MIguy

So you'll post that comment but you won't drink bleach?

dj_bigbird: Goddammit, if this is for real, I am officially giving up on voting in Presidential elections forever.

It's real; I saw the clips on CNN's The Situation Room an hour or two ago.

*facepalm*

You can call me Hillrod



Approves.

Smellvin: In American politics, it's important to go after the largest constituency: the retard vote.

Winner in the first. Thread over.

Sneech: Misspellings really ruin a good FAIL picture.

FAIL + avalanche != fail-valance.

Better watch out for the McPain-Train!!! WHOOWHOO!

You can call me Hillrod

It is funny because she has a penis

lol, okay so the Obama smile creeped me out. Hillary reminded me of my Mother trying to be "cool" and McCain at least pulled his off the best.

McCain should have gone with 'McPain-Train' "Whoo Whoo!"

Here's what I hope happens.All three wrestle until there's a winner. The winner pulls out a chain gun and cleanses the world of a large portion of retards and white trash.

zooyorkfreak:

Its Gay.

Your argument is weak like a Cena main event.

jely: /obligatory

Gunny Highway: They are also doing the King of the Ring tournament tonight. I would like it if the politicians would stick to the news networks instead of ruining my monday nights. I still dont believe they are going to make an appearance.

rppp01a: Are voters THIS stupid? Seriously?

WWF was popular when I was a kid and I watched it for fun. I grew up and think it is still fun for kids. For kids. Not for adults.

Why cant adults watch it?

They can, most of the adults that watch it just happen to live in trailer parks.

TheAbstractor: /Booking the next flight to Israel

Without the USA that would be a very bad idea.

I wonder if McCain will share stories about watching Ed "The Strangler" Lewis take on Lou Thez?

Younger Than McCain

http://tinyurl.com/5sx2ef

Obama is also going on the Daily Show tonight. Busy schedule he has....

"OH MY GAWWD! THAT'S GIULIANI'S MUSIC!"

It's change you can body slam.

Have any hip, edgy, intelligent motherfarkers popped in yet to point out that wrestling isn't real?

Mike Judge's problem is he's too much of an optimist at heart. He set the movie 500 years into the future. I'm giving it 20 ... max.

Uncle Karl: Without the USA that would be a very bad idea.

Scandinavia, Switzerland and the Netherlands all sound good.

Wrestling is for fags, so I guess that means Hillary will win.

TheAbstractor: So this is how the American republic ends? With $10 loaves of bread and $100 tanks of gas, while one presidential candidates hits the other one in the back with a folding chair.

I started saying this last year when I first saw Idiocracy. One day our society is going to consider Mike Judge a prophet.

Arbitrator: Sneech: Misspellings really ruin a good FAIL picture.

FAIL + avalanche != fail-valance.

Took me a minute to figure out what a valance had to do with people rolling down a hill.

TheAbstractor: So this is how the American republic ends? With $10 loaves of bread and $100 tanks of gas, while one presidential candidates hits the other one in the back with a folding chair.

/Booking the next flight to Israel

This would not be nearly as funny if you weren't from Virginia...

/Only thing that would make it even more ironic is if you were from Hawaii

Maybe Obama could challenge McCain to a bamboo cage match.

I don't get it, 12 year olds can't vote in the US, can they?

If they were actually wrestling, I'd watch that. This, not so much.

Isn't anyone afraid that political bullshiat in the middle of "professional" wrestling might create a vortex of stupid so large that it would create a black hole of stupid that would swallow the entire universe? Or is it just me?

Did "Hill-rod" just confuse wrestling with baseball or is that a play on some wrestling lingo I am not aware of?

Wow. McCain is a total square.

Politicians are clowns, deal with it.

\Just look at the white house now.

Arbitrator:

I was quick and dirty...how about this one for a wrestling thread:

Jesus Hussein Christ, really? REALLY?

GardenWeasel: McBotulism: Have any hip, edgy, intelligent motherfarkers popped in yet to point out that wrestling isn't real?

Do we actually have to point it out???

Evidently some find it necessary, since every thread mentioning pro wrestling brings a chorus of "Hurrr, you guise know that shiat's fake, rite??!!?".

I have nothing against wrestling, but goddamn...candidates.

You know, we all watch porn too. Maybe (steeling myself here) Hil-Rod and the...McCain train...can...

...call 911. Send help.

GAY (new window)

Wow. Honestly, I was expecting a greenlit RockRoll.

I smell what Barack is cookin', and I hope its soul food.

/cue the That's Racist! kid
//Hillary '08... closest we'll ever get to having Bill back.

Pandering for the white trash vote I see.

Hillary can fill in for Stephanie McMahon and call out for a lingerie fight which will only end with someone ripping off her power suit to display an outfit that would explain why Bill did the things he did.

Obama will crawl out from the bottom of the ring to hit whoever MVP is fighting. Once MVP gets the one two three, he comes over thanks Obama and both raising their arms together. Little did MVP realize, Obama tells him he has something to show him, suddenly he unbuttons his dress shirt to reveal a John Cena t shirt. He promptly Diamond Cutter/Stone Cold Stunner/Jawbreaker MVP, promptly standing up and saying, "MVP.... You and Hillary can't see me!"

The crowd goes crazy. As soon as stadium begins its roar,
McCain Appears on the big jumbo screen. Grinning and a little buzzed he nonetheless says what Obama did and tells him that it was a job well done. The camera soon pans out revealing that he and Steve Austin are sitting back in the locker room cracking a couple of Budweisers doing what good Americans do best. McCain says nice try, but there's only one Stone Cold and there is only one true Stunner! To this Obama replies, "WHAT????" with the gesture of Hulk Hogan going deaf.

Sweet zombie jesus, I've done it.

I've crossed over to Bizzaro-Earth.

Captain Goldfish:
//Hillary '08... closest we'll ever get to having Bill back.

And that must never happen

How depressing.

America =