always thinking.

"boobies boobies boobies boobies boobies boobies..."
2008-04-24 11:00:31 AM  
2008-04-24 11:00:38 AM  
"And people wonder why I cigarred that Lewinsky chick.
2008-04-24 11:01:23 AM  
goddamned wizard sleeve
2008-04-24 11:02:31 AM  
*yawwwn* ... might as well practice my Jack Benny pose
2008-04-24 11:02:44 AM  
She doesn't have a chance.
2008-04-24 11:03:09 AM  
I'm a shaaaaark
2008-04-24 11:03:51 AM  
She used to have so much junk in that trunk. Now, she has my grandmother's ass.
2008-04-24 11:04:48 AM  
Man, one trip to Vegas, and I ended up married to that thing.
2008-04-24 11:05:08 AM  
The Daily Show was awesome when they had him on. He told Stewart how if she became president, "I just may slit my throat".
2008-04-24 11:05:34 AM  
i could have sworn she was hotter last night.
2008-04-24 11:06:32 AM  
Abandoning the "clap, clap, point, point" pre-speech ritual the Clinton campaign adopts the team effort of "clap, clap, facepalm" to summon the ballot gods.
2008-04-24 11:06:44 AM  
I can't believe I'm missing Ugly Betty for this shiat.
2008-04-24 11:06:49 AM  
I hope my Tourette’s Syndrome doesn't start acting up again because I am thinking some real nasty thoughts right about now!
2008-04-24 11:06:53 AM

Hmmmm....I think tonight I will play the "back 9" so I don't have to look her in the face.
2008-04-24 11:07:28 AM  
Chelsea: Mom told me that Obama is this big but don't tell my dad.

Peerson she is talking to: Your dad does not look like he would care.
2008-04-24 11:07:51 AM  
When she finds out about that stain on Cheslsea's dress, she is gonna KILL me!
2008-04-24 11:08:48 AM  
Five Dollar
Five Dollar Footlong

I can't get that farking song out of my head.
2008-04-24 11:08:58 AM  
"Holy shiat, I thought the book tour was boring but my God...what time is it anyway? I can't even look at my goddam watch without some asshole taking a picture of me. Okay, I'll go for the subtle arm-cross and oh crap, she's looking at me."
2008-04-24 11:09:11 AM  
She better keep her promise to divorce me when she wins: come on, President Rodham!
2008-04-24 11:10:25 AM  
I hope she does not beg me for buttsecks again...
2008-04-24 11:10:52 AM  
"Please, tell me I didnt hit that last night. Damn, this is why I prefer it when I cant see their face."
2008-04-24 11:11:12 AM  
"Aww... If she wins I'm gonna be the First Man of the United States."
2008-04-24 11:11:59 AM  
"It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again."
2008-04-24 11:12:01 AM  
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2008-04-24 11:12:13 AM  
"If she wins and becomes President, does that make me the First Lady? Does that mean I'll be a lesbian?"
2008-04-24 11:12:30 AM  
Forgot to do the votey!

"I have to poop"
2008-04-24 11:13:56 AM  
Did I go to Wendy's Twice Yesterday?
2008-04-24 11:17:07 AM  
"I do not have sex with that woman"
2008-04-24 11:18:02 AM  
Where all the white women at?
2008-04-24 11:18:04 AM  
Monica Lewinsky looks a lot better than that.
2008-04-24 11:19:47 AM  
If she wins, she is definately going to suck a big dick.
2008-04-24 11:21:05 AM  
"Hey ho, how you doin', where you been? Probably doing ho stuff 'cause there you ho again.

Why can't I get this damn song out of my head?"
2008-04-24 11:22:19 AM  
Not balloon animals AGAIN!!!
2008-04-24 11:23:14 AM  
"Not this shiat again"
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