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2001-08-10 09:38:52 AM  
Just thinking about the rectum rockets makes me want to take a monster runny shiat.
2001-08-10 09:45:51 AM  
When I was in Chi-town, we always called them sliders. They slide in, they slide down, and they slide out, usually in under 5 minutes.
2001-08-10 10:09:13 AM  
wtf is a whitecastle?!?
2001-08-10 10:14:44 AM  
also known as belly bombers here in St Louis
2001-08-10 10:16:13 AM  
Whats a White Castle? Only the finest "hamburger" in the world. It a small burger with 5 holes in it cooked with onions and the bun is steamed on top of the burger while it cooks.
2001-08-10 10:16:19 AM  
Yeah, I'm puzzled as to this whole whitecastle thing.
2001-08-10 10:28:00 AM  
I miss White Castle hamburgers. I haven't had one since I moved to Texas. That's not true, I had the kind you can buy frozen (in your grocer's freezer), but they are not as good as the real thing.
2001-08-10 10:40:59 AM  
White Castle rawks! You won't really find any west of the Mississippi, I always get them when I visit my grandparents in St. Louis. They have a knockoff called Krystal, they aren't too bad, nothing like White Castle.

Happydude, you're right, those frozen burgers aren't nearly as good as the real thing (file under "obvious", I guess)
2001-08-10 10:52:53 AM  
yuk! poohy! icky!

White Castle is a chain of burger joints.. A single burger typically has like 1oz. of meat, reconstituted onions, and really doughy/sticky/flattened/nasty bun.

I won't flame anybody that likes 'em, but the only time I eat them is when i'm constipated. They work like a champ, within hours (sometimes minutes).
2001-08-10 10:56:18 AM  
I'm proud to say that in all my years, I've never eaten at the evil Whitecastle. :)
2001-08-10 11:08:50 AM  
McDougal's at least some taste and variety, so i wouldn't put them down to that level. But yea, u get the idea.
2001-08-10 11:28:57 AM  
Mme, how dare you defame White Castle by comparing it to the utterly EVIL McD's? And all this time, I though you were cool.

It's sort-of fast food, but when you're in the drive-through lane at 3am, twelfth in line behind twelve OTHER drunk asses, it's not that fast. They're open 24 hours, and I'm reasonably certain most of their business comes in between 10:00pm and 5:00am, at least that's when they get most of my business.

By the way, White Castle is also the creator of a food product known as a Chicken Ring. It's a flattened doughnut-shaped deep-fried ring of processed chicken. They're disgusting. They're greasy. I love 'em.
2001-08-10 11:50:05 AM  
White Castle Fries only come in one size
2001-08-10 11:50:14 AM  
Alright! Bachelor Chow!
2001-08-10 11:52:14 AM  
still does not compare to Rally's 'smokin' sausage with chili and cheese' for laxative value, but after a long night of booze and drugs those six and ten packs are wort more than gold. YUM.
2001-08-10 12:01:37 PM  
One is required to be drunk to eat at white castle.
2001-08-10 12:03:42 PM  
I prefer Krystal, but you can't get that up here :(
2001-08-10 12:24:52 PM  

I live in Georgia now and cannot get White Castles anymore.


mmmm, onion rings.
2001-08-10 12:25:03 PM  
Ahhh...whitecastle...we used to call them sliders. They were great at 2 AM when you're drunk and in need of food, I usually order about 10.
2001-08-10 12:55:07 PM  
The image that went thru my head when I saw "recycled White Castles" was way too graphic.
2001-08-10 12:58:29 PM  
In Detroit, the codename for White Castle is casablanca. They are the best gutbombs in the world. Best when eaten while wasted, I love how you can't tell exactly where the bread stops and the meat begins. The only scary thing is, when they come out the other end the stench is hellish!
2001-08-10 01:18:31 PM  
I have to admit I'm on the White Castle wagon as well. Ya need about 20 of the little bastards to make a dent
2001-08-10 01:20:30 PM  
oops. I was saying...
to make a dent in anything resembling hunger. And their onion chips are pretty good.

I have 50 cents. I think I'll go get a belly buster.
2001-08-10 01:48:46 PM  
yeah, I was wondering if they meant recycled from the vomit they cause or the explosive water poops that will happen.

But damn they are good when you are suffering the effects of modern chemistry at 3 am.
2001-08-10 01:57:01 PM  
It's no wonder that America is full of fatasses.

Whitcastle - makers of fatass stoners since 1995

-he who stacks pork
2001-08-10 02:06:22 PM  
Fond memories of scarfing down sliders at 2am after boozing it up at Ohio State.

The Slyder® Secret

So what is the secret to that incredible taste? White Castle burgers are steam grilled on a bed of onions, 30 burgers at a time, served hot on a soft, white, steamed bun with a single slice of dill pickle.

To break it down even more, the freshly baked buns are placed on the top of the burgers and onions to absorb the delicious steam grilled flavor. The 2.5" square patty made with USDA inspected 100% beef has 5 evenly spaced holes which allow the steam to completely pervade the burger, enhancing flavor and allowing the patty to cook faster.
2001-08-10 02:12:21 PM  
I haven't been to the aluminum room since they went PC, (non-smoking). Was kinda funny when one of my friends tryed to find out what part of the chicken the ring came from.

The coffee was alright but I gave up eating meat sometime during the Vietnam war. (you don't want to know, trust me.)
2001-08-10 02:52:20 PM  
Jesse Jerkoff: I will boycott this racist company unless they rename themselves "AfricanAmerican Castle!!"
2001-08-10 04:09:56 PM  
I love white Castle, but why are there only White Castles in bad neighborhoods?

The bacon cheeseburger is to die for. I have YET to try their breakfast menu, but want to. I just dont want to have to be near the homeless people that invade the place when I visit.

The chicken rings rule. THe chicken sandwiches are made of a different breading, and are horrible. They should make chicken ring sandwiches instead.

Viva la White Castle!
2001-08-10 04:19:18 PM  
That is a thought. Where DO the chicken rings come from on a chicken and does a chicken have more than one?
2001-08-10 04:22:25 PM  
huurrrp... bleeeh... blaaaaaaaargh! huaaaaaaaaalf! buaaaaaagh! <cough, cough> bleaaaaaach!
2001-08-10 04:29:15 PM  
Mme yep. white castle. gotta try the onion chips, I'm tellin ya.
2001-08-10 04:47:48 PM  
"I love white Castle, but why are there only White Castles in bad neighborhoods?"

they weren't bad neighborhoods before White Castle came in!
2001-08-10 05:34:15 PM  
This reminds me of that movie.

-No sense Fridays
2001-08-10 06:50:25 PM  
Best burger chain in the world (West Coast only) is In'N'Out Burger.
2001-08-10 06:57:24 PM  
White Castle has to be the foulest fast food you can buy. Yet I do miss it dearly here on the west coast. In 'N' Out does have some damn tastey burgers, but white castles mission is not to provide a real hamburger.

If I had to guess White Castle uses the minimum amount of meat product that the FDA will allow them to call a burger. Then again I don't recall them labeling their product as beef to begin with.

The point is that you either have a desire for a burger or you have a craving for White Castle. They are definately not the same thing.
2001-08-10 11:14:50 PM  
"I went to White Castle, and I got thrown out"

- The Beastie Boys
2001-08-10 11:52:44 PM  
White Castles are only east of the mississippi i believe...
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